From Twitter 07-24-2010

• 00:20:50: It's late
  
• 00:33:10: As I clearly have nothing of note to add to any of your time lines, I bid you a good evening.
  
• 13:24:58: @SwarmedAx likewise
  
• 19:22:07: Evening serfs
  
• 19:37:17: @iamamro kneel before Zo.. Oh hang on I'm not Zod. Dammit!
  
• 20:11:54: If I ever manage to have a shave and not cut myself you'll be the first to know. All of you
  
• 23:50:53: @SIMpixels brilliant photo Simon, trust you had a good time
  

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From Twitter 07-23-2010

• 00:00:27: @robinbogg it's all trash, which is why i avoid staged WWF politics / bbcqt.. It's a theatrical performance and people lap it up
  
• 00:01:38: Good night twitter
  
• 12:12:56: Hello earthlings
  
• 12:15:02: @JFoundation you got a new job? Congrats!
  
• 16:24:39: Just sat on ant nest :(
  
• 21:52:56: The best way to make things run smoothly is to remove microsoft software from the equation .. this applies to each and every situation
  
• 21:54:56: @LaGillbear thanks for the #ff greatly appreciated :)
  

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From Twitter 07-22-2010

• 00:09:53: And then I said 'stop it! It's tickling' everybody went quiet for a while then laughter errupted #random
  
• 00:12:37: Apparently I had shit myself. I didn't find it funny though, so I killed everyone in the room .. that shut the fuckers up #random
  
• 00:18:18: Bed !!
  
• 11:41:00: if it were me or you that pushed him would the verdict be the same? http://twitpic.com/27j9cb
  
• 11:41:26: Yo yo yo
  
• 11:45:15: @sexbiscuit wow .. never being called playboy before .... I now feel a little uneasy :)
  
• 11:46:58: @Fowget likewise ... seems to be a trend of this happening of late!
  
• 11:47:31: i'm hungry and it's too early for lunch :(
  
• 11:56:38: "Is Time Disappearing from the Universe? (A Weekend Feature)" http://j.mp/91l4E0 << Interesting theory but utter bollocks IMO
  
• 12:59:18: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was successfully deleting his facebook account
  
• 16:51:05: Perhaps we should have a register of stand up comedian's jokes to avoid any plagiarism issues in the future #cheggarsgate
  
• 16:52:11: Or perhaps these standup comedians should get a fucking life and stop robbing jokes from twitter themselves
  
• 16:58:58: RT @BinaryDad: If the Police had made a joke on Twitter about Ian Tomlinson, the CPS would have been all over it. #InJustice
  
• 18:04:46: RT Nice! @Neurosceptic Keith Chegwin: Twitter Public Enemy No.1 http://post.ly/oJfS
  
• 18:49:53: RT @Dervheid There's more oiliness in that cunt Mandleson than in the fucking Gulf of Mexico
  
• 18:50:39: @shinytuppence never too early!
  
• 19:15:07: @billymeddows i hope you showered after getting too close to it?
  
• 20:13:40: I hope all 2nd hand gags on tonights #mocktheweek will be fairly attributed
  
• 23:12:54: Good evening beautiful people, and ugly fuckers alike
  
• 23:18:30: Dude where's my Cardiff #welshfilms
  
• 23:21:44: @shinytuppence not at all offended
  
• 23:22:51: Barmouth by southwest #welshfilms
  
• 23:24:36: Rhyl and Ted's excellent adventure #welshfilms
  
• 23:25:57: Sheeper by the dozen #welshfilms
  
• 23:30:40: @robinbogg that will never get mentioned as they would have to reveal CIA and MI5 involvement in concealing crime scene
  
• 23:38:07: @robinbogg I figured that, this BP connection is clouding the waters (so to speak) though. :)
  
• 23:40:56: Drag me to Rhyl #welshfilms
  
• 23:44:30: 28 Leeks Later #welshfilms
  
• 23:48:01: The Lovely Jones #welshfilms
  

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From Twitter 07-21-2010

• 00:32:28: Tweet
  
• 10:29:26: Anti-aircraft lasers, Military Exo-Skeletons, shape-shifting clothes robots .. All shaping up nicely eh? :(
  
• 11:27:45: @sexbiscuit I have one of those ASUS Eee pcs (diddy netbook) but I tend to use my macbook
  
• 11:34:20: @sexbiscuit I bought a 2nd hand macbook for £300 (£450 ish) .. accidentally dropped it, then received a shiny new one from Insurers :)
  
• 11:34:54: @sexbiscuit $450 not £ !!
  
• 11:40:41: @sexbiscuit which OS are you running on the ASUS .. Windows 7/Vista or a Linux variation?
  
• 11:46:16: @sexbiscuit how are you finding it? I've only had a little tinker . .definitely better than vista .. I have to use XP at work
  
• 12:50:05: Rape charge for Arab posing as a Jew - http://j.mp/b3CvWo << !! WTF !!
  
• 16:02:54: Has Keith Chegwin caused an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?
  
• 16:11:18: Search Engines Should Become Government Spies, Says EU Parliament - http://j.mp/baNokp
  
• 16:44:07: @Dervheid I think that they are just trying to make it official
  
• 19:00:06: The sooner people see there is no difference between Tories /labour and Democrats /Republicans the sooner we can crack on with life
  

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From Twitter 07-20-2010

• 08:22:19: Snipes’s Appeal Denied - NYTimes.com http://j.mp/bE59Ei
  
• 08:29:45: All religions are fucking stupid .. not just scientology
  
• 08:30:28: Good morning Spaceologists
  
• 10:42:48: BT are SHIT .. pass it on
  
• 13:54:31: @BTCare we have had 2 openreach engineers round already
  
• 14:16:01: @jackgonedark good choice sir
  
• 15:12:24: This is truly freaky and awful http://bit.ly/ajUlrV
  
• 16:47:46: @jackgonedark I'm sickened by it .. i've stumbled across execution videos etc.. but this is worse
  
• 16:48:30: Good afternoon all 497 of you .. howdy
  
• 16:48:52: I know only about 10 of you are real people
  
• 16:52:46: @Dervheid Are any of us real though?
  
• 16:55:23: Have BBC discontinued their Low Graphics version of the news website? .. if you are on BT it's the only way to view the page
  
• 17:02:35: "Cameron Raids Dormant U.K. Accounts as Minister Attacks Banks - Bloomberg" http://j.mp/bFCjDA << Some change eh? .. dirty fucking robdogs!
  

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From Twitter 07-18-2010

• 12:55:16: http://tweetphoto.com/33455865
  
• 16:01:26: @Wet_Lettuce no problem at all!
  
• 23:49:22: Evening all, I've been Twitter slacking again .. I blame it on stuff and other things
  
• 23:53:13: @Mansonovic good call, haven't seen it for years, shame they left the car battery torture out of the film though
  
• 23:57:25: @Mansonovic can't recall that part, which murder was that? I'm probably going to have to re-read it now!
  

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