From Twitter 01-09-2010

• 00:00:37: @Woodseaves I cheat, I have a text file which i just add to, copy and paste is the way forward
  
• 00:10:16: @Woodseaves Thats the first time i've been called brilliant. I'm now feeling smug. I might drink some booze now
  
• 00:12:02: i'm just going to try tweetie, it better be fucking good
  
• 00:27:49: Todays program is brought to you by the letters "Shh" and the number 666 http://yfrog.com/3g2xrhj
  
• 01:03:38: @iThumbmynose you know what, the weather doesn't bother me. Tomorrow we are going to find a snow covered slope and do some snowboarding :)
  
• 01:32:13: @abstractimages You need to balance out the bombastic cunts with a bit of critical analysis
  
• 01:36:22: Remember the Fun Lovin' Criminals? I used to like them.
  
• 01:37:32: @iThumbmynose ask Larry Sinclair ....
  
• 01:38:21: Bed is calling. Good night folks
  
• 01:55:35: Manly P Hall can wait until tomorrow. To tired to read tonight 
  
• 11:02:16: Good Morning. I'm still tired!
  
• 12:23:43: @debonbon as in the band, or as an improvised musical instrument?
  
• 17:32:26: @scampi_jobson (mini @neoplasmsix ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3zurIPo9TQ - back garden snowboarding
  
• 19:58:05: RT @Oobermann: I DONT BEG! I JUST RAPE!
  

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From Twitter 01-08-2010

• 11:48:52: RT @Spandavia : PEOPLE POWER NEEDED - IS THIS RIGHT? 1 HBOS defraud us and ruin 60 SME's: http://tl.gd/2sdja
  
• 12:02:38: @Spandavia It took me a moment but yes. IMO The Govt is complicit in this. We are currently experiencing Tyranny .. people power = liberty
  
• 12:24:11: @Spandavia - Whilst people are hooked into a political left/right paradigm I doubt things will change.
  
  The globa (cont) http://tl.gd/2vimp
  
• 12:29:14: It's snowing and sunny at the moment. Does that mean we get a snowbow?
  
• 13:18:34: @abstractimages you're talking to cats again right? :)
  
• 13:25:13: The Men Who Stare At Tits #boobiefilms
  
• 13:34:44: My Breast Friend's Wedding #boobiefilms
  
• 13:35:02: Breast In Show #boobiefilms
  
• 13:37:48: Storm In a D-Cup #boobiefilms
  
• 13:54:00: Busty Babes 3 #boobiefilms
  
• 15:07:16: Frightful Midwest weather...snow, snow, snow and 50-below! - http://j.mp/5egpAZ <<< If you think it has been cold in the UK!!!
  
• 15:10:24: Because of #boobiefilms I now have 3 new followers @pkween @lisalipp @SweetyNadine .. you should check them out!!
  
• 15:13:05: @StoptheNWOnow - This is Disinformation ... The girls photo is from here http://is.gd/5UzxR - it has been inverted to negative for effect
  
• 16:53:59: People on facebook are putting their status as a colour .. .why why why why why? somebody please explain
  
• 17:03:39: @EatMyHalo and @The_Grim_Weeder thank you for the #FF 's ... Who knows perhaps I will do some tonight!!!
  
• 17:08:49: @abstractimages you may be right on that one. I was wondering whether there was some sort of colour based 'thing' going on. Probably not!!
  
• 17:13:03: Dear Tweetdeck, how about switching out the shitty Amercianised English dictionary to an English English dictionary. Thanks...
  
• 17:13:42: or at least give us a choice
  
• 22:25:57: #FF @_3_ @An_Irish_Brit @andy_lamb @Angela_Holtzen @beatnikrow @BinaryDad @DazzW @Dervheid @ermadea @iamadamski @iThumbmynose
  
• 22:27:01: #FF @JFoundation @KlarkeKent @MattyG72 @Mondayisntfunny @neurosceptic @abstractimages @robots_ @thewales @FilthyLurker @Saronimo
  
• 22:27:51: #FF @joskinner @The_Grim_Weeder @EatMyHalo @SIMpixels @SwarmedAx @sylvworld @Woodseaves
  
• 23:20:44: Panel members of 8 out of 10 cats = funny but clueless (really fucking clueless)
  
• 23:30:28: @abstractimages Who is Jesse Wallace?
  
• 23:45:29: We were somewhere near Glasgow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold #justwrong
  
• 23:49:18: Whenever I see #cbb7 all I can think of is Cbeebies, and the funny thing is i'd rather watch that. But it finishes at 7pm :(
  
• 23:51:17: Watching some Elvis shit on BBC4
  
• 23:52:08: @abstractimages :)
  
• 23:58:24: Barb Wire is on Sci Fi channel shortly .. if anyone is interested. I'm still watching songs sung by Elvis sung by other people. RnR
  

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From Twitter 01-07-2010

• 09:15:30: Has anyone got a cat without legs that they would like to swap for an irritating young ginger cat (in full working order) ??
  
• 09:23:35: #schoolclosures - The School of Thought, The School of Rock . The School of Hard Knocks however remains open
  
• 09:31:11: @sexbiscuit When asked they simply looked at us in a cynical way and said "if you don't know, then we aren't telling you"
  
• 09:32:10: I cannot open my car door, its all frozen up
  
• 09:34:16: Some of the wards at our local hospital are on stand down, something to with the Norad virus???
  
• 10:53:44: @abstractimages It just used to be called "sickness and diarrhea" in the age of FEAR they come up with these weird names, the cunts
  
• 10:58:37: #dyslexicpop - Iron on Maiden
  
• 11:03:35: #dyslexicpop - Race again the may queen
  
• 11:09:23: #dyslexicpop - Mules
  
• 11:12:56: #dyslexicpop - Spuff
  
• 11:15:33: #dyslexicpop - Van hire Weekend
  
• 12:16:19: @An_Irish_Brit Sounds Interesting...
  
• 13:51:43: @andy_lamb Great .. Microsoft not happy with making us angry because of their shit software now want us tired too !
  
• 13:58:26: @andy_lamb indeed .. cutting edge stuff ... Minority Report 'style' gesture control springs to mind
  
• 15:19:40: @andy_lamb i've been meaning to ask that myself. I thought it might be facebook, but then that would make no sense!
  
• 15:20:38: @andy_lamb http://wthashtag.com/Fb
  

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From Twitter 01-06-2010

• 00:44:18: The country will be fucked tomorrow. The snow will ruin everything.. which is cool by me
  
• 00:50:22: RT this one I like @EatMyHalo: Grandmaster Gash #nakedpop
  
• 10:42:16: @Woodseaves Only some, I actually managed to defy the laws of physics, but then I am a wizard
  
• 10:55:22: Shamen Who Stare at Goats #bandfilms
  
• 10:57:19: Enemy of 808 State #bandfilms
  
• 10:58:57: Jesus Jones Superstar #bandfilms
  
• 11:04:26: It's snowing in Sutton Coldfield #TheWeather
  
• 11:11:46: The Lord of Ting Tings: The Return of the Kingmaker #bandfilms
  
• 11:16:38: RT @sexbiscuit: He's Just Not That Into U2 #bandfilms
  
• 11:36:51: @An_Irish_Brit On the plus side. You're in charge!
  
• 11:38:46: The snow has stopped (for the time being) #TheWeather
  
• 12:50:15: @_3_ That chap is one of the good guys. I've listened to his testimony before http://is.gd/5NXpB
  
• 17:18:02: Investors.com - The CO2 Lie - http://j.mp/5nWxAm
  
• 18:51:21: @abstractimages eh?
  
• 19:09:20: @sexbiscuit no problem at all .. enjoying your #tag gaming
  
• 23:43:15: @abstractimages ahhhhhhh no worries
  
• 23:44:42: I'm going to have a go at reading some Manly P Hall. Why you ask? well why not?
  

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From Twitter 01-05-2010

• 08:50:50: 3 fucking AM - that's about the time I nodded off .. 3 fucking AM
  
• 10:18:21: Morning folks. What's outraging people today then? I'm sure we have pretty much been outraged by it all by now!
  
• 10:24:55: @andy_lamb I'm more concerned about having radiation pumped into my whole body. This must be far worse than the mobile phone risk
  
• 10:27:01: @abstractimages I'm glad I only work a mile away from home, I don't really have to mix with the general public
  
• 10:32:25: @abstractimages sounds awesome
  
• 10:38:06: @andy_lamb I guess it's because of the underpants bomber with the Yemeni mother and Nigerian Father who had previously met with CIA Hmmmm!
  
• 10:50:44: @andy_lamb It's understood (CCTV footage is being withheld!) a smartly dressed 'Indian' man arranged for 'passport free' boarding for him !!
  
• 11:08:02: @andy_lamb here a couple of Youtubes - CIA meeting http://is.gd/5MGbe Smart Indian chap (eye witness report) http://is.gd/5MGfI
  
• 11:16:05: @andy_lamb They needed a problem to offer the solution of these £100K body scanners. It'd be interesting to see who owns shares in the co's.
  
• 11:18:12: It is snowing in Sutton Coldfield #TheWeather
  
• 11:32:54: @abstractimages yep
  
• 11:35:13: My view over my shoulder - http://twitpic.com/wr7do
  
• 11:47:54: Temporary reprieve from snow #TheWeather
  
• 11:56:56: @realrossnoble how about @ downingstreet ... looks a lot like spam to me!
  
• 12:12:58: @BinaryDad Obviously .. but not too soon .. I'd recommend a bit of light torture first
  
• 12:25:04: Brown irked by plan for antiwar demo - http://j.mp/6PGKq0
  
• 12:40:07: Has anyone noticed .. when it gets cold - it is referred to as the Weather .. (If) it gets warm it is referred to as the Climate
  
• 12:45:43: @abstractimages ha ha ha nice one
  
• 12:48:28: @iThumbmynose The standad of edjucashun is bad innit?
  
• 12:50:52: 9/11 commission chairman says would-be plane bomber ‘did us a favor’ - http://j.mp/8y2AH1 <<< Ummm WTF!
  
• 13:20:05: @beatnikrow Not snowing but plenty of ground coverage. #TheWeather . Main Roads should be OK, avoid side roads #Travel . Nowt on TV #TV
  
• 13:53:17: @beatnikrow No problem. I provide a simple service. But it is Free!
  
• 14:08:50: Is everyone outraged that Muslims want to march, or is it because they are against 'collateral damage' genocide? I'm confused
  
• 14:13:27: Facebook Twat "if you dont support our troops/gov your not british ! if your not british leave !" what a complete CUNT http://is.gd/5MMX9
  
• 14:16:32: @robots_ Is it 'available' for DL now???
  
• 14:20:52: Me thinks Facebook is becoming a hotbed for racism and extremist views. Take that to the bank
  
• 14:24:31: Operation Northwoods http://is.gd/5MNnI
  
• 14:39:22: @abstractimages the website is either down due to demand or a DoS attack !!
  
• 14:47:16: @abstractimages noted!
  
• 14:53:53: Sooo one of the top guys in Al-Muhajiroun is an MI6 asset, and Al-Muhajiroun formed Islam4UK .. well alrighty then.. that's where we are at
  
• 15:10:48: @Deanoandrews They sound like the TV equivalent of the Nobel Peace prize!
  
• 15:13:43: It's snowing again #TheWeather
  
• 15:20:02: Who Kilt Roger Rabbit #clothingfilms
  
• 15:21:50: Ghost Gown #clothingfilms
  
• 15:23:27: School of Sock #clothingfilms
  
• 15:32:04: Tweed 2: Shoes Control #clothingfilms
  
• 15:33:58: RT @abstractimages: Brogue Trader #clothingfilms
  
• 15:38:21: Chino Royale #clothingfilms
  
• 15:42:33: The Thong Good Friday #clothingfilms
  
• 15:48:56: Gas supplies running out as Britain shivers - http://j.mp/5dkIgc
  
• 15:52:08: Winter is around the same time every year yet basic preparedeness - Fuel & Road Grit has either been deliberately or accidentally ignored
  
• 15:52:47: Laters peeps
  
• 20:31:42: TH Ride is an awesome laugh #fact
  
• 21:38:17: Full body scanner pic of what looks like a female zombie http://yfrog.com/4ey59xj
  
• 22:35:15: @MattyG72 good point
  
• 23:19:03: @MattyG72 what are you watching?
  
• 23:21:51: @MattyG72 eh ?
  

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From Twitter 01-04-2010

• 10:42:31: this is grim: injecting amonia into beef ! http://bit.ly/5MrUct
  
• 10:52:08: interesting background info surrounding underwear bomber & his father, CIA etc.. http://bit.ly/8BNPTd
  
• 19:53:14: No offence to any U2/Bono fans, but the man is a bit of a cunt isn't he? .. here is his latest offering http://bit.ly/5izI3n
  
• 19:53:49: The wank stain has still got his cunt glasses on too
  
• 19:57:03: I propose a new Bono tax .. every time he opens his mouth ... we don't take money from him .. too easy .. we take body parts .. seemples
  
• 19:57:47: @KlarkeKent ha didn't see you ranting about Bonio too!
  
• 20:01:02: @watsoncomedian to be fair though, those 2 tracks were quite a long time ago , recent efforts haven't really been too noteworthy
  
• 20:01:46: @KlarkeKent Fuck it, perhaps we should just terminate him
  
• 20:04:01: @KlarkeKent OK, as long as he doesn't take up Bono's mantle after death. If he does then he has to go to I'm afraid
  
• 20:04:44: Taking a rant break. Bono has disrupted my Karma
  
• 20:10:03: @KlarkeKent OK, but we can't really test the hypothesis whilst Bono is still alive. I don't feel guilty for wanting to swap MJ for Bono too
  
• 20:12:49: FUCK
  
• 20:23:45: @Spandavia can't disagree with that either :)
  
• 21:34:42: @An_Irish_Brit neither do I #fact
  

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From Twitter 01-03-2010

• 16:32:20: just watched some Standard Definition TV LOL
  

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