From Twitter 12-31-2010

• 00:53:49: Over and out
  
• 06:23:30: awake
  
• 06:28:31: 4am last night 5am tonight ... I hate not sleeping properly
  
• 13:07:14: still feel shit, on the plus side it saves me having to drink to feel this way tomorrow #manfluenza
  
• 13:18:15: http://yfrog.com/h4onuvpj
  
• 14:31:30: RT @dzhimbo: * *e fuck is * key**ard doin*?
  
• 15:14:22: the Shark cartoon is on, I'm over here and the remote over there #thisistheworsecasescenario
  
• 15:24:38: @andy_lamb the moment they respond is the moment that you become one of them
  
• 15:36:35: @andy_lamb my experience of forums is that they are full of closed minded idiots. A Star Wars conversation might be the clincher though
  
• 16:02:57: @andy_lamb oh its Java Script.. I've only had a little dabble with that stuff. good luck!
  
• 18:25:54: I am staying in and not drinking tonight #alternativenewyearseve
  
• 20:11:19: @hotpigandbadger this is my 2nd bout of it, are you off out anywhere ?
  
• 20:14:48: @SIMpixels thanks for the #ff Simon. Happy new year to you
  
• 20:21:32: @hotpigandbadger cool .. have a good'un
  

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From Twitter 12-30-2010

• 04:51:02: I am awake
  
• 12:23:58: @porknan sausage and cheese sandwich is the way forward
  
• 13:36:28: still in bed despite waking up at 4am
  

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From Twitter 12-29-2010

• 18:42:50: Man Flu http://post.ly/1P90G
  
• 20:51:11: Mosquito Toast #FoodMovies
  
• 20:52:29: Cake Placid #FoodMovies
  
• 20:54:59: The Lamb Shank Redemption #FoodMovies
  
• 20:55:40: RT @dzhimbo: Cake Fear #foodmovies (Jamming on @NeoplasmSix)
  
• 20:57:32: Cheese Not That Into You #FoodMovies
  
• 21:01:16: Cheesus Christ Souper Star #FoodMovies
  
• 21:30:44: The Bun Of All Fears #FoodMovies
  
• 21:31:58: The Grill Next Door #FoodMovies
  

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From Twitter 12-28-2010

• 10:57:28: I appear to be feeling crappy this morning
  
• 18:16:04: afternoon folks
  
• 18:32:37: @hotpigandbadger brill aye it?
  
• 18:35:25: kinect is good, I will not be playing Dance Central #truedat
  
• 18:36:25: watching Take That - Circus Live #again
  
• 18:39:35: @iThumbmynose Merry Xmas 'n all that Jazz. How's it going? Whereabouts are you living?
  
• 18:43:13: mid-shave yesterday I fashioned a shit Hitler tash whilst wearing a shower cap #ThisIsTheKindOfExcitingLifeILead
  
• 18:46:57: @iThumbmynose I haven't actually bothered following the footie for a while to be honest! but i dud know Villa were ... http://tl.gd/7p6833
  
• 18:54:01: @iThumbmynose oh dear, the zombie apocalypse is due in a little under 2 years, I reckon it's gonna get even rockier until then :)
  
• 18:56:30: @TheFagCasanova I still have flashbacks about that 'ride' I imagined them as the scary dolls from Barbarella
  
• 20:02:48: RT @serafinowicz Are there any good bakery games on Xbox, other than Knead For Speed? Bread Or Dead Redemption?
  

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From Twitter 12-27-2010

• 16:38:45: There are dark Faeces at work
  
• 16:39:07: i blame sprouts and chestnuts though
  
• 17:32:49: The promises Obama wants you to keep forgetting http://pulsene.ws/ABqy LOL
  
• 17:53:00: reporting for duty http://yfrog.com/h67gkmj
  
• 18:14:17: @Coffee_Anathema .. I did .. today at least .. couldn't be arsed getting all sodden
  
• 18:18:08: cool http://www.tmz.com/ blocked from UK . If only Skynews would be blocked too
  
• 22:51:01: Windows 7 Was My idea: Andrew's Parody http://t.co/z7aMxfw via @youtube
  

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From Twitter 12-26-2010

• 09:04:20: Morning all. Sprouts are lethal aren't they ?
  
• 09:10:53: In Yer Face http://post.ly/1OBBH
  
• 09:11:55: @iamadamski Ad , you would be with the constant sounds of xbox rattling around the house
  
• 13:01:44: @iamadamski sleep > cricket I hope Maya woke you up and the cricket watching was just something to get you back to sleep
  
• 15:39:55: this is the 'yesterday' boxing day festive tv lineup http://post.ly/1OFjl
  
• 20:46:32: Christmas ... probably the most gaseous time of year
  

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From Twitter 12-25-2010

• 01:19:31: Merry xmas one and all
  
• 10:44:22: merry Xmas twitterologists
  
• 10:45:26: RT @ArmyofDave: Once you realise that, as a father, you're essentially just the maintenance crew, Christmas morning goes much easier.
  
• 13:05:39: @hotpigandbadger backatcha Heaths
  
• 13:11:16: @hotpigandbadger it's fucking ace, we only have kinnect adventures at the mo though
  
• 18:11:01: @hotpigandbadger we've probably got it at about 5-6ft from the player. even managed some 2 player action
  
• 18:14:35: too much food, far too much food *vomits*
  
• 20:34:33: it's nearly over folks ... thank fuck
  

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From Twitter 12-24-2010

• 10:03:42: good morning all, jesus your breath stinks, brush your fucking teeth or something
  

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From Twitter 12-23-2010

• 10:57:05: Fluoride in Water Linked to Lower IQ in Children http://pulsene.ws/zhyS
  
• 10:58:06: Pope’s child porn ‘normal’ claim sparks outrage among victims http://pulsene.ws/zkNY
  
• 15:21:15: Merry fucking christmas one and all ... etc .. blah
  
• 15:37:39: ♥ Negative Creep by Nirvana #lastfm: http://bit.ly/3Dt8qg amazon: http://bit.ly/73Jk9
  
• 15:47:36: ♥ The Concept by Teenage Fanclub #lastfm: http://bit.ly/1EmH amazon: http://bit.ly/a0uUn
  
• 18:31:33: Email from the BBC 15 http://post.ly/1NUvw
  
• 18:33:21: Dear BBC you spineless wankers http://post.ly/1NUy2
  
• 18:47:48: This tweet has been marked as spam
  
• 23:27:28: This tweet is technotronic
  

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From Twitter 12-22-2010

• 17:44:48: RT @GrahamTCousins: RT If your cat has attacked the Christmas tree decorations. >^..^<
  
• 17:48:37: afternoon folks
  

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From Twitter 12-21-2010

• 09:37:26: Carcinogen Found In 31 US Cities Drinking Water http://pulsene.ws/yeIO #mmmmmlovely
  
• 09:46:40: Google and most app makers don’t consider device IDs to be identifying information #apparently
  
• 19:39:29: The Lizard of Oz #misspeltfilmtitles
  

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From Twitter 12-20-2010

• 09:02:24: Disturbing Sex Kitten French Vogue Photoshoot Featuring Children http://pulsene.ws/xGqU << sickos
  
• 09:05:57: New TSA Report: Every Test Gun, Bomb Part Or Knife Got Past Screeners At Some Airport http://pulsene.ws/ybzE
  
• 12:24:19: BMW drivers do everyone a favour and stay off the roads especially in the snow
  
• 21:32:43: 8:32pm < the time
  
• 21:34:05: sorry just laying down a time marker
  
• 22:15:37: yes of course.... eh what ????
  

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From Twitter 12-19-2010

• 01:22:24: @hotpigandbadger we dont get one either
  
• 13:44:48: my brain refuses to wake up .. hello
  
• 18:32:06: @hotpigandbadger where are you Kyle? having car troubles I hear!
  
• 19:50:11: @hotpigandbadger yuck .. sounds a bit messy... at least you're at home
  

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From Twitter 12-18-2010

• 09:45:24: What everyone needs to see now is a photo of snow, here it is ... http://post.ly/1LvYK
  
• 09:55:44: good morning wazzocks
  
• 10:38:18: ♥ We Are Rockstars by Does It Offend You, Yeah? #lastfm: http://bit.ly/LvNl amazon: http://bit.ly/1qZ7f
  
• 10:57:11: ♥ Bluenote by Sub Focus #lastfm: http://bit.ly/9oKa77
  
• 12:22:37: @GrumpyFunker west mids
  
• 16:29:44: RT @KatyLiedBand: Myspace has had it's day and now it is a mess and nothing works. So please come and join us on FACEBOOK here: http ...
  
• 17:50:09: RG @nickj: BREAKING: Twitter will be renamed 'Gritter' during the cold weather and tweets will be known as 'greets'. Pls RG
  

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From Twitter 12-17-2010

• 00:22:23: @Daveyh263 couldn't agree more
  
• 00:34:16: Spock Spock and Two Smoking Barrels #startrekmashupmovies
  
• 00:35:49: Worf Of The Worlds #startrekmashupmovies
  
• 00:39:40: The Wrath of Con Air #startrekmashupmovies
  
• 00:42:17: No Undiscovered Country For Old Men #startrekmashupmovies
  
• 00:43:03: Deep Space Nine Songs #startrekmashupmovies
  
• 00:45:58: The Ferengi Lieutenants Woman #startrekmashupmovies
  
• 08:45:38: I fell asleep with the inception app running, I am currently in my second layer dream l
  
• 13:23:30: "N.Korea says war with South would go nuclear - http://j.mp/iiH2bp << Eeek
  
• 14:15:01: AMERICA: Y UR PEEPS B SO DUM? http://j.mp/hiznH1 << good read, also applies to the UK too in many respects
  
• 14:19:50: Commodity price hikes might spur greater liberalization on biotech
  imports - http://j.mp/etPxYP #wikileaks #gmfood
  
• 16:25:59: This saddens me a little http://twitpic.com/3grwdv
  
• 16:43:05: Lisbon Treaty amendment will not need referendum: http://j.mp/fSkHYH David Cameron promises vote on future EU changes: http://j.mp/gA0g4E
  
• 17:58:09: #tokencatphoto http://post.ly/1LkTQ
  
• 23:30:43: @remittancegirl @poplectic_ many thanks for the #ff 's greatly appreciated
  
• 23:36:30: evening all
  
• 23:40:43: @stukershaw i hope you are having an enjoyable one!
  

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From Twitter 12-16-2010

• 00:08:22: Claudia Winkleman needs to be sectioned #thatisall
  
• 00:29:30: @TheFagCasanova #whahey10k http://post.ly/1LEmK
  
• 00:46:00: @Coffee_Anathema it would definitely fit in. It was really quite tragic in hindsight 32k RAM !!!
  
• 01:06:27: Lividity La Vida Loca #postmortemsongs
  
• 01:29:13: Bedtime
  
• 10:25:37: Good morning
  
• 10:26:49: One of cat's got locked in the lounge last night. It pissed a reservoir into our leatherette beanbag .. then @scampi_jobson sat in it ..
  
• 10:27:45: should have read 'one of our cats' #doh
  
• 11:53:18: Police mull banning all UK protests - http://j.mp/ggjAE6 #WTF
  
• 12:10:02: It's raining #ukrain
  
• 12:49:30: @remittancegirl show off :)
  
• 15:02:01: it's just been hailing here #EndOfDays
  
• 15:11:30: More hail .. see you in the next life
  
• 15:12:11: hang on .. it's turned into sleet ... we'll be ok I reckon
  
• 15:38:08: snow! http://twitvid.com/POCHC
  
• 15:39:09: Remember this http://is.gd/iQycQ #uksnow
  
• 15:42:03: @Banksyart2 same here
  
• 15:51:00: @Fowget thanks for the confirmation .. I had never seen this shit before
  
• 15:57:44: @Fowget these foreigners they don't know they're born ... #joke I agree really
  
• 16:20:13: South Korea will stage the same artillery drill that it conducted before being attacked by North Korea http://j.mp/figO9f #why #twats
  
• 16:22:32: @ArmyofDave they also turn into "not-kittens" aka cats , or "little bastards" as we call ours
  
• 16:34:22: RT @comedyfish: 100% the best thing you will see today! Doctor Who Meets Star Wars Parody http://t.co/ydbIvLL via @DanJWatts
  
• 21:14:27: I like snow, but only when I'm going boarding, otherwise it can fuck right off
  
• 21:39:19: ndubz ... what the fuck is all that about eh?
  
• 21:40:50: at least they're not wearing their usual clown outfits
  
• 21:45:16: is the singing and dancing supposed to be connected somehow #looksfuckingrandomtome
  
• 21:58:27: if it's such a fucking perfect day ... cheer the fuck up #rvp
  
• 22:04:32: Charlie boy has no idea what a 6 pack of Stella and a dominos pizza is #rvp
  
• 22:06:42: boring
  

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From Twitter 12-15-2010

• 00:12:40: @SIMpixels nice work as usual Simon :)
  
• 10:35:01: @poplectic_ Its usually over the air and you'll need to be wifi connected
  
• 10:49:17: @Feisty_Onion isn't the option in the 'Under the bonnet tab' in options .. something like 'clear auto open options' #maybe
  
• 11:04:53: @Feisty_Onion I think that means that there are no 'auto open' settings .. I just clicked mine and it's now greyed out! even more confusing!
  
• 11:11:28: Holbrooke’s last words: ‘You’ve got to stop this war in Afghanistan’ was banter not serious comment http://j.mp/fbvX5W
  
• 11:34:18: Morning all
  
• 11:45:28: @Feisty_Onion tell me about it .. I'm sick of having to have about 3 installed for different uses ... useless fuckwits
  
• 14:25:03: AS TV License Payers we presumably fund this crap: http://j.mp/fF0MRS #EmbarassedByTheBBC
  
• 14:31:05: Children of The Cornflakes #breakfastfilms
  
• 14:31:41: Toast In Space #breakfastfilms
  
• 14:32:52: Porridge over The River Kwai #breakfastfilms
  
• 14:33:18: The Full English Patient #breakfastfilms
  
• 14:34:13: Pancake's Labyrinth #breakfastfilms
  
• 16:19:34: Airpod Prototype running in Nice, France http://t.co/fqBSCk1 << is it just me, or does anyone else think that this is NOT the future #shit
  
• 16:45:35: This one is dedicated to that facebook bloke that won that time competition http://www.twitvid.com/R0ZGK
  
• 17:24:28: @andy_lamb shame, unicorn sweat, and I'm sure I saw a pair of feet protruding from the bottom of the "car"
  
• 17:30:37: Air Force In Super Denial Mode: Blocks Access To News Sites Covering Wikileaks http://t.co/xmns8HU
  
• 21:20:49: this was my 1st computer ... check out the awesome specs: http://j.mp/hkzDcG
  

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From Twitter 12-14-2010

• 00:58:43: @cdasilva good tip. Cheers for that
  
• 01:04:17: RT @cdasilva: Have an iPhone, iPod or iPad? Want to watch streaming telly? Go to filmon.com.. works pretty well
  
• 01:15:48: ërtÿüîøäßłżçñ
  
• 01:16:45: Sorry, playing with the special characters !
  
• 08:25:09: RT @Jinks67: RT @Fusedmagazine: Who wants a free pair of Etnies trainers for Xmas? Just RT this message and we'll pick 3 winners for th ...
  
• 10:34:39: Greetings
  
• 14:19:06: @hotpigandbadger is your current one borked? I got my last one from Boardwise, previous season jobbie quite cheap for £150 ish
  
• 15:20:07: Headache, gut ache ... I feel awesome
  
• 15:23:08: @MrsSelfDestrukt atoll?
  
• 15:28:21: @MrsSelfDestrukt i'd heard of it, but had to do a google image check http://is.gd/iJuGq
  
• 16:10:05: It appears that the UK is at a high state of alert regarding web attacks, stay off the internet folks unless it's absolutely nescessary
  
• 16:12:11: @hotpigandbadger Oops .. having something new and shiny will certainly add to your snowboarding enjoyment
  

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From Twitter 12-13-2010

• 00:24:34: Students need to acquire shields made of fire to counter the water cannons #xfactor
  
• 20:01:14: @TummyCustard we had a damp / mould problem in our last house ... was black in places ... horrible stuff
  
• 21:50:07: bahhhhh fucking humbug
  

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From Twitter 12-12-2010

• 10:24:31: Why Are Wars Not Being Reported Honestly? http://pulsene.ws/uCmn
  
• 11:46:56: @porknan HD Ready is fine, the average screen size on a microwave wouldn't really benefit from a 1080p display
  
• 11:50:17: @porknan no worries, just make sure it has optical out for the sound
  
• 17:14:23: This boy was up at 5am http://post.ly/1KGfT
  
• 19:32:40: dinner http://yfrog.com/gy9xxaj
  
• 20:16:27: @molliemouse4 tasted great... I've got a lot of time for an omelette though
  
• 22:08:49: RT @andy_lamb: Matt Cardle would be an anagram of "talcum retard" if it had a "u" in it. #xfactorfacts
  
• 22:21:31: RT @whistlingduck: Piers Morgan talks to Elton John next. It's a novelty for Elton- I don't think he has seen too many cunts before.
  
• 22:25:07: what time does the #xfactor final start folks?
  
• 22:38:16: I am now having a bowel movement #xfactor
  
• 22:43:32: @JGONeill best response ever *blushes*
  
• 22:45:52: @Dervheid it's amazon what these hackers can accomplish isn't it?
  
• 23:03:40: @MattyG72 it was
  

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From Twitter 12-11-2010

• 10:11:00: good morning
  
• 12:23:57: @andy_lamb what! i dont imagine that they were going to go into Christianity co-opting pagan celebrations
  
• 12:24:58: @ArmyofDave is it senuti or something like that?
  
• 12:29:16: @ArmyofDave *coughs* torrent
  
• 19:06:42: @ArmyofDave did you find any freeware that does the job?
  
• 21:12:01: next up Cher making up the numbers on a Run DMC comeback #xfactor
  
• 21:34:51: do people actually like this kind of music? #xfactor #rhianna beggars belief
  
• 21:41:52: @MattyG72 who is?
  
• 21:45:29: @MattyG72 she reminds me of Christina applegate circa Married With Children #slut
  
• 21:50:09: @MattyG72 I think she's been on the power shakes and has forgotten to exercise
  
• 21:55:08: @scampi_jobson ana?
  

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From Twitter 12-10-2010

• 00:11:43: in a universe of infinite possibilities everything is impossible
  
• 00:33:46: The sky is falling, society crumbling and i'm tired ... Goodnight
  
• 13:44:00: On BBC News Website: "PM condemns attack on royals' car"
  Not on BBC News Website: "PM is a cunt, the royals are cunts too"
  
• 17:29:36: I don't understand the inner workings of a childs mind, nor do I want to
  
• 20:48:40: On the Game for a laugh #badgamesgows
  
• 20:49:24: The Prick Is Right #badgamesgows
  
• 20:51:12: A Question Of Spurt #badgameshows
  
• 20:52:05: Smeggheads #badgameshows
  
• 20:54:47: Universally Challenged #badgameshows
  
• 20:57:16: Name That Tumour #badgameshows
  
• 21:00:13: RT @dzhimbo Bullshit #badgameshows or Japseye?
  
• 21:04:35: Have I Got Jews For You #badgameshows
  
• 21:06:08: 9 Out Of 10 Cunts #badgameshows
  
• 21:23:38: RT @markthomasinfo: Amnesia may not your problem @piersmorgan, your problem I imagine is trying to get others to suppress their gag refl ...
  
• 21:48:06: @TummyCustard either way it's still smegging micro$oft though
  
• 21:49:59: @piersmorgan they weren't hacked .. that's one clear difference for a start
  
• 21:52:06: @TummyCustard agreed re: iworks and fair enough on Outlook
  
• 21:54:32: @TummyCustard indeed .. word formatting sucks big donkey balls
  
• 21:57:36: @TummyCustard fiddled around doing that for ages, 1 per page is the only way with word unless you're a masochist
  

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From Twitter 12-09-2010

• 12:39:21: Divs> http://bit.ly/h62SAD
  
• 14:05:19: Let sex offenders adopt and work with children, says report http://t.co/xwVwOTF << What the fucking fuck??
  
• 16:53:18: Students .. why not level the playing field by coming to the next student demo on your horse or pony
  
• 16:53:32: that last one was a joke btw
  
• 16:54:11: @andy_lamb words failed me
  
• 16:54:57: @Spangila thanks ... it was one of those inspirational thingies that happens now and again ...
  
• 17:11:34: same here
  
• 17:16:25: @davesusetty I think it's because protesters are penned in, the usual result being the situation 'boiling over' but I may be wrong
  
• 17:19:06: @Spangila couldn't agree more
  
• 17:29:49: @debonbon and he was assassinated
  
• 17:31:55: I think the rozzers are secretly happy about the fires burning everywhere
  
• 17:34:37: sorry for the next tweet ... it's a remix of an earlier tweet
  
• 17:35:22: Students .. why not level the playing field by coming to the next student demo on your own horse or pony #demo2014
  
• 17:41:41: it can only be a matter of time before we see some form of martial law
  
• 17:42:54: @Fowget me too now I think about it ... Arse!
  
• 17:45:08: met police 'extremely dissapointed' with protesters #policespokeswomanonskynewsisshit
  
• 17:45:54: apparently my spelling is also shit
  
• 17:50:19: vandalism is sad but the state of this country is much much worse
  
• 18:13:20: My year in Facebook statuses http://twitpic.com/3edy39
  
• 18:15:06: My year in Facebook statuses 2010 http://post.ly/1JSQ7
  

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From Twitter 12-08-2010

• 14:43:12: word up
  
• 18:39:13: how old is John Lennon's corpse ? .... I don't think it's been mentioned for quite a while
  

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From Twitter 12-07-2010

• 11:17:40: Assange arrested #thenews
  
• 11:26:07: Does this mean the encryption key for the insurance file is going to be released? or is that only if the fucker disappears??
  
• 15:31:39: ---> This <--- or ---> That <---
  
• 18:46:39: Does anyone else think that one of the most important times historically is happening right now? #thinkingoutloud
  
• 20:23:54: A Nightmare on Rich Tea 4: Custard Cream Warriors #biscuitmovies
  

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From Twitter 12-06-2010

• 14:53:51: good afternoon you lot
  
• 17:43:11: The Microsoft website is down .. Armageddon time
  
• 22:05:34: it's like 'The day after tomorrow' outside #sorta
  

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From Twitter 12-05-2010

• 02:07:43: Nigel the nipple biting nut sac #notbored
  
• 13:01:19: morning !!
  
• 18:12:34: @hotpigandbadger we've had waxes done, quite reasonable at £8 ... full service is £25 I think, we're having ours done before we go away
  
• 18:28:47: @hotpigandbadger because we are there each week, we let them keep it until the following week ... so not really sure!
  
• 18:29:43: @hotpigandbadger do you go near cannock at all, boardwise in cannock do it i think!
  
• 18:33:19: @hotpigandbadger they defo wax, its a good shop
  
• 21:16:32: Never heard this song before! is it new? #xfactor
  

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From Twitter 12-04-2010

• 01:28:31: it's late
  
• 09:14:15: it's early
  
• 10:56:14: I should probably get up soon
  
• 10:59:26: @debonbon good point, thanks for the intervention
  
• 11:00:14: @molliemouse4 nahh, I'm staying put
  
• 11:01:20: good morning @SimonSwears you dirty Arse ripper
  
• 14:43:25: once upon a time both the police and the government were supposed to act on behalf of the people. These days are sadly gone.
  
• 14:52:21: How do you "stick it to the man" in this weather unless you have 'all weather adhesive" ?
  
• 18:36:56: This is NOT the tweet you are looking for
  
• 19:08:27: @SimonSwears is a crusty cheese licker
  
• 19:11:24: RT @SimonSwears @NeoplasmSix is a beautiful chav << speechless
  

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From Twitter 12-03-2010

• 00:06:43: on the bus .... again!
  
• 00:20:34: @iThumbmynose real life is for losers ... I read that on the Internet !
  
• 10:27:48: it's -6 outside brrrrrrrrrrr
  
• 10:32:54: what's with the snow?... the stuff that came down yesterday looks like tiny polystyrene balls!!!
  
• 12:35:59: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down : BBC News - http://j.mp/dPHxQX
  
• 14:21:04: David Chaytor pleads guilty to charges and gets "unconditional bail" - http://j.mp/i4kEKb #WhatASurprise
  
• 14:55:25: The Iraqi Rowing team .. surely a "Cool Runnings" type film is somewhere down the line?
  
• 16:35:21: "Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun" http://j.mp/gypMOV
  
• 18:23:00: @MrsSelfDestrukt shame, i saw them yesterday, cracking show
  
• 20:18:49: it's fucking snowing again #uksnow
  
• 20:28:52: @Mr_Neurosceptic got one for the nipper but it's not coming out until Xmas ... the xbox unfortunately resides in his bedroom
  
• 20:32:37: @Mr_Neurosceptic can't help you there in afraid then, haven't a clue about what's available ... I need to get clued up too
  
• 20:38:44: @Mr_Neurosceptic awesome, I look forward to seeing an exhaustive 'must have' list or at least an avoid at all costs list
  
• 21:10:55: http://post.ly/1HmEC
  
• 21:12:26: lazy feline bastards http://yfrog.com/3wxge0j
  

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From Twitter 12-02-2010

• 08:17:58: I really do not want to get out of bed this morning
  
• 08:47:44: @hotpigandbadger div
  
• 09:16:57: going to Pendulum tonight with @swarmedax and @scampijobson looks like We've come up trumps with regards to the weather :(
  
• 11:12:34: Cameron: "We have some of the finest kettlers in the world"
  
• 12:14:57: Personally I don't give a fuck who gets the world cup #worldcupbid - in 138 days Skynet will be activated, 2 days later = "Judgement day"
  
• 14:17:12: We're DOoommED
  
• 14:48:51: Space Nazi Flick Iron Sky Goose-Steps Into Production | Underwire | http://t.co/qgDNM1v http://t.co/1U3bJBj
  
• 14:53:00: http://twitpic.com/3c6u5s
  
• 15:10:15: RT @1nf1d3lC4str0: Hello America! Want to know how stupid your security services are? http://gizmo.do/dR1bsw
  
• 15:17:47: miniature man balancing whilst walking along an unkempt hedge http://post.ly/1HOZe
  
• 16:03:56: I see there's another bread and circus announcement due shortly
  
• 16:16:50: It doesn't matter who gets #worldcup2018 - in 138 days Skynet will be activated, 2 days later will be known as Judgement day #markmywords
  
• 16:33:58: bored
  
• 16:39:56: when is the #FIFALeaks scandal going to break?
  
• 16:53:39: http://twitpic.com/3c7vmr
  
• 19:44:54: on the bus tonight..... I don't do buses as a rule
  
• 19:46:06: @beatnikrow that sucks
  
• 19:57:08: @dzhimbo I am as long as the people don't make me use buses
  
• 19:58:08: @hotpigandbadger model buses work fine for that... matchbox ones are too small though
  
• 20:32:13: currently watching Hadouken, waiting for Pendulum #NIA
  
• 20:33:03: @hotpigandbadger it was pretty empty to be fair, but bad memories indeed yes
  
• 20:47:27: Hadouken = ( Pendulum + PWEI ) / 2 #bandmaths
  
• 20:53:25: they're moshing mommy FFS
  
• 21:11:26: @JFoundation we are Birmingham's 2156th funniest double act
  
• 21:11:37: Hadouken yeahhhhh http://post.ly/1HTlG
  
• 21:13:52: @JFoundation inside we're dancing! you have to be 14+ to stand here and we have a 7 yr old in tow
  
• 21:16:51: half time at the NIA http://post.ly/1HTom
  
• 21:25:37: @JFoundation one is enough, believe me ....
  
• 22:38:32: pendulum and ting http://post.ly/1HUq0
  
• 22:47:55: Ima being sonically assaulted .. I quite like it
  
• 23:00:24: @hotpigandbadger ahhhhh
  

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From Twitter 12-01-2010

• 00:38:19: @KimKardashian get off Twitter. Play by the rules
  
• 07:59:59: too cold to get out of bed
  
• 13:12:24: Nobody will be surprised to learn that the Rothschilds are involved/behind the Irish plight http://yfrog.com/fkl0jj http://bit.ly/g26JOp
  
• 13:15:29: Is anyone surprised to learn that the Rothschilds are involved/behind the Irish plight http://bit.ly/g26JOp http://twitpic.com/3bvns7
  
• 13:17:21: bugger yfrog wasnt working .. did a twitpic .. then yfrog worked ... and now i feel stupid
  
• 19:55:44: @RogerQuimbly wouldn't they all!
  

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From Twitter 11-30-2010

• 08:39:08: B72 #uksnow http://post.ly/1GhrD
  
• 09:31:43: BRMB are as prepared as always for the snowpocalypse with their server that has a maximum load of 10 users
  
• 10:47:54: Good god .. this man is the Minister for Children ... he looks like he should be on some kind of register http://twitpic.com/3bk89y
  
• 14:37:36: @mrchrisaddison *groan*
  
• 14:46:09: If you could convert Bono's ego into a sponge. The sponge could hold exactly 253.7% of all of the worlds AIDS #true #fact #actuallymadeup
  
• 15:21:42: RT @GrahamTCousins: Last One. Fellatisnow?, A Snowjob? #sorry http://twitpic.com/3bm88r
  
• 15:56:53: CIA implanted electrodes in brains of unsuspecting soldiers, suit alleges - http://j.mp/h5yOrF
  
• 18:32:45: guess who left his side lights on all day and has a flat battery. clue: it's not you
  
• 19:37:07: @hotpigandbadger yep
  
• 21:25:57: RT @Mr_Neurosceptic: Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights is on C4 tonight at 10pm. For those who don't like Frankie, fuck off + watch anothe ...
  
• 23:03:19: #fatherfucker time
  

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From Twitter 11-29-2010

• 11:14:14: RT @Mr_Neurosceptic: Gavin Fern, 30, Glasgow. Now missing 9 days. Need to know he is safe. Contact Police http://tinyurl.com/2dms65n PLS ...
  
• 12:05:23: I hope they let Dennis Nielsen out of prison for his brothers funeral
  
• 12:05:37: ahh it's Nilsen ... arse!
  
• 14:59:56: RT @debonbon: Now is the perfect time for Tom Cruise to try another crazy stunt.
  
• 16:04:45: AIPAC suspect #1 for being the source of Wikileaks - http://j.mp/fflTsw
  
• 19:43:22: Olly Murs is Arse
  

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From Twitter 11-28-2010

• 10:13:32: @The_Grim_Weeder we go to st Ives every year, I've been going for about 25 yrs, best part of the country IMHO
  
• 16:01:22: Today Is Sunday. It is 3pm and very cold #somethingsomethingoverandout
  
• 16:04:52: dungeons and dragons 2 is on the TV, it is mega awful shit.
  
• 20:52:50: Jesus fucking Christ #scd
  
• 22:13:49: still cold out ... please send help ... and cheese
  
• 23:07:40: @hotpigandbadger always cheddar .. im traditional like that
  
• 23:10:43: @SwarmedAx cathedral city
  

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From Twitter 11-27-2010

• 11:56:01: good morning mentalists
  
• 12:02:34: @The_Grim_Weeder thanks for the' #ff , looks like you had a good time in Cornwall
  
• 12:03:07: @dzhimbo thanks for the #ff
  
• 12:08:50: anybody that's pulled a hamstring ... any idea what the normal recovery time is before I can start recklessly throwing myself around again?
  
• 12:43:51: @The_Grim_Weeder we go to st Ives every year, I've been going for about 25 yrs, best part of the country IMHO
  
• 16:51:08: afternoon chums .. what's occurring ?
  
• 19:55:18: @hotpigandbadger already at 4 weeks i thin,k or at least close, might leave it another 2
  

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From Twitter 11-26-2010

• 01:22:47: Gosh ... Look at the time
  
• 10:27:39: Neill Blomkamp mysterious teaser http://t.co/wm2puq6 << Looks interesting
  
• 11:11:49: http://twitpic.com/3aaqoj
  
• 11:14:15: informa tion regarding the current #uksnow situation http://bit.ly/i7Qr8U
  
• 11:42:19: RT @andy_lamb: "...the greatest farmyard to table strategist of the last 100 years" #alanpartridge #bernardmatthews
  
• 14:17:23: @SwarmedAx oops
  
• 14:54:46: RT @Cavalorn: Toxic extinguisher fired at student protesters by police medic: http://bit.ly/eP5FZx This is just frigging insane now.
  
• 15:07:38: @Animalhouse36 sounds like he's going to cut your power :/
  
• 15:10:19: @Animalhouse36 having said that, how would you fill your hot water bottle? .. I think you may have been right with him just being mad
  
• 15:15:35: @Animalhouse36 sounds like a plan
  
• 23:24:34: RT @wren154: This Primal Scream thing is making me feel old. Was it really 20 years ago? the only thing I want Loaded these days is pota ...
  

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From Twitter 11-25-2010

• 08:55:15: morning folks
  
• 10:27:38: Brilliant Idea for saving money during a period of austerity: "spend £8bn on the rail infrastructure" .. why didn't I think of that??
  
• 10:53:57: All those complaining about a lack of snow .. look here: http://t.co/d46yUmP
  
• 11:20:52: @SwarmedAx you took your time with this one
  
• 11:30:47: @robots_ I think it should be :)
  
• 15:54:35: RT @adam_ps: Police to get greater web censorship powers. And bodies handed powers will always use them. http://bit.ly/gnL1lT via @ElReg ...
  
• 18:00:29: I'd like to inform ya of the #uksnow situation http://bit.ly/i7Qr8U
  
• 19:14:33: Kitten in The Name Of #animalsongs
  
• 19:15:49: No Sleep Till Dolphin #animalsongs
  
• 19:17:40: Too Drunk To Duck #animalsongs
  
• 19:19:48: Finger Chicken Good #animalsongs
  
• 19:23:15: Lily The Mink #animalsongs
  
• 19:30:04: @madmerdoc Thanks for the RTs #animalsongs
  
• 19:32:47: Happy Tanksgiving USA
  
• 19:39:03: Last of The Summer Wine is on the TV, I accidentally looked up at it .. now I'm paralysed due to severe apathy .. please send help
  
• 19:52:29: School dinner lady warned offering a child a biscuit could be seen as 'grooming' - http://j.mp/eXJvP1 << #insanity
  

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From Twitter 11-24-2010

• 09:10:07: Seasons Greetings *cough*
  
• 09:12:27: @SIMpixels into my 3rd week of a minor man flu .. nothing to see here .. how's it going Simon?
  
• 10:28:52: RT @this_rocks: TWITTER. THE WRIGHT STUFF ON CHANNEL 5 ARE GOING TO DEBATE #TWITTERJOKETRIAL PLEASE RT
  
• 10:48:02: @B46bs Bold water should be fine ... what's bold water? ;)
  
• 11:37:08: @comedyfish only the older version, hacked to play divx files and the like .. it's great
  
• 15:09:38: Can we call this winter the "Winter of discontent 2"? ... yes yes I think we can
  
• 16:02:19: I see "Brian Cant" is trending, why all the negativity? Lets get "Brian can" trending instead
  
• 16:02:47: @dzhimbo Potio?
  
• 16:29:26: I see MC Keith is also trending .. I suspect he has announced a new rave over "the twitter"
  
• 17:19:22: Dear Police the PM's spokesman stated "there is no place for violence or intimidation" #justsayin
  
• 21:18:58: Toy Tory #depressingkidsfilms
  
• 21:24:11: Harry Potter and The Half Dead Nonce #depressingkidsfilms
  
• 21:25:30: Alice in Sunderland #depressingkidsfilms
  
• 21:31:25: How to Stain Your Dragon #depressingkidsfilms
  

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From Twitter 11-23-2010

• 09:33:01: Paul Chambers Planning To Blow His Twitter Joke Trial Sky High... http://pulsene.ws/mIvm
  
• 10:48:21: Earth's Tallest Man-Made Structure from Space - http://j.mp/etHN4n
  
• 16:01:35: dobby day damas and moodges ... cal raz!!
  
• 16:53:22: The Assassination of Jesus H Christ by the Coward (insert cowards name here) #religiousmovies
  
• 16:55:05: Nun in 60 Seconds #religiousmovies
  
• 16:59:46: North, South Korea exchange fire; 2 marines killed http://j.mp/hGlWHK << Oops this reads as if South Korea started it!
  
• 17:11:36: Enemy of The Apostate #religiousmovies
  
• 17:21:05: Oh look, the Korea tussle news item has become miniaturised to fit this pair in ..something something wedding ! http://twitpic.com/39i2sf
  
• 21:20:28: RT @dzhimbo: Shallow Halal #religiousfilms
  

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From Twitter 11-22-2010

• 00:36:01: @SwarmedAx go to sleep!
  
• 09:16:46: someone on the tv just stated they would buy a private parking space at Newcastle FC if they win £25k ... #why #idiot
  
• 09:21:13: Murs is a skank
  
• 09:34:37: Annie Lennox's new Xmas album has sHIT written all over it
  
• 14:02:52: Time for a really unimaginative sandwich, devised by own caggy hands
  
• 14:35:32: I wasn't consulted in this £7BN loan offer, I suspect no one else was either
  
• 14:44:30: @duffyc don't forget "we're all in this together" ... oh with the exception of the rich bastards
  
• 14:52:55: Just completed the BBC News website questionnaire ... told them that they were impartial shit artists #EmbarassedByTheBBC
  
• 14:54:34: "BBC News - Toddlers to get 'six in one' jabs" http://j.mp/cnJ9vQ << This sounds like a disaster in waiting
  
• 16:30:57: @jackgonedark good luck
  
• 19:41:31: @swarmedax as a walrus and stinkbag @scampijobson http://post.ly/1EZC1
  

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From Twitter 11-21-2010

• 15:20:06: at the cinema to watch Harry Potter and I haven't been given my 2D glasses #fail
  
• 18:20:58: The new Harry potter film is too long. the bit where ET dies is sad though
  
• 21:34:22: RT @Glinner: That was the best reason for getting out of Afghanistan yet #xfactor
  

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From Twitter 11-20-2010

• 00:06:17: @SIMpixels thanks for the #FF Simon
  
• 00:13:23: children in need .. pahhhh whatever
  
• 00:17:22: @SwarmedAx yup
  
• 10:09:54: morning .... shocking news: just had Right Said Fred's "don't talk just kiss" in my head .... please send help
  
• 11:12:18: @SIMpixels thanks Simon, just preparing a noose as I type
  
• 12:09:31: @DrtyBlvd oh no ... open the door, walk on the floor, everybody ... etc now I have 2 shit songs mixing in my head!
  
• 12:14:05: Monday is international 'denial day'
  
• 12:31:56: Dial iMf for Murder #IMFfilms
  
• 13:29:15: do you reckon the Klaxons will mind if I don't shave for tonight?
  
• 13:48:02: fat skier http://post.ly/1DxIj
  
• 14:00:57: @duffyc you'd wanna wash your rubbish before throwing it in the bin at that price.
  
• 14:39:25: pendulum tickets arrived http://post.ly/1DxtZ
  
• 16:19:41: RT @homfrog: RT this if you read it
  
• 16:28:18: watching Teen Wolf
  
• 19:21:25: off out to see the Klaxons ... laters
  
• 20:45:35: about to get spannered .. hallelujah
  
• 20:48:32: @toddbrunner do you have a matching handbag though?
  
• 20:55:59: @hotpigandbadger theres a story there ... the website wasn't clear about ages .. no under 14s!! the O2 allows any age ... adult accompanied
  
• 20:56:21: RT @scampi_jobson: Wagbow
  
• 21:07:49: he's no dancer.. that's an insult especially from me #xfactor
  
• 21:17:49: tek fla bas wak jam nitee gritee #xfactor
  
• 21:19:29: Paul McCartney will be turning in his grave #xfactor
  
• 21:24:05: RT @LDN_Rant: I'd rather go with Mary than Cher, at least I'd get 20% discount at ASDA #xfactor
  
• 21:28:28: fringe kid worries me #xfactor
  
• 21:59:03: RT @Mr_Neurosceptic: Next week, Louis will refer to Paije as a "little Ice Cube" after a soulful rendition of "Fuck The Police" #XFactor
  
• 22:04:11: wow
  

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From Twitter 11-19-2010

• 01:02:31: Morning all
  
• 01:27:45: Europe`s Monetary Crisis: Ireland's "Suicide Pact" With the E.U. http://t.co/3nZM4Jn
  
• 01:31:04: I must sleep now .... Over and out
  
• 09:49:09: gninrom doog
  
• 11:48:24: RT @RichNeville: Jason Manford is actually lucky. Web sex normally concludes with the male being eaten.
  
• 12:29:02: Jackoff 3D #manfordmovies
  
• 13:09:45: According to the BBC Manford had been "flirting" with people online, and some of this had gone "too far" .. so now flirting = wanking
  
• 14:20:00: @SwarmedAx stay away !!!
  
• 14:33:18: I'm planning on auctioning off the 4G airwaves that flow through my house .. any sensible offers from telecom companies will be considered
  
• 15:14:18: @SwarmedAx say hello to Tumnus for me and ask him for that tenner he owes me
  
• 15:14:45: @SwarmedAx please no ...
  
• 15:42:16: @SwarmedAx fair enough i'll kneecap the hybrid little fucker later when I get my hands on him
  
• 16:06:57: @SwarmedAx have you got wine?
  
• 16:20:03: @SwarmedAx oops . .saying that you did the same last week and yuo had your sugar comedown around tea time
  
• 16:23:17: @SwarmedAx as long as you remember to call me at the correct time
  
• 16:23:59: Good news for diabetics - "Red wine packed with antidiabetes compounds" - http://j.mp/a6yyQ5
  
• 16:24:40: @SwarmedAx no idea!
  
• 16:43:58: really tired now
  
• 16:57:29: "BBC News - Top judge says internet 'could kill jury system'" http://j.mp/d0uvS7 << looks like an excuse for abandoning trial by jury :S
  

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From Twitter 11-18-2010

• 00:24:19: Drag me to Heil #royaltyfilms
  
• 09:24:06: morning all
  
• 09:32:47: @SIMpixels how's it going Simon?
  
• 10:22:29: good morning @SimonSwears what gives eh?
  
• 10:23:08: @SIMpixels No not yet, are they on Flickr? or Facebook?
  
• 10:27:32: @SIMpixels V nice, I shall check flickr on my lunch break
  
• 11:10:18: @tumour that is so wrong!
  
• 11:22:21: I want one of these outfits for next years Royal Wedding http://t.co/DFD9ggU
  
• 11:45:03: One flew over the cuckoo's nest without socks on #filmswithoutsockson
  
• 11:46:27: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly without socks on #filmswithoutsockson
  
• 11:48:22: The Third Man without socks on #filmswithoutsockson
  
• 13:08:00: "BBC News - Wiltshire policeman cleared of assault on appeal" http://j.mp/9ZR4TH ... eh??
  
• 14:27:08: Apparently you can be too drunk to be assaulted now
  
• 14:29:41: The world really is falling apart, it doesn't really matter though because Skynet is going to turn sentient in around 152 days
  
• 15:00:20: @Mooley I don't own them, but the shittiest films I have seen are Battlefield Earth and The Devils Tomb
  
• 15:04:10: @homfrog what about W??
  
• 15:47:01: @homfrog How do I go about putting in a FOIA request in to find the reason for it's blacklisting?
  
• 15:53:32: Pensioner Shunts Cars Out Of The Way Of His Garage: CCTV Video - Sky News http://j.mp/9XPsnX << Fair play I say
  
• 16:28:25: @a_rum_do .. of late all of the news appears to be backwards, interesting times!
  
• 16:55:43: RT @blackfriday_fm: Win an Apple #iPad on Black Friday 2010! Retweet this and follow @blackfriday_fm to #win! http://bit.ly/cqVPNh
  
• 16:59:44: FBI pressuring Google, Facebook to allow ‘back doors’ for wiretapping -http://t.co/K10dA2E
  
• 17:01:25: Rare Autographed Portrait Of Jesus Purchased At Estate Sale http://t.co/bybGCey
  
• 17:13:38: LOL >> http://yfrog.com/jxwy1g http://yfrog.com/2mzqmrj http://yfrog.com/j2u1qg http://yfrog.com/mrbj0vj http://yfrog.com/dy9z5j << LOL
  
• 17:41:26: aveRage Against The Machine #musicmaths
  
• 17:42:32: The Divide Comedy #musicmaths
  
• 17:44:18: Radius Head #musicmaths
  
• 17:47:05: Twitter is suggesting I follow Jonathan Ross ... I think not twitter you big cunt
  
• 17:54:23: Cosine your name #musicmaths
  
• 17:55:07: There must be an Angle #musicmaths
  
• 17:57:54: The Pi of the Tiger #musicmaths
  
• 18:02:07: Integer shikari #MusicMaths
  
• 18:10:22: Sum 4+1 #MusicMaths
  

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From Twitter 11-17-2010

• 10:41:12: "Farmer claims he had sex with alien" http://j.mp/aBRtGs <<< lucky bastard :-s
  
• 10:59:20: Will YOU do the fandango?
  
• 11:29:02: Bread and Circuses http://post.ly/1D4P8
  
• 11:33:52: @Fowget cheers .. it's stitched together from various sources
  
• 11:54:54: @Fowget I've only read 'Brave New World' and 'Doors of Perception', both interesting for different reasons!
  
• 12:42:03: RT @jackseale: MediaLens on the Israel govt docs showing it withholds supplies to Gaza to starve the people, not maintain security: http ...
  
• 12:46:22: RT @JohnRands_TMTL: Did you hear about that highly unlikely illness? Swine flew. #win100
  
• 12:49:18: I have my shoe polish ready for #BlackFriday ... oh
  
• 12:49:43: <--- is definitely a joke
  
• 14:22:54: RT @TwJokeTrialFund: RT @IanQuigley: Man kicked off a plane for having a tattoo word "Bomb". http://bit.ly/dwxAOy #twitterjoketrial
  
• 16:28:03: Surprise surprise MI5 officer not to be charged http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11777743
  
• 17:23:24: Food Looks Like A Lady #faminesongs
  
• 19:36:30: how the fuck can the UK help Ireland economically? The UK is in a worse position!!
  
• 19:38:15: "Dick Cheney Has No Pulse" http://j.mp/aHhBCW
  
• 19:55:31: http://twitpic.com/37p0c7
  

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From Twitter 11-16-2010

• 09:19:04: time: 8:20
  situation: tired
  solution: return to bed
  
• 11:14:46: Good morning humans and intraterrestrial beings
  
• 12:15:02: Royal wedding next year! .. down with that sort of thing ... booooo
  
• 13:04:06: Soldiers Using Invisibility Cloak Suits - http://t.co/M5Wc20K > look
  
• 13:14:47: Anybody would think that the royal family are still relevant #royalwedding #houseofSaxeCoburg #germans #fuckoff
  
• 13:15:45: I know! Why don't tax payers pay for the wedding?
  
• 14:01:53: RT @dzhimbo: Royal wedding, Duke of Edinburgh's 90th birthday, The Olympics: plenty of circuses while the government cuts the bread.
  
• 15:01:45: The #royalwedding would be an excellent opportunity for a massive riot #justsayin
  
• 15:03:45: #iamspartacus
  
• 15:56:55: When the EU fails, do we all get to burn effigies of Yoda Van Rompuy on the streets?
  
• 19:45:39: pulse news is an excellent news/rss app #justthoughtidsharethatwithyou
  
• 20:52:33: RT @RichNeville: The #royalwedding commemorative plate : http://yfrog.com/jx13ukj
  
• 21:29:59: RT :) @andshesaidit: While I wait for the microwave to work its magic, I am being kept amused by Kim Jong-eel. http://twitpic.com/37fw8f
  

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