From Twitter 10-31-2009

• 13:32:11: @edgarwright how about Mandelson or is that too scary?
  
• 19:13:38: RT @realitydistort: A dyslexic friend was just telling me that Stephen Fry is going to shit quicker
  
• 20:21:48: who the fuck is this Een person that everyone keeps greeting
  
• 21:45:44: #xfactor. Who is this cunt
  
• 21:48:53: @photosbymatt turn the heating down
  
• 22:16:35: #xfactor I hate u2
  
• 22:23:43: RT @MattyG72 what a pair of cunts #xfactor
  
• 22:34:51: #xfactor why oh why oh why ? Unclefuckers
  
• 22:47:32: RT Hitler had an ipod tash so I don't see why not @andy_lamb: Has Mork got an iPod Nanoo?
  

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From Twitter 10-30-2009

• 01:17:08: RT @SwarmedAx Picture by @scampi_jobson note the spelling he seems to have acquired a Scottish accent. http://twitpic.com/ng8fw
  
• 01:21:42: Just had to terminate a big bastard blue bottles life using a rolled up magazine. I felt like Luke skywalker learning to trust my instincts
  
• 01:25:39: @Woodseaves possibly, but I really did feel that the force was flowing through me
  
• 01:30:15: @Woodseaves :I couldn't remember how to spell that word !
  
• 01:32:59: @DazzW can you leave the door ajar when you do so I can get back.in
  
• 01:35:19: Has anyone watched Dead Snow yet? Is it worth wasting an hour or so of my life?
  
• 01:55:51: @RichNeville @Woodseaves .. thanks.. looks like Friday night sorted then
  
• 10:10:24: @SwarmedAx can't remember what we did, perhaps you can write down a list of bullet point and I will write one up over the weekend
  
• 10:34:41: @mikeshaw101 There's a new sony one http://bit.ly/7h5Hx .. but I guess you've already seen that one
  
• 10:35:38: @SwarmedAx stop it.. we've got like 4 months yet
  
• 10:38:21: @SwarmedAx I know i'm gonna change it tonight
  
• 10:39:36: Elbow - Soda Stream Kid #fizzypop
  
• 10:39:50: must crack on with work now
  
• 10:46:10: Kool-Aid and the Gang #fizzypop
  
• 10:46:49: @SwarmedAx nope fine on tweetdeck
  
• 10:53:31: I wonder whether fizzy milk would work as a concept ...
  
• 11:19:35: @BinaryDad apart from the fact that he looks like a sex offender as @salonoroff says .. it sounds like some urban legend type bullshit
  
• 12:34:55: David Cameron latest press photo - http://yfrog.com/9ent7j
  
• 12:39:27: Sting now proves what we knew about him already, i.e. that he is a complete clueless cunt http://bit.ly/1xz334 .. the messiah will save us
  
• 12:40:31: Fucking Bellboy knobhead
  
• 12:43:37: @BinaryDad you can get a free replacement if within the 3 year warranty period .. happened to me too
  
• 12:52:00: RT @BinaryDad: Blue Screen of Death. Red Ring of Death. Why do Microsoft keep putting these "Of Death" features in their products?
  
• 13:03:16: Sick Parfitt #medicalrock
  
• 13:09:46: Jethro Skull #medicalrock
  
• 13:10:24: The WHO #medicalrock
  
• 13:12:54: Cat Scan Stevens #medicalrock
  
• 13:15:48: Echo Scan the Bunnymen #medicalrock
  
• 13:16:16: Placebo #medicalrock
  
• 13:18:04: Muse - United States of Euthansia - #medicalrock
  
• 13:22:20: Rage Against The Machine That Goes Ping #medicalrock #montypython
  
• 13:23:27: @andy_lamb is that a message to all pre-pubescent kids?
  
• 13:31:45: @andy_lamb Just had a look at the @tweance tweets .. cringeworthy is an understatement
  
• 13:33:33: @andy_lamb Apparently still alive - he attempted suicide !!!! in 2003 - http://bit.ly/1InTVc)
  
• 13:44:33: @tweance Ask MJ in referrence to his song "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough" if he actually did get enough #tweance
  
• 14:27:24: This is awesome - Blog sparks mass council walkout - http://bit.ly/PMxUq
  
• 14:29:43: Here is said blog - http://muckandbrass.blogspot.com/
  
• 14:32:08: More BBC backed bullshit propaganda - http://bit.ly/o6wgB and another reason why the EU must be exterminated
  
• 14:39:09: Here's a good Website that cuts through all the CO2 Carbon Emissions bullshit - http://plantsneedco2.org/
  
• 14:56:20: Pakistani's define unmanned predator attacks as terrorist attacks - http://bit.ly/2LKIY5 - haemerroid faced Clinton disagrees
  
• 15:04:18: BS H1N1 Vaccination bollocks from @TImesOnline this time - http://bit.ly/49y0vh .. people who tell the truth are now considered extremists!
  
• 15:10:03: RT >This is unbalanced bullshit< @TimesOnline Medical chief warns of extremists’ attacking flu vaccination campaign http://bit.ly/2vrRvi
  
• 15:10:12: sorry peeps
  
• 15:30:08: @SIMpixels Excellent photo.. well done
  
• 15:48:17: Found a cracking blog http://wattsupwiththat.com/ Commentary on puzzling things in life etc... well worth a butchers if you have time
  
• 16:16:20: @andy_lamb I think we are going to nee dsome kind of photographic proof ;)
  
• 16:22:32: @SaraFeenan That looks like a block of soft cheese, tied up with wool with a gift card wedged in .. mmm nice
  
• 16:29:28: sur-Gery and the Pacemakers #medicalrock
  
• 16:34:04: @SIMpixels to be fair to you I just infringed upon your idea from the #mathspop thingy
  
• 17:03:12: Phi is the magic number #mathspop
  
• 17:04:17: actually it's the golden ratio .. ho hum
  
• 17:11:35: @SIMpixels I wonder what happened to @GetPreganant1 thru to @GetPreganant10
  
• 17:12:58: @SIMpixels cheers .. was looking for a way of using it in an actual word, totally forgot about rhyming! #mathspop
  
• 17:26:01: @SIMpixels I don't think the petition is working properly.. I filled it in and then clicked the link in the email ... still only one sig!
  
• 17:42:52: @SIMpixels I use a non invasive version of google chrome .. caled Iron .. it shows all of the signatories on the last one you sent
  
• 18:06:47: @andy_lamb Prof David Nutt has been sacked !
  
• 18:47:31: RT Nope you're not @Claire_Cordon: I can't be the only person who doesn't like Halloween? Surely?
  
• 18:49:23: @BinaryDad i use http://cynicalpeak.com/rivet/ for my xbox360 it works fine! depends on connection mind
  
• 18:51:50: @BinaryDad that little bit of software aparently does ps3 too
  
• 18:55:45: @BinaryDad soundls like it maybe, I use a hacked AppleTV unit and it's fantastic
  
• 19:13:56: @BinaryDad I use a legal hack called ATV flash.. music is imported via itunes, you browse movie files via the network .. its pretty flawless
  
• 19:15:31: @BinaryDad also can use WIFI or ethernet, i use the latter with absolutely no stutter .. divx, xvid, mp4 etc.. .. its excellent
  
• 19:52:04: so what happens when you follow a list ?.. so far nothing for 5 minutes!
  
• 20:51:51: can anyone tell me what is supposed to happen when you follow a list .. i'm quite baffled
  
• 21:17:03: @BinaryDad he reported on scientific findings... and said that drugs inc alcohol & tobacco should be categorised according to danger
  
• 21:18:38: @simonpegg SOTD is our 6 year olds favourite film... is this a bad thing?
  
• 21:35:59: @beatnikrow I will remove yours tomorrow with a blunt spoon then if you pop round
  
• 21:40:06: Cycle Jackson - #transportpop
  
• 21:40:57: Artic Monkeys #transportpop
  
• 21:41:35: Bike & The Mechanics - #transportpop
  
• 21:59:47: @beatnikrow ohh
  
• 22:19:30: Has anyone got a working link for #Muse undisclosed desires video ?
  
• 22:57:01: @serafinowicz how long before comedy is upgraded to a class B drug?
  
• 23:19:53: @serafinowicz Do you know the way to San Jose?
  

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From Twitter 10-29-2009

• 00:20:44: @jimmycarr gotta be Frankie Boyle
  
• 01:52:20: Has anyone got the time ?
  
• 09:46:03: Ahhhh... morning folks
  
• 09:47:42: ooh look - Yet another example of how fucked up this country is http://bit.ly/2v6D66 ** GUILTY until proven INNOCENT **
  
• 09:52:20: @andy_lamb I know .. the comments section gives one some hope .. but how can you defeat something like this
  
• 09:54:29: @andy_lamb I may be way off here, but I understand that destruction of the family (as a unit) is part of the communist manifesto .. unreal
  
• 09:59:26: How can Ketamine be a class C drug, yet Cannabis Class B - http://bit.ly/1XgXOk
  
• 10:03:25: @andy_lamb I haven't yet read Brave New World .. me thinks now would be a good time to do so .. A movie is apparently in production too
  
• 10:05:37: @andy_lamb From what I understand California is considering legalising/taxing it a way of generating income!
  
• 10:06:15: Right.. better do some work for a while .. see ya later
  
• 10:11:54: Before I go .. here's a shortish HG Wells Book about how he saw (or would like to see) the world head towards http://bit.ly/44ozZ6.. enjoy!
  
• 10:22:42: @Dervheid What next though? CRB before being allowed to care for your own child ??
  
• 10:27:28: Has anybody seen "Surrogates" yet? (http://bit.ly/1aad2m) this is yet another disturbing vision of the future .
  
• 10:31:43: @Dervheid strictly with Interweb monitoring and the multitude of CCTV cams, and s for an end to net annonymity there may be no need :(
  
• 10:31:56: anyway.. where was I.. oh yeah.. work
  
• 10:50:56: Drugs Safer Than Booze - Govt's Chief Adviser - http://bit.ly/3Y9C4F
  
• 13:21:40: @SwarmedAx no suprise whatsoever
  
• 13:23:47: Heres another scientists playing god story - No men OR women needed - http://bit.ly/2i3q7H "Children of Men" anyone???
  
• 13:29:59: @_3_ ha .. whilst the mail is scaremongering xenophobic bollocks I have no doubt whatosever that this is possible and has already been done
  
• 13:36:05: Ok guess which paper this article is from "Woman eats canteen of cutlery"
  
• 13:37:30: No googling - thats cheating
  
• 13:40:23: @_3_ Nope it's the quality Telegraph http://bit.ly/1wFmnS
  
• 13:41:06: RT @_3_: @NeoplasmSix Can we bing? if you like, just make sure you wipe up after yourself
  
• 13:41:44: My brain thinks its lunch time, my stomach tells me lunchtime was hours ago !
  
• 14:17:15: Guardina Blog Article about EU Presidency - http://bit.ly/25o0JK - off with their heads (all of them)
  
• 14:17:35: Guardina? noooo should read Guardian
  
• 14:29:52: I can't believe a bigger deal hasn't been made out of the admission that Benito Mussolini was an MI5 operative - http://bit.ly/FYU0g
  
• 14:35:50: EU Income Tax on the horizon? - http://bit.ly/eGE3q - #FuckyouEU
  
• 14:55:13: @SwarmedAx is that for real? #FAIL
  
• 15:53:00: RT @BinaryDad: I think I'm mentally ill. I just fantasised about a co-worker being sliced in half by a falling lift. Didn't even get a semi.
  
• 15:55:35: @cuntoftheday Have you done Kissenger for Cambodia yet? However I don't think a day would do him justice
  
• 16:19:36: @cuntoftheday cracking stuff.. keep it up
  
• 17:08:12: So this is the reason why Frankie Boyle was axed from Mock the Week - http://bit.ly/4lXKr3 - #bbc pathetic
  
• 17:12:33: @andy_lamb The thing is looking at the photo of Rebecca whatsherface you can kinda see what he means
  
• 17:16:24: Hey cheer up USA... look the AP says your recession is over http://bit.ly/5A7fC - so what if you haven't got a job .. deal with it #sarcasm
  
• 17:19:34: Blair War Crimes Petition - http://www.petitiononline.com/BWCF/petition.html
  
• 17:33:48: I know its one of thos motivational poster type whatsits, but it's funny nonetheless - http://yfrog.com/9gu3gj
  

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From Twitter 10-28-2009

• 00:03:08: @Dervheid ok.. perhaps I should have said open beta ;)
  
• 09:47:43: Morning Folks ...
  
• 10:01:52: "United States of Earth" game( http://bit.ly/eG8Yk ) - this looks suspicious particularly with web censorship heading the direction it is
  
• 10:12:34: http://yfrog.com/0cgfij
  
• 10:18:09: http://twitpic.com/n8v2q -
  
• 10:19:00: A little CSI related humour - http://twitpic.com/n8v2q - its a very long jpeg! http://yfrog.com/j8cl7j
  
• 10:30:20: @SwarmedAx I cant take credit for it..just found the pic.. Horatio deserves some kind of cheesy death
  
• 10:34:17: Here you go ..one unelected wanker sock puppet wants another wanker sock puppet to become the unelected leader of Europe http://bit.ly/iiUrQ
  
• 11:57:18: RT @Glinner: Peter Mandelson fufills his promise to David Geffen and fucks British Internet users. http://bit.ly/2y6roo
  
• 12:44:34: Just came across this article regarding HPV and the associated vaccines - http://bit.ly/1ou7a9 .. i.e. vaccines untested on under 15's !!
  
• 15:20:14: Great response, it would be nice to see more artists come out and add their views http://post.ly/AeyX
  
• 15:46:21: @mikeshaw101 I agree entirely .. it wouldnt be so bad if the Artist was getting the larger slice of the pie, we know they're not
  
• 15:52:04: RT @mrjimBob: It's almost enough to make Berliners want to rebuild it http://bit.ly/KnEv5
  
• 20:13:14: @BinaryDad I guess that is one of the shortfalls of a limited beta.. the rest of us have to wait till the end of 2010 I believe!
  
• 21:02:25: anyone got any spare #googlewave invites?
  
• 21:07:00: @jmbeas if you have any spare i'd love one #googlewave
  
• 22:23:26: @jmbeas no worries
  

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From Twitter 10-27-2009

• 11:14:03: Morning all, i'd like to start the day off with a picture chronicling "The yoof of today" http://yfrog.com/0cdm8qj
  
• 11:20:34: Another piccie, probably an old one The Religion Flowchart http://yfrog.com/0os5znj
  
• 12:53:36: The Moonority Report #dairyfilms
  
• 13:21:24: This is worrying - http://bit.ly/47Zrl9 - looks like this faux H1N1 pandemic could be used to censor the internets
  
• 15:20:56: The Brainwashing Manual: http://bit.ly/1jrKqQ - by L Ron Hubbard
  
• 17:45:44: @Punched 200 Pin SO DIMM DDR2 PC2-6400 800MHz according to Mr memory
  
• 18:02:37: @Punched looks that way http://www.mrmemory.co.uk do it for £28.58 by the way .. just select samsung / netbook NC10 etc on this webpage
  
• 18:03:52: @Punched scrub that the cost doesnt include VAT therefore pretty much the same price
  
• 18:16:24: @Punched - any of those that you listed would do according to the specs.. I usualy use mr memory to check which RAM is appropriate
  
• 18:21:06: Comedian Mark Thomas labelled "Domestic Extremist" by the Met for protesting - http://bit.ly/2OHcQE
  
• 18:31:32: So.. any news on when this googley wavey type thingy is coming out of beta?
  
• 21:35:14: The nights are drawing in
  

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From Twitter 10-26-2009

• 08:55:41: The final leg of a 3 leg full English breakfast marathon this morning. Quite exciting
  
• 15:33:13: Back in Brum and mildly fucked off
  

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From Twitter 10-25-2009

• 18:22:08: Went to Barnstable today.. Boots the chemist takes up half of the town. The other half was shut
  
• 20:11:52: Farter The Unstoppable Sex Machine #oneletteroffbands
  
• 20:15:54: I've had it with three mobile.. they can take their poor service and Indian call centres and shove it where the sun don't shine. I.e the UK!
  
• 20:39:58: @SIMpixels to be honest smoke signals would be an improvement at the moment... this is my last contract ever with 3 #fact
  
• 20:47:01: #itshouldbeillegal - Church, Government, prawns, and tea
  
• 21:09:41: @BinaryDad people don't like the word "serial" that was your problem I believe. Some people are strange like that.. weirdos
  
• 21:13:20: @BinaryDad #xhater could be the hashtag
  
• 21:17:56: Watching Men in Black not #xfactor
  
• 21:22:19: @robots_ could you actually name one? I certainly can't and they are fucktards
  
• 21:31:17: @4_idiots something like "wild thing" I should imagine
  
• 21:32:42: Laters muggles
  
• 23:41:46: Bedtime...
  
• 23:45:51: Wig Audio Dynamite #oneletteroffbands
  

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