NeoplasmSix: 2010-05-16

Saturday, 22 May 2010

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09:36:46: Be aware that in 333 days skynet goes online. 2 days later is judgement day. Put it in your diaries everyone
09:43:28: Alice's Adventures in Sunderland #lesserbooks
09:45:17: The Cunt of Monte Cristo #swearybooks
09:48:04: The Picture of Andy Gray #lesserbooks
09:51:57: The Journey To The Centre of The Dearth #lesserbooks
09:56:39: The Slime Machine #lesserbooks
10:04:39: The Thyme Raveler's wife #lesserbooks
10:08:35: The Two Gentlemen of Daytona #lesserbooks
10:11:24: The Book of Nob #lesserbooks
10:18:09: Anything by Al Gore #lesserbooks
10:21:54: Lidl Women #lesserbooks
10:37:38: The Joy of Hex #lesserbooks
11:31:07: logmein abstract art http://twitpic.com/1pmplp
12:09:25: Obama starts massive US Air-Sea-Marine build-up opposite Iran - http://j.mp/c4iM7u

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08:14:56: i've been asked by a friend for a Spotify invite ... if any kind people are out there with a spare one knocking around it'd be appreciated
09:22:16: haai mense
11:42:05: #filmquotesaschutuplines Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
11:43:10: You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home! #filmquotesaschutuplines
13:06:07: why the fuck do we need a freedom bill? aren't we 'free' already? if not I await my prison issue sweater in the post
13:08:28: isnt it about time they change 'Ministry of Defence' to 'Ministry of Attack'?
13:09:19: @expatina I think he may actually be Portland Bill's brother .. I may be wrong on that though .. so don't quote me
13:11:50: The coalition govt has agreed to 'No further transfer of Sovereignty during this parliament' .. gee thanks but we have virtually none left
13:20:25: RT @nickjfrost: I wish you could buy single eggs #trending
16:02:22: RT hehehe @dzhimbo: I used to be obsessed with the characters in A Clockwork Orange. I was a droog addict.
16:06:57: @dzhimbo indeed or 90 minutes to hometime as I like to call it!
18:59:08: @andy_lamb cool, you should try acessing the same machine you are working on. It's ace

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08:05:26: On of our cats was up late with his maths. He divided a mouse into 3 equal parts on the landing
08:20:31: Dear Sir

I’m Senior Advocate Mohammad H.Rasheed, My late client who was Chairman of MileStone hotel U.K, (cont) http://tl.gd/1cb4vg
08:26:16: The Matriarch Reloaded #poshfilms
08:30:38: The Men Who Stand on Boats #poshfilms
08:35:55: American History ameX #poshfilms
11:37:42: Just took 'what is your inside leg measurement?' and got 33' ! Try it http://bit.ly/a5NCla
12:58:36: BBC News > Experts say new broadband minister 'urgently needed - http://bit.ly/8Y5QQF << utter utter shite
13:18:53: @beginjapan tell me about it .. there seems a real obsession with having everyone on the internet!!
14:12:44: 808 Steak #foodiemancbands
14:13:55: The Scone Roses #pbd #foodiemancbands
20:31:24: Having searched the whole internet and 1 book it would seem that the Rogetsthesaurus Isn't a dinosaur afterall.. gobsmacked

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08:29:08: good mornin' y'all
09:44:05: Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012 - http://j.mp/aA4xMU << OMFG
09:52:48: @Capture6 That's the trouble with mixing science / pseudo science / theory and media .. you get nothing but hysterical bollocks
13:27:01: VAT should be imposed on food and children's clothes, says IMF - http://j.mp/bnMeDU << The IMF can go and fuck themselves
14:30:10: Nirvana Split #bandfoodpuns
17:31:38: How on earth did that dandelion survive the cut??
22:58:12: Pope Will Eat Itself #religiousbands

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09:15:26: 'Budget Responsibility Committee' ... are they taking the piss .. what is the Chancellor's job exactly?
09:15:36: Good morning pretty people
09:23:04: Bilderberg 2010 location discovered - http://j.mp/c8Vj0r
09:48:47: I keep hearing the word "Democratic" being mentioned on the TV in the next room. If you repeat a lie long enough, it becomes truth eh?
10:11:50: @jessicajanson awesome
20:01:13: This is my son's skate 3 avatar.. he is 7! http://twitgoo.com/w30qg
20:29:55: @SIMpixels ahhh could be

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