From Twitter 11-06-2010

• 04:13:32: #insomnia
  
• 04:18:10: oops
  
• 12:00:59: I'm toying with the idea of getting up, it doesn't seem particularly appealing at the moment though
  
• 12:03:45: @davemann157 good call, I am hungry though
  
• 12:11:40: 'You are swine and infidels' . . . secret insults at wedding blessing in paradise
  
• 12:32:36: I can hear the rag and bone man, he'd better leave my fucking van where it is
  
• 13:01:26: @hotpigandbadger rather you than me, I'm still in bed
  
• 13:36:57: still in bed
  
• 13:38:07: @debonbon as bad as in Alexander, jeez that was a cronicly shit film
  
• 13:45:32: I have a stinking cold that's why I'm in bed, usually hunger overrides the apathy, not today though!
  
• 13:46:53: a bad decision considering you're staying up for scd and xfactor
  
• 13:48:31: @nejomo a bad decision considering you're staying up for scd and xfactor
  
• 14:27:18: @hotpigandbadger I will only ever go on a Sunday when the number of divs is significantly lower
  
• 14:36:13: someone just rang the doorbell, I didn't get up to answer it
  
• 18:51:53: The United States is finished, at least for the moment http://j.mp/cJfVEG << Rothschild!
  
• 20:09:18: @hotpigandbadger not so sure the cats will dig that idea!
  
• 20:14:21: the cats aren't enjoying tonight so much
  
• 20:20:44: Bruce Forsyth ... quite annoying to be honest
  
• 20:21:40: @hotpigandbadger just a cold, but with added apathy
  
• 21:24:18: @MERutherford alt 3 I think
  
• 21:49:24: oh #xfactor
  
• 21:50:32: Tony ferino #xfactor
  
• 22:00:20: RT @SimonSwears: Moist nonce
  
• 22:11:00: RT @joskinner: Cheryl: Imagine singing this 2 yr boyfriend, when u miss him so badly it hurts" remembering them nights Ashley was out at ...
  
• 23:09:02: @joskinner the 1980s?
  

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From Twitter 11-05-2010

• 00:24:22: I'm still feeling like chilled death
  
• 09:09:01: remember when you could pay what you liked for poppies?
  
• 09:16:30: @JohnRands_TMTL you may be right about that, I'd convinced myself that they had a fixed price these days
  
• 09:43:22: the BBC has no journalists #nothingtoseehere
  
• 09:47:46: foo fighters ticket duty this morning
  
• 10:05:05: foo fighters tickets purchased #myjobhereisdone
  
• 10:16:00: @EatMyHalo brilliant!
  
• 10:21:32: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3213096/One-Shows-Jason-Manford-sent-sleazy-sex-Tweets-to-female-fan.html @swarmedax
  
• 11:44:34: i'm sure i'm not the only one who kept the same poppy for several years (as a child), thus negating the need to buy one each year
  
• 11:53:17: @andy_lamb cool, how big is he now?
  
• 11:55:46: 5 minutes
  
• 12:00:14: "Woman to pay $US1.5m for online piracy" - http://j.mp/dnOj1j << we really do live in a twisted world
  
• 12:01:44: http://youtu.be/ucrpgmJxx0E Alan
  
• 12:07:27: Partridge is #win
  
• 14:25:26: watching Tales of the Unexpected #boringtweet
  
• 15:57:41: typical 2689% APR !!!!!
  

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From Twitter 11-04-2010

• 00:57:34: Ouch
  
• 00:59:24: @dzhimbo it's far easier to just lock them in a cage
  
• 01:00:59: Judas Jones #fakebandnames
  
• 01:10:59: @dzhimbo only if you can stick that twat Marcus Brigstock in there with him
  
• 01:16:40: @dzhimbo ah mock the week, not worth watching these days. I tend to forget it's on.
  
• 12:45:26: @KlarkeKent sounds awesome .. non compliance rules!
  
• 14:42:19: just watched this >> http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1112739/ << #quiteshite
  
• 17:02:05: @littlestormys how about Reservoir Dogs?
  
• 17:21:02: I am watching Deal or no deal #why
  
• 19:00:15: the detol hand pump is shit, the point us that you wash your hands AFTER dispensing the soap #fail
  
• 19:01:02: is not us #fail
  
• 20:29:53: @twiteryeanot wow your windows have blinds
  

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From Twitter 11-03-2010

• 12:08:13: Word to your moms
  
• 12:12:18: @SIMpixels awesome ;)
  
• 14:16:14: RT @dzhimbo: Nice to see Governor Jerry Brown back in power. CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES!
  
• 14:34:05: How come google is allowed to break the law and get away with it?
  
• 14:58:28: Obama sex doll for sale in China - http://j.mp/bjeEGF << doll/puppet it's all the same!
  
• 15:13:30: http://is.gd/gFmSN
  
• 15:19:35: @andy_lamb it's definitely more truthful
  
• 15:26:55: @andy_lamb it's just a guessing game most of the time admittedly
  
• 15:31:37: @andy_lamb thanks .. it was achieved using paint.net
  
• 17:32:56: The Slits and the Pendulum #bandnamesinmovietitles
  
• 17:37:03: I wonder if there is any science in this http://yfrog.com/na3rwiuj or if twitter just checks who you are friends with on twitter ... hmmm
  
• 19:28:02: @jackgonedark the fingers is obvious - so that they fit in gloves, the toe part remains a mystery though
  
• 20:21:33: RT @pembdave: Saw my dyslexic mate the other night, naked with boot polish on his willy! silly sod misread "turn your clock back"
  
• 20:28:38: @iThumbmynose you are all heart! glad the latest election fiasco is over?
  
• 20:35:35: @iThumbmynose I'm not sure to make out what the results mean, presumably they mean Obama will have to slow down the destruction
  
• 20:44:52: @iThumbmynose a one termer I reckon! how's life other than all the shit?
  
• 20:46:48: to add to my hamstring injury I now have a stinky cold #feelingsorryformyself
  
• 20:50:39: @RichNeville it's wikipedia therefore likely that it is a real UN/fed organisation #IMHO #notatallcynical
  
• 20:51:54: bad leg, stinky cold ... but still alive so musn't grumble
  
• 20:52:29: RT @Queen_UK: Bringing the annual American Independence Review forward. Had Obama on the phone all day.
  
• 20:53:11: @ithumbmynose bad leg, stinky cold ... but still alive so musn't grumble
  
• 20:57:56: @iThumbmynose did you see the Flickr photo project leaving a happy meal to rot? virtually no degradation after 6 months
  
• 21:00:35: @RichNeville I think Bernanke or one of his lackeys last year stated that the Fed operated independently of the govt and was beyond reproach
  
• 21:01:29: @RichNeville but if anyone else says that, then all of a sudden it's a 'conspiracy theory'
  
• 21:27:27: RT @alqaeda: "Hallucinating tyrant of the Vatican" - nice. Wish I'd come up with that one. Let's get extirpating! http://bit.ly/cINbMD
  

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From Twitter 11-02-2010

• 00:13:43: @SwarmedAx http://twitpic.com/332jff - There is no cat here!
  
• 10:19:17: leg update: no stick required and pain still loitering
  
• 11:04:59: Jimmy Rimmer was a really unfortunate name
  
• 11:18:01: oops
  
• 11:40:49: Makes sense convicted criminals getting a vote, being as the unconvicted criminals in parliament make the decisions that affect us all
  
• 11:55:24: Gas explosion in Manchester .. wow http://yfrog.com/2he9ffj
  
• 12:16:28: I wonder how long it will be before this suspected gas explosion in Manchester will have 'ties to al qaeda'
  
• 12:23:56: Does anyone have a copy of AZ8's evidence set list?
  
• 13:37:34: @debonbon so is chocolate money
  
• 13:43:16: @debonbon I was only kidding, makes US shopping / hols a bit more affordable .. probably!
  
• 13:46:38: @debonbon good stuff, do you find you can get stuff cheaper from the US, or is it just stuff that is otherwise hard to get hold of in Oz?
  
• 18:05:00: @robinbogg i'd say it was more our empire building ways and constant support for US/Israel that creates the illusion of need for weapons
  
• 18:12:07: Since income tax was introduced to pay for the war against the French under Napoleon, now we are to bed fellows can we all have a refund?
  
• 20:02:37: look http://twitpic.com/33b0v4
  
• 20:05:40: @mikeshaw101 it is a little odd
  
• 21:16:43: Watched the first 15 minutes of this film 'The Holy Mountain' - http://j.mp/bsX15Y >>from 19733 .. proper fucked up shit!
  

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From Twitter 11-01-2010

• 10:20:10: The BBC bunker they don't want you to know about - http://ind.pn/cNlcLi
  
• 11:27:13: @dzhimbo You will need to add some anti-coagulants first .. trust me I've tried without .. it goes a bit nasty
  
• 11:44:14: http://yfrog.com/mt2kfgj
  
• 11:44:49: @jackgonedark morning and welcome back!
  
• 11:47:58: @jackgonedark i've had periods like that, it's like a dirty little drug habit that you can't shake
  
• 11:48:12: Now for some work!
  
• 11:58:11: @nejomo I'm with you there!
  
• 12:02:39: @nejomo posing I believe, you get more points for using obscure letters, Zs etc but that's just ridiculous
  
• 12:03:05: We are at present being subjected to a media terror attack
  
• 12:08:37: @DrtyBlvd indeed, just getting it out there for a reaction
  
• 13:30:33: A man gets on his knees next to a car carrying U.S. President . - Yahoo! News Photos http://yhoo.it/au3i2R *shakes head in utter disbelief*
  
• 14:19:29: It's getting a bit biblical, the Ark of the covenant is supposedly in Yemen, the alleged 'bombs' were alleged to be from Yemen.. allegedly
  
• 14:42:00: CCTV of 'police attack' on stab victim - http://j.mp/axfdfY
  
• 18:12:49: is twitter doing the wild thing again?
  
• 18:55:46: @iThumbmynose good to see you're keeping positive ;)
  
• 19:41:51: Oh Brother all these toner cartridge jokes are leaving me feeling less than HP
  
• 19:50:01: @hotpigandbadger i'm a mac and windows 7 was my idea #Windows7
  
• 20:14:21: twitter is proper crap tonight
  
• 21:12:41: @SwarmedAx 5 mins .. have you tried turning it off and on again
  
• 21:23:00: @SwarmedAx I was in the room when you replied, do you want me to go out again?
  

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From Twitter 10-31-2010

• 08:45:25: right..., laters
  
• 12:10:11: @JohnRands_TMTL oh dear!
  
• 12:14:42: antz in my pants #moviesinmypants
  
• 16:53:39: @andy_lamb skype? really? your soundcard now works??
  
• 16:55:16: just about to have a relaxing herbal cigarette
  
• 17:06:00: @andy_lamb cool, presumably some sort of driver clash causing corruption?
  
• 19:00:17: we have locked the porch, closed curtains and have turned the lights out #Halloween
  
• 19:02:47: @KlarkeKent yup, the little begging monkeys can swing right past our gaff
  
• 19:19:17: @KlarkeKent a good idea, I don't have ketamine, would Andrews liver salts do the same job?
  
• 21:48:59: RT @LDN_Rant: Hey Belle Amie, Holland called, it wants it's FLATNESS back! #xfactor
  

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