From Twitter 03-12-2011

• 00:08:36: #sponsoredmovies MeMentos
  
• 18:22:30: @BinaryDad was it tasteless or just shit?
  
• 18:27:18: @BinaryDad Damn you and your secrecy! there is a lot if cringeworthy stuff on there though
  

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From Twitter 03-11-2011

• 19:40:41: I will be mostly eating mixed kebab meat doner kebab and chips.... I thankyou
  
• 20:31:37: Dont you just hate it when you roll the rizzla the wrong way and can't be arsed to reroll?
  
• 20:40:02: RT @Alan_Machnik: I like the fact that Stephen King's Carrie spans two genres: It's a Horror and a period drama.
  
• 20:56:47: Jake, this makes no sense, well done! RT @scampi_jobson: Minecraftier http://post.ly/1ja2L
  
• 21:34:27: Stuck in the middle with Stu #stusongs
  
• 23:10:45: @MattyG72 it was proper good, I liked the tikka part best, probably
  

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From Twitter 03-10-2011

• 10:16:55: BBC Breaking News: Home wi-fi '30% slower' than fixed broadband - http://su.pr/1UtdXD ... A part of our license fee pays for this shit!
  
• 10:50:46: This is a great flash animation: Animator vs Animation http://su.pr/2FLXv8
  
• 10:53:59: Meet Maurice Tillet, the real world Shrek! http://su.pr/2c9FZx
  
• 10:54:20: Morning all
  
• 15:37:52: Imposing a No Fly Zone, is effectively declaring war ... isn't it?
  
• 15:42:30: @andy_lamb I don't have airbases either, just a submarine .. moored at Tintagel, it's protected by Merlin
  
• 15:48:56: @andy_lamb schhh ... thats the secret password to be let on board ... hmmm I may have to rethink my security arrangements
  
• 15:49:56: It's Their War, Not Ours http://su.pr/1sPZ0H << good article
  
• 16:12:29: ghcMNBJNKjvh m #DyslexicBands
  
• 17:07:26: I nearly pissed myself when I saw this photoshop http://twitpic.com/4861bq
  
• 20:31:00: @Alan_Machnik there's definitely no point in crying
  

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From Twitter 03-09-2011

• 09:35:39: Apparently there is a notorious bum driller on the loose http://yfrog.com/h72y3wdj
  
• 09:35:46: morning folks
  
• 10:23:23: Prince William looks more and more like the inbred toff that he is as every day passes
  
• 12:00:03: LOL http://twitpic.com/47r7so
  
• 13:14:27: This is good: Super Fast Spray Paint Artist http://su.pr/4RGccn
  
• 13:27:45: @fowget I used to like tweetdeck, it was in beta at the time #Android
  
• 14:35:15: Moon to look bigger next weekend during 'lunar perigee' - Telegraph - http://bit.ly/gqwunr
  
• 14:37:28: RT @jackseale: Yes. This. http://www.yourenotajedi.com/
  
• 15:20:17: I'm beginning to see a pattern of people believing what they read and see on TV #naivefools
  
• 15:21:54: Are there any bots out there offering a free Owle Bubo for the iPhone 4?
  
• 15:26:38: My iGoogle Weather Gadget shows a daily high of 8 degrees, current temp 9 degrees http://twitpic.com/47t0ap #facepalm
  
• 15:57:18: Lockerbie Diary: Gadhaffi, Fall Guy for CIA Drug Running http://su.pr/17yVET << interesting read
  
• 16:15:45: List of inventors killed by their own inventions - http://su.pr/8avTk8
  
• 16:22:32: Albert Einstein was once offered the Presidency of Israel. He declined saying he had no head for problems #truedat
  
• 17:50:53: I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) http://su.pr/7re2Bt << LOL
  
• 23:18:58: it turns out Space 1999 wasn't very realistic afterall
  

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From Twitter 03-08-2011

• 12:10:32: When was International Banker Day again? ... oh yeah that's right every fucking day
  
• 12:12:05: I see Barclays Bank has published its Kidnap and Ransom Top 5 List
  
• 12:22:31: What's this Panache day I keep seeing mentioned in my timeline? Are we all to dress flamboyantly and prance around with reckless abandon?
  
• 12:25:18: I'd like to see a Dr Who montage set to 'Two Hearts' by Phil Collins
  
• 12:31:21: Charlie (& Lola) Sheen #cartoonaddicts #WINNING
  
• 12:46:33: RT @Prof_BrianCocks: It is a scientific fact that men need to masturbate. If this makes you uncomfortable then you should catch a differ ...
  
• 15:10:09: Lube Missile F1-11 #changelovetolubesongs
  
• 16:59:31: America Is NOT Broke - Michael Moore - http://is.gd/Y3H02d ... he still looks like Jabba the Hutt though http://twitpic.com/47hq4e
  
• 17:55:28: Great Article: Anonymous versus the arms dealers of the cyber war http://is.gd/4I7hiz
  
• 19:29:03: Lube appears to be trending
  
• 20:43:43: #SeeThis http://twitpic.com/47jroz
  

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From Twitter 03-07-2011

• 12:46:25: @kev_owl cheers for that Kev .. will look into it
  
• 13:03:22: Has anyone else's posterous app fucked? can't seem to view the photo album!! :(
  
• 13:11:26: test http://twitpic.com/473v0x
  
• 13:14:02: is anyone else's facebook iphone app not uploading photos?
  
• 13:17:47: in the absence of a response I shall take that as a 'couldn't give a flying fuck' .. thanks again twitter
  
• 13:54:39: Why would anyone in their right minds give William Hague the authority to authorise anything other than the choice of ice cream for dessert
  
• 13:57:13: The queen should dissolve government now and install the cast of the Inbetweeners as the new cabinet, things would definitely be better
  
• 14:04:06: @KlarkeKent I haven't thought too hard about it, but I'm sure it would qualify as #WINNING
  
• 14:10:04: @KlarkeKent will Dandelion & Burdock and Dr Pepper be on the drink rota, if so then yes to #CHANGEYOUCANBELIEVEIN #increasethedeficit
  
• 14:11:51: If I ever see a banker in my garden I think I'll probably shoot it, regrettably I don't own a gun
  
• 14:13:42: @KlarkeKent probably yes ... but not bullets Directed Energy Weapons
  
• 14:17:19: @KlarkeKent he shouldn't have paedos as friends
  
• 14:18:38: New Energy Saving Bulbs ... Too dangerous for Bin Men .... #WINNING
  
• 14:21:55: Let's be honest Prince Andrew is probably a Paedo himself .. those royals are low life filthy scum fuckers
  
• 14:22:21: @KlarkeKent he looks like one ... if you know what I mean #facts #science
  
• 14:26:17: @KlarkeKent indeed .. also happy to pose with underage girls #facts #science #encyclopaedophile #ginge
  
• 14:30:23: Prince Andrew taken only 'minutes' after he has slipped the youngster a slice of royal ginger sausage http://twitpic.com/474kf8
  
• 14:31:47: or a finger of meat wrapped Germanic fudge
  
• 14:32:27: @KlarkeKent she was 17 .. which is underage in Florida and all of US (I think!) #gingerpaedophilia #rife
  
• 14:35:54: @branderzy Congrats by the way ... hope everything's going ok?
  
• 14:37:45: Question for twitter: If I find a member of the 'Royal Family' in my garden am I allowed to kill it?
  
• 14:40:30: @KlarkeKent excellent!
  
• 14:42:48: @Glinner .. Just found Lego Ted on b3ta http://twitpic.com/474oj1 .. found here http://is.gd/DCGKOB thought you'd enjoy it
  
• 14:43:49: That's it for ranting for today, anyone would think I'm an anti-royalist or something
  
• 14:44:10: They eat babies you know
  
• 14:44:21: with chopsticks
  
• 15:10:13: @branderzy Nothing much with them lot, Just Prince Andrew getting the heave ho as trade envoy for having paedophile friends
  
• 15:11:12: @branderzy When was she born? It took out little'un about 2 months before we started getting proper sleeps
  
• 15:27:23: I lolled http://twitpic.com/47542c
  
• 15:30:48: BBC News - What should you do if a cash machine overpays? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12645719 << is this for real?????
  
• 17:43:13: @branderzy you've got a good'un there then. It does wear you down though. I was like a zombie for ages
  
• 17:47:36: I really like launchpad on OSX Lion #justsayin
  
• 18:13:28: @branderzy I agree, I couldn't cope with a 2nd one, our first is nearly 8 now and still exhausting
  

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From Twitter 03-06-2011

• 13:52:29: Why the fuck do Brother Printers have to self clean before every fucking print job? #kittenblood #LOSING
  

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