From Twitter 11-21-2009

• 01:03:43: I am quite drunk
  
• 01:04:51: @jonronson evening
  
• 01:08:24: still drunk. does drunkenness last long, I can't recall
  
• 01:14:12: get the Fucking jazz hands away from the piano
  #later
  
• 01:19:28: RT @SwarmedAx: @beatnikrow - I'm not making any
  #fact
  
• 01:22:57: RT @FilthyLurker: @NeoplasmSix It is Friday night and I'm glad it's not just me..... awesome
  
• 01:23:41: RT @FilthyLurker: @NeoplasmSix It is Friday night and I'm glad it's not just me. awesome
  
• 01:31:06: wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  
• 01:33:23: i'm not sure stella + mary jane is a good idea.. it's like some kind of weird physics experiment
  
• 01:36:31: i think bad rather than weird
  
• 01:40:12: defiteley the lattter
  
• 17:32:18: Cool ,Star Wars is on.. I've heard it's good :)
  
• 20:01:08: #starwars .. why doesn't Chewbacca get a medal at the end? That's discrimination surely!
  
• 20:49:18: #tvburp I thought Russ Abbott was dead
  
• 21:12:10: #xfactor - rubbish
  
• 21:14:54: #xfactor - cunty bollocks
  

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From Twitter 11-20-2009

• 00:04:02: @mrjimBob speaking of Carter gigs, are you ever planning doing any outside London? I saw the 30 something tour and it was awesome
  
• 00:06:33: @photosbymatt they'd have too much material, unfortunately we are living in a real life spitting image world right now
  
• 00:10:16: http://twitpic.com/q5mys - Heil Herman van Rompuy
  
• 00:40:41: @KlarkeKent its because they moved all of our industry overseas and reduced us to service industry nation
  
• 00:48:48: http://twitpic.com/q5sd7 - Cake or Death
  
• 10:21:58: Morning folks
  
• 10:22:56: Here is an interesting article on Climate Change - Revenge of the Climate Laymen - http://is.gd/4ZtAL
  
• 10:46:10: IPCC scientists hacked, emails leaked, damning - http://is.gd/4Zuhg (Files:http://is.gd/4ZudS) data confirmed as genuine http://is.gd/4ZufT
  
• 13:07:33: Goodbye Mr Whippy #icecreamfilms
  
• 15:00:53: Isn't Mandelson on his 3rd strike now? .. out out out out .. Rothschild lapdog gimp
  
• 15:05:10: @Glinner Don't forget the Rothschild connection - http://is.gd/4ZDdW #warontheweb #stopMandy
  
• 15:13:06: @photosbymatt Does Gin and poppers mix? could get messy
  
• 15:17:32: Instead of EU opposition being called Eurosceptics I propose that those for the EU be called Sovereignty Deniers
  
• 15:18:13: Furthermore I propose that Sovereignty Denial be categorised as a hate crime
  
• 15:20:05: On my PC in tweetdeck if i type "Furthermore" it highlights the word as a spelling mistake.. it suggests "dandelion" as an alternative #fail
  
• 15:23:33: RT Chave no more? @_3_: Chas 'n' Dave. Chave.
  
• 15:28:46: Is the nickname 'Big Bang' machine really a suitable name for a machine that could potentially rip a hole in the time space continuum?
  
• 15:30:58: @WhiteFlagDesign I suppose they can say "it does what it says on the tin"
  
• 15:34:56: Christmas Bleurgh
  
• 15:40:23: So, when the Internet goes down.. all chrome os netbooks become redundant .. awesome
  
• 15:41:57: @Glinner - there's this pricing picture - http://yfrog.com/au1mqj
  
• 15:59:20: Unconfirmed reports of large numbers of deaths from vaccine in the Ukraine - http://is.gd/4ZFkK
  
• 17:05:33: @serafinowicz I vote #jokeggs
  
• 20:20:38: @photosbymatt dead
  
• 20:29:00: Hackers target leading climate research unit - http://tinyurl.com/yk4tmt3
  

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From Twitter 11-19-2009

• 10:08:29: This really says it all !!! - Palin says Glenn Beck ‘clever,’ won’t rule out Palin-Beck ticket - http://bit.ly/3dlp7F
  
• 10:29:24: Cake or Death? - http://twitpic.com/q34kw
  
• 11:03:19: Santander Cards suck big donkeys balls
  
• 11:48:14: Skate may be fished to extinction - http://bit.ly/4okmlE - I think it's time for vegetarians to stop eating meat
  
• 11:52:29: Having watched 2012 last night I would like to offer a review: Special Effects 8/10, Plot 0/10, acting 3/10 , holds interest 8/10
  
• 11:53:13: I think disaster movies have been done to death
  
• 11:58:49: @caitlinmoran Everybody appears to be ignoring the alarm, like in the real world
  
• 13:27:51: Remember this: Electricity to power 'smart grid' http://is.gd/4YIUB & Age of Cyber Warfare is 'Dawning' http://is.gd/4YIW8
  
• 13:30:38: Then there was this from last year:"Experts hack power grid in no time" http://is.gd/4YJ4H
  
• 13:34:12: One of the next defining events in our history - "e-terror" involving the Smart Grid. Major blackouts may occur and the...
  
• 13:35:08: .. Internet will go into lockdown then Mr Jay Rockefeller will have his wish granted
  
• 13:35:28: </rant over>
  
• 13:40:45: Arkansas Police officer uses Taser on 10-year-old - http://is.gd/4YJuV :-(
  
• 13:45:30: RT @pearsonmark: Apparently "e-terror" is the next big international threat. I'd have thought only people in Lancashire would be worried.
  
• 13:53:03: @Deanoandrews Ronnie Corbett?
  
• 15:53:03: TR @_3_: Do not retweet this.
  
• 16:05:31: Today received a Nigerian scam email masquerading as a Fraud Investigation - see the email here http://is.gd/4YPab
  
• 17:10:20: is it just me or does anyone else want to smash Mandelson in the mouth whenever they see a picture of that cunt
  
• 17:13:23: **Google Ads win**: http://is.gd/4YSgs - advert at the bottom of this Guardian article http://is.gd/4YSfH
  
• 18:42:37: Kasabian tonight
  
• 19:30:32: @RufusHound a refreshing change to see a celeb is prepared to see through the left/right paradigm..bravo
  
• 20:42:43: At Kasabian gig and my exhaust just started blowing.. mixed emotions
  
• 21:19:47: @photosbymatt potential? Id say actual
  
• 21:34:50: A lot of people are wearing t shirts with steward on them, never heard of that band!
  
• 23:54:41: @photosbymatt Mandelson is already Nathan Rothschilds gimp ;-)
  

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From Twitter 11-18-2009

• 09:27:04: Aaaargh the damn beeping has started again
  
• 11:53:40: I am currently vibrating at a frequency of 570 trillion hertz .. it tingles a bit
  
• 13:41:11: help .. need to know where I can get a pre-pay Swiss 3G sim card from - for mobile Internet in Switzerland #help
  
• 17:24:56: The Government is full of cunts.
  
• 17:47:20: @pearsonmark I think the weather may have been good that year !!
  
• 20:31:20: @andy_lamb Tried it yesterday .. only problem is opening links
  
• 20:34:29: Dear microsoft, now twitter and facebook are on xboxlive.. how about a full web experience eh? or youtube at the very least
  
• 20:39:02: - 404 -
  
• 20:40:24: i'm currently laminating .. how many of you can say that ?
  
• 20:47:19: @littlespy it is indeed .. i'm lucky enough to be doing A3!!
  
• 21:33:21: #countryfilms - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan
  
• 21:34:14: Iranspotting - #countryfilms
  
• 21:35:30: The Hand that Iraq's The Cradle - #countryfilms
  
• 23:32:19: 2012 is an absurd rollercoaster of cgi .. a spoof of itself..
  

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From Twitter 11-17-2009

• 00:49:32: @serafinowicz #jokeggs Cottonroll
  
• 11:41:10: @SIMpixels Could it be that most writers have a lot of spare time on their hands? oh and morning by the way :)
  
• 11:51:44: Blue sky and sunny today folks .. or in other words bad weather is heading this way
  
• 12:33:46: 5 Days without broadband after notifying BT .. BT truly are a shower of shite #fact
  
• 12:38:07: http://twitpic.com/puwc7 courtesy of Something Awful http://bit.ly/4dzs8t
  
• 13:03:12: RT @theeppilepsyguy: NOVEMBER IS EPILEPSY AWARENESS MONTH,LEARN ABOUT IT ,READ ABT TALK ABT IT MAKE EPILEPSY A BAD MEMORY! <PLZ RT
  
• 13:47:26: @watsoncomedian http://bit.ly/4j8uN1
  
• 14:10:10: Its still fucking sunny, I'm thinking of taking a photo of the blue sky as proof, people will think it's a photoshop though
  
• 14:11:01: I'm thinking of paying for WHITE TEETH so fuck you all
  
• 15:02:32: UK mobile phone data 'was sold' http://bit.ly/k1WTv - presumably this is 3 UK
  
• 15:07:23: @Dervheid 4 weeks !.. did you get a refund for the month of missing service?
  
• 15:11:42: @BTCare An Engineer is attempting to fix it today .. the problem was reported last Thursday.. it's the overall lack of urgency that grates
  
• 15:12:22: RT Still sunny here @iamamro: Dark clouds above.
  
• 19:02:17: @scampi_jobson Im going to get you
  
• 19:07:03: I have a mini-migraine
  
• 19:18:54: @Dervheid That sucks.. after our messages earlier I received a tweet from BT!
  
• 20:14:38: The 12 Days Of Global Warming AL GORE http://tinyurl.com/yg74fo9
  
• 21:35:15: RT @pearsonmark: What "Retweet" thing? Where's the button? Anyone?
  

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From Twitter 11-16-2009

• 10:24:13: @worldsprophecy Council on Foreign Relations surely?
  
• 12:45:42: Fucking Hell the sun is out
  
• 18:07:45: @Woodseaves Rather you than me.. I prefer to hate London from a distance
  
• 18:11:27: @Woodseaves I can't blame you one bit .. I would too
  
• 19:42:56: Snoop Goddy God #religiousrappers
  
• 19:45:25: Disposable Heroes of Hip(papal)acy #religiousrappers
  

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