From Twitter 08-15-2009

• 17:57:09: @swarmedax test
  

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From Twitter 08-14-2009

• 13:15:45: Aloha Friday people
  
• 13:17:11: UK News (The Telegraph) Robot 'suicide bombers' fear - http://tr.im/wop1
  
• 13:50:11: Has anyone with missing tweets reported the problem to the police, if you're an Ex-Pat report it to your Embassy - http://tr.im/wouV
  
• 13:54:25: Has anybody noticed if this NHS shit that is filling the papers is a convenient smokescreen for real news?
  
• 13:56:44: Ahhh - Government to loan Airbus £340m of Taxpayers Money - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8201222.stm
  
• 14:34:35: @Glinner #welovetheNHS - Boycott all mainstream media - they are all cockroaches anyhow
  
• 14:56:31: Rather simplistic today, sorry peeps #followfriday @neurosceptic @andy_lamb @klarkekent @an_irish_brit @JFoundation @DzHimbo - good people!
  
• 14:58:21: #followfriday @swaremedax @scampi_jobson @iiamadamski @thewales @beatnikrow @mattyg72
  
• 15:14:35: Australia Beware - Warrantless Property Searches may be heading your way - http://www.youtube.com/v/bhfbVTX1onY
  
• 15:24:04: @BinaryDad http://tr.im/woPP - Apparently you can only deactivate your FB account - have to contact FB direct to delete it! Bastardos !!
  
• 16:03:10: @BinaryDad No probs - I'm seriously considering doing the same!
  
• 18:40:40: @KlarkeKent Nah...let them find out the hard way!
  
• 18:44:49: RT @pearsonmark I'm frightfully busy at the moment. Can someone tweet 'Bollocks' for me? I think we've got it covered!
  

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From Twitter 08-13-2009

• 13:31:54: I suspect this is why we have had no MP Expense prosecutions - http://tr.im/wkfA #corruption
  
• 13:35:22: RT Bribery may prove to be more fortuitous @calvinharris: is it possible to SCARE a fly out the window without actually hitting it?
  
• 13:41:05: Here's a bizarre website if you've got a few minutes to literally "waste" - The Moonwalker Prophecy - http://tr.im/wkhl
  
• 13:46:39: @An_Irish_Brit @calvinharris absolutely - you can't just ask a fly to leave, you have to offer it incentive - Dog Shit or Jam !?!
  
• 16:13:26: FuNnY pIc - http://twitpic.com/dqe0h
  
• 16:14:38: FuNnY pIc 2 - http://twitpic.com/dqe57
  
• 16:35:40: RT- TAR & FEATHER THEM ALL @KlarkeKent: Who's a naughty boy then!? http://bit.ly/AhNEC
  
• 16:48:02: BBC News website really is bollocks - The Have Your Say pages particularly, they only allow commenting on non-controversial topics - CUNTS
  
• 17:13:01: "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer" #quote - Henry Kissinger Oct. 28, 1973
  
• 17:18:26: "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac,” and “The elderly are useless eaters" - Henry Kissinger - 1973 -(now aged 86) #quote
  
• 18:40:33: #BBCNEWSFAIL - http://twitpic.com/dqwgp
  
• 19:10:48: http://tinyurl.com/kng6ws The Vaccines are made by Baxter - they have a shady past and present - google them
  
• 19:12:55: heres a clue!
  
• 19:13:52: http://bit.ly/3uyrT
  here is the clue
  

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From Twitter 08-12-2009

• 09:33:56: Lost in translation, a joke for the morning... - http://tr.im/wfEs
  
• 11:41:30: Carcraft are wankers
  
• 11:45:05: Gordon Brown well done on achieving this - http://tr.im/wfVV - highest unemployment since 1995 - good work you one eyed EU/UN Lapdog TWAT
  
• 13:17:43: Oh For Fuck Sake - http://tr.im/wgbC - Israel is in the grips of mermaid fever after numerous sightings
  
• 13:20:14: The #NHS is a fantastic idea poorly executed and managed by twats
  
• 13:31:20: Buggering migraine
  
• 13:33:40: I Think everyone is losing sight of the fact that we taxpayers fund the NHS #welovetheNHS - it's not fucking free
  
• 14:27:22: is today on a go slow? I keep imagining Microsoft egg timers whenever I look up
  
• 14:36:23: RT <AWESOME!! > @mexicanpony: An NHS doctor tried to convince my mum to abort me #welovetheNHS
  
• 14:44:03: @andy_lamb Have Feline Worms crossed over to Humans? Don't let WHO know, they will have a vaccine ready for it by yesterday!
  
• 15:13:28: Could do better! @neoplasmsix swears like an Enthusiastic Porn Star. Ranked: 47,296th worldwide. - http://cursebird.com/neoplasmsix
  
• 15:20:20: @nsfw4me Perhaps they shouldn't be on Twitter at work ;-)
  
• 15:57:16: Oh FFS what are twibbons? and why oh why oh why make an NHS one...c'mon people get a grip the NHS is just a health service that we all fund.
  
• 16:01:04: Global "Media Flu" Pandemic Worsens - http://tr.im/wgKa
  
• 16:36:22: Do a twitter search on "NHS" - People still think its free!!!!
  
• 16:41:14: Quite a sickening love-in today.... lets do firearm laws tomorrow
  
• 17:23:05: Two convicted for refusal to decrypt data - http://tr.im/wh3t :-(
  

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From Twitter 08-11-2009

• 09:26:02: Fired by New York Times For Criticizing Obama - http://tr.im/wbXI - No surprise here at all
  
• 09:29:08: http://twitpic.com/dhjie
  
• 10:34:02: Its good to be back at work after 2 weeks holiday, It really is....What, not convincing? ho hum
  
• 14:16:07: Why does everyone appear to confuse Fascism with Racism?
  
• 14:55:52: RT <THANKS> @_3_: @NeoplasmSix Racism Fascist!
  
• 16:08:52: Customer probe: Blair bank targeted in £8.5bn FSA probe - http://tr.im/wcM2 - More criminal activities to Add to War Crimes?
  
• 16:16:18: No word from the garage yet, no news is good news, right?
  
• 16:31:52: BS Food Shortage Propaganda courtesy of the Times - http://tr.im/wcP9 - 70% of UK food comes from UK - Globalisation is the problem
  
• 17:07:57: BBC News - Ideas sought for open government - http://tr.im/wcVd - REINSTALL A NEW UNCORRUPTED COPY OF GOVERNMENT 2009
  
• 22:34:43: RT Are you some kind of Sicko ? ;-)@KlarkeKent Is it only me who is finding this constant dwelling on the Baby P case kinda nauseous?
  

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From Twitter 08-10-2009

• 10:27:00: Bought a car from Carcraft 2.5 years ago (don't laugh) - Clutch has gone - only 36,000 miles on the clock, I have a NAC Guarantee too..cont
  
• 10:27:52: What are the chances that they try to wriggle out of honoring the guarantee saying its normal wear and tear??
  
• 13:55:59: Finally someone with sense - http://tr.im/w9om - It's about climate change
  
• 14:55:21: Probably been done - but this an awesome Facebook fail - http://twitpic.com/de2v7
  
• 20:26:58: http://twitpic.com/df50k -
  

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