From Twitter 12-04-2010

• 01:28:31: it's late
  
• 09:14:15: it's early
  
• 10:56:14: I should probably get up soon
  
• 10:59:26: @debonbon good point, thanks for the intervention
  
• 11:00:14: @molliemouse4 nahh, I'm staying put
  
• 11:01:20: good morning @SimonSwears you dirty Arse ripper
  
• 14:43:25: once upon a time both the police and the government were supposed to act on behalf of the people. These days are sadly gone.
  
• 14:52:21: How do you "stick it to the man" in this weather unless you have 'all weather adhesive" ?
  
• 18:36:56: This is NOT the tweet you are looking for
  
• 19:08:27: @SimonSwears is a crusty cheese licker
  
• 19:11:24: RT @SimonSwears @NeoplasmSix is a beautiful chav << speechless
  

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From Twitter 12-03-2010

• 00:06:43: on the bus .... again!
  
• 00:20:34: @iThumbmynose real life is for losers ... I read that on the Internet !
  
• 10:27:48: it's -6 outside brrrrrrrrrrr
  
• 10:32:54: what's with the snow?... the stuff that came down yesterday looks like tiny polystyrene balls!!!
  
• 12:35:59: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down : BBC News - http://j.mp/dPHxQX
  
• 14:21:04: David Chaytor pleads guilty to charges and gets "unconditional bail" - http://j.mp/i4kEKb #WhatASurprise
  
• 14:55:25: The Iraqi Rowing team .. surely a "Cool Runnings" type film is somewhere down the line?
  
• 16:35:21: "Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun" http://j.mp/gypMOV
  
• 18:23:00: @MrsSelfDestrukt shame, i saw them yesterday, cracking show
  
• 20:18:49: it's fucking snowing again #uksnow
  
• 20:28:52: @Mr_Neurosceptic got one for the nipper but it's not coming out until Xmas ... the xbox unfortunately resides in his bedroom
  
• 20:32:37: @Mr_Neurosceptic can't help you there in afraid then, haven't a clue about what's available ... I need to get clued up too
  
• 20:38:44: @Mr_Neurosceptic awesome, I look forward to seeing an exhaustive 'must have' list or at least an avoid at all costs list
  
• 21:10:55: http://post.ly/1HmEC
  
• 21:12:26: lazy feline bastards http://yfrog.com/3wxge0j
  

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From Twitter 12-02-2010

• 08:17:58: I really do not want to get out of bed this morning
  
• 08:47:44: @hotpigandbadger div
  
• 09:16:57: going to Pendulum tonight with @swarmedax and @scampijobson looks like We've come up trumps with regards to the weather :(
  
• 11:12:34: Cameron: "We have some of the finest kettlers in the world"
  
• 12:14:57: Personally I don't give a fuck who gets the world cup #worldcupbid - in 138 days Skynet will be activated, 2 days later = "Judgement day"
  
• 14:17:12: We're DOoommED
  
• 14:48:51: Space Nazi Flick Iron Sky Goose-Steps Into Production | Underwire | http://t.co/qgDNM1v http://t.co/1U3bJBj
  
• 14:53:00: http://twitpic.com/3c6u5s
  
• 15:10:15: RT @1nf1d3lC4str0: Hello America! Want to know how stupid your security services are? http://gizmo.do/dR1bsw
  
• 15:17:47: miniature man balancing whilst walking along an unkempt hedge http://post.ly/1HOZe
  
• 16:03:56: I see there's another bread and circus announcement due shortly
  
• 16:16:50: It doesn't matter who gets #worldcup2018 - in 138 days Skynet will be activated, 2 days later will be known as Judgement day #markmywords
  
• 16:33:58: bored
  
• 16:39:56: when is the #FIFALeaks scandal going to break?
  
• 16:53:39: http://twitpic.com/3c7vmr
  
• 19:44:54: on the bus tonight..... I don't do buses as a rule
  
• 19:46:06: @beatnikrow that sucks
  
• 19:57:08: @dzhimbo I am as long as the people don't make me use buses
  
• 19:58:08: @hotpigandbadger model buses work fine for that... matchbox ones are too small though
  
• 20:32:13: currently watching Hadouken, waiting for Pendulum #NIA
  
• 20:33:03: @hotpigandbadger it was pretty empty to be fair, but bad memories indeed yes
  
• 20:47:27: Hadouken = ( Pendulum + PWEI ) / 2 #bandmaths
  
• 20:53:25: they're moshing mommy FFS
  
• 21:11:26: @JFoundation we are Birmingham's 2156th funniest double act
  
• 21:11:37: Hadouken yeahhhhh http://post.ly/1HTlG
  
• 21:13:52: @JFoundation inside we're dancing! you have to be 14+ to stand here and we have a 7 yr old in tow
  
• 21:16:51: half time at the NIA http://post.ly/1HTom
  
• 21:25:37: @JFoundation one is enough, believe me ....
  
• 22:38:32: pendulum and ting http://post.ly/1HUq0
  
• 22:47:55: Ima being sonically assaulted .. I quite like it
  
• 23:00:24: @hotpigandbadger ahhhhh
  

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From Twitter 12-01-2010

• 00:38:19: @KimKardashian get off Twitter. Play by the rules
  
• 07:59:59: too cold to get out of bed
  
• 13:12:24: Nobody will be surprised to learn that the Rothschilds are involved/behind the Irish plight http://yfrog.com/fkl0jj http://bit.ly/g26JOp
  
• 13:15:29: Is anyone surprised to learn that the Rothschilds are involved/behind the Irish plight http://bit.ly/g26JOp http://twitpic.com/3bvns7
  
• 13:17:21: bugger yfrog wasnt working .. did a twitpic .. then yfrog worked ... and now i feel stupid
  
• 19:55:44: @RogerQuimbly wouldn't they all!
  

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From Twitter 11-30-2010

• 08:39:08: B72 #uksnow http://post.ly/1GhrD
  
• 09:31:43: BRMB are as prepared as always for the snowpocalypse with their server that has a maximum load of 10 users
  
• 10:47:54: Good god .. this man is the Minister for Children ... he looks like he should be on some kind of register http://twitpic.com/3bk89y
  
• 14:37:36: @mrchrisaddison *groan*
  
• 14:46:09: If you could convert Bono's ego into a sponge. The sponge could hold exactly 253.7% of all of the worlds AIDS #true #fact #actuallymadeup
  
• 15:21:42: RT @GrahamTCousins: Last One. Fellatisnow?, A Snowjob? #sorry http://twitpic.com/3bm88r
  
• 15:56:53: CIA implanted electrodes in brains of unsuspecting soldiers, suit alleges - http://j.mp/h5yOrF
  
• 18:32:45: guess who left his side lights on all day and has a flat battery. clue: it's not you
  
• 19:37:07: @hotpigandbadger yep
  
• 21:25:57: RT @Mr_Neurosceptic: Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights is on C4 tonight at 10pm. For those who don't like Frankie, fuck off + watch anothe ...
  
• 23:03:19: #fatherfucker time
  

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From Twitter 11-29-2010

• 11:14:14: RT @Mr_Neurosceptic: Gavin Fern, 30, Glasgow. Now missing 9 days. Need to know he is safe. Contact Police http://tinyurl.com/2dms65n PLS ...
  
• 12:05:23: I hope they let Dennis Nielsen out of prison for his brothers funeral
  
• 12:05:37: ahh it's Nilsen ... arse!
  
• 14:59:56: RT @debonbon: Now is the perfect time for Tom Cruise to try another crazy stunt.
  
• 16:04:45: AIPAC suspect #1 for being the source of Wikileaks - http://j.mp/fflTsw
  
• 19:43:22: Olly Murs is Arse
  

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From Twitter 11-28-2010

• 10:13:32: @The_Grim_Weeder we go to st Ives every year, I've been going for about 25 yrs, best part of the country IMHO
  
• 16:01:22: Today Is Sunday. It is 3pm and very cold #somethingsomethingoverandout
  
• 16:04:52: dungeons and dragons 2 is on the TV, it is mega awful shit.
  
• 20:52:50: Jesus fucking Christ #scd
  
• 22:13:49: still cold out ... please send help ... and cheese
  
• 23:07:40: @hotpigandbadger always cheddar .. im traditional like that
  
• 23:10:43: @SwarmedAx cathedral city
  

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