From Twitter 05-14-2011

• 01:13:57: oops I appear to be sideways
  
• 11:55:47: all of my brakes are binding and I'm still sideways ..... hello
  
• 15:46:40: @Arcuate_Fire Thanks for the #ff appreciated as always
  
• 15:49:28: is there a footie match on ? or something?
  
• 15:55:18: First-Ever Microsoft Kinect Sex Game Launches - XBIZ Newswire http://t.co/ii4OkQA << didn't take long did it?
  
• 20:17:21: hello
  
• 20:25:39: RT @AL64: I used to be in this band, in fact i was in charge of making a ‘new tomorrow’, but in the end I just made a fire and burnt dow ...
  
• 20:40:43: #eurovision they won't be popular
  
• 20:46:03: #eurovision imagine if all music was like this ... forever.... think about it.. then puke
  
• 20:56:03: #eurovision Jim Morrison doing opera ... why!?
  
• 21:00:05: Beyond the shadow of coffee? come on Italy you can do better than that surely
  
• 21:01:17: RT @MattyG72: It's a wop Hue n Cry the smarmy, greasy, war dodging, side swapping scum #eurovision
  
• 21:13:11: #eurovision make this win
  
• 21:26:30: @hotpigandbadger yes ... I remember your bollocks swinging low... that keeps me awake some nights
  
• 22:16:14: get your freak on
  

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From Twitter 05-13-2011

• 00:33:55: RT @Feisty_Onion: Bono wears sunglasses permanently because his eyes were gouged out at school and replaced with raisins. #MadeUpFacts
  
• 10:43:55: @hotpigandbadger There is a rumour of a new album #thepixies
  
• 12:00:10: Hi kids whats happening?
  
• 12:41:31: Whoever invented the term 'Cloud computing' is a twat
  
• 13:02:38: If any of you crazies are having your rapture next week, can you be quiet please as I'll be at the pub and I don't like too much noise.. ta
  
• 13:09:11: @SIMpixels That used to happen at my old work place .. people consider themselves printer experts, usually followed by a new printer
  
• 13:21:43: @SIMpixels .. you should go and hide a couple of key components to ensure it can't be rebuilt then ;)
  
• 13:24:40: The Littlest Hobocop http://t.co/S7Pevzy (via b3ta)
  
• 14:13:07: RT @SteveToyne: Kenny Loggins: the number one IT problem in Scotland
  
• 14:26:59: @MattyG72 I'm not interested either.. it's all bollocks
  
• 14:57:46: 256,971 days ago the Vatican executed many of the Knights Templar for Heresy, luckily Heresy escaped and released 'Pure and Simple' in 2001
  
• 14:59:30: @andy_lamb Be careful with Doritos ..they can be a bit stabby if you eat them too quick
  
• 15:06:45: RT @GreenLikeCash: RT if you hate people telling you what to retweet.
  
• 15:08:02: @andy_lamb I think your plan would make riveting tv , but like you say it is fraught with potential #healthandsafety issues
  
• 15:13:13: We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office - Aesop #truedat
  

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From Twitter 05-11-2011

• 08:15:08: China: The New Bin Laden http://bit.ly/ifR3pR
  
• 13:35:17: Police buy software to map suspects' digital movements http://t.co/VAHQCda >> and so it begins
  

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From Twitter 05-09-2011

• 10:36:51: RT @michaellegge: Remember: He's OUR @mrjimbob so if he gets to no.1 it will be like we're at no.1. RT the link,if you can: http://bit.l ...
  
• 11:10:08: please somebody waterboard Dick Cheney #youknowitmakessense
  
• 17:11:44: RT @YourAnonNews: Anonymous’ Latest Press Release and Sony Being Very Naughty Boys! - The following article contains foul... http://tumb ...
  
• 18:50:34: hello
  

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