From Twitter 12-05-2009

• 16:07:46: Thanks @neurosceptic and @sylvworld for your #ff nominations .. will get back on it myself next week
  
• 16:50:02: ThRide turned up today, can't try it until Xmas though :(
  
• 18:03:20: Its half time on The Empire Strikes Back at the moment .. look away if you don't want to know the score.... its all level at 0:0
  
• 20:14:31: That home victory for The Rebel Alliance takes them up to top of the league
  

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From Twitter 12-04-2009

• 00:37:12: wassssuuuuuuuuup?
  
• 12:42:36: @andy_lamb Flash? presumably you have only 20 hours or so to save the universe
  
• 12:48:42: Stella no 1 http://twitpic.com/s33h9
  
• 12:51:57: @_3_ indeed
  
• 14:36:31: More booze vicar
  
• 15:05:11: @BinaryDad never too late, although I like one of their tracks
  
• 19:05:37: Weddings are hard work
  
• 19:07:55: I have a hangover without the good drunk part.... must try harder
  

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From Twitter 12-03-2009

• 09:29:02: BBC News - UK energy smart meter roll-out is outlined - http://j.mp/67vm4O .. connecting control of power supply to web .. blackout time!
  
• 09:33:03: Oz Police to have power to strip-search at random - http://j.mp/7Efele
  
• 10:12:30: #climategate - it’s all unravelling now – http://j.mp/60x5ho - good article - Telegraph!
  
• 11:31:27: Just blocked a carbon offset promoter and reported as spam .. i'd rather have Br1tney as a follower than an enabling arm of fraud/corruption
  
• 11:49:11: @realrossnoble Try here: http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/
  
• 11:57:10: Should we be concerned about Deep Packet Inspection?
  
• 12:19:06: Sick of politicians and bankers pillaging, it's time for good old fashioned lynching
  
• 15:19:34: China - Christians sent to labour camps http://j.mp/8o5hDm for "Education through labour"
  
• 15:26:32: Peter Mandelson declares war on Rupert Murdoch's media empire http://is.gd/5b98z << FIGHT TO THE DEATH PLEASE .. WINNER GETS TO DIE #winwin
  
• 15:56:26: Eeeek .. Australian News: Fluoride plant construction begins - http://j.mp/4oO5ny #poison
  
• 18:27:44: Someone on the BBC News, stated as fact that Bin Laden was definitely alive earlier this year.. lying cunts .. this is to keep the funding
  
• 18:35:34: Fuck that last retweet didnt let me comment - arse about face I'd say
  
• 18:37:10: @RickWarren This statement is so full of holes that I can't really say any more without insulting you
  
• 20:34:47: Greetings earthlings
  
• 20:36:21: Your planet is being demolished to make way for a intergalactic highway
  
• 20:45:33: Vogon poetry:
  
  See, see the picky sky
  Marvel at its big mauve depths.
  Tell me, Matthew do you wonder why the hip (cont) http://tl.gd/15177
  

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From Twitter 12-02-2009

• 00:36:53: @serafinowicz bandicoot
  
• 11:00:42: "Daily Express | UK News :: Climate change 'fraud'" http://j.mp/6y9Vym #climategate
  
• 11:03:31: "Al Gore's family linked to corrupt oilman - Americas, World - The Independent" http://j.mp/8JKAER **NEWS FLASHBACK**
  
• 11:46:36: Lock Stock and Two Smoked Hams #pigfilms
  
• 11:49:42: @DazzW When are we to expect the actual warning? :-)
  
• 11:55:25: @DazzW ahhhh .. thanks
  
• 12:03:07: Hex, Pi's and Videotape #mathfilms
  
• 12:30:07: This "pay for your news" idea that the Major Media outlets are bleating on about will make a major dent in Operation Mockingbird
  
• 13:23:15: @Glinner summed up by a Goebbels quotation: “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it"
  
• 13:31:42: @SIMpixels 30 minute countdown starts now?
  
• 13:42:56: RT @davidschneider: Gonna try and Obamify my drinking problem with a massive alcohol surge
  
• 14:06:11: #actonco2 http://yfrog.com/3lk8czj
  
• 14:51:18: "If we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do" http://is.gd/5a1GA **NEWS FLASHBACK**
  
• 14:54:17: @DazzW I know .. just thought it particularly poignant given the new deployment
  
• 14:55:06: @DazzW There is no intention to end the war.. it's a real money spinner
  
• 15:00:26: I totally missed this Clarkson article from November 8th! "Get me a rope before Mandelson wipes us all out" - http://is.gd/5a27q
  
• 19:21:57: "BBC News - Google to limit free news access" http://j.mp/77LdmC - in google's defence (for once) it is the media outlets pushing this
  
• 20:05:11: @iThumbmynose no worries I was out with my soon anyhow . . I will probably be ranting about UK's loss of sovereignty later or tomorrow !
  
• 20:05:30: is twitter fucked #question
  
• 20:05:47: @iThumbmynose son not soon!
  
• 20:10:21: David Cameron revealed as web threat - http://bit.ly/4F2dIP - #imisreadthearticle
  
• 20:15:00: Tight jeans reduce a man's lifespan - http://bit.ly/81BK9h #imisreadthearticle
  
• 21:27:53: Bollocks .. it seems virginmedia tv service is out until tomorrow
  

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From Twitter 12-01-2009

• 09:19:46: too early
  
• 10:45:11: Fucking typical .. a bright sunnyish day and its ffffffucking freezing
  
• 11:07:06: "New Zealand’s NIWA scientists accused of CRU-style fudging of data" - http://is.gd/58Nmy #climategate 2
  
• 11:10:45: @andy_lamb How about slippers with lights http://is.gd/58NzI
  
• 11:24:50: @andy_lamb I don't think so, for gravy proof he would have to wear them inside a clear plastic bag, perhaps elastic bands around the ankles!
  
• 11:29:10: @photosbymatt And a lot of old people smell like digestives
  
• 11:33:45: Dear @doritosuk , did you know an anagram for Dorito is "Do it or" .. thats a bit aggressive don't you think?
  
• 11:56:01: Look Uzi Talking #warfilms
  
• 12:02:04: It's a wonderful knife #warfilms
  
• 12:24:06: National Lampoons European Occupation #warfilms
  
• 12:28:22: Invade in Manhattan - #warfilms
  
• 12:31:50: Don't Yell Bomb The satellite Transmitter 's Dead #warfilms
  
• 12:44:09: The Missile Blower #warfilms
  
• 12:45:02: Trench Kiss #warfilms
  
• 12:46:46: Its a Jihad, Jihad, Jihad, JihadWorld #warfilms
  
• 12:47:21: Jihad Max #warfilms
  
• 12:47:51: FireMartyr #warfilms
  
• 17:05:10: @iThumbmynose they're nothing but a bunch of tax mad hunts
  
• 17:09:42: Fluorescent lighting gives me a right headache
  
• 17:15:50: @iThumbmynose its a bunch of corrupt politicians and scientists grabbing power, lead by that inconvenient twat @algore carbon credit cunt
  
• 17:23:54: @iThumbmynose there are even govt documents from decades back planning this current polution based tyranny
  
• 17:26:40: CO2 is what trees and plants need it isn't a greenhouse gas
  
• 17:29:22: @iThumbmynose I read somewhere that some wanker with a vested interest wanted climate denial treated like holocaust denial..!!!!
  
• 17:33:36: @MariBiscuits this happens to me also.. even if the dishwasher is used. Pesky cheese
  
• 17:36:06: @iThumbmynose yep, says it all when protesting is planned, and preemptive arrests are being made. Time for an information revolution
  
• 17:37:10: @MariBiscuits absolutely, it melts it into those hard to reach spots
  
• 17:38:21: RT @iThumbmynose yep, says it all when protesting is banned, and preemptive arrests are being made. Time for an information revolution
  
• 17:39:29: I'm having some problems here :-(
  
• 17:40:36: I'm all fingers, thumbs and wrong button pushing
  
• 17:47:44: @Dervheid I think we have subtly surpassed 1984 already..
  
• 19:01:43: @davesusetty slim?
  
• 19:03:52: @davesusetty i us ethe blue king slim skins .. those pesky silver ones are like an onion epidermis
  
• 21:21:39: "Professor at centre of climate change email row stands down temporarily - Telegraph" http://j.mp/7N4BYn #climategate
  
• 23:29:03: "At midnight last night, the United Kingdom ceased to be a sovereign state" http://j.mp/4DA4uD
  

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From Twitter 11-30-2009

• 00:39:40: @photosbymatt I have no idea what happened, Seesmic went berserk for a moment back then
  
• 09:03:15: good morning outpatients
  
• 10:16:18: I have the beginnings of a stinky cold, it's wet and miserable outside yet I feel great .. It must be the drugs!
  
• 10:25:43: UK banks have apparently got over £30BN tied up in Dubai Investments .. get ready for yet another bailout ..
  
• 11:30:00: Drugs-row Brown 'in another universe' - http://is.gd/57DTl - Professor Nutt FTW / paragraph 3 I believe is a general statement
  
• 11:44:28: @andy_lamb Spam mail is the new stand up comedy
  
• 12:34:02: I have a great "persons" eye view from where I am sitting
  
• 13:44:33: @andy_lamb I vote the latter .. this takes GM to a whole new level :-(
  
• 13:50:46: @andy_lamb Absolutely ..it's just cloning really. Just because it was never animal shaped doesn't make it good. I Puke at the thought of it
  
• 13:56:24: @andy_lamb Don't get me wrong I love meat but if I had the choice between cloned meat or no meat I would become a veggie, I do however think
  
• 13:56:52: @andy_lamb that there a a lot of really very barbaric farming practices and over consumption
  
• 14:20:07: Climate change data dumped - http://is.gd/57Las
  
• 15:04:48: RT OMFG! @andy_lamb: RT @richardpeacock: wants a celestial soul portrait for Christmas http://bit.ly/3rl1rK << see 'How It Works' ;')
  
• 15:55:36: So John Prescotts great-great-great grandfather was also his great-great grandfather. Explains a lot. The Fritzl family mk2
  
• 16:01:03: Dunstable - http://yfrog.com/6mcc7nj
  
• 18:08:03: Taking the private jet to Copenhagen - http://is.gd/57XJC <<< This is quite an interesting article - know your enemy!!
  
• 18:16:38: @serafinowicz This is definitely a summer activity though
  
• 18:22:55: @_3_ Here's one of the articles http://is.gd/57YD4 - his great-great-grandmother had borne four children by her own father ... Yuck
  
• 18:37:10: Home time
  
• 19:02:24: @KlarkeKent I can .. as long as all you want translated is "4 beers please" and I'd probably get that wrong too!
  
• 19:09:20: @dabitch the most shocking aspect for me is that there is a conference based on faux science , pre-emptive arrests and global tax ation
  
• 20:18:15: @SIMpixels Evening .. is it weird not being able to tweet during work?
  

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From Twitter 11-29-2009

• 18:46:31: Our youngest sacrificed a young frog last night. The cat goddess Bast was most pleased. Good times must surely be around the corner
  
• 18:46:49: youngest cat I should add
  
• 21:49:58: #xfactor why didn't Simon hold their hands?
  
• 23:44:35: Win a new Canon 7D (or 2500 photo scans) from @ScanCafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/dgYgA
  
• 23:47:50: @photosbymatt whoops wtf??? dont worry I win nowt"
  

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