From Twitter 04-24-2010

• 14:12:32: #GE10 decides whether we take the same, the deceitful or the pretty route to a centralised EU government.#thereISaidIt
  
• 14:13:23: Afternoon Unclefuckers
  
• 20:05:53: Ohfybxfhjbfhj #bgt
  
• 20:07:43: Why? #bgt
  
• 20:10:26: I'm struggling to put any of this into words #bgt
  
• 20:20:58: :S #bgt cowell is a dog fucker
  
• 20:24:01: That dog wasn't playing ball #bgt
  
• 20:25:42: Cowell just can't let Wonder Dog go, can he ? #bgt
  
• 20:29:33: The Arrangement needs to shed one member #bgt
  
• 20:38:29: That Apple miller rice looks like frogspawn
  
• 20:39:17: Fucking predictive text
  
• 20:41:01: Wrong #bgt
  
• 20:43:28: Lissssthp #bgt
  
• 20:48:06: Story, please tell us more Piers #bgt
  
• 20:50:15: Jamie Oliver loves a bit of sausage #fact
  
• 20:56:10: Considering he has Clive Sinclair and Pauline Fowler as parents he's not done too bad #bgt
  
• 21:21:38: One of our cats is playing with quite a large spider, when I say playing I mean eating
  
• 21:32:31: We are going to see MGMT in September ... Raaaaa
  

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From Twitter 04-23-2010

• 09:03:01: @jackdavidburton if it looks like a cunt and talks like one, it probably is one
  
• 09:05:34: I nominate Hitler to be the patron saint of the EU ..
  
• 09:22:11: #FEAR #FEAR #FEAR This years Swine Flu ''Deadly Airborne Fungus" - http://bit.ly/dhGA2J ..
  
• 09:28:40: After last night I hope everyone remembers when they hear any news other than sport/entertainment that THEY LIE THEY LIE THEY LIE
  
• 09:31:28: Fuck it ... we're doooooooooooooooomed
  
• 09:37:33: He everyone without a job .. good news the economy has grown
  
• 09:38:46: that should have been 'hey'
  
• 13:10:14: @remittancegirl Thanks for the #FF most appreciated as always
  
• 13:10:24: <Rant>
  
• 13:10:56: I shall not be voting for any fucking party that want to push us further into the EU
  
• 13:11:05: </Rant>
  
• 13:11:20: Afternoon chaps
  
• 13:14:17: @dazzw Try and shoehorn a hackintosh distribution onto it, if you carefully don't follow the instructions you can fuck it up good 'n proper
  
• 13:19:26: Is this election really going to come down to who is the lesser cunt?
  
• 13:43:53: Does Bernie Clifton still ride that Ostrich round the Marathon course? That Ostrich must be getting on a bit by now!
  
• 13:50:28: @RyanCHutchings It doesn't even look real though http://twitpic.com/1hqua6 that bloke on it's back is clearly an old pantomime prop.
  
• 14:13:39: St George vs Earth .. is this what it has come down to? for once I vote for St George
  
• 14:13:53: The foreign fucker
  
• 14:14:06: that lost 2 followers
  
• 14:16:46: @EatMyHalo is this something else he has done? or something else entirely? or not?
  
• 14:20:18: @EatMyHalo it goes nicely with his pre-emptive throttling of someone. He's a privileged chav and good at footie IMO *puts tin hat on*
  
• 14:23:57: @EatMyHalo if they'd have locked him up, like they would of for any normal person then he wouldn't be in this mess ...hmmm
  
• 14:25:59: Work!!
  
• 20:04:31: ♥ Saturn 5 by Inspiral Carpets #lastfm: http://bit.ly/14WD5
  
• 21:03:41: Rich boy - http://tinyurl.com/2agy4wv
  
• 21:40:28: @Jayman888 good luck for tomorrow
  
• 22:15:05: @Jayman888 oops
  
• 22:18:08: @SIMpixels @Woodseaves thanks for the #FF ... most appreciated
  
• 23:49:40: Bitte sweet symphony #GermanSongs
  

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From Twitter 04-22-2010

• 08:17:55: Operation Mockingbird .. Google it.. this IMO explains the press of the so called 1st world countries
  
• 09:09:18: How can a volcano be an act of god? .. for a company to use this as an excuse,surely they would have to prove the existence of god
  
• 09:28:25: In 2025 Nick Clegg will use a time machine to travel back to 1925 and be instrumental in setting up IG Farben #nickcleggfacts
  
• 09:34:43: On April 19, 2011 Nick Clegg will switch skynet on, 2 days later will be known as judgement day #nickcleggfacts
  
• 09:47:40: In 2025 Nick Clegg will use a time machine to travel back to 1925 and be instrumental in setting up IG Farben #nickcleggsfault
  
• 09:48:22: On April 19, 2011 Nick Clegg will switch skynet on, 2 days later will be known as judgement day #nickcleggsfault
  
• 09:48:49: sorry for effectively retweeting myself .. i used the wrong hash tag
  
• 09:50:15: Pentagon backtracks: Iran attack not ‘off the table’ - http://j.mp/9PDqlr
  
• 10:01:15: Bono #nickcleggsfault
  
• 10:06:26: http://twitpic.com/1hgytg
  
• 10:15:14: Abu Omar al-Baghdadi didn't exist http://bit.ly/9z0NAs but he died in 2007 http://bit.ly/aOjgSN and in 2010 http://bit.ly/bYV838
  
• 10:19:09: With the new Age Ratings set to be implemented on the web http://bit.ly/c4DvCi perhaps we will get to see some porn
  
• 10:31:13: In 1981 after a show trial/surgery Mark David Chapman was assigned a new identity, he now goes by the name 'Nick Clegg' #nickcleggsfault
  
• 10:54:07: The assassination of Franz Ferdinand and the perceived catalyst for World War 1 #nickcleggsfault
  
• 11:01:13: You can't blame US Military for the shocking scenes in Colateral Murder it's quite clearly #nickcleggsfault
  
• 11:35:19: Video didn't kill the Radio Star, Nick Clegg did #nickcleggsfault
  
• 11:38:37: I shot the Sherrif, but it was Nick Clegg that actually shot the deputy #nickcleggsfault
  
• 11:46:08: How can Open Web and ACTA exist at the same time
  
• 11:51:15: Is it possible to copyright yourself? If so could the DEBill be used to prevent CCTV images of yourself being stored?
  
• 12:10:01: State Child Stealing and Abuse of Anti-Terror laws http://youtu.be/_iJ0F9YIn0k
  
• 12:33:38: The Procurement of Footwear .. a decision making process - http://twitpic.com/1hhm0g
  
• 12:46:01: Indiana Jones and the Last House of Wax on My Left Foot #portmanteaufilms
  
• 15:54:08: @EatMyHalo Footie on the TV(sound down) and watch leaders debate on Laptop (or whatever) on http://www.tvcatchup.com/ or vica versa
  
• 15:58:30: @EatMyHalo It's what I do .. however I don't think I could ever watch a 'leader' debate without destroying my TV
  
• 16:11:06: @jackdavidburton Just remember what Kevin Costner said .. If you build it, they will come
  
• 16:30:52: AP BREAKING NEWS : "We are all fucked"
  
• 19:13:42: A leader will not be elected if they aren't in the 'club' .. all roads lead to Rome #aEuphemism
  
• 19:49:44: RT @realnickgriffin: making my way to the UKTV Gold studios for tonights' big debate. i'm going head-to-head against John McCririck and ...
  
• 21:56:00: Lance is a bit of a cunt #outnumbered
  
• 22:01:48: Fantastic #outnumbered ... that is all
  
• 22:40:27: Is the free ringtone that you get with Dr Pepper waterproof?
  
• 22:43:39: RT @djlazarides: Wonder why the YouGov result is different to the others? Check this out http://twitpic.com/1hlfk5
  
• 22:59:50: #Cleggstacy
  
• 23:05:54: @RyanCHutchings it was your fault!
  
• 23:08:41: It's a shame none of the 3 main parties are offering an EU backout strategy..for me that says it all
  
• 23:11:10: I have just squirted brown sauce all down my trouser leg.
  

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From Twitter 04-21-2010

• 03:53:06: I am awake, it is 3:52 am
  This sucks
  
• 09:22:17: Henry Kissinger horoscope -http://j.mp/9GBVOt << Probably the funniest thing I've read in a long time #genocidist
  
• 09:35:55: I barely slept last night .. today is going to be one long mother fucker
  
• 09:55:19: I am not the crucifixion #reversesongs
  
• 10:23:01: ♥ This Boy's In Love by The Presets #lastfm: http://bit.ly/3fKimc amazon: http://bit.ly/4y8B2
  
• 10:33:12: First of the anonymous, local monogamists #reversesongs
  
• 10:43:28: LastFM is like the wikipedia of music but good
  
• 12:39:23: "BBC News - Will Christians swing the 2010 UK election?" http://j.mp/9ToEBE << IS THIS FOR REAL??
  
• 13:58:49: RT @MikeSynonymous: Official #Google Blog: Greater transparency around #government: http://digg.com/d31OyzK?t What are they #Censoring # ...
  
• 14:02:47: @Neurosceptic Are you suggesting it wasn't a lone egg man
  
• 14:07:31: RT @Neurosceptic: @NeoplasmSix I think a petrochemical company is behind this egg attack on David Cameron. My conspiracy theory implicat ...
  
• 14:14:19: @andy_lamb I did once it was a right royal pain in the arse, running back and forth. I think there are some ports you have to open!
  
• 14:21:33: @andy_lamb can you stream without using the media center part i.e sharing from Windows Media Player or Zune software?
  
• 14:27:11: @andy_lamb Ahhh .. have you got wifi set on B/G compatibility not N or Pre-N ??
  
• 14:37:02: @andy_lamb I remember I couldn't get mine working unless it was B/G only.. however they do have N spec Xbox adapters now. who knows!
  
• 14:38:15: @andy_lamb have you tried hard wiring one part of the connection .. say laptop to router .. out of ideas!
  
• 14:42:45: @andy_lamb I blame microsoft http://twitpic.com/1ha5kp
  
• 14:45:11: @andy_lamb I remember being really frustrated with it but it did work eventually (Vista) not tried any other windows flavours
  
• 14:50:20: Gratuitous cock picture http://twitpic.com/1ha789
  
• 14:52:40: @EatMyHalo what do you mean, it's a lovely big un
  
• 14:55:57: @EatMyHalo Apologies in that case .. I shall probably be know as the boy who cried 'cock'
  
• 14:56:12: @SarahMillican75 13
  
• 14:58:16: @EatMyHalo noted...
  
• 15:00:17: @jackdavidburton if it was a gay cock, it would probably be in the nation curriculum already, but as it stands I'd have to agree with you.
  
• 15:05:55: Anyone who had an arse #songsthatreplaceheartwitharse
  
• 15:07:01: Burning Arse - Rocky IV soundtrack #songsthatreplaceheartwitharse
  
• 15:08:39: Groove is in the Arse #songsthatreplaceheartwitharse
  
• 16:42:23: Citigroup says only ‘United States of Europe' will save euro - http://j.mp/aQPoeL << here we go chaps
  
• 22:29:17: Rooney, Rooney, Rooney #footballtunes
  
• 22:35:05: I fought Ablongahor and Ablongahor won #footballtunes
  
• 22:39:59: Super massive black Cole #footballtunes
  
• 22:47:13: @EatMyHalo he's out with Bono tonight
  
• 22:51:03: @EatMyHalo I have no opinion of Ryan although I understand he'd be in good company with that cunt
  
• 22:54:07: Watching a program about volcanoes, a bit out of the blue that one, but that's the way I roll
  
• 22:59:22: You can Bowyer own way #footballtunes
  
• 23:02:59: Heading up to bed now
  
• 23:17:55: N N N Gog by Hansen #footballtunes
  

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From Twitter 04-20-2010

• 08:35:24: I have some kind of bug that is making me nauseous, or perhaps I'm pregnant
  
• 10:11:36: Health insurance companies invest billions in fast food chains - http://j.mp/anvao8
  
• 11:11:42: @KlarkeKent Avatars come to life when you sleep, you must have left your computer on
  
• 11:50:01: @joskinner Potential terrorists is what they are! http://twitpic.com/1h0opw if you believe everything thats written
  
• 13:58:43: It'd be fantastic if EVERYONE voted for a fringe party at the General Election to totally fuck up the Westminster Power Structure
  
• 14:29:12: I think it's a tad insensitive with the economic crisis for Barry to be playing so much golf http://twitpic.com/1h1lxw
  
• 16:50:24: Robonaut2, the Next Generation Dexterous Robot - http://j.mp/c4TWRu
  
• 19:04:17: I feel like a bag of knackers, yes a bag!
  
• 22:29:55: I never knew Freddie Flintoff was in Plan B #later
  

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From Twitter 04-19-2010

• 00:02:08: RT @almightygod: The people who wrote the Bible were just as dedicated to truth as Fox News.
  
• 09:33:44: Morning friends
  
• 09:35:59: Dear American friends beware of criticizing govt A report on anti-govt sentiment - PDF document 100KB download http://bit.ly/9J4q4F
  
• 09:37:14: @remittancegirl Greetings .. I'm not so sure it looks good on me ... I may go for a beehive or something equally as ludicrous
  
• 09:49:58: I have a claims person contacting me to come round and take a look at my dead macbook. Some people are so morbid
  
• 10:13:46: RT @JamesDelingpole: Let's ground all passenger aircraft forever. On the Precautionary Principle. http://is.gd/bz3Ax
  
• 11:08:40: "Now we know the truth. The financial meltdown wasn't a mistake – it was a con | Will Hutton | Business | The Observer" http://j.mp/cMBHWN
  
• 11:27:03: "Bank: Merrill Committed Same Fraud as SEC Claims Goldman Did - WSJ.com" http://j.mp/bTvZj0
  
• 12:21:50: Pizza Gabriel #80spopfood
  
• 14:15:39: @robinbogg Just looked at her stream .. what a twat that woman is .. 'Iran is an aggressor' .. pot/kettle/black springs to mind
  
• 14:19:01: @robinbogg it just shows we either have blatant liars or retards in potential positions of power #nooffencemeanttoretards
  
• 15:07:26: HubbleSite - Meaning of Color - http://j.mp/dwkxWP << Interesting NASA colorizing their photos
  
• 15:59:05: NPR and CNN worry that Global Warming may have caused Iceland's Volcano!!! - http://j.mp/cQreUO << LOL
  
• 18:12:20: Deadbook http://twitpic.com/1gurg3
  
• 19:11:08: I want free stuff NOW .. no strings attached
  
• 19:13:26: No puppets
  
• 20:36:45: The twist at the end of Lost is renewal for another season #spoiler
  
• 23:38:13: @Neurosceptic I got hooked in, but only stuck with it because the end is in sight
  

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From Twitter 04-18-2010

• 13:06:39: He's so slow at eating his dinner, I'm not convinced he's my son http://twitpic.com/1gjxky
  
• 19:34:33: RIP my MacBook. Fell to it's death 18.4.10. Fond memories 
  
• 19:44:18: @iamamro nothing important thankfully. Mr insurance man will be getting a call tomorrow morning. It's the hassle of reinstalling stuff!
  
• 19:49:09: @iamamro indeed, this part pleases me
  

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