From Twitter 07-18-2009

• 00:03:04: I dont like to complain..ok I do, but TV is shit at the momment isn't it? &#E421;
  
• 11:16:20: @SwarmedAx no wonder you've got a bad back
  
• 19:44:18: Read this, you can't make this stuff up - http://tinyurl.com/c6eclg Man Sues Neighbor for Failure to Impregnate Wife...
  
• 19:50:28: @ermadea http://tinyurl.com/mbkyel - not far off eh?
  
• 20:04:43: Here's another one - http://tinyurl.com/mlx9zj - Schoolchildren given sex lessons... in what's available at the local brothel, #WTF
  

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From Twitter 07-17-2009

• 00:10:49: #mytype = #fail
  
• 08:38:25: If that bloke Jesus had been hung rather than crucified, would Christians wear a noose around there necks rather than a cross - #random
  
• 08:38:43: their not there, its early!!!
  
• 09:21:17: @andy_lamb - agreed, I think that tweet lost me a follower, good fucking riddance if your hooked into a dogma and can't take a joke, IMHO :)
  
• 09:25:43: Is it April 1st Today?? - Baby P checks 'should be halted' - apparently it's unfair - did-fucking-ums - http://tr.im/sKK6
  
• 09:31:28: Ok peeps please #help, I'm looking for some easy to use kitchen design software and I'm embarrassed to say this too - preferably for windoze
  
• 09:36:39: I'd like to welcome @china4226 , @chloe1244 , and @harlow2352 as new followers, how are you 3 doing? Are you human or are you dancer?
  
• 09:50:19: @andy_lamb - I guess we will see an increase in Taser related deaths, Non fucking lethal my fucking arse
  
• 10:27:21: @andy_lamb - you think thats bad, you wanna take a look at this bad muthafucka - http://tr.im/sL3h and here http://tr.im/sL4N :-(
  
• 10:33:36: Yep its a purse that looks like a gun - http://tr.im/sL6y - here is a pic of it in "action" -http://twitpic.com/amq4g - looks good to me!
  
• 10:35:14: RT <we could start a new # tag thingy #weaporn> @andy_lamb: @NeoplasmSix Holy crap! Taserporn! o
  
• 10:58:43: Look at this dirty sexy beast - introducing the Qinetiq Maars - http://twitpic.com/amrai - http://tr.im/sLfJ - this is #weaporn for robots
  
• 11:09:42: @andy_lamb Wow thats some firepower, as tax payers we are indirectly paying for the development of this stuff #weaporn - makes me proud :(
  
• 11:23:47: Fucking lying websites - started to download free software, when I got to the final page it turns out it was free TRIAL software #fail
  
• 12:54:58: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
  
• 12:58:37: @MalcolmSiegel - getting close, there seems to be a distinct lack of good free kitchen design software around... bollocks - day wasted
  
• 13:02:23: @andy_lamb was it streetfigher that had the arcade machine pads that you had to thump to execute a move, or have I been hallucinating again?
  
• 13:43:04: just saw a white van go past with a big white trailer attached #fail - get a bigger van retard
  
• 14:12:00: @andy_lamb - me too thats why its only a vague recollection, just remember big kids in the arcade thumping away with a crowd of smaller kids
  
• 18:46:33: RT <THATS THE FUCKER> @andy_lamb: @neoplasmsix @malcolmsiegel RT @ViralNinja: @andy_lamb http://bit.ly/jLrsa That's the little beggar!
  
• 18:48:08: Cant believe it was the original SF, now I feel fucking old
  
• 18:52:42: Right, next, remember the original space harrier cabinet - http://twitpic.com/anxk4 - it was awesome at the time and I was shit at it
  
• 19:02:08: #myfirstcomputer - Behold the legend that was the Newbrain - http://twitpic.com/anyt1 - programming Snake in basic - that was gaming
  
• 20:57:41: Just watching a program about Steven Hawkin and remembered seeing someone on a message board who typed warm hole instead of worm hole....
  
• 21:20:01: Microsoft = #fuckingfailbollocksshitypants
  
• 21:25:23: Now I've run out of proper alcohol i'm drinking "Fior di Latte" or to translate - Milky Bar flavoured baileys... beat that I dare you
  
• 21:31:47: Bored bored bored bored bored...
  
• 21:57:54: http://twitpic.com/aoonu - - #wtf
  

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From Twitter 07-16-2009

• 12:09:49: Well, we are not sure about of the whereabouts of the frog that Kitty brought in yesterday, but he did bring in a fresh one this morning...!
  
• 12:37:29: @andy_lamb - Sounds good, but I was shit at R-Type, downloading the demo of this would probably be a wasted effort
  
• 14:17:58: OK, anyone know of a windows version of Photobooth - must be free like mac version and must be good to ????
  
• 14:24:02: I just took "What #wordsaftersex are you?" and got: "Where am I?"! Try it ૪ http://bit.ly/z5L6h
  
• 14:56:14: having fun with http://cameroid.com/ - http://twitpic.com/aj8yb
  
• 15:13:59: RT @KlarkeKent: ...The part where Dumbledore dies was rushed <SPOILER ALERT>
  
• 15:25:41: @KlarkeKent Ha ha, I tend to find out about movies before I watch them anyhow, I was just playing the killjoy roll, someones got to do it...
  
• 19:08:41: I've been having fun with Photobooth on a mac - Using a Hologram effect http://bit.ly/3K2t5a
  - cool eh?
  
• 21:54:11: @EthanSuplee You have an action figure? Wow, a model Randy! Inspiring stuff
  
• 22:08:01: RT <cracking> @Alex_Lawrence: Just watching the documentary Psychoville on BBC.
  
• 23:27:01: Y
  

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From Twitter 07-15-2009

• 09:34:14: Chimpanzee Segway Madness - http://bit.ly/156AtH
  - those foreigners huh!
  
• 11:34:51: Another Fucking Air Crash - 168 Feared Dead - http://bit.ly/RpHPH
  
• 12:00:13: @andy_lamb are you getting any geek bites #competitivegeekbaiting ??
  
• 12:19:47: November 5th was an Inside Job - #sheeplebaiting
  
• 12:31:14: I really cannot wait for the Zune HD - Ipod touch - kiss my arse - #competitivegeekbaiting
  
• 12:37:26: Google OS is so going to shit all over Windows 7 - #competativegeekbaiting
  
• 12:41:31: #competativegeekbaiting should actually be #competitivegeekbaiting due to a spelling mistake
  
• 12:45:58: You need to make sure it's free from dust and grime before sliding it in - #random
  
• 12:52:35: Premier League Match day Tickets are too cheap - #competitivegeekbaiting
  
• 12:54:49: Linux is for poor people - #competitivegeekbaiting
  
• 12:56:21: Al Gore invented the Internet - #competitivegeekbaiting
  
• 12:57:48: hi @xlcuwfvghtgc - I welcome you as a new follower and would add what a splendid profile picture you have
  
• 13:01:42: Nice Carpet - http://twitpic.com/afap4
  
• 19:04:32: So we were woken up by our cat this morning at 4am who kindly released a live frog into our bedroom, the frog was evacuated t safety...
  
• 19:06:10: I get home from work to learn that said frog is back in the house, at an undisclosed location...that cat is proper twat at times
  
• 19:06:43: Oops....I mean a PROPER TWAT
  
• 20:36:37: @andy_lamb - indeed, and it still could be in the morning, we just can't find the fucker!
  
• 20:47:04: "It's a Trick, We Always Use It." (calling people "anti-Semitic") - http://tinyurl.com/ntk2xv - YOUTUBE VIDEO
  
• 22:09:02: I know Nick Griffin (Family Guy?) is a cunt but his speech to the European Parliament was spot on - http://tinyurl.com/mjktb4
  

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From Twitter 07-14-2009

• 11:43:04: 72% Hetero or 28% Gay here - http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/
  
• 12:05:51: When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The Water gets Chuck Norrised
  
• 14:14:07: Sorry, but I've done a new blog post - http://bit.ly/IfGvp
  - deal with it... sorry
  
• 14:53:22: Excellent News - 13 doctors demand inquest into Dr David Kelly's death - http://tr.im/shrj
  
• 14:54:31: @andy_lamb - No Light fitting tonight for you then fella? Or have you finished that mission already..
  
• 15:28:56: @andy_lamb - cheers, I think the charm is in my shit photo-shop abilities
  
• 17:38:21: RT <NICE> @thefuckingpope: I had 3,000 followers earlier, but now I have 2,997. The CIA killed three!
  
• 18:19:34: Fox (faux ) News - http://tinyurl.com/n97mtf Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies
  
• 18:26:48: Madoff off to an UNDISCLOSED prison - http://tinyurl.com/n59w39 - or is he being freed?
  
• 19:21:02: RT WICKED! @andy_lamb: RT @ToastMaster: Fcking wid customer service: http://bit.ly/181baa I actually LOLed<< This is fucking hilarious
  
• 19:46:05: This is excellent - http://twitpic.com/ackg0
  
• 22:07:15: Right time for some herbal remedy
  

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From Twitter 07-13-2009

• 11:20:01: Windoze suckz
  
• 11:45:14: I think that the #H1N1 vaccine should be tested on MP's, members of the House of Lords and Pharmaceutical Employees responsible for it!
  
• 12:17:58: Iron Sky looks awesome - http://tr.im/s6ck - #Ironsky - Nazis return from Dark Side of Moon to invade in 2018
  
• 13:01:14: Interesting and scary read about RFID application - http://www.michaeljournal.org/newtechno.htm
  
• 13:16:52: #BillGatesQuotes - If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
  
• 13:17:39: #BillGatesQuotes - Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness. . LMAO
  
• 13:55:52: I really wanted to read the article at the top.. - http://twitpic.com/a7yfh - But I get a 404 - Bstards were probably ordered to remove it..
  
• 14:03:51: Kim Jong-il ill - http://tr.im/s6Sj
  
• 14:57:00: @andy_lamb http://twitpic.com/a81ri - Defeating the decepticons one itch at a time
  
• 15:29:40: @andy_lamb I have to say, I find the image just above quite disturbing, just as well I had already eaten ! - http://twitpic.com/a858l
  
• 15:34:26: RT <Easy Now, you have to see it in context - http://tr.im/s7wr (cc @andy_lamb)> @RCPAIVA: @neoplasmsix http://twitpic.com/a858l - OMG!
  
• 15:35:49: @andy_lamb - Would certainly clear a spot on the beach, would look funny on a Surf Board too...
  
• 15:40:42: @andy_lamb I couldn't agree more.....sexy time...
  
• 18:23:37: I've got to infect a macbook air with a virus tonight - or as it is also known Install Windows Vista on Bootcamp
  
• 18:32:43: RT @BarackBorat I am name chocolate-face prostitute as new General Surgeon. (In Kazahstan, woman doctor is study 10 weeks instead of 7.)
  

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From Twitter 07-12-2009

• 00:06:58: I just found what seems to be some kind of spoof forum.. - http://forums.randi.org/ - its like a skeptics anonymous meeting! Wicked
  
• 00:09:35: @Jason_Manford - Say it was due to Hormone imbalance by proxy, she'll understand
  
• 00:17:45: @SwarmedAx video worked fine
  
• 13:54:33: @neurosceptic http://twitpic.com/a45cm - Hitler's hand looks like it is in mid "Wankerrrrrrrrr" movement
  
• 16:14:37: The arrogance of the government if they think they can vaccinate/poison a wh
  
• 16:16:18: The arrogance of the government if they think they can vaccinate/poison the whole of the UK - http://tinyurl.com/nvdehf just you try it!
  
• 16:29:16: #swineflu vaccine rushed through safety trials - http://tinyurl.com/lqoqwg - JUST SAY NO
  
• 20:10:20: WTF - NHS tells school children of their 'right' to 'an orgasm a day' - http://tinyurl.com/m49bgj !?! :-(
  
• 22:49:10: http://twitpic.com/a5v9j - Sorry, but couldn't resist this - Joey Deacon Blue #unPCbands
  

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