From Twitter 12-12-2009

• 00:14:28: @Jayman888 blimey that was a sweeping move ...
  
• 00:15:24: @Jayman888 no worries .. ive not done them for months .. probably wont again for a while
  
• 01:06:32: Nytol tonight to ensure a heavy dream free sleep.. 30 minutes or so before the "drugs" will take hold :(
  
• 11:40:56: morning you big bunch of bastards
  
• 13:01:25: got a kids party to go to, in 2 hours... when I say 'go to' I mean 'take my son to' .. it's at Villa Park though, so not all bad
  
• 13:49:40: people who take take take make me very fucking angry
  
• 17:00:15: villa home dressing room http://twitpic.com/t7gqw
  
• 17:02:17: the Holte end http://twitpic.com/t7h1w
  
• 17:05:24: villa park . the bench. http://twitpic.com/t7hjt
  
• 17:35:18: @iThumbmynose yup.. its a kids party, but cool to go round stadium again. still 3:3 ?
  
• 17:52:09: balls
  
• 19:34:12: @_3_ yep today .. kids birthday party incorporating stadium mini tour
  
• 19:37:13: @abstractimages i agree
  
• 20:28:47: awesome result
  
• 20:45:06: Still cant understand Cheryl, she needs to learn English #xfactor
  
• 20:47:05: The cult of personality #xfactor
  
• 20:50:31: I need a piss and I have to feed next door neighbours cat #xfactor
  
• 20:54:27: Fucking retard hat #xfactor
  
• 20:57:06: @andy_lamb can you get one that fits though
  
• 20:58:43: Saw a perfectly normal woman, who by choice had one of those haircuts that people insist on giving to people who suffer from down syndrome !
  
• 20:59:47: sorry
  
• 21:00:12: but it was true, call it like you see it, thats my motto
  
• 21:02:32: cat feeding time
  
• 21:20:13: @abstractimages yep with a shit jagged fringe .. i should have taken a photo incognito
  
• 21:34:43: RT @TheFuckingQueen: Buble, One does not buy Ones CDs at Tesco.
  
• 21:36:22: wank #xfactor
  
• 21:38:03: rise to the occasion eh Georgie boy #xfactor
  
• 21:41:41: 118 247 118 247 118 247 118 247 118 247
  
• 22:30:33: Paulo Nutini or whatever his name is can fuck off
  
• 22:54:54: Antichristmas #christmasfilms
  
• 22:56:48: Drag Me To Ho Ho Ho #christmasfilms
  

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From Twitter 12-11-2009

• 00:00:54: @KlarkeKent i'm not watching, but has someone seriously suggested that?
  
• 00:05:58: @KlarkeKent i cant believe someone is calling for martial law, well actually I can.. there are some seriously deluded people around
  
• 00:22:39: @Mondayisntfunny This is why I can't watch that shower of shite
  
• 00:26:14: @Mondayisntfunny ha ... good luck with that .. I bet they haven't even mentioned the amended treaty text that fucks over the 3rd world
  
• 00:27:21: Bedtime
  
• 09:40:55: US Youth Crash AGW Climate skeptic Live Webcast in Copenhagen - http://j.mp/4TrdQ5 << Slogan chanting Hitler Youth!!
  
• 10:10:10: @abstractimages just to be sure, have you seen anyone come out of the surgery?
  
• 10:14:57: Talibananarama #poparmy
  
• 10:16:43: Blackwater Lace #poparmy
  
• 10:17:39: The Jesus Army Mary Chain #poparmy
  
• 10:36:54: RT Excellent>> @remittancegirl: #poparmy Trench Reznor
  
• 10:40:29: The Talking Warheads #poparmy
  
• 10:41:04: Missile Elliot #poparmy
  
• 10:44:14: My Chemical Attack Romance #poparmy
  
• 10:50:42: If government truly was for the people, there would be no "party politics", each government member should be elected on their merits
  
• 10:52:24: The whole idea of Political Parties is the age old Divide and Conquer technique
  
• 11:16:52: Can Nobel Prize Winner Obama At LEAST Stop the Torture? - http://j.mp/4G7mcM << good article
  
• 12:05:55: @Woodseaves I think your day needs a reboot!
  
• 12:21:01: @Woodseaves In that case I wish you the best of luck
  
• 12:30:24: With the fog outside .. all we need now is a ghost pirate ship and a crew seeking revenge
  
• 12:41:03: Street Fighter sleeping positions - http://twitpic.com/t1ihl courtesy of www.somethingawful.com
  
• 15:53:53: I have cold feet .. I don't mean I'm going to back out of some agreement or something .. I literally have cold feet
  
• 16:08:45: ThunderScats #indecentcartoons
  
• 16:34:40: Top Twat #indecentcartoons
  
• 16:35:33: Bent 10 #indecentcartoons
  
• 16:36:56: South Pork #indecentcartoons
  
• 16:39:22: Count Fuckula #indecentcartoons
  
• 16:44:06: @abstractimages I assumed that one had already been done, but a search revealed it not to be the case ..
  
• 17:03:07: Carbon tax voted into force from midnight - The Irish Times - http://j.mp/6FbCRJ
  
• 17:28:42: planning on updating the old AppleTV to latest version + latest version of ATV flash. Has anybody had any problems with the upgrade #appletv
  
• 17:30:23: Just checked my spam email and found a couple of classics ( http://twitpic.com/t2coj ) Both passed away suddenly in a plane crash .. weird!
  
• 20:58:26: @patchstick all done and working thanks
  
• 21:52:26: Right you bunch of bastards I'm going to pay back a bit of #ff love after weeks of neglect. The following are in alpha sequence thats all!
  
• 21:53:22: #ff @_3_ @An_Irish_Brit @andy_lamb @Angela_Holtzen @beatnikrow @BinaryDad @DazzW @Dervheid @ermadea @iamadamski @iThumbmynose @Jayman888
  
• 21:53:59: #ff @JFoundation @KlarkeKent @MattyG72 @Mondayisntfunny @neurosceptic @Saronimo @scampi_jobson @SIMpixels @SwarmedAx @sylvworld @Woodseaves
  
• 21:54:38: if i've missed anyone .. many apologies .. i'll try and catch you next time around
  
• 21:57:54: ahh a few more: @abstractimages @robots_ @thewales @mrjimbob @FilthyLurker .. i'd like to list everyone but really can't be arsed
  
• 22:02:04: laters folks and thanks for any #ff 's ....
  
• 23:06:50: finally parting company with virginmedia .. sky FTW saving about £25 per month... woot
  
• 23:09:47: @iThumbmynose absolutely.. Ireland are the first to officially get carbon taxed. I guess we are next. its revolution time me thinks
  
• 23:58:50: @robots_ I know.. the sad thing is I tend to download most of my tv progs anyhow!
  

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From Twitter 12-10-2009

• 10:28:15: "Spying begins on UK web users" - New Scientist http://j.mp/61U09l << it's starting folks
  
• 10:36:18: @andy_lamb Some say it's from a comet, some say it's a projection test for "Project Bluebeam" , it's a very weird beam coming from it though
  
• 10:40:34: @andy_lamb Perhaps it's a wormhole opened up by the LHC! ;-)
  
• 12:25:33: Glengarry Glen Jonathon Ross #chatshowfilms
  
• 12:34:22: KilTroy #chatshowfilms
  
• 14:18:13: I understand Obama has gone and done a 1984esque speech WAR=PEACE ... quelle surprise
  
• 14:25:04: Doublethink: "The instruments of war have a role to play in preserving the peace" #1984 #obama
  
• 15:12:39: Obama has nothing to do with peace - http://j.mp/6aQHaV
  
• 16:59:40: http://twitpic.com/sxkbe
  
• 21:10:07: @DazzW glad to see it's not Miniature Heroes again!
  
• 22:49:48: Just watched "FAQ About Time Travel" - best film i've seen this year
  
• 23:46:18: RT @jackfaulkner: Miley Cyrus will die one day.
  

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From Twitter 12-09-2009

• 09:21:57: guten morgen
  
• 09:27:40: BBC News - Gen McChrystal: Bin Laden is key to al-Qaeda defeat - http://j.mp/78qbFO *SIGH*
  
• 10:17:41: @_3_ That was awesome .. cheers
  
• 10:19:27: RT @andy_lamb: RT @SkyNews: Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Student's Jaw http://bit.ly/8SEuq0 << ...WOW
  
• 10:24:44: Google CEO: Secrets Are for Filthy People - Google - http://j.mp/58Ah4l << MAY I SUGGEST THE NEXT EMAIL HACKING TARGET
  
• 10:38:14: Cakey Pig
  
• 11:50:50: @BinaryDad it's in the bag surely!
  
• 13:30:03: @andy_lamb Absolutely - and we need to fatten up for the coming apocalypse
  
• 13:46:46: @andy_lamb I know .. i'm gonna grab some popcorn and see how this one plays out .. i hope Charlton Heston is involved and the CGI is good !
  
• 13:50:12: i've still got #googlewave invites if anyone wants them .... get them here: http://is.gd/5g743
  
• 13:53:58: #craprobots - Petal Mickey
  
• 13:54:39: @BinaryDad good to hear .. when do you find out?
  
• 14:09:19: I love this picture - http://twitpic.com/ssbic
  
• 14:28:17: RE Broadband Tax .. why the fuck should I pay towards establishing infrastructure for broadband for posh countryside wankers?
  
• 14:29:28: I'm not even on BT .. they can fuck right off the snivelling cunts
  
• 14:40:08: I think I have figured out the reason why the govt wants every house in the UK Internet ready: Meet "Smartgrid".. http://is.gd/5gRoj #resist
  
• 15:31:23: Apocalypse Now? http://www.draftcheney2012.com/ - Cheney 2012 - I'd like to think this is some kind of joke but fear it isn't
  
• 15:53:58: Gore falsifies the record (Herald Sun) - http://j.mp/7Hfgvd - #Climategate
  
• 16:10:15: #quote "Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order. Tomorrow they will b (cont) http://tl.gd/16vem
  
• 18:26:30: @_3_ I just clicked on your profile - Jesus fucking Christ what is going on with your background? I now have a migraine
  
• 18:38:19: @Woodseaves I'm a big fan of Muesli .. but I really don't like the bullet like raisins
  
• 18:42:07: @Woodseaves Sounds like a plan ... however I think I may get the better deal :)
  
• 18:42:21: Home Time
  
• 19:46:44: I find the "watch" tv EYE logo really creepy http://twitpic.com/stihh
  
• 23:56:57: @SIMpixels unlucky :(
  
• 23:59:50: @abstractimages I agree... I'm a squeemish fucker but everyone seems to use eyes as logos these days
  

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From Twitter 12-08-2009

• 09:11:28: good morning
  
• 09:15:08: @_3_ I really don't think it will catch on to be honest.
  
• 09:24:54: UK military leaders urge people not to judge the Afghan campaign by casualties alone << how about opium income?
  
• 09:25:08: oops forgot the link http://bit.ly/65uQHK
  
• 10:21:42: @KerryMP - You are either with us or against us, you'd better make your decision now... which one is it?
  
• 10:57:00: These are the holding pens for POTENTIAL troublemakers at the Copenhagen Summit http://twitpic.com/sne7c
  
• 11:43:05: EU inheritance law shake-up could leave British property owners homeless -http://j.mp/7PqTxg .. I know it's the dailymail but this is scary!
  
• 12:39:37: The Rothschild criminal cartel just can't stop scamming the public ( http://is.gd/5fQC9 ). The Battle of Waterloo was just the beginning
  
• 12:56:43: Jesus riding a dinosaur .. no not like that you pervs http://twitpic.com/snlw3
  
• 13:03:48: Another Jesus on a dinosaur picture .. these are fucking brill http://twitpic.com/snmf3
  
• 13:41:27: jref always seem to go with the government agenda, suspicious ? not!
  
• 14:22:49: BBC News - Iraq dossier WMD evidence 'came from taxi driver' - http://j.mp/6AX1yE << you can't make this shit up
  
• 14:24:53: BBC News - This decade 'warmest on record' http://j.mp/5fnOaW << You CAN make this shit up #climategate #whitewash
  
• 18:21:14: @mrchrisaddison It being one of the major parts of air, i try to use it whenever possible
  
• 18:25:33: Is this "Nope"nhagen thing still ongoing. The Guardian is reporting disarray http://is.gd/5g5WE
  
• 18:51:47: I know everyone that wants #googlewave probably already has an invite, on the off chance that you haven't, go here: http://is.gd/5g743
  
• 20:11:28: So..what the fuck is going on in here .. somebody forgot to tidy up
  

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From Twitter 12-07-2009

• 09:30:09: BBC caught using sample of only 24000 to represent views of 23 countries for climate change poll - http://j.mp/8DNt3b #climategate
  
• 11:35:47: The Guardian really is a POS newspaper #fact
  
• 11:38:25: This Nopenhagen thing is really being pushed, it's almost like they don't care that the science behind it doesn't stack up.
  
• 11:41:08: "Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges - Telegraph" http://j.mp/5xu0Pu - Do as I say, not as I do !!
  
• 11:41:34: Feeling angry today .. really fucking angry
  
• 11:48:09: @DazzW You need at least 3 miniature heroes as a breakfast replacement, everyone knows that!!
  
• 11:57:56: @DazzW much better .. just glad you didn't go for the bounty
  
• 12:01:00: Lego Guns http://is.gd/5eQfH + Man get SWAT teamed because of a Lego gun http://is.gd/5eQhb
  
• 12:18:21: Time appears to be going a a slightly slower speed today
  
• 12:44:30: Copenhagen climate summit: 1200 limos, 140 private planes etc. http://j.mp/5xu0Pu < Check the comments - weird as none from the "Warmistas"
  
• 12:45:27: it simply must be lunch time soon
  
• 13:19:42: @CollingsA #ratm4xmas Why do YOU care personally either way?
  
• 13:56:08: Aural prolapse #unintendedsideeffects
  
• 14:04:55: Probable Death #unintendedsideeffects
  
• 15:21:25: @andy_lamb This man in the picture only ordered a repeat prescription http://yfrog.com/3n18dj
  
• 17:00:26: @watsoncomedian These kind of things? http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000FPGP4U/?tag=googhydr-21&hvadid=4230155330&ref=pd_sl_6onl0ka9vj_b
  
• 17:15:29: Coram's instant adoption plan helps to keep babies out of care system -http://j.mp/4xWFSy << is it just me or does this sound appalling?
  
• 17:28:06: To all Americans - You must stop breathing or face taxation "EPA Poised to Declare CO2 a Public Danger" http://is.gd/5f3T7 #bs #lies
  
• 18:19:23: Iraq Inquiry bombshell: Secret letter to reveal new Blair war lies - http://j.mp/8LXZJO
  
• 18:23:19: UN defends its own scientists over leaked emails - ABC News - http://j.mp/72ITzj #whitewash #climategate
  

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From Twitter 12-06-2009

• 20:04:42: @davidschneider Kathryn Janeway I believe!!
  
• 21:26:47: #xfactor .. white Fucking trousers .!!!
  

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