From Twitter 01-08-2011

• 13:55:45: @SwearySausages never heard it referred to as 'the woods' before!
  
• 14:28:35: @SIMpixels I've had it for a week now.! it's turned into a really sticky tiring, sweaty cough
  
• 15:05:20: @SIMpixels indeed they have no clue, I blame public transport for propagation of these horrific viruses
  
• 15:07:00: I'm considering getting up sometime in the next hour, only considering mind, nothing is set in stone
  
• 15:26:59: just applied some vics to my chest *must remember not to scratch balls*
  
• 15:33:41: @SIMpixels with how sweaty I am, I don't stand a chance on that one, unfortunately!
  
• 16:00:55: still not out of bed!
  
• 16:36:51: surGery and the pacemakers #medicalmusic
  
• 17:36:35: RT @Arsehole_Pete_D: RT if you think Jar Jar Binks is a complete wanker.
  
• 18:00:27: @SIMpixels I had the depression bit a few days ago.. it's really sank, found myself welling up at shit TV progs
  
• 18:13:29: @SIMpixels that level of shit yes, cant remember the exact programs, but I felt embarrassed
  
• 18:17:30: just saw the ETs on phantom menace
  
• 18:19:18: Yoda has done something different with his hair, hasn't he?
  
• 21:05:53: @hotpigandbadger yep ... near the end of the scene, you can just about make them out
  
• 21:13:13: @iThumbmynose be sure not to over cook it, that'd be a fucking disaster
  
• 21:18:19: @iThumbmynose good idea
  
• 21:19:19: still coughing and sweating #manfluenza
  
• 21:38:36: who has Sarah Palin shot ?
  
• 21:39:49: or was it Michael Palin?
  
• 21:50:48: @MattyG72 I have more to share if you like
  

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From Twitter 01-07-2011

• 01:17:10: Oh dear RT @calvinharris: 2011 Susan Boyle Calendar: February - http://twitpic.com/3nn8mj
  
• 03:36:10: Still awake!
  
• 10:27:26: @MattyG72 I can't be arsed to look, has it been snowing again ?
  
• 10:29:26: another shit night last night, got to sleep sometime after 3am :(
  
• 10:52:23: Government Investigates Blackbird Deaths While Poisoning Them Itself http://pulsene.ws/FIbw
  
• 11:34:23: Retweeting #ff lists that you appear on Is kinda retarded and egotistical all rolled into one mass of spastic wrongness. #justsayin
  
• 11:38:20: Unused swine flu vaccine turns into hazardous waste | EVISA's News" http://j.mp/fWbKps
  
• 11:43:32: Clearing Snow from roads Japanese style http://t.co/cmfTBsO
  
• 13:07:26: I've taken the rest of the day off as a sick day. now on the sofa watching Pink Panther cartoons with @scampijobson (also sick)
  
• 14:18:35: Former Labour MP David Chaytor should have his hands chopped off #tooharshperhaps
  
• 15:55:43: @TummyCustard can you stick the original appletv software or boxee on it for a rather cool media player type thing?
  
• 15:56:19: @iamamro it's not great is it? #disappointed
  
• 16:00:29: @TummyCustard that'd be good xbmc or something as the front end?
  
• 16:02:42: @TummyCustard worth a shot i reckon
  
• 16:04:45: @iamamro I only tried it for a little while then reverted to tweetdeck
  
• 16:11:10: @iamamro ha ha, for the first few hours I used it I did find it overwhelming, but it is at least fit for purpose
  
• 16:18:58: @JFoundation I never tried tweetie to be honest, so I'm unable to compare them, but I'm not a fan of the singular column twitter clients
  
• 16:22:58: @JFoundation ha ha, I need to see everything in one go or i'll miss something
  
• 16:35:43: I aint afraid of no goats
  
• 16:38:48: @SIMpixels Simon, that I am definitely afraid of!
  

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From Twitter 01-06-2011

• 00:27:30: Yargh
  
• 12:19:27: @hotpigandbadger it's something I guess, how long are you there for?
  
• 12:19:35: Awesome .. Huey Morgan just referred to 'The establishment' on 6Music as the 'Criminal Elite'
  
• 12:33:43: @GoToMyPC quick question, when purchasing Pro via Credit Card as a UK purchaser would we receive a VAT Invoice /Receipt?
  
• 12:35:22: @hotpigandbadger oh bugger, where you heading to in Feb?
  
• 13:57:41: @@MattyG72 is it better than twittelator?
  
• 14:06:27: @MattyG72 i might get it then
  
• 14:09:39: @MattyG72 i'm off my booze with this wanky cold so this it is
  
• 14:11:07: how do you change your pic and video service on tweetlist ????
  
• 14:19:22: test http://twitpic.com/3nicpr
  
• 14:25:15: ok so @tweetlist uses twitpic as it's photo host but twitpics are the only photo's I seem unable to open ... !!!!!
  
• 14:29:40: It seems tweetlist at present looks pretty slick but it has a few missing features #moan
  
• 14:34:53: Will have to wait until choices are provided for Photo and Video hosts before switching to it full time #moanover
  
• 14:40:41: @GoToMyPC Many thanks
  
• 14:55:23: @MattyG72 a little yes .. lunch now
  
• 16:26:36: @B46bs the annual average for UK is around 4000 I understand
  
• 18:09:17: This makes no sense .. it is not likely to be the same strain. Vaccination for vaccinations sake! http://t.co/CYmBK8X
  
• 18:57:50: @B46bs I think in Y2k the number was near 12000 however bearing in mind there are over 60 million people in the UK it's pretty low
  
• 19:05:44: @MattyG72 Here's a couple more for you http://t.co/3pWf1P3 http://t.co/f05tIEG
  
• 19:07:57: Here are some tasteless twitpics, let the unfollowing commence http://t.co/fOuqOfK http://t.co/AVSeXth http://t.co/xm9AbZb
  
• 19:27:45: @sylvworld I have piles of these, will let a few more out later
  
• 19:29:48: Bright Eyes is brilliant, that is all
  
• 21:33:42: @MattyG72 Thanks i've just sicked in my mouth
  
• 22:01:48: @iamadamski what is it?
  
• 22:03:39: @MattyG72 am I supposed to read the whole article?
  
• 22:04:37: @iamadamski I'm rarely lucky
  
• 22:08:50: @iamadamski that's really uncalled for, I knew who it was but still had to open it!
  
• 22:09:37: @MattyG72 cool
  
• 22:11:41: time for a repost http://twitpic.com/3nlurr
  
• 22:20:14: Day 6 - I'm still feeling pretty shit
  
• 22:24:28: that James Bond replica car will cost in excess of £500 if anyone has the staying power and spare cash to actually complete it.
  

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From Twitter 01-05-2011

• 00:18:19: Claire Balding when she used to present Top Of The Pops http://twitpic.com/3n2wyo
  
• 00:23:53: Sooooo wrong http://twitpic.com/3n2yer
  
• 13:33:16: KFC Worker Loses It when asked for Bacon http://j.mp/hS1QtL
  
• 13:52:29: @edgarwright are we ever likely to see a DVD release of Asylum?
  
• 14:24:06: "Leaked document: EPA knowingly approved bee-killing pesticide" http://j.mp/hSnZ4M
  
• 20:04:30: hello
  
• 20:29:39: @hotpigandbadger how's today been ?
  
• 20:43:12: @hotpigandbadger cool, Is there any fresh snow due?
  
• 21:49:29: @MattyG72 that looked quite good fun
  
• 22:11:00: @MattyG72 with protective clothing and a decent life insurance policy - yes definitely
  
• 22:20:45: @MattyG72 Matt ... you appear to have a Bee in your very pretty bonnet
  
• 22:41:24: @MattyG72 you're always intolerant
  
• 23:48:29: @robots_ 20000 apparently
  
• 23:50:36: @robots_ imagine the cost too!
  

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From Twitter 01-04-2011

• 00:29:55: I saw David Badiel in a badly fitting wetsuit once #lametofame
  
• 00:51:38: I once had a piss next to Thom Yorke #lametofame #true
  
• 19:04:19: I joined Twitter on the 11th of February 2009 (692 days ago). Find your age at http://www.twuration.com/
  
• 20:21:14: Why does it seem that none of the cunts die young?
  
• 20:40:06: fuck it * ʇı ʞɔnɟ
  
• 20:51:41: Fish murdering bastards #Five
  
• 22:31:03: @Tom_GSA you're probably right
  

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From Twitter 01-03-2011

• 11:24:27: Postlethwaite ... Rest In Pete
  
• 17:31:01: Ooops - a little bit of truth slipped out! http://j.mp/f8RyKS 'Congress exists to serve banks'
  
• 17:59:34: I want Asylum TV series released on DVD http://j.mp/eNP2s8 NOW
  
• 21:05:00: Mazzy Starfish #fishbands
  
• 22:35:40: @MattyG72 why aren't you in possession of the remote ? have you got manfluenza too?
  

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From Twitter 01-02-2011

• 01:18:13: RT @TechCrunch: California Bill Criminalizing Online Impersonations In Effect Starting Today http://tcrn.ch/etrfkq by @arrington
  
• 01:24:00: I am running a bit of a temperature here, if I start tweeting coherently then I may just be delirious or a wanker
  
• 09:19:59: Against all odds I survived the night. Good morning all
  
• 09:27:40: I suspect Chuck Berry has never credited Marty McFly for his music style and ultimately his succesful career
  
• 10:07:07: Are there any recorded cases of a body rejecting its brain? If not I think I might be a record breaker
  
• 12:34:24: RT @kinectaku: Features: Five Kinect Games to Move You in 2011: The sensor's future laid bare http://bit.ly/dKbjUu #kinect #xbox
  
• 18:52:22: this wikipedia article about Sarlacc does not mention whether or not they poo http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarlacc?wasRedirected=true
  
• 21:38:31: @MattyG72 what are you watching?
  

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