From Twitter 08-22-2009

• 19:51:21: Is x factor on?
  
• 19:52:04: Or a shared hallucination?
  
• 19:52:55: Oh streuth
  

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From Twitter 08-21-2009

• 08:55:24: How the hell do you "do the Helen Keller" ?
  
• 08:55:47: Isn't she dead
  
• 08:59:03: @Jason_Manford Congratulations
  
• 11:01:34: Does anyone have a V Festival Clashfinder (Unofficial of course) for this year ?
  
• 11:03:49: RT @NeoplasmSix: Does anyone have a #vfestival clashfinder (Unofficial of course) for this year ?
  
• 13:43:42: For all video game lovers Something Awful have done a randomly generated video games picture thread - http://tr.im/wP6o - Awesome stuff
  
• 14:00:36: General Zod does the weather - http://twitpic.com/epffi - Heroes gone wild - http://twitpic.com/epfnp
  
• 14:18:51: Cloverfield of Dreams - http://twitpic.com/eph84 -#mixedupmovies
  
• 14:30:55: Last photoshopped picture (unless i come across any awesome ones) - The Mona Hilary - http://twitpic.com/epic6
  
• 16:17:49: @KlarkeKent - I'll try again!!
  
• 16:19:27: @KlarkeKent try: http://open.spotify.com/user/neoplasmsix/playlist/5zuuy3DTJG9GU3pE2e4LvG
  
• 16:28:21: @KlarkeKent i'm going to see if google can help
  
• 16:33:21: @KlarkeKent good stuff - its quite large - perhaps thats why it took so long!
  
• 16:35:27: RT @KlarkeKent: @neoplasmsix I love the Flobots! - you should check out the DJ Shadow remix of Handlebars - awesome
  
• 17:17:13: @tonybenn - You could expose the agendas discussed during Bilderberg meetings
  
• 18:29:33: having a drop of Absinthe - getting the weekend off to a good start
  

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From Twitter 08-20-2009

• 10:13:01: @KlarkeKent My first Spotify Playlist (41 tracks) - You'll probably think WTF is this crap, definitely a work in progress http://tr.im/wKr7
  
• 11:33:25: Looks like Australia is going to be the first large scale test of the so called #H1N1 vaccination - http://tr.im/wKCS - RESIST RESIST
  
• 11:45:03: Remember, it's a vaccination for either a mild but contagious flu or for a flu mutation that has not yet occurred - either way nonsensical
  
• 12:21:20: Screaming Lord Mandy's nauseating flying circus - http://tr.im/wKK2 - this poor excuse for a human should be jailed
  
• 12:38:49: @mailonline - why have the comments been removed from this article about that crook Mandelson? - http://tr.im/wKNw
  
• 12:50:04: Lord Mandelson is an abhorrent piece of slimey worm infested scum
  
• 12:50:22: you can quote me on that
  
• 13:05:15: I just reached level 18. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  
• 13:56:35: @Mondayisntfunny I have a facebook account but I don't actually use it. Does that make me Bi-curious?
  
• 16:13:43: @Jason_Manford That picture is in colour Jason
  
• 16:20:42: BBC Website is shit slow today
  
• 16:27:55: @_NSL I hope they don't plan on digging Hindley up - she's been dead for about 7 years - anything for a news item though!
  
• 16:36:57: RT You mean cricket? - couldn't resist sorry ;-) @Woodseaves: @stephenfry and why are you endorsing this vile corporate toss.....
  
• 16:41:38: Door mats to be banned in Wolverhampton - http://tr.im/wLMF - I'm sure there must be a joke in there somewhere
  
• 17:21:57: ok, who broke twitter ? #fail
  

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From Twitter 08-19-2009

• 08:41:59: NHS declare Alzheimer's a social condition rather than a health problem - http://tr.im/wFpB
  
• 09:04:19: MP's Credit Card - Awesome stuff - http://twitpic.com/eg6le
  
• 09:06:41: Prometheus vs Jesus in a Martyrdom smackdown - http://twitpic.com/eg6qd
  
• 11:01:53: Nice bit of Scaremongering from "This Is London": http://bit.ly/14hImu #H1N1 - Don't take the vaccine
  
• 12:09:19: I never grow tired of laughing at this image - http://twitpic.com/egfg5
  
• 12:19:04: @Glinner - Just attended a séance for a dead Ex-prime Minister of Pakistan - I can cross her off my Bhutto list
  
• 13:48:25: @RichNeville They will be tazering kids next and not many people will be shocked by it.
  
• 13:52:31: Remember kids when you see a news article that mentions "links to Alcaeda" it's 1984 style doublethink for "CIA"
  
• 13:57:06: Bankers Fuck Off, seriously though do you think we are stupid - "Pumping money in" means "Printing new currency" mean "devaluing existing"
  
• 13:57:30: No I am serious - Bankers Fuck Off - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8209051.stm
  
• 14:05:01: I cant believe it's only just after 2pm - yoikers
  
• 19:44:24: Looking forward to V Festival at the weekend, particularly Pendulum, Dizzee Rascal and Killers
  
• 19:46:12: Worst thing being Calvin Harris on at the same time as Pendulum, sorry Harris you lose out this year
  
• 19:55:18: @beatnikrow Coax it outside with a trail of cheese
  
• 20:05:30: @beatnikrow alternatively you could whack it with @mattyg72 s fishing rod
  
• 20:18:05: 6 year old @scampi_jobson is listening to The Proclaimers - 500 Miles on spotify - Weird eh?
  
• 20:19:25: Its funny that The Proclaimers actually sound like Frankie Boyle
  
• 20:21:16: Now listening to an awesome remix of Handlebars by Flobots by DJ Shadow
  
• 20:23:07: flobots – dj shadow remix handle bars - ♫ http://blip.fm/~byzg0
  
• 20:25:12: @KlarkeKent can you tweet from spotify now?
  
• 20:33:04: @KlarkeKent - thats just plain crafty - saw Air a couple of years ago they were awesome!
  
• 20:34:19: Pendulum - Propane Nightmares on Spotify - http://open.spotify.com/track/6tC2iHfUlzB2W4ntXXL2BH
  
• 20:39:20: @KlarkeKent hmm - i'll have a think - I have quite a large music collection - what style of music do you listen to?
  
• 20:41:10: @KlarkeKent - I'll make one and wang it over to you!
  
• 20:45:13: @KlarkeKent no probs, spreading music love is a beautiful thing
  

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From Twitter 08-18-2009

• 12:17:38: Internet connectivity restored - I thought we had had a Denial Of Service attack, turned out to be Denial of Common Sense attack
  
• 12:26:59: Here are three words to research if you are planning on having the so called H1N1 vaccine - "Guillain-Barre Syndrome" google away
  
• 12:35:11: Milliband condones terrorism - http://tr.im/wBig - I thought you called it an Effects Based Operation http://tr.im/wBiz !!
  
• 12:43:05: Children are the new Guinea Pigs - http://tr.im/wBk8
  
• 12:50:58: US Navy to decimate marine mammals and other sea life for Warfare Testing - http://tr.im/wBlM
  
• 12:55:13: GLOBAL WARMING - We've lost the numbers: CRU responds to FOIA requests for original data - http://tr.im/wBmB - HOW VERY CONVENIENT !
  
• 13:17:33: Thor – High Energy Laser IED Neutralization System - http://twitpic.com/ecefk #weaporn
  
• 13:36:30: BBC News - Science ponders 'zombie attack' - http://tr.im/wBv3 - Oh FFS !
  
• 14:16:28: Lowell Group are a bunch of nonces
  
• 14:50:03: I just reached level 17. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  
• 15:22:34: Too much coffee today, does anyone have any anti-caffeine ?
  
• 15:36:57: So anti-caffeine = cheese laced with Valium - Result - I just it stops me grinding my teeth
  
• 15:37:39: missing words = hope that
  
• 15:39:39: @AngryMobCzar - have you tried Twitter Karma? http://dossy.org/twitter/karma/ its web based but works well
  
• 16:48:15: Spiderwoman! http://twitpic.com/ecx6m
  

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From Twitter 08-17-2009

• 13:48:53: Just read that Janet Street Porter column - utter twatdom, is she still shagging that Normski ponce?
  
• 14:40:03: Just visited www.pointlesssites.com/ and was surprised not to see BBC news and Sky news listed
  
• 14:58:31: I just reached level 16. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  
• 17:10:16: Everyone should google "Global Information Grid" to get some understanding of the future of IT and how it will be used to control us in..
  
• 17:10:36: the future - heres a little taster from wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Information_Grid
  

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