From Twitter 08-28-2010

• 09:03:51: @nejomo great news
  
• 23:04:18: RT @SwarmedAx: singer of arcade fire actually looks special needs #justmyopinion
  
• 23:05:18: Knackered
  
• 23:29:50: Most people are stupid, if that offends you then unfortunately you are one of them
  
• 23:45:55: QWERTYUIOP
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• 23:47:04: @nihiofkdi I've been drinking .. I knew it'd be you who'd pick me up on that
  
• 23:50:38: You know it's time to retire when you don't make sense, particularly to yourself
  
• 23:51:53: That didn't make much sense either
  
• 23:59:55: Watched sky news this morning, there was an item on about that spook in the bag. They said there were a lot of (cont) http://tl.gd/3cl27a
  

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From Twitter 08-27-2010

• 00:02:30: I Heart Chaos — The Bufalino single-person camper is the perfect thing if you're homeless: http://disq.us/ldmme
  
• 00:13:29: Cat Bin MichaelJackson http://twitpic.com/2ighks courtesy of B3TA
  
• 11:04:11: The Brothers Rim #assfilms
  
• 11:06:07: Raiders of the Lost Arse #assfilms
  
• 11:10:08: Scatface #assfilms
  
• 11:10:47: This Is Anal tap #assfilms
  
• 11:44:16: RT @MozMoz3000: How can Chinese lanterns get mistook for UFOs?If i was an alien I'd be insulted at the idea I'd flown here in a fire pow ...
  
• 13:07:04: Word
  
• 14:51:51: WARNING: rlslog appears to be infected with TSPY_ZBOT.SMGS
  
• 15:12:52: Smirk Hamill #funnycelebrities
  
• 15:13:33: LOLiver Hardy #funnycelebrities
  
• 15:19:57: *groan*an Keating #unfunnycelebrities
  
• 15:21:27: Ricky Gervais #unfunnycelebrities
  
• 15:27:20: @PublicBenjamin no probs!
  
• 15:28:44: In memory of Hurricane Katrina on Sunday I will listen to walking on sunshine by Katrina and The Waves ... that's the best I can do
  
• 15:40:36: Tony Benetton #HighStreetPop
  
• 15:41:41: Phones 4 U2 #HighStreetPop
  
• 15:43:00: Sparcade Fire #HighStreetPop
  
• 15:46:39: Moben Dolfinley Quaye #HighStreetPop
  
• 15:47:49: Endsleigh Ryan #HighStreetPop
  
• 15:49:53: @Mansonovic Thanks for the RT (was hard getting back into the swing of things after a lay off) .. how's things?
  
• 15:55:46: off for a bit, laterzzz
  
• 16:02:38: Unplug the Signal: The Truth Will Not Be Televised - PUPAGANDA - http://j.mp/cUr1fQ
  
• 17:21:46: @PrettyHate666 Testing us again?
  
• 17:22:33: @JFoundation Thanks for the #FF much appreciated
  
• 20:19:43: Drinking green fairy tonight
  

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From Twitter 08-26-2010

• 08:23:26: @andy_lamb whilst they continue to protect the opium crops!
  
• 08:29:26: @andy_lamb ha that must be just to placate the masses .. when you see things like this http://bit.ly/9dtHaI .. morning by the way!
  
• 19:32:22: Considering building an Ark, any volunteers?
  

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From Twitter 08-25-2010

• 09:06:39: "Did Al-Qaeda bump off suitcase spook? | The Sun |News" http://j.mp/asfZoo <<<< Ha ha ha ha ha .. really? ha ha ha ha ha
  
• 10:37:40: http://twitpic.com/2hzqql
  
• 10:38:17: Morning folks
  
• 10:42:54: @iamamro I'm good .. thank you sir, and your good self?
  
• 10:54:33: @iamamro good to hear ... too much caffeine gives me lockjaw unfortunately .. I'm all serene on the tea of green
  
• 11:00:32: @iamamro I tried ginger and lemon the other day ... I think lemon wasted it's time turning up to be honest .. quite nice for a change though
  
• 11:06:16: @iamamro I shall remember that ... thanks for the tip
  
• 11:29:22: @iamamro You should create your own top tips blog
  
• 12:04:40: @molliemouse4 my sincerest apologies .. Any photo of Al Gore makes me want to vomit
  
• 12:11:13: Melissa Joan Heart Disease #celebillness
  
• 12:12:14: Arrhythmia Farrow #celebillness
  
• 12:13:29: Dysentery Wogan #celebillness
  
• 12:14:06: RT @remittancegirl: Scurvey Keitel #celebillness
  
• 12:16:08: Nick Berry Berry #celebillness
  
• 12:18:20: @remittancegirl Thank you kindly
  
• 12:22:31: HIV Bean #celebillness
  
• 12:38:51: Cilla Black Death #celebillness
  
• 13:32:04: The Government's New Right to Track Your Every Move With GPS - http://j.mp/aIFtke << WOW
  
• 19:08:01: RT @dzhimbo: I was a temp filing clerk for the Bavarian Illuminati. #twitterconfessional #illuminati
  
• 19:42:08: RT @Sonos: We're giving away iPhone 3G/3GS & iPod touch 2nd/3rd gen cases while supplies last! Follow @Sonos & RT msg w #sonosiphone or ...
  
• 19:45:10: Fucking rain
  

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From Twitter 08-24-2010

• 14:54:38: I think this website is by those funny Onion people - http://j.mp/cSjLNu
  
• 19:15:39: Taken a couple of weeks ago in st ives - http://yfrog.com/n3vhuvj
  
• 23:37:18: Something something big brother something ... That's all I'm seeing at the moment!!
  

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From Twitter 08-23-2010

• 00:14:25: Just had to take a screaming frog outside, one of the cats thought it'd be a great idea to bring one inside .... Again!!
  
• 00:40:29: Frogs!
  
• 00:42:48: I've been neglecting Twitter lately, I found a little bit of life. Apparently though the real owner of this life wants it back!
  
• 00:44:50: Who'd have thought snails could make menacing threats... The little bastards
  
• 09:41:46: "The Long Road to The Hague: Prosecuting Former Prime Tony Blair" http://j.mp/cqdZU2
  
• 09:44:34: Babies with breasts shock China - http://j.mp/bY79BQ
  
• 13:03:54: Good afternoon muppet babies
  
• 13:17:29: I welcome death .. not my own .. I do have a list though
  
• 13:24:14: Thanks for the retweets kids
  

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From Twitter 08-22-2010

• 00:06:58: Good afternoon, is it the weekend yet?
  
• 22:09:43: In 239 Days Skynet is scheduled to go online
  
• 23:55:08: @Perspexacity belated thanks for the #ff btw, better late than never!!!!
  

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