From Twitter 07-31-2010

• 06:27:29: We are sad to report the sad loss of "the love machine" committed suicide jumping from our car at 05:30am. RIP you will be missed. 
  
• 09:59:26: stopped at hayle for a cuppa
  
• 10:16:27: Joe McElderberry gay. .. who knew!
  
• 10:18:09: Our surfboards detached themselves from our roof rack in the fast lane on the motorway
  
• 13:17:10: arrived http://twitvid.com/RSUSK
  
• 15:40:06: Have created a wifi hotspot ... phone positioned on top of TV. . internetz are go
  
• 15:51:43: @SwarmedAx lol
  
• 15:53:09: I am on the fucking beach http://tweetphoto.com/36002994 kneel before sod
  
• 15:59:28: http://tweetphoto.com/36004113 the beach
  
• 16:04:03: @SwarmedAx and @scampi_jobson there you 2 are. . On the beach http://tweetphoto.com/36005000
  
• 20:35:01: How's things ladies 'n gents?
  
• 20:54:58: can't change my avatar .. arse bangers
  

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From Twitter 07-30-2010

• 09:23:09: A to the mother fucking K ... yo yo yo yo yo ... what's up homies?
  
• 11:49:12: Another spam email:
  
  Hello,
  
  This is Harry Barnes of the US Marine Corps, but redeployed to Iraq, and presently (cont) http://tl.gd/2qtfn9
  
• 12:59:07: "Google, CIA Invest in ‘Future’ of Web Monitoring" http://j.mp/9ySVYL
  
• 16:42:13: Headache. . Bollocks
  
• 16:47:02: Its a Fucking shambles
  
• 16:50:38: They couldn't organise a jizz fest in a jizz factory in jizzland
  
• 16:53:09: Could be interesting
  
• 16:55:49: They have euro pop playing at a boys gymnastics session, way to go getting the lads in touch with their sexuality
  
• 16:57:12: If there was fighting and dissent it'd be close to anarchy
  
• 17:20:04: @homfrog UPPER and lower case too, stop spoiling us!
  

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From Twitter 07-29-2010

• 08:32:23: morning miscreants
  
• 08:38:23: @wyldangyl likewise. .. hows it going. . I see you are slightly inebriated:) .. I have work :(
  
• 08:42:53: @wyldangyl good work, have I missed anything?
  
• 09:13:42: @wyldangyl Excellent stuff
  
• 09:15:37: The only positive I can think of driving to work with a migraine is that the tunnel vision reduces the apparent number of cars on the roads!
  
• 09:18:25: @MDuette Thanks but it's virtually gone! I have what can be described as micro-migraines .. they only last a total of about an hour!
  
• 09:19:47: @remittancegirl un-networked perchance?
  
• 09:21:06: @MDuette that really would suck .. trust you're ok now though?
  
• 09:24:30: Vibrations http://twitpic.com/29ns10
  
• 09:27:25: Early Romans Greatest Achievement http://twitpic.com/29nsiv
  
• 09:34:37: titillation required
  
• 09:38:54: @iamamro Wow, you learn something new everyday!
  
• 10:20:49: @wyldangyl have a good'un
  
• 13:55:52: @Neurosceptic cracking track
  
• 19:24:28: so...........
  
• 19:25:57: @iThumbmynose Watch out for the checkpoints next .... "your papers please"
  
• 19:33:32: @iThumbmynose yet no bad ... still going strong .. vacation tomorrow night for me so everything rosy... you?
  
• 19:35:37: @iThumbmynose thats should have read "yeah not bad.. still going strong .. vacation tomorrow night for me so everything rosy... you?"
  

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From Twitter 07-28-2010

• 09:46:53: <<<< SONIC BOOM >>>>
  
• 09:47:03: Morning folks
  
• 09:53:52: @Jason_Manford 'yourself' is the best person to be 'full of'
  
• 10:58:14: 'this page requires Netscape 2.0 or better'
  
• 16:11:38: Yo mama, she's so dense she has her own event horizon #highbrowsnaps
  
• 16:14:04: @dzhimbo why thank you sir
  
• 16:49:20: 'I spit on your grave' #IfMyPenisWasAMovie
  
• 17:36:15: Just received this email:
  
  
  FROM THE DESK OF:Chief Mrs. Farida Mzamber Waziri (AIG rtd.) EXECUTIVE (cont) http://tl.gd/2pu20l
  
• 19:09:10: I challenge you all to a game of full contact eye spy #spliff
  

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From Twitter 07-27-2010

• 14:21:53: Touchable Holograms - http://j.mp/c1TKIZ << wait till the porn industry starts adopting this tech!!
  
• 14:26:03: Starve Wars Episode VI - The return of the waistline #filmdiet
  
• 14:35:16: Thin City #filmdiet
  
• 14:45:03: It's convenient that the probably dead Bin laden is apparently now in Pakistan - http://j.mp/cLDLNT
  
• 15:17:49: http://twitpic.com/295nhi
  
• 16:31:33: @andy_lamb hot chicks saving the day .. you gotta love it
  
• 17:08:07: There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary, and those that don't #notmyjoke
  
• 18:32:30: 68 65 78 20 62 6f 6c 6c 6f 63 6b 73
  
• 19:19:53: @RichNeville 01110111 01101000 01101111 01100001
  
• 19:26:18: @SwarmedAx http://bit.ly/d71wJH Tony Hawk slam
  
• 20:50:58: I never knew Amy Pond was in the Kevin Bishop show (UK Only) http://bit.ly/cwa6M7
  

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