From Twitter 05-15-2011

• 16:32:56: everything is OK
  
• 16:33:46: @hotpigandbadger can you recall what the 'International' part was again.. or was it just to add effect?
  
• 21:19:50: @iamadamski @hotpigandbadger so we could have called it 'Slightly garlicy transvestite twister' instead then!
  
• 21:24:09: @iamadamski I don't mind them really, as long as they keep away from me... that is
  
• 21:24:31: The French huh!
  
• 21:27:25: @iamadamski it's a vain photoshop of me as Che Guevara
  
• 21:38:35: @iamadamski ahh, we don't do sarcasm on Sunday evenings in Wylde Green. It's for outsiders only
  
• 21:41:28: I'm not ashamed to say that I quite enjoyed Chalet Girl. #ShallowAl
  
• 21:44:13: We're watching 'The Time Machine' ... I'm sure i've seen this before ... sometime in the past
  

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From Twitter 05-14-2011

• 01:13:57: oops I appear to be sideways
  
• 11:55:47: all of my brakes are binding and I'm still sideways ..... hello
  
• 15:46:40: @Arcuate_Fire Thanks for the #ff appreciated as always
  
• 15:49:28: is there a footie match on ? or something?
  
• 15:55:18: First-Ever Microsoft Kinect Sex Game Launches - XBIZ Newswire http://t.co/ii4OkQA << didn't take long did it?
  
• 20:17:21: hello
  
• 20:25:39: RT @AL64: I used to be in this band, in fact i was in charge of making a ‘new tomorrow’, but in the end I just made a fire and burnt dow ...
  
• 20:40:43: #eurovision they won't be popular
  
• 20:46:03: #eurovision imagine if all music was like this ... forever.... think about it.. then puke
  
• 20:56:03: #eurovision Jim Morrison doing opera ... why!?
  
• 21:00:05: Beyond the shadow of coffee? come on Italy you can do better than that surely
  
• 21:01:17: RT @MattyG72: It's a wop Hue n Cry the smarmy, greasy, war dodging, side swapping scum #eurovision
  
• 21:13:11: #eurovision make this win
  
• 21:26:30: @hotpigandbadger yes ... I remember your bollocks swinging low... that keeps me awake some nights
  
• 22:16:14: get your freak on
  

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From Twitter 05-13-2011

• 00:33:55: RT @Feisty_Onion: Bono wears sunglasses permanently because his eyes were gouged out at school and replaced with raisins. #MadeUpFacts
  
• 10:43:55: @hotpigandbadger There is a rumour of a new album #thepixies
  
• 12:00:10: Hi kids whats happening?
  
• 12:41:31: Whoever invented the term 'Cloud computing' is a twat
  
• 13:02:38: If any of you crazies are having your rapture next week, can you be quiet please as I'll be at the pub and I don't like too much noise.. ta
  
• 13:09:11: @SIMpixels That used to happen at my old work place .. people consider themselves printer experts, usually followed by a new printer
  
• 13:21:43: @SIMpixels .. you should go and hide a couple of key components to ensure it can't be rebuilt then ;)
  
• 13:24:40: The Littlest Hobocop http://t.co/S7Pevzy (via b3ta)
  
• 14:13:07: RT @SteveToyne: Kenny Loggins: the number one IT problem in Scotland
  
• 14:26:59: @MattyG72 I'm not interested either.. it's all bollocks
  
• 14:57:46: 256,971 days ago the Vatican executed many of the Knights Templar for Heresy, luckily Heresy escaped and released 'Pure and Simple' in 2001
  
• 14:59:30: @andy_lamb Be careful with Doritos ..they can be a bit stabby if you eat them too quick
  
• 15:06:45: RT @GreenLikeCash: RT if you hate people telling you what to retweet.
  
• 15:08:02: @andy_lamb I think your plan would make riveting tv , but like you say it is fraught with potential #healthandsafety issues
  
• 15:13:13: We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office - Aesop #truedat
  

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From Twitter 05-11-2011

• 08:15:08: China: The New Bin Laden http://bit.ly/ifR3pR
  
• 13:35:17: Police buy software to map suspects' digital movements http://t.co/VAHQCda >> and so it begins
  

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From Twitter 05-09-2011

• 10:36:51: RT @michaellegge: Remember: He's OUR @mrjimbob so if he gets to no.1 it will be like we're at no.1. RT the link,if you can: http://bit.l ...
  
• 11:10:08: please somebody waterboard Dick Cheney #youknowitmakessense
  
• 17:11:44: RT @YourAnonNews: Anonymous’ Latest Press Release and Sony Being Very Naughty Boys! - The following article contains foul... http://tumb ...
  
• 18:50:34: hello
  

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From Twitter 05-07-2011

• 07:22:01: Shit My Students Write http://feedly.com/k/kdhtp2 << quite an amusing blog
  
• 09:59:01: good morning fellow infidels
  
• 13:29:12: I wonder if 'ground control' ever called Uncle Tom instead of Major Tom by mistake?! #ivealreadygotmycoaton
  
• 18:02:40: the people who know, will be first to go
  
• 18:03:23: the people with an idea, will slide into fear
  
• 18:04:15: the ignorant, will just carry on as always
  
• 18:04:50: meep
  

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From Twitter 05-06-2011

• 09:47:31: Currently coughing up little splooshes of lung custard #yuck
  
• 10:22:06: @fowget Congrats 'n all that
  
• 10:56:04: Elfoid is the human-shaped phone from Japan that tickles when it rings (video) -- Engadget http://t.co/B1yV9hU << NO THANKS
  
• 11:16:35: RT @Solutions_Inc: For today's #FreebieFriday we're going to make you work for your prize ; ) Give us a follow and we'll let you know at ...
  
• 13:26:24: RT @h0mfr0g: A fictional color is a pigment of your imagination.
  
• 13:36:18: Horn on the 4th of July #randyfilms
  
• 15:53:18: @davesusetty you shouldn't put the @ for direct messages
  
• 21:52:46: Rain #ukweather
  
• 22:00:33: another fake? http://yfrog.com/h04okp
  
• 22:30:55: I loved The Shamen
  
• 22:31:52: Mr C ruined this version for me #progen
  
• 22:35:02: I liked this at the time... bit dated now mind
  
• 22:35:46: what sort of drugs was I on?
  
• 22:36:38: yes .. Gary Clail!!
  
• 22:41:21: good album but not as Box Frenzy
  

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From Twitter 05-05-2011

• 10:40:35: doobie doobie doo
  
• 11:08:26: Blackout during raid on bin Laden compound - http://t.co/NEoJ9ah via << what were this bunch of cunts watching then?
  
• 11:14:26: @mikeshaw101 you're probably right, possibly learning how to act properly
  
• 11:17:52: Let me get this straight: the fallout after killing Bin Laden is acceptable but publishing the photos would cause national security problems
  
• 11:34:01: It's hard to believe a media organization with supposed scruples is not questioning this absurdity http://is.gd/DtfY0e #mockingbird
  
• 13:58:48: @fudgecrumpet still 1st
  
• 14:33:09: A LOL from b3ta http://twitpic.com/4tpllf
  
• 18:30:09: spoiled #thatisall
  
• 21:27:27: RT @doodlewhale: Stickers on the Central line http://goo.gl/ErKak
  

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From Twitter 05-04-2011

• 11:10:47: *LOL*
  
• 13:58:10: USA are number 1 http://t.co/CsKUzDD << Go USA Go USA
  
• 20:24:36: RT @edsbrother: I'm hungry. Please RT.
  

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From Twitter 05-03-2011

• 08:23:31: morning folks, back in Internet land after a weekend of camping !
  
• 12:01:11: Wank
  
• 13:18:02: I've jihad my lunch
  
• 13:26:14: Michael J Cloth #cleancelebs
  
• 14:17:03: @BronwenPhoenix ha ha .. 2 sugars please #tea
  
• 14:19:06: @BronwenPhoenix it doesn't look so great in green tea, but normal tea yes!
  
• 14:44:26: @cherradi We are not America .. and you're welcome
  
• 14:44:53: Some people get so touchy
  
• 14:57:09: @cherradi @BronwenPhoenix it was I that used the jihad word, it was a joke .. if we can't take and make jokes what's the point in living?
  
• 15:02:05: @cherradi well why the fuck to you insist on sticking your nose into other peoples business?
  
• 15:02:34: i think a good old blocking is in order here
  
• 15:09:14: @cherradi hey .. look I think the wars of aggression on the middle east are sickening, I'd like the Anglo/U… (cont) http://deck.ly/~ZVpLV
  
• 15:10:14: @BronwenPhoenix This chap seems a bit riled
  
• 15:12:07: @cherradi feel free to return a joke... FFS it's a play on words, where did I insult Islam .. go on pinpoin… (cont) http://deck.ly/~BJ6Bd
  
• 15:12:48: @cherradi don't get me started on Israel and it's treatment of Gaza
  
• 15:14:43: @BronwenPhoenix really? it's all a load of hot air if you ask me. I think he may be beginning to understand the fact that it was a pun
  
• 15:23:32: @cherradi we were always lead to believe it meant 'Holy War' which may or may not be correct, but that so isn't the point here.
  
• 15:30:51: @cherradi I did explain that it was a 'play on words' or a pun. Not everything is meant as an insult
  
• 15:33:14: @MariBiscuits isn't it just! I probably have a fatwa on me for insulting islam .. oh well
  
• 15:34:51: @cherradi no problem,. Your English is great for a 3rd language, with British people particularly you have t… (cont) http://deck.ly/~1Vk32
  
• 15:37:43: @cherradi no problem
  
• 15:39:31: @RoxanneLaWin be glad you get to see it in the sun shine, it's even worse in the winter
  
• 15:41:28: RT @BBCBreaking: Newspaper seller Ian Tomlinson unlawfully killed by Pc Simon Harwood at G20 protests in London
  
• 16:02:41: Demand to see Iron Sky! http://www.ironsky.net/demand/
  
• 16:56:59: http://su.pr/2uFAud << Simulates Sun Motion
  
• 17:27:42: Sorry, But I Don’t Believe This http://t.co/URq7w1G #OBL
  

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

• 15:38:51: I see Bin Laden has been declared dead, the cynical may say that it's a 2nd term clincher for Barry
  
• 17:16:33: @andy_lamb odd that isn't it .. they can't even be bothered to vary the dates
  
• 17:16:53: The M5 around Bristol today was a proper cunt #traffic
  
• 17:17:44: right, i've not seen any TV since last thursday .. has anything newsworthy happened?
  
• 17:19:40: @andy_lamb Bin Laden? There are quite a few reports going around that he actually died early 2002 .. he had a fucked up liver apparently!
  
• 17:20:16: @nickjfrost don't worry you've got some of season 2 to get through aswell
  
• 17:22:35: @andy_lamb i think Bennazir Bhutto mentioned it on live tv just before she was assasinated
  

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From Twitter 04-30-2011

• 12:52:52: spending the afternoon at Mt Hawke skatepark with @scampi_jobson http://twitpic.com/4repzd
  
• 22:19:45: @hotpigandbadger yes mate, next decent weekend weatherwise
  

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From Twitter 04-29-2011

• 09:12:33: at the beach http://twitpic.com/4qvig4
  

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From Twitter 04-28-2011

• 12:21:52: "The soldering iron is not a spoon," he said. "You are not spooning the solder on to the connection."
  
• 12:30:26: This Knights of the Garter bollocks excuse would limit the Wedding to a maximum of 24 guests surely? http://is.gd/aaHpoP #IDontGiveAFuck
  
• 12:46:51: Heir apparent? Meet Will and Kate's children http://su.pr/2bRCJ1 << good to see New Scientist doing REAL SCIENCE
  
• 13:38:58: Atlanta Georgia Cop Punches Girl In Her Face In IHOP http://t.co/9njROeZ << WOW
  
• 14:01:34: RT @Wardotron: LONDONERS: tomorrow, spare a thought for Met officers spending the bank holiday kettling swarthy types and pushing over i ...
  
• 14:08:24: This is great.. robbed from b3ta http://twitpic.com/4qiioz
  
• 18:51:56: @mrjimBob Sheriff Fatman just played on XFM FYI
  
• 20:20:03: @BinaryDad i'm with you here, the only response I ever hear is that it is good for tourism..not good enough if you ask me!
  

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From Twitter 04-27-2011

• 12:12:30: Another beautiful day http://twitpic.com/4q373z
  
• 19:17:38: BBC News - Casio F-91W: The strangely ubiquitous watch http://t.co/g65uTS6 << apparently as worn by al qaeda #anothermisleadingBBCheadline
  
• 23:18:35: Torah The Explorer #religioustv
  

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From Twitter 04-26-2011

• 10:38:51: I've won the lottery again! http://twitpic.com/4pornw << also a great twitpic URL
  
• 10:50:40: List of unusual deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://su.pr/2Urp2M
  
• 11:03:48: @Spangila I know. it's a rare opportunity I know, but having already won the lottery twice recently *, it must be someone elses turn (* Not)
  
• 11:38:23: You'd have thought they'd have found a way of eradicating the Royals before Cancer and AIDS but it doesn't really look like they will *sad*
  
• 11:59:16: @Spangila knock yourself out :)
  
• 13:05:35: @Mr_Neurosceptic happy birthday fella
  
• 13:07:35: Just saw this posted on a forum "I have older relatives who still go to church religiously" ... had to chuckle
  
• 14:18:31: Tom Waits for no man
  
• 14:24:19: Dear burglers according to BBC 5,000 Police Officers will be on duty during Royal Wedding #justsayin #orsomething
  
• 17:07:16: If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility - http://su.pr/1QlYyD (by Superman)
  
• 17:11:15: I'm surprised the CIA allowed an MI6 employee to work for al-Qaeda
  
• 17:14:12: What's all this "UK should prepare for the long haul in Libya"? I seem to remember Dave saying no boots on the ground or something similar!
  
• 17:19:06: @fowget I think she would see it
  
• 17:22:36: @fowget I thought it might be :) ... you gotta love The Onion though
  
• 17:24:11: Patient emits potentially harmful gas; hazmat called to Ann Arbor hospital http://su.pr/2ClLfc << This isn't the Onion #genuine
  

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From Twitter 04-24-2011

• 07:37:57: ughhh the horror
  

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From Twitter 04-23-2011

• 09:51:36: @iamadamski hangover per chance?
  

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From Twitter 04-22-2011

• 11:57:07: I have mowed the lawn/moss/dirt already, and it's not even midday http://ow.ly/i/aEki
  
• 23:29:35: youuuuuu maaaakkkeeee meeeeeee feeeeeel liiiiiiikeeeee aaaaa naaaaattttttuuurrrraaaaalllllll womannnnnnnnnnnnnn
  
• 23:32:27: The Shamen – Destination Eschaton ♫ http://blip.fm/~13xvie
  
• 23:35:01: PARIS ANGELS – PERFUME (ALL ON YOU) (1991) ♫ http://blip.fm/~13xvlk
  
• 23:40:20: Primal Scream, Irvine Welsh And On-U Sound System - The Big Man And The Scream Team Meet The Barmy Army Uptown (... ♫ http://blip.fm/~13xvrk
  
• 23:42:49: Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia ♫ http://blip.fm/~13xvud
  

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From Twitter 04-21-2011

• 09:54:17: Is This Fossil a New Species of Humans? Some Experts Say "Yes" http://su.pr/2OvEEu << they are wrong it is a fossil and therefore OLD
  
• 10:01:52: Bum on Eileen #arsesongs
  
• 12:45:48: #yes2av #no2av .. it makes no difference in the long run, unless we can vote all of the cunts out
  
• 14:48:31: Slam Dunk Da Funk
  
• 15:10:04: RT Excellent! @TheFagCasanova: Just downloaded the Bible app, it's a bit weird... http://twitpic.com/4nkzie
  
• 20:53:55: @chrisdehmer i've already received it, not yet tested it yet properly, i shall get back to to you
  
• 20:57:19: @KlarkeKent not so sure I can be bothered
  
• 22:12:17: RT @beatnikrow: Sat in bed, watching telly, drinking vodka. #newlow
  

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From Twitter 04-20-2011

• 09:25:49: @shinytuppence excellent new avatar
  
• 14:46:59: My mom is currently 'blasting' new age pan pipe bollocks throughout the house, may Lucifer have mercy on my ears .. praise be #bollocks
  
• 14:57:54: Jesus ... this """"music"""" is fucking terrible
  
• 20:47:31: having a spliff innit #420
  
• 21:52:47: @nerilex ha.. always finding stale halves .. several weeks too late
  

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From Twitter 04-19-2011

• 13:23:01: John May Lives
  
• 13:34:03: Anyone who wants Royal Wedding mementos and such like is a complete and utter cunt #thatisall
  
• 13:45:28: I don't see why any publicly funded event should be off limits to displays of non violent civil disobedience #fucktheroyals
  
• 14:08:57: @fowget nah.. it's about time we had a real 5th column .. in a metaphorical sense only of course
  
• 14:24:31: http://twitvid.com/IP2V9 - An Introduction to the Council on Foreign Relations' (CFR) grip on the US Media
  
• 15:03:21: RT @Alexandjef: The Royal Wedding has been cancelled. Please RT.
  
• 15:52:41: The Anti-Imperialist Smiley Culture and Resisting Police Brutality - http://su.pr/2WSBM3
  
• 16:59:16: Just found this on B3ta http://twitpic.com/4mul6l #LOL
  

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From Twitter 04-18-2011

• 11:06:10: I have just ordered an Owle Bubo #sothere
  
• 11:52:06: #NoToV ... burn all of the fuckers
  
• 13:39:00: If it moves .. Tax it, if it continues to move Tax it some more #government101
  
• 13:52:45: Looks like it may be time to stop using dropbox then
  
• 16:20:07: I wish Simon Cowell would take it one step further and quit 'Life'
  
• 17:58:03: @iamadamski eh? is it a cider?
  
• 17:58:55: @iamadamski that's more like it
  
• 18:00:38: @iamadamski have you found some 3G ?
  
• 18:10:19: @iamadamski old skool
  

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From Twitter 04-17-2011

• 08:03:13: @iThumbmynose yes.. we did!
  
• 12:10:48: @iThumbmynose it was that or Joshua , and there were already a few of them around at the time
  

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From Twitter 04-16-2011

• 10:03:58: gosh
  
• 16:49:43: Activist Post: It's Official: "Arab Spring" Subversion is US Funded http://j.mp/fPrsRa
  
• 22:05:32: @MattyG72 I can't tell the difference to be honest Matt
  
• 22:14:58: @MattyG72 I hear ya .. it looks like ive missed BGT ... was it as shit as normal?
  
• 22:20:46: @MattyG72 hopefully someone will put it on youtube so i dont have to sit thru a re-ren of the whole thing
  
• 22:21:36: I am fit to bursting after eating 3 plates of MSG at Jimmy Spices .. tasted nice at the time though
  
• 22:25:55: @iamadamski no decent signal?
  
• 22:30:35: @MattyG72 nooo i'm gonna fall asleep to CSI NY
  
• 22:34:57: @hotpigandbadger 9!!! what's wrong with you MAN!
  
• 23:09:31: @iamadamski wow .. backwards civilisation
  

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From Twitter 04-15-2011

• 00:07:44: RT @SwarmedAx: http://plixi.com/p/92460781
  
• 09:59:31: ahem .... http://su.pr/33oTXc
  
• 11:51:04: Royal Wedding: Jerry Seinfeld ridicules Kate Middleton and Prince William - http://su.pr/8lmpKL < I know it's the Daily Mail but still! :)
  
• 13:51:16: RT @grazingbison: People who make obscure references to make themselves look erudite deserve a place in hell,like one would see in a Hie ...
  
• 15:10:34: Verpiss dich
  
• 22:27:03: @JohnnyA10 Thanks for the #ff .. most appreciated
  
• 22:34:03: Evenin' folks
  
• 22:58:50: Isn't it Mozuki I'm Not Just At Random In 14 days all well creepy Krays sample Just At Random In 14 days! — http://t.co/8e5SwXp
  

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From Twitter 04-14-2011

• 13:16:58: Spotify can fuck off now .. from now on I'm going to 'borrow' music, the record companies can have it back when I die
  
• 14:02:38: RT @comedyfish: I bloody love this! Ukulele version of one my favourite Beastie Boys songs Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun Cover http:/ ...
  
• 15:03:01: @nerilex you should take some anti-histamine too just to be sure
  

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From Twitter 04-13-2011

• 08:09:13: Dead animal count: currently none
  
• 08:27:03: this is ridiculous.. me likey! RT @laurenahayes: http://bit.ly/gclOfV
  
• 08:28:49: RT @illitertwit: RT @Ted09 I wish I saw notes like this around my town.... http://twitpic.com/4k9i8n
  
• 08:36:07: Just Like Heaven by Pentatonik-R.Simeon Bowring http://t.co/xpL9EwV << I like this version, but not as much as Dinosaur Jr's version
  
• 08:43:55: Biosphere - Phantasm http://t.co/aMiVQJn << this is well creepy (Krays sample)
  
• 08:53:10: Can anyone from Birmingham UK remember what the Ambient Night at Bonds Night Club was called in the early 90's ??
  
• 09:38:04: @JohnnyA10 it's what the dumb masses want .. unfortunately #WakingTheDead #bbc #dumb
  
• 10:27:10: http://twitpic.com/4kal6t
  
• 10:29:11: @nerilex I'm currently just typing in my bank details
  
• 11:10:40: It's about time Mozilla brought out a small irritating browser. They could call it Mozuki
  
• 11:40:49: Depleted Uranium is being used in Libya? http://t.co/5yByYfN via
  
• 11:41:43: The UN are a bunch of psychopathic cunts
  
• 13:44:58: Good afternoon cannon fodder
  
• 23:48:47: Pimple yarple knackered .,, that only hot drink that anyo… cont) I have to get as much as long as always. — http://t.co/8e5SwXp
  

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From Twitter 04-12-2011

• 08:00:47: just saw a ridiculous top tweet confusing nationality and racism
  
• 08:27:20: I'm sorry but this is total bollocks, these are nationalities not races!! RT @toptweets: RT @ReaIWizKhaIlifa: (cont) http://tl.gd/9q0qs2
  
• 13:08:52: BBC News - Worrying levels of iodine deficiency in the UK http://su.pr/2VM16p << why now ... coincidence...?!?
  
• 13:11:40: Barack Obama complains about lack of privacy as president - Telegraph http://t.co/Gom64V0 << Boo Fucking Hoo
  
• 13:15:33: 63 percent of people killed in Iraq war were civilians: report - http://su.pr/31223k << i'm surprised the percentage is that low
  
• 14:17:57: We have plasterers in the house, they are arguing and almost coming to blows .. it's like they've forgotten we are here #twats
  
• 14:38:33: @illitertwit I think they've pretty much blown over (for now) will record them if it kicks off again
  
• 17:21:20: Radiation risks from Fukushima 'no longer negligible' | EurActiv http://su.pr/1dZ1bm
  
• 17:21:53: @dzhimbo Have you tried turning it off, and not on again?
  
• 19:48:34: @mrjimBob yes
  
• 21:21:52: I've just had to remove the lower half of a squirrel from the dining room.. I found one of our cats chomping on it ... #notnice
  

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From Twitter 04-11-2011

• 09:24:12: It's Judgment Day in 10 days - Terminator Wiki http://su.pr/2LO95a #hurrah #oh
  
• 09:47:19: at the motor garage .... again!!
  
• 11:49:13: SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: All Muslim countries retaliate against the french by banning stripey jumpers, berets and strings of onions
  
• 12:03:42: I've had a few retweets lately.. I think I've finally learned how to do twitter *smileyface*
  
• 12:16:29: 'David Cameron's gift of war and racism, to them and us' (John Pilger)- http://is.gd/zOJQUb
  
• 12:22:59: John Pilger's articles are bang on the money, imagine if they were picked up by the newspapers #notgoingtohappen
  
• 12:31:53: I think everyone needs to go to their rooms and only come down once they're sorry
  
• 12:40:25: So why is it that the French have banned the Gurkhas?
  
• 13:50:53: @MattyG72 are you at work today?
  
• 13:54:20: @MattyG72 Who knows, the french are weird
  
• 14:26:49: @B46bs the french?
  
• 14:41:51: @molliemouse4 must be!
  
• 14:59:18: http://twitpic.com/4jmnar
  

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From Twitter 04-10-2011

• 21:37:12: @iamadamski BBQ?
  
• 21:41:58: @iamadamski blimey... mind you, you have to get as much as you can whilst you have the chance
  
• 23:35:51: @iamadamski bit of a BBQ ourselves .. and lounged around ..skated ... relaxed etc
  
• 23:37:22: I have lost 2 followers. I don't know who they are thanks to having a sense of perspective
  
• 23:41:37: with that being my only entry of 2 into today's twitter diary. I bow out
  

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From Twitter 04-09-2011

• 06:52:39: I can't focus
  
• 09:05:51: Fight For Your Right - Revisited http://t.co/gb7taI3 << can't wait for the new album
  
• 14:03:25: knackered .,, that is quite frankly all
  
• 15:11:41: yarple
  
• 15:15:25: @dzhimbo pimple
  
• 15:21:33: fuck the national.. it's time for a joint ... #notwoodworking
  
• 15:29:02: @dzhimbo isn't it just?
  

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From Twitter 04-08-2011

• 09:37:06: BBC News - Is Britain to blame for many of the world's problems? - http://bbc.in/hETBFx << YET IT CONTINUES ... POT, KETTLE, BLACK #CUNT
  
• 10:43:49: House passes bill protecting Apple's lithium batteries from limitations - http://ow.ly/4vSqF << is this what he does between seasons?
  
• 13:29:41: Are there any mechanics out there willing to offer assistance? I have a problem with my VW T4 2.4D. After driv… (cont) http://deck.ly/~YLIGP
  
• 13:36:55: Thanks for the #FF @remittancegirl << I recommend following this young lady (Often NSFW / over 18's only)
  
• 13:45:32: @MattyG72 its not a TDI Matt and also it's not overheating! could possibly be timing belt as the water pump is powered by this #whoknows !
  
• 14:11:41: NATO's excuse for killing anti-Gaddafi forces is they didn't know the rebels had tanks .. #speechless
  
• 17:02:03: Thanks to @robots_ and @illitertwit for my #FF .. very grateful
  
• 19:01:02: @hotpigandbadger yeah .. i reckon it could be a timing belt/water pump issue from what i'm reading
  
• 19:01:38: RT @SimonSwears: Shitting paedophile
  
• 20:28:56: our mini ramp http://twitpic.com/4iepsu
  
• 20:41:30: @andy_lamb had it 2 weeks now.. lucky we have a 7 yr old so I can say it's for him
  
• 20:42:31: @hotpigandbadger we've had one, but more will be scheduled for the summer, do you fancy some 2ft action?
  
• 20:43:38: @nerilex it's a beaut only 2ft high! gonna extend the fucker next year
  
• 20:47:38: @MattyG72 if it's the timing belt, it drives the water pump, therefore if the seal on the pump is iffy it could be losing a drop of water
  
• 20:52:24: @hotpigandbadger jake is like perpetual motion machine on it. im still a tad nervous on it after the knee, but (cont) http://tl.gd/9o3j03
  
• 21:06:52: @nerilex neither had I until last yr, about an 18 yr break, that's the joy of having a 7 yr old who's into it too
  
• 21:09:33: @hotpigandbadger I'm not posting pics of it in Facebook as I don't want certain people knowing about it
  
• 21:26:49: @hotpigandbadger I think so, text me on Sunday morning
  
• 21:33:52: @Arcuate_Fire thanks for the #ff .... appreciated as always
  

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From Twitter 04-07-2011

• 13:39:56: Stop Floss #DentistParodyFilms
  
• 13:41:54: Molaris #DentistParodyFilms
  
• 13:42:30: Canine and a half teeth #DentistParodyFilms
  
• 13:43:52: Bite Club #DentistParodyFilms
  
• 13:45:29: RT Dang .. just beat me to it @dzhimbo: Gingivitis Snaps #DentistParodyFilms
  
• 13:47:20: @dzhimbo good thinking that man
  
• 14:19:54: I don't think NATO forces care who they are killing, just as long as they get to kill people of a darker complexion
  
• 14:40:29: @andy_lamb this is my thought .. it's the whole fucking thing .. political parties, lobbyists blah.. etc... etc..
  
• 14:56:04: @andy_lamb yup .. or it should be voluntary (no financial rewards) plus the populace should be allowed to inte… (cont) http://deck.ly/~6fLYK
  
• 14:59:34: @andy_lamb only when i see them or hear them, apart from that I say 'live and let live'
  
• 15:02:07: >> that
  
• 15:34:16: RT @scampi_jobson: Face Paint http://post.ly/1rdvw
  
• 20:28:43: RT i was thinking the exact same thing @BinaryDad: Watchdog is shit, isn't it? It should be on Watchdog.
  
• 20:31:45: @SplashMan that was just an artifact #dontpanic
  

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From Twitter 04-06-2011

• 11:50:56: United Nations Trust Fund
  Malaysian Department of Humanitarian Affairs 570, Jalan Bukit Petaling, 50460 Kual… (cont) http://deck.ly/~Ev9DL
  
• 11:51:16: That was the best spam mail of the morning
  
• 12:03:14: BBC News - Big Brother returns to Channel 5 - http://bbc.in/fYMw7d << oh FFS Noooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
  
• 12:14:12: @robots_ it's hardly surprising. If they are going to do it,they should do it properly i.e. constant sleep deprivation and stress positions
  
• 12:35:31: Federal government seeking to make forms of bartering illegal after court ruling - National Finance Examiner - http://su.pr/1tESDS << WOW
  
• 13:06:02: World’s Most Bizarre Buildings - http://su.pr/5yA2X5
  
• 13:16:30: Flying the flag, faking the news - http://www.johnpilger.com/articles/flying-the-flag-faking-the-news << excellent article from last Sept
  
• 13:32:32: @molliemouse4 I agree, unfortunately 95% plus of the worlds population can't see past the fake left / right political paradigm #wearefucked
  
• 13:40:39: The Catholic Primate of All-Ireland tells mourners at the funeral of Constable Ronan Kerr that his murder wa… (cont) http://deck.ly/~A7sTZ
  
• 13:43:49: America and EU Agree: Raise Radiation Levels for Food - http://su.pr/18SQ8T<< Weird that they are increasing this now !!
  
• 13:46:38: @illitertwit ha ha ...
  
• 14:06:22: @illitertwit great choon
  
• 14:34:37: Somebody read this spam email please .. it's too long to be bothered analyzing!
  
  DearSir/Madam
  Kindly read (cont) http://tl.gd/9mn6em
  
• 14:46:03: I'm Not Dead (Pink) #inappropriatefuneralsongs
  
• 15:59:18: all this alternative voting system is all well and good, however we still have to "elect" a political party into office #nochange
  
• 17:19:31: @Feisty_Onion I found it was a bit foul for a few days, then I got used to it and it's pretty much the only hot drink that I have these days
  
• 17:26:38: @Feisty_Onion apparently it is rich in anti-something or other .. a little bit of honey (if you can stomach it) makes it much nicer
  
• 17:45:53: @Feisty_Onion fair comment
  
• 19:08:21: @iamadamski classy
  

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From Twitter 04-05-2011

• 08:38:22: @SwarmedAx still not showing up on Facebook !!
  
• 09:16:11: The RE 35 Will Not Turn Your 35mm Film Camera Digital - http://su.pr/6BOODn << seems a lot of people fell for this April Fool joke!!
  
• 09:21:01: @illitertwit ha ha, brilliant
  
• 10:15:21: @Jinks67 Kerrang places pretty similar music to Xfm
  
• 10:16:22: @Jinks67 during the day ... much more rock at night
  
• 11:05:34: George Monbiot is a bit of a knob end
  
• 11:10:50: #WARNING In 14 days Skynet will be activated, 2 days later is Judgement Day
  
• 11:13:48: I watched 'The Green Hornet' the other day .. quite enjoyable
  
• 12:56:17: BREAKING NEWS:
  
  The Pc who pushed Ian Tomlinson at the 2009 G20 protests tells an inquest he was trying to ge… (cont) http://deck.ly/~dlCa8
  
• 13:23:14: RT @hotpigandbadger: I'm recruiting for a 1st line Helpdesk and Team Leader role, Oldbury West Midlands, www.cscm.co.uk #support #helpde ...
  
• 14:40:42: I'm watching a live broadcast of Decorah Eagles on @Ustream! http://ustre.am/cRgM !
  
• 16:45:02: RT @japantimes: Radioactivity in sea up 7.5 million times; marine life contamination well beyond Japan feared http://ow.ly/4tl73 #fukushima
  
• 16:58:08: @AnneAmos really? In the UK?? Saying that there is residual radiation everywhere
  
• 17:24:39: Record Labels May Owe Artists Close To $2 Billion; Lawsuits Ramp Up With Rick James In The Lead http://t.co/J34YQp7 via @Techdirt << #LOL
  
• 18:34:29: RT @KatyLiedBand: Our new single NEVER GONNA RUN (Radio Edit) was released today & can be downloaded now from many places eg Amazon, iTu ...
  

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From Twitter 04-04-2011

• 07:15:26: ugh.. what kind of ungodly hour is this? oh 7:15
  
• 15:34:54: I will be on TV tonight to announce my election bid to become President of the United States. I'm sure I can count on your support
  
• 20:25:40: RT @z00ft: I have three followers, if any of them read this, R-T it let's see where it goes. 'Infinite Diversity, Infinite Possibility' ...
  
• 20:49:38: @SwarmedAx not direct
  
• 22:36:51: watching the 2008 Election Special South Park #toomuchtruthhiddenbehindthehumour
  
• 22:38:36: @hotpigandbadger I can't answer that, I can't answer that. #broslyricsasanswerstoquestions
  
• 23:16:23: RT @davidschneider: Obama announces he's standing for election with the slogan "Yes We Haven't".
  
• 23:21:02: @simonswears .. hello cunty bollocks
  
• 23:29:25: Evening all.. is the sky falling yet?
  
• 23:35:56: #policesexacts Fingering the crim
  

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From Twitter 04-03-2011

• 18:01:49: hi n' all that
  

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From Twitter 04-02-2011

• 07:49:38: Good morning earth dwellers
  
• 09:35:46: #mathssongs cosine your name across my heart
  
• 09:36:25: #mathssongs The Logarithm is gonna getcha
  
• 13:57:16: RT @BinaryDad: Let's rename the Ministry of Defence the Ministry of Attack.
  
• 20:06:42: Watching 'The Son of Jor El' fan edit of the original first 2 films .. seems pretty decent thus far
  
• 20:09:20: #superman .. see previous tweet #doh
  
• 23:18:23: @hotpigandbadger an American coach?
  
• 23:21:40: 9 to 5 is on now
  

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From Twitter 04-01-2011

• 10:03:20: Image of the Day: Earths True Shape Revealed for 1st Time http://su.pr/1HosWH
  
• 10:04:07: What the fuck is going on with youtube's logo '1911' ?!?!
  
• 10:08:19: RAD Studio takes agesssssssssss to install
  
• 11:13:44: UK Free Speech Ban Bars People From Telling Anyone Inc Elected Officials & Lawyers about Potential Toxic Chemicals http://su.pr/2bxZiI #WTF
  
• 12:36:36: BBC News - Libya: Coalition air strike 'killed seven civilians' - http://bbc.in/hlyG7Y << looks like the armed forces are back on form!
  
• 12:38:04: Some unusual vintage ads! http://t.co/9dpknB5
  
• 13:51:07: Olmert says Gaza war inevitable - http://su.pr/1kW3Fe << This Olmert bloke is a king amongst cunts
  
• 13:59:13: @hotpigandbadger and you!
  
• 15:21:46: @andshesaidit any specific type of cabbage?
  
• 15:44:18: Kristen Stewart is the New ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  - http://su.pr/1W9dF1
  
• 15:52:08: As someone who has to pay for regular prescriptions I'm a little pissed off that us Englanders also do not get free prescriptions
  
• 15:55:41: @Dervheid thankfully i don't have to use my inhalers (asthma) that often but it's fucking ridiculous that anyo… (cont) http://deck.ly/~h35CW
  
• 16:11:07: The 15 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Bootleg Toys | Cracked.com http://t.co/emw3kN7
  
• 16:31:46: Girls do use playstation...but as a sexy toy - eBaum's World Forum http://t.co/3sr1mKb << hmmm
  
• 17:44:45: @davesusetty I've found you need more than one guy! #notgay
  
• 19:01:06: @davesusetty indeed ... I think we're on the same wavelength on this occasion
  
• 22:16:23: yarple
  

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From Twitter 03-31-2011

• 09:57:44: CIA don't just gather intelligence, they manufacture it and have been involved in destabilization of countries for decades
  
• 12:41:32: @andy_lamb ha ha
  
• 12:46:52: HAARP http://t.co/kDxDI9w .. European parliament document
  
• 13:05:32: We have private prisons now, BUT if the staff strike the Military will apparently step in !?!?! - http://is.gd/8lHanM #TheBeginningOfTheEnd
  
• 13:11:53: Is there a connection between Serco and the British military? Anyone?
  
• 13:13:18: RT :) @remittancegirl: #disneyporn The Sorcerer's A Penis
  
• 14:33:28: 'Stay Fit and Slim' - http://t.co/5EBIvFY (b3ta - old time adverts)
  
• 15:03:12: RT @Glinner: This needs to be stopped dead http://is.gd/2QtDeI
  
• 15:51:05: Fancy a game of 'Notepad Invaders' ?? - http://t.co/bb9zEVv
  
• 15:55:29: @fowget I found it on b3ta and located the embed code
  
• 16:11:40: Rack to The Future #cleavagefilms
  
• 16:16:47: Clash of the Tit**s #cleavagefilms #censoredtv
  
• 16:27:45: Being a football fan isn't easy, it's a game of chants
  
• 16:36:36: Underwired #cleavagefilms
  
• 16:38:33: Tits A Wonderful Life #cleavagefilms
  
• 16:39:43: Sister Act 2: Rack in the Habit #cleavagefilms
  
• 16:50:34: The Gangs of New Norks #cleavagefilms
  
• 18:58:39: 'Stay Fit and Slim' - http://t.co/5EBIvFY #selfpimpingmyb3taimageentry
  

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From Twitter 03-30-2011

• 07:41:47: Fucking fuckity bollocks... morning all
  
• 15:56:33: Israel threatens unilateral steps if UN recognizes Palestinian state - Haaretz Daily Newspaper - http://t.co/lmIkKBL
  
• 15:59:36: *Summer* MY ARSE .. I'll take spring back please
  
• 17:01:58: Default Password List - http://su.pr/2tktmK << there you go!!
  
• 17:23:40: Pop quiz - can you guess who this is/was ? http://t.co/s1WNctt
  
• 18:06:37: @iThumbmynose looks a tad windy.. always nice to see a few palm trees though
  
• 20:08:17: @iThumbmynose true ... which beach is it?
  
• 23:50:50: @SplashMan svideo .. #help
  

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From Twitter 03-29-2011

• 11:11:30: Spam:
  
• 11:11:46: Important Notice
  
  O2 Telecommunication Lottery
  We are pleased to inform you that after the automated compute… (cont) http://deck.ly/~bCJnL
  
• 11:28:38: Droids http://twitpic.com/4ekqyy
  
• 12:20:20: ha ha http://twitpic.com/4el4yb
  
• 17:11:00: Want To Grope People At Random In Airports (Not Just At Security)? Join The TSA! http://t.co/QFm2eDH
  
• 17:15:20: Jesus 'healed using cannabis' http://t.co/lZOxjPj (from 2003 The Guardian)
  
• 19:18:51: O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh
  O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah
  
• 20:47:01: Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine – R.S.P.C.E. http://open.spotify.com/track/4eOut54dURAVzz6ukmNepo
  
• 20:53:23: http://open.spotify.com/track/0aOrXQuE0spI6XUQuGakZ8 The Stupids – I Don't Like Nobody [Porno Mix]
  

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From Twitter 03-28-2011

• 12:25:24: Phil of Dreams #mansongs
  
• 12:26:11: Things To Do In Denver When You're Fred #mansongs
  
• 12:29:47: Dwight Club #mansongs
  
• 12:36:40: @SIMpixels SImon, actually I wasn't paying attentions but yeah what the hell #manfilms
  
• 12:37:15: Sheeeet my typing is proper arse this morning
  
• 13:13:51: Kevin In The Name Of #mansongs
  
• 13:28:14: I wonder if the amount of followers Lady Gaga has on twitter closely correlates with the number of morons on twitter? #probably
  
• 13:35:24: Campaign via social media networks blocks Dutch bankers' bonuses http://t.co/jM39k4H << Well done the Dutch
  
• 14:41:35: Snopes http://twitpic.com/4ea55o
  
• 16:33:26: 2/3rds of US Corporations Pay Zero Federal Taxes: US Uncut Movement Builds to Make Them Pay Up | |.. http://bit.ly/exoMFs
  
• 16:55:29: Sappnin' sucka's, how be it hangin'?
  
• 17:20:45: http://twitpic.com/4ebs9j
  
• 17:21:02: http://twitpic.com/4ebscl
  
• 17:30:33: Pop Will Eat Itself - Beaver Patrol ♫ http://blip.fm/~136k5z
  
• 18:01:54: I'm looking forward to eventually seeing 'Iron Sky'
  
• 20:23:14: http://twitpic.com/4edf5u
  

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From Twitter 03-27-2011

• 00:39:18: RT @RichNeville: The "anarchists" in Trafalgar square are either in the pay of the government or doing their work for free. As usual. Dicks.
  

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From Twitter 03-26-2011

• 00:16:22: @hotpigandbadger I have visions of White guys blacked up like minstrels
  
• 00:24:33: @hotpigandbadger how did it go down with the punters?
  
• 11:03:27: Hair off http://twitpic.com/4dfrjr
  
• 13:29:47: @hotpigandbadger Marshy bust his leg at ideal last night LOL
  
• 17:50:46: @hotpigandbadger attempted revert drop in resulting in a fracture just below the knee + tendon and ligament damage #ouch
  
• 18:37:46: Sky News keep interrupting #26March coverage for Libya Conflict ...... #priorities!
  

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From Twitter 03-25-2011

• 10:56:51: This mornings spam mail
  
• 10:56:57: to follow
  
• 10:57:11: FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.
  Office of the Minister of Financ… (cont) http://deck.ly/~ZCuzA
  
• 10:57:31: Good morning fuckers
  
• 11:01:45: @andy_lamb that's Nigerian maths for you ... what they'd like : what they'll get
  
• 11:08:17: I've just assembled a PINK CRAZY FIT VIBRATION POWER MASSAGE PLATE for my mother http://twitpic.com/4d214s - it really shakes your rump
  
• 11:10:12: @andy_lamb already done ... if I had a penny for every one of these that I get involved with, I'd have about £1 by now
  
• 11:51:49: Resist 26! http://t.co/9liSbBv
  
• 12:30:10: MUST SEE: Surfing Kickflip Winner for Volcom Contest Zoltan Torkos 10K http://t.co/EgQGTxq #WINNING
  
• 12:34:58: @schwarzenegger, presumably you realise that in 25 days Skynet is due to be activated, what are your plans to prevent this?
  
• 14:15:41: All the things cheese head - http://t.co/GWPIedz
  
• 14:25:11: food
  
• 14:37:55: Woman fined after hospital dirty protest - http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/3101280/8921467 << ha ha .... ewww
  
• 14:40:57: Telegraph Budget 2011: Younger staff will work to 80 under pension link to rising lifespans http://bit.ly/fnBimb << you can fuck right off
  
• 15:06:36: @Arcuate_Fire very good question!
  
• 15:09:32: "All the things cheese head" - http://neoplasmsix.posterous.com/cheese #selfpimpingmyb3taentry
  
• 15:10:14: @Arcuate_Fire I confess I never watched any of those, although I heard it was good
  
• 15:13:21: @Arcuate_Fire .. you do realise that I'm now going to have to look it up
  
• 15:15:17: just lost a follower, probably a t.A.T.u. fan ... #fuckem
  
• 15:15:54: @Arcuate_Fire do you have any idea which episode it is?... just to give me a head start
  
• 15:31:21: @Arcuate_Fire ta .. i'll try and locate later
  
• 15:34:18: @Arcuate_Fire awesome ..
  
• 16:12:32: BBC News - Gunman Derrick Bird's victims unlawfully killed http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12861441 << really? facepalm!
  
• 16:48:50: @MrsSelfDestrukt it's always important to know your enemy
  

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From Twitter 03-24-2011

• 10:19:43: DEAR FRIEND,
  
  
  MY NAME IS PAUL ADU I HAIL FROM THE REPUBLIC OF GHANA, WEST AFRICA. I AM 50 YEARS OLD AND MARRI… (cont) http://deck.ly/~nPwaT
  
• 10:20:31: GREETINGS
  
  I KNOW THIS WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.
  I AM MR.JIMMY COLE; I WOR… (cont) http://deck.ly/~fRCp3
  
• 10:21:35: From: Mudia Corporation
  Your Ref #: 85290665
  
  We have enrolled you for our special loan program that we offe… (cont) http://deck.ly/~0zA0U
  
• 10:22:26: That was this mornings spam, brought to you by the letters P*I*S*S**O*F*F
  
• 10:38:00: Reuters are using this photo as a photo depicting victims of the current crisis in Libya http://twitpic.com/4cpkq1 .. check the date #scam
  
• 10:40:12: @fowget Wow, is that an Austin Maxi?
  
• 10:43:51: @fowget I had one for a few months ... the suspension is so soft that you get motion sickness as a passenger
  
• 11:09:02: Reuters fraud http://t.co/BEaIPOE
  
• 11:37:18: "You gotta start executin’ a few of those white fuckin’ bankers" - George Carlin #inspirationalquotes
  
• 13:47:30: Current Status: Hungry
  

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From Twitter 03-23-2011

• 12:40:59: To anybody who visits http://www.iheartchaos.com .. be warned I picked up a rather irritating piece of malware called XP Protection 2011
  
• 12:41:38: @bellydancer321 show off
  
• 12:46:36: @bellydancer321 I preferred Mulit talented, it reminded me of those horrendous early 80's haircuts
  
• 12:48:42: In July 2010 Iran banned the mullet hairstyle, yet it is still legal in the UK, which is the more backward country?
  
• 13:06:30: Professional trolling company ... http://su.pr/1xb6x9 .. you need to scroll down a bit for the advert
  
• 13:16:48: Libya: Is cost of military mission sustainable? - BBC - http://su.pr/27l7d5 << some excellent comments
  
• 13:21:41: When was the last time 'the defense budget' was used for defense? #seriousquestions
  
• 13:26:18: @RichNeville too true
  
• 13:28:55: Dear Libyan civilians, a fair few of you will probably die, you are just collateral damage, David Cameron say's it's OK and legal though
  
• 13:52:07: We need a new Guy Fawkes,, one that doesn't get caught. .right now ... kaboom
  
• 13:53:32: That last tweet was sarcasm, obviously ... they are all lovely people
  
• 13:59:38: Libya's "Operation Odyssey Dawn": Kosovo Revisited http://t.co/al5oGSo
  
• 14:15:35: Zenith (2011) — by Anonymous http://su.pr/1Tk9Hw << sounds like it could be interesting
  
• 14:28:09: #budget .. What an utter wanker
  
• 14:36:17: Elizabeth Taylor was killed today during airstrikes near Libya's rebel-held western city of Misrata
  
• 14:41:34: When watching the budget, it's very hard to forget that all politicians are cunts and deserve to be put down like sick dogs
  
• 14:55:24: Tweeting with the telly on http://su.pr/2HqBFM
  
• 15:28:36: George Osborne ..budget day http://t.co/x5sqdf6
  
• 17:43:24: Just received this email from paypal ... I reckon it looks legit http://twitpic.com/4chi78
  
• 18:15:06: @hotpigandbadger ... not sure what happened it had web redirects and all sorts .. sorted now anyhow
  
• 18:15:34: @hotpigandbadger ahhh wrong reply #justsayin
  
• 18:16:06: @hotpigandbadger it was marked as spam and in our info mailbox #justsayin
  
• 18:24:43: Female protesters in Egypt tortured, subjected to ‘virginity test’: Amnesty | The Raw Story http://t.co/Pz5o2Nn
  
• 18:27:16: http://twitpic.com/4chx0w
  
• 18:36:07: BBC - Newsbeat - Facebook more popular than porn for UK users http://su.pr/2jNF1n << WTF *disappointed face*
  
• 20:10:10: @hotpigandbadger what do you mean by 'cloud' in this instance?
  
• 23:53:49: @Dervheid I very nearly fell for that
  

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