• 09:27:37: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." ~ Homer Simpson #quote
  
• 09:50:54: @Simpson65 you're still in bed?
  
• 10:17:10: Excellent tune... &#266B; http://blip.fm/~748sq
  
• 10:27:44: @Simpson65 Its the Flobots as such you probably wont like it - No i didn't feed em as they hadn't eaten last nights dinner!
  
• 10:42:14: @Simpson65 Tiger Balm http://www.tigerbalm.com - "Works where it Hurts" - i think you mean Tiger Barb!
  
• 10:57:47: Woman quite cold after being in a Freezer for 20 years - http://is.gd/GDQS - Dead !
  
• 11:54:33: #madeupfacts - sweetcorn is like energy - it cannot either be created or destroyed
  
• 12:06:14: #madeupfacts The CIA and MI5 use Wikipedia (famed for accuracy and non censorship) for intelligence on terror suspects
  
• 12:09:44: #crapnamesforsuperheroes Piltdown Man 2 - Peat Bog's revenge
  
• 12:11:51: #crapnamesforsuperheroes Captain Facebook - Befriender of the World
  
• 12:19:44: #madeupfacts - In Norwich public decency laws can be circumvented as long as you are wearing a balaclava
  
• 12:49:26: #crapnamesforsuperheroes The Green Marrow
  
• 12:52:49: #crapnamesforsuperheroes The Grey Lampost
  
• 12:53:15: #crapnamesforsuperheroes Stuporman
  
• 13:10:47: #madeupfacts In 1617 Diego Vel�zquez painted a picture entitled "Lunch", before then nobody ate a midday meal
  
• 13:52:21: RT @AlanCarr: @calvinharris go on have one - Make sure its a kingsize though
  
• 15:33:26: http://twitpic.com/61z09
  
• 15:43:38: @mattyg72 - this one is for you - http://twitpic.com/61z7u
  
• 20:27:32: @twitter - do you know of an online doodling (with mouse etc) site that integrates with twitter - i.e. like twitpic but draw your own pic?
  
• 20:37:15: #thingsgordonbrownwillneversay - it was all my fault, I did it all on purpose
  
• 23:19:36: @rensefeed link doesnt work
  

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• 09:50:01: Who's watching you? Technology to log your vehicle number plates anywhere in the UK - http://is.gd/EvGv
  
• 09:51:07: Good morning all, hoping everyone one had a cracking weekend...
  
• 11:01:42: @MattyG72 - now now they have every right to be there too, they should put a TV in the waiting room for the coffin dodgers
  
• 14:12:45: Uhhh now Tories are trying to gain popularity by spouting diatribe, sheeple you really need to Break free from the BS Left / Right paradigm
  
• 14:14:28: This is the best i can say... http://twitpic.com/5zlvi
  
• 14:17:49: RT @andy_lamb: What's the best sandwich comparison website? Better late than never..http://www.sandwichguide.co.uk/
  
• 14:29:39: @andy_lamb cannot believe I missed that, how is one expected to keep abreast of sandwich innovations
  
• 14:42:21: @andy_lamb It is troubling (the site is very web 1.0) - perhaps we will see the emergence of www.comparethesandwich.com or similar
  
• 15:13:15: #thingsthequeenwillneversay Phil is it chinky night tonight?
  

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• 14:03:08: Its 2pm where are the dinner guests?
  
• 19:05:32: wow didnt realise Steven Chow of Kung Fu Hustle was 47 - http://is.gd/DoU1
  

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• 11:45:42: damn you motor vehicle electrics and your guardian the fuse box - #carfail
  
• 11:49:42: Waiting for the RAC!
  
• 13:39:54: #kfc yuck......
  
• 21:58:44: #crapbandnames "massively bent"
  

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