From Twitter 05-29-2010

• 16:54:07: @davesusetty he should change his name to Dime
  
• 20:15:08: Leo Sayer hair #eurovision
  
• 20:16:12: Boycey suit #eurovision
  
• 20:17:10: There's only two Leo Sayers #eurovision
  
• 20:29:06: Is this scouting for girls #eurovision
  
• 20:38:13: Disturbing really fucking disturbing #eurovision
  
• 20:38:33: RT @Woodseaves: Graham Norton isn't annoying me yet. I must be tired, or dead. #eurovision
  
• 21:21:36: French bollocks #eurovision
  
• 21:45:30: Deformed ear #eurovision
  
• 22:00:27: Greece need to win #eurovision
  
• 22:17:33: Webcams yeah right #eurovision
  
• 22:20:01: Dance dance dance for peace ... kill kill kill #eurovision
  
• 22:24:04: Barry off eastenders #eurovision
  
• 22:30:36: Greeeeeece #eurovision
  
• 23:25:06: Bats outside our house ...awesome
  

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From Twitter 05-28-2010

• 08:32:28: That new Green Day song is bollocks
  
• 08:33:52: Apparently the AyePad goes on sale in yorkshire today
  
• 10:43:48: A Squid With Elbows - http://youtu.be/WN5enxrBOP8
  
• 10:48:12: A fish with hands ... http://twitpic.com/1rrp1s
  
• 10:49:14: A fat dog http://twitpic.com/1rrpcp
  
• 11:08:16: Iron Sky looks awesome http://youtu.be/DeAfoiN5SDw
  
• 11:13:09: i've just realised that I've had no breakfast ... bollocks
  
• 11:55:46: Was this Crossbow Cannibal a lorry driver? if not I suspect they have the wrong man
  
• 16:45:39: If Steve Jobs did something wrong and admitted to it.. Apple would hold a myBad launch
  
• 17:13:35: All politicians are cunts, even the ones that aren't, are... it makes it easier to remember that way.. as you were
  
• 17:41:23: 404 Tweet Not Found
  
• 19:09:35: Lost 4 followers today.. I must be doing something right
  
• 20:55:56: watching Pixies Acoustic set at Newport Folk Festival .. They are still my favourite band everrrrrr
  
• 20:58:23: RT @EatMyHalo: The police are clamping down on prostitutes smoking during the summer. Great. Another whore's pipe ban.
  
• 21:00:24: So it's not Sheriff Buck but that little dude from Different Strokes?
  
• 22:38:54: in yo face
  
• 23:12:30: @SimonSwears twat
  
• 23:13:38: @SimonSwears a flipping bucket?
  
• 23:14:34: RT @SimonSwears: @NeoplasmSix is a manky shit
  

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From Twitter 05-27-2010

• 00:17:42: @wyldangyl good pic 
  
• 00:24:43: It's great to see that #Atlantis is trending, perhaps tomorrow we should get #moonbase trending. That would be brill.
  
• 00:26:08: What do you mean it's a space shuttle? Fuck off
  
• 13:06:03: My tweets are not showing up .. this sucks ..
  
• 13:08:57: Happy Birthday Henry Kissenger you genocidal cunt stain
  
• 13:09:51: i make no apologies for that last tweet, other than the fact that it may not be harsh enough
  
• 18:35:49: School of Wok #foodfilms
  
• 18:39:23: Ham Busters #foodfilms
  
• 18:40:27: Cheeseus Christ Souper Star #foodfilms
  
• 18:42:25: Debbie Does Salad #foodfilms
  
• 18:43:14: The Matrix Reheated #foodfilms
  
• 18:44:02: Fish is it #foodfilms
  
• 18:48:19: 10 Grillington Plaice #foodfilms
  
• 18:48:46: Bread Calm #foodfilms
  
• 18:50:31: Son of Spam #foodfilms
  
• 18:51:51: RT @dzhimbo: Ah, the old #foodfilms hashtag is back, I see. Ok, how about...Omelet.
  
• 20:19:40: @jackdavidburton Do you get dismembered mice and live frogs left in your bedroom?
  
• 22:51:40: Evening folks
  
• 23:11:15: Online poo generator http://www.crapmachine.com/ground2.htm .. I really know how to waste time
  

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From Twitter 05-26-2010

• 08:09:48: Morning
  
• 14:38:57: "BBC News - First human 'infected with computer virus'" http://j.mp/93j1OP << This is about implanted RFID chips .. never accept an implant
  
• 15:17:47: @EatMyHalo let's face it someone dieing painfully of AIDS live on stage would have been preferable to U2
  
• 15:21:44: @jackdavidburton That'd be awesome as long as the victim was Bono ..
  
• 15:23:23: @EatMyHalo @jackdavidburton I hate Bono as much as Al Gore ... they would be me arch Nemesi if life was fair
  
• 15:24:49: I feel sad now! Bono lives
  
• 15:26:19: @jackdavidburton I have 2 cats .. they are also fucking annoying
  
• 15:30:06: @jackdavidburton Twice as annoying .. I may describe in more detail later .. perhaps I should write an essay .. basically, they are bastards
  
• 15:32:45: @jackdavidburton ha ... nice one #jimdavidsoncastoffs
  
• 17:00:46: Underwater Camera Test - http://tinyurl.com/35ygds6
  
• 17:08:15: The original Blackberry looks a lot like Speak and Spell
  
• 17:13:18: Acceptable Average Sized Black Hole #lessersongs
  
• 18:51:25: RT indeed @dzhimbo Could I just say fuck the royal family? Thank you for your attention, back to whatever or whovever you were doing.
  
• 18:52:41: Word to your moms
  
• 18:59:51: Former CIA Officials Admit To Faking Bin Laden Video http://bit.ly/doncvv
  
• 19:04:39: @nihiofkdi indeed however if they admit to this, who knows what they won't admit to .. it's all a circus anyhow
  
• 19:07:32: @dzhimbo I despair at the state of the UK and the world as a whole ... how can there be so many clueless twats around? I blame TV!
  
• 19:12:20: http://bit.ly/2CPK03 Spotify: The Pharcyde – Ya Mama - I'm sure it's just me, but I think this track is lyrical genius
  
• 19:16:29: @nihiofkdi you may be right, it's just funny that there is so much info around that it just needs someone to start connecting the dots
  
• 19:18:42: http://bit.ly/9hMu4d Spotify: The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy – Television The Drug Of The Nation ... awesomeness
  
• 19:22:12: I can't believe the UK only has 225 operational warheads .. how much damage could that do.....oh
  
• 19:25:53: Is it true that Cleggatron isn't going to stop Gark McKinnon's extradition .. another worthless cunt
  
• 19:32:26: I think William III would be proud of his achievements. The evolution of orange ™ has surely surpassed his wildest dreams. #5kgag
  
• 19:44:45: I'm quite intrigued about this new DELL STEAK however I'm not sure why a computer manufacturer would enter the meat processing market
  
• 19:49:03: spaz
  
• 20:12:26: DOGS IN FROCKS .. Sky 2 at 9pm
  
• 20:33:26: Taurus Despite your attempts to make it look like an accident, investigators will immediately suspect you of ...... http://j.mp/aQjqtn
  
• 20:42:03: 'The perfect place for Dad to entertain the kids for a couple of hours whilst Mum Shops' http://twitpic.com/1rbp3k
  

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From Twitter 05-25-2010

• 08:16:29: morning folks
  
• 09:19:52: I woke up with a thick soupy head this morning .. I put it down to either a crystal meth hangover or hayfever. I am trying Piriteze
  
• 09:20:20: I jest ... Piriton
  
• 09:33:35: Blair a war mongering pseudo god bothering spacker with a psychopathic personality disorder is going to be a 'Green Advisor' ... Obviously!
  
• 09:51:42: @andy_lamb is this CS5? is it worth acquiring?
  
• 09:59:02: @andy_lamb Excellent.. I think I shall upgrade through the 'Unofficial' channels then
  
• 10:14:36: @andy_lamb @robots_ I Shall get it tonight .. I'm slightly excited
  
• 11:53:19: The Stupids – I Don't Like Nobody [Porno Mix] http://open.spotify.com/track/0aOrXQuE0spI6XUQuGakZ8 Spotify: << My Anthem
  
• 12:31:28: The first ever live gig that I attended was 'Heart' supported by 'Thunder' in 1989 #musicconfessions
  
• 12:33:15: it may have been 1990 .. embarrassing whatever the year!
  
• 12:40:19: I turned down the opportunity to see Nirvana at the end of 1991, saying I would see them next tour! #neverfuckinghappened #musicconfessions
  
• 13:09:09: @sexbiscuit Yup .. that's a bummer
  
• 14:28:46: 25 Questions To Ask Anyone Who Is Delusional Enough To Believe That This Economic Recovery Is Real - http://j.mp/bKsSxZ <<US but relevant
  
• 14:44:56: David Cameron exposed http://youtu.be/-FnmnuDiVno << No he hasn't got his cock out
  
• 14:56:06: Man faces jail for recording out of control cop http://youtu.be/QNcDGqzAB30
  
• 15:17:28: These are all from http://www.america.gov/ http://twitpic.com/1qxo4k http://twitpic.com/1qxo4t http://twitpic.com/1qxo5b hillarious stuff!
  
• 18:05:27: The Queen was in the original Queen lineup but quit before the band went mainstream siting artistic differences #queenfacts
  
• 20:43:23: @Dervheid evening
  
• 20:45:42: Watching Eurovision Semi final, good to see that they are dreadful also at this stage
  
• 20:47:06: This Belgian tucker can fuck off #eurovision
  
• 20:47:29: That should have been fucker
  
• 20:49:43: Malta makes me cross #eurovision
  
• 20:50:42: I'd hate to be in her nightmare #eurovision
  
• 20:58:22: @Woodseaves evening, it's been a while, everything ok I trust?
  
• 21:01:41: Time to watch Chuck season finale.. laters litter runts
  

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From Twitter 05-24-2010

• 09:26:48: Good morning one and all
  
• 09:51:05: Babies' DNA in secret vaults" http://j.mp/9Rz0nv << Anyone surprised by this should just go back to bed and stay there
  
• 11:51:18: I see Gordon Brown's idea of charity work differs from my own. Favourite for head of IMF FFS! .. a corrupt leader for a corrupt institution
  
• 11:55:58: Brown believes he has one "big job" left in him - http://j.mp/994Em5
  
• 17:03:34: Luke PiePorker #starwarsporn
  
• 17:05:50: Darth Laid her #starwarsporn
  
• 17:08:13: Labia da hutt #starwarsporn
  
• 17:09:20: Boba Felch #starwarsporn
  
• 17:13:13: Grand Muff Target #starwarsporn
  
• 17:18:52: Arse2deep2 #starwarsporn
  
• 17:21:10: Incestial Sperm Troopers #starwarsporn
  
• 17:22:22: Taboo-ine #starwarsporn
  
• 17:24:12: Leia does Dantooine #starwarsporn
  
• 17:25:26: 2 jawas 1 lightsabre #starwarsporn
  
• 17:28:22: Imperial class Arsedestroyer #starwarsporn
  
• 17:32:18: Return of the Slit #starwarsporn
  
• 17:33:04: Episode IV - A new grope #starwarsporn
  

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From Twitter 05-23-2010

• 17:51:14: We have had bbq fajitas and an afternoon in the oversized paddling pool http://twitpic.com/1qe5jc
  
• 17:51:45: Good times
  

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