From Twitter 07-11-2009

• 00:32:52: @caitlinmoran How can you be sure 9 times will do the job?
  
• 00:33:36: Time to turn in...
  
• 12:03:26: I'm sorry but why is it nescessary for PCSO traffic division to patrol a pedestrianised are? Eh
  
• 12:04:46: In sutton watching what i believe to be a deliberately unsynchronised dance troupe, I hope!
  
• 12:06:04: And before anyone asks, the original Sutton (Coldfield in West Mids)
  
• 15:24:28: @andy_lamb Don't use low enery bulbs with a dimmer unless you want epilepsy
  
• 15:49:15: RT Im quite prowd - good work - @scampi_jobson: my intepretation of the killers - all my own work http://yfrog.com/0xf5jwj
  
• 16:10:19: At another BBQ - how lucky am I?
  
• 16:12:05: They like cricket, this could be a long afternoon
  
• 16:16:46: knobs
  
• 19:47:55: http://tinyurl.com/ko583l Bill Gates not conent with controlling the PC market now has patents to control hurricanes by heating the oceans
  
• 19:49:31: or cooling, can't be bothered to re-read. Either way pack it in.
  
• 22:48:17: @swarmedAx - if the french doors arent unlocked, could you open them for me... ta
  
• 22:54:13: just watched the final #torchwood and found this, i find it interesting - http://tinyurl.com/kncrp6
  
• 22:56:47: RT Cool - was it any good? @beatnikrow Our box at wembley for oasis gig http://twitpic.com/a1n1d
  

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From Twitter 07-10-2009

• 13:52:08: Morning All - Flying Solo today - How much can go wrong eh? - What do you mean it's not morning?
  
• 13:54:56: @neurosceptic http://twitpic.com/9vrjo - Wrong on so many levels, but Noel looks more lifelike on this than in real life
  
• 14:06:46: #oneandother - She's from Belfast - No Kidding
  
• 14:10:26: #oneandother - it is actually scientifically impossible to tell whether the stream is stuck or nothing interesting is happening #fact
  
• 14:12:22: RT Is this a sign of Nervous Breakdown? @MalcolmSiegel: #server #alerts (#hounddog broken) = too much #textmessage spam thus -> #fail
  
• 14:21:34: Mudhoney ߝ Touch me i'm sick - like days of old before the Internets were invented &#266B; http://blip.fm/~9ojmh
  
• 14:23:34: follow friday time I guess in a mo..completely skipped it last week, is it compulsory?
  
• 14:42:46: gonna do FF properly today
  
• 14:51:39: #ff - @neurosceptic - Media commentator extraordinaire, funny bastard and blogger
  
• 14:51:45: #ff - @klarkekent ߝ Harry Potter loving mentalist, media commentator and blogger
  
• 14:51:56: #ff - @andy_lamb ߝ Specialist in fun activities, animal lover, full-time nutter enjoys a bit of IT
  
• 14:52:08: #ff - @JFoundation ߝ Says what he thinks, likes what he says, viewer discretion advised, funny
  
• 14:52:19: #ff - @mattyg72 ߝ Likes fishing but doesn't like to talk about it, thankfully
  
• 14:52:29: #ff - @beatnikrow ߝ lives with @mattyg72 so needs all the help she can get
  
• 14:52:37: #ff ߝ @swarmedax ߝ aka Mrs NeoplasmSix ߝ follow her or I'm in trouble
  
• 14:52:48: #ff ߝ @iamadamski ߝ my brother, not a heavy tweeter but family none the less, married to the welsh
  
• 14:52:56: #ff - @thewales - my sister in law ߝ a recent addition to tweetland, comes from wales!
  
• 14:53:04: #ff - @scampi_jobson ߝ my 6 year old son, trouble maker, likes skateboarding, xbox and curry
  
• 14:54:47: if I've missed any #ff 's soz
  
• 14:57:49: "Beers, Steers, and Queers" by "The Revolting Cocks" - from before @algore invented the both the internet and g... &#266B; http://blip.fm/~9olgn
  
• 15:05:19: Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole - c'monnnnnnn &#266B; http://blip.fm/~9olux
  
• 15:09:45: The last blip leads me to Johnny Cash with probably one of the finest cover versions ever #fact - 'Hurt" by NIN... &#266B; http://blip.fm/~9om3x
  
• 15:12:21: One Call All Day and its not even business related... this is the life
  
• 15:15:24: #dirtybeatles - I wanna hold your gland
  
• 15:51:01: I tell you what, if one of these fucking PCSO's tries to break into my house he'd better have good health insurance - http://tr.im/rL0I
  
• 16:06:18: @jimmycarr kooking?
  
• 16:18:23: Milk, Milk, Lemonade - http://twitpic.com/9w5xt
  
• 16:53:53: i'm celebrating the end of my migraine by eating loads of cookies...is that a good idea?
  
• 19:31:49: Has anyone seen this friggin stupid lying down craze. Idiots.. http://tinyurl.com/mvojfz - they don't look at all comfortable
  
• 19:35:11: happy birthday Nikola Tesla
  
• 20:20:45: New "World Currency" sample coins hown at G8 -http://tinyurl.com/mmm8ta - Hmm, and I thought this was just a conspiracy theory ;-)
  
• 20:22:38: http://twitpic.com/9wy3x - Here's said coin...
  

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From Twitter 07-09-2009

• 10:20:57: RT @davidschneider: OK. I held off as long as I could but Hitler + MJ. It'd be rude not to http://bit.ly/HDJIa - Another Downfall parody :-)
  
• 15:27:56: In a world of almost infinite unsolicited emails, I have decided to catalogue them in my new blog - http://spamdabidozi.blogspot.com/
  
• 15:34:12: RT <CUTTING EDGE> @calvinharris: JAM TV EPISODE 2 : http://bit.ly/Pacyb
  
• 15:41:37: #oneandother - Bread based statues are like so 2008....
  
• 15:43:14: @andy_lamb - Only if its a corner cubicle, otherwise I wouldn't admit to it..
  
• 15:46:15: #oneandother - hear the sirens in the background - don't jump bread man, crumbs it's just not worth it
  
• 15:48:37: @andy_lamb - Couldn't agree more, preferably from a personal perspective a corner with natural light, just in case there is a power cut
  
• 15:49:30: #oneandother - what a loaf of rubbish
  
• 16:06:26: #oneandother - This fool claimeth to be Lord Lucan, any chance of some evidence mate, and reading doesn't count either you TWAT
  
• 16:20:34: There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man, this is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call Norwich.
  
• 23:54:26: http://tinyurl.com/nyjg5y police #fail
  

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From Twitter 07-08-2009

• 13:21:15: Bottled water 'bad as smoking' - says Australian knob end - http://twitpic.com/9ogfw (original article - http://tr.im/rnyJ)
  
• 13:32:25: Extremist Lego? - http://twitpic.com/9oh3s
  
• 17:39:14: My New Blog Post - Spunkology -: http://bit.ly/tkBsS - NSFMD (Not Suitable For Mobile Devices}
  
• 18:48:50: evening everyone - Ive been really twitterless redently - busy at work (for a change) and house in chaos through decorating
  
• 18:49:28: Good news though - my speed typing is still crap, I must try harder
  
• 19:03:16: slowcooking a curry fro tomorrow - the house is gonna stink
  
• 19:55:32: Word of the day: apogee - The farthest or highest point; culmination.- 5 house points to whoever can use it in a tweet properly
  

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From Twitter 07-07-2009

• 12:37:45: #notporn - Debbie Does Salad
  
• 12:41:44: #notporn - Deep Moat
  
• 13:59:44: @moontweet #moonfruit 1 hour, is that all? Can I have it please?
  
• 14:04:50: #fruitmovies - X-Men Oranges: Tangerine
  
• 15:38:38: UK Dwellers to go ex-Directory on your mobile go to this link and then follow the guide - http://www.118800.co.uk/removeme/remove.html
  
• 15:52:26: #budgettvshows - The One Show....ta da....
  
• 15:54:29: #budgettvshows - Everyone Ate Crisps...
  
• 15:59:12: #budgettvshows - Lidl be all right on the night
  
• 16:00:11: @andy_lamb I've not seen you mention #moonfruit at all today!
  
• 17:25:48: @neurosceptic - not sure on the time but i heard that once he starts he "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" #oneandother
  
• 17:52:10: Waiting in the queue for McDonalds, sheesh so many people waiting to eat really bad "food"
  
• 18:21:48: @algore likens fight against climate change to battle with Nazis - http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6658672.ece cunt
  
• 19:23:16: #michaeljackson shit people singing shit songs for shit people.... rubbish
  
• 19:24:49: #michaeljackson - how can he be talking if he's dead - fraud
  
• 19:28:11: #michaeljackson - This show is probably the best example of the descent of civilization into pop idol idiocracy - absolute dung
  
• 19:29:30: #michaeljackson - god help us when Elvis dies imagine the tribute
  

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From Twitter 07-06-2009

• 09:46:22: Monday Monday, so good to me...Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be...
  
• 09:47:08: Due to BBQ commitments I had the weekend away from twitter, was still thinking in parables of 140 characters or less though which was nice!
  
• 10:05:34: @andy_lamb "full open independent public enquiry" - I agree also known as "Doublespeak" - "doublethink" and "newspeak" from 1984 combined
  
• 12:09:35: @SwarmedAx Are you finishing at the time that Chinese people go to the dentist?
  
• 12:42:24: @andy_lamb Just be glad that the food names on this site follow the crab sticks naming methodology http://rudefoodnames.com/Welcome.html
  
• 12:49:58: @andy_lamb - I didn't even notice the twitter thingy, I will avoid the fucker then if he's mind melding with Heat Magazine
  
• 13:11:51: @neurosceptic @KlarkeKent never watched "Loose Women", with news that "John Barrowman" is a guest negates any need to.. http://tr.im/r3NI
  
• 13:21:27: @SwarmedAx eh eh?
  
• 13:24:12: @SwarmedAx 2:30
  
• 13:56:06: I just reached level 15. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  
• 15:01:26: I really do not know what is going on, my eyes are closing - has someone slipped me a roofie?
  
• 15:07:14: @moontweet me?
  
• 21:36:42: watching House Doctor - A couple trying to sell a "ladies only" B & B - known now as a Lesb'n'b
  

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