From Twitter 09-05-2009

• 01:16:07: @KlarkeKent couldn't agree more - one year of Uni was enough for me! What subject are you studying either side of the gap by the way?
  
• 01:20:01: @Glinner robin williams in dead poets society?
  
• 01:23:30: @KlarkeKent i guess you'll find out when you go back, crazy year eh?
  
• 01:24:51: @Glinner the Emperor to Darth Vader
  
• 01:43:22: Nuns with guns http://yfrog.com/0warfmj
  
• 01:56:39: Dear people of the internet, just in case you weren't aware cats dressed and placed in poses with subtitles are not fucking funny #fact
  
• 01:59:49: Dear retweet bots - fuck off
  
• 02:02:35: Listening to photek - forms and functions vol 2 - i think! Cracking stuff
  
• 02:04:34: The preparation H appears to be working
  
• 02:07:52: @Jason_Manford watched Push last week, twas pretty decent
  
• 16:25:55: Fucking hell (excuse my french) - In the US you will soon be able to pay for privilege of being constantly tracked http://bit.ly/wIYUh
  
• 23:30:35: RT al likes this @SwarmedAx @KlarkeKent don't start me on facebook rant again
  

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From Twitter 09-04-2009

• 10:13:14: @BinaryDad when the office paperclip assistant is your supervisor, its probably time to go home
  
• 11:22:47: @BinaryDad Ahh, was referring to the paperclip 'i can see you are trying to write a letter, would you like some help?' MS thingy!
  
• 22:40:50: @KlarkeKent Thanks for the #ff - KK is on a gap year, the gap is a place between reality & hogwarts, he believes TV is a portal to reality
  

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From Twitter 09-03-2009

• 00:54:41: Just had a browse of "featured tweeters" -what a boring bunch of twats - no offence intended..
  
• 01:12:33: Our little'un @scampi_jobson has been sick tonight - lunch time baked beans matted in his hair - yuck
  
• 04:13:26: More vomit courtesy of @scampi_jobson 
  
• 04:16:41: Can i get in trouble for attempted sleep?
  
• 06:09:32: Having had precisely no fucking sleep, its fairly obvious that today is going to be one big fuck off disaster all around
  
• 06:13:33: @swear_bot fuck off
  
• 06:23:40: Knobhead Darling tells G20 to keep - http://bit.ly/1t0ebg - sounds a top idea you wanker, best think for someone bankrupt to do is spend !
  
• 06:27:04: More CIA crimes - http://bit.ly/R6AQT
  
• 06:35:38: I'm so tired, my brain isn't functioning properly - I wonder if there any jobs going for MPs ?
  
• 12:01:05: @Oobermann couldnt have said it better myself
  
• 12:03:16: @andy_lamb that sounds like a bit of pain heading your way , oops
  
• 20:34:05: @pearsonmark Of course not, its less than 4 months away, its what Jesus would have wanted
  
• 20:47:45: @this_side Show off!
  
• 20:53:18: @this_side choccy sorbet, that sounds awesome... I think your followers need to test your wares to authenticate your claims ;-)
  

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From Twitter 09-02-2009

• 10:12:42: Feeling quite underwhelmed today
  
• 10:50:07: @andy_lamb That must be it! I can't complain mind I had 5 days of Sun in Cornwall this year - can any of my followers beat that ?
  
• 12:32:49: I want to take my son #snowboarding in the midlands age 6 - most places have min age 8 - he has been on proper snow - HELP
  
• 15:55:55: * "First!" http://www.neoplasmsix.co.uk/messages/messages.html
  
• 16:24:36: @gcn1 Absolutely, couldn't agree more.. this will get worse if we the people let them get away with it.. down with... http://post.ly/3jTt
  
• 17:11:01: * "Test Twitter Post from J S Kit" http://www.neoplasmsix.co.uk/messages/messages.html
  
• 20:52:34: Jail threat for donkey bloggers - http://bit.ly/vukfj - #WTF
  

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From Twitter 09-01-2009

• 00:45:22: @SwarmedAx thats one of the evils of alcohol!
  
• 00:50:34: Spent another couple of hrs tagging photos in iphoto, this is the first ocd compulsion ive ever had. I must be a late developer!
  
• 10:04:16: Forgot to bring specs to work - epic #fail
  
• 10:43:03: @BinaryDad I believe the price of petrol is too high, however, if all bad drivers were removed then the roads would be less crowded
  
• 10:45:41: @KlarkeKent Mandelson also met one of the Rothschild clan on his yacht then mysteriously his £750k mortgage was paid off - the elitist cunt
  
• 11:01:56: @BinaryDad ha ha...I just think taxation as a method of prevention is a very bad thing..good public transport would be a good start
  
• 11:03:30: I think bad drivers generally know that they aren't good drivers - I know when I first started many moons ago that I wasn't very good
  
• 11:13:05: @BinaryDad Couldn't agree more, not sure where the train drivers would sleep..there's always the shed I suppose, they could bunk up
  
• 13:46:01: Someone has broken our internet!
  
• 14:59:21: @deanoandrews http://twitpic.com/g32dd - awesome..
  
• 16:23:05: @SwarmedAx Bwahhhh - chicken
  
• 18:55:50: fucking oops, bollocks n all that
  
• 21:08:24: I have eaten too much today #fact
  
• 22:44:08: 10 minute twit lag?
  

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From Twitter 08-31-2009

• 10:02:54: That was a cracking sleep, coffee time me thinks
  
• 10:48:33: #exoticsupermarkets - la pazda
  

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From Twitter 08-30-2009

• 01:20:27: I supported Aston Villa FC for the #Premiership! Support too http://bit.ly/U6zSu
  
• 17:18:15: At a BBQ @swarmedax fetched me a kebab, turns out it wasnt cooked, just sun tanned, my mouth now feels manky as fuck...
  
• 21:07:03: Updating my iphoto library today, spent a couple of hours tagging the face recognition thingy, loads to go!! 7 gig of photos !!!
  
• 21:11:18: watching a period drama, so far no blood or mood swings
  
• 21:13:06: its about Jane Austen, great grandmother of the bionic man..Steve
  
• 21:24:22: I like the way you work it...no diggity
  

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