From Twitter 01-22-2011

• 12:13:06: oh for the love of baphomet, this woman sitting near me has a voice that could grate steel
  
• 12:29:25: she's still fucking talking, this could end badly
  
• 12:31:17: remember when it was rare to see someone in an UGG type boot? nah me neither
  
• 13:00:47: @MattyG72 @SwarmedAx yeah right, that's a myth we can safely dispel
  
• 13:32:44: @MattyG72 maybe so, I haven't yet reached it! are you fisting later?
  
• 13:36:29: @MattyG72 the only song I know by Felix is 'don't you want me'. not enough of a cross section of songs to (cont) http://tl.gd/8aeanh
  
• 19:06:15: RT @RichNeville: "Nooooooooooo! Wait a minute, why am I wearing this helmet?" #revengeofthesith
  

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From Twitter 01-21-2011

• 09:41:28: U.S. Supreme Court Issues Landmark Decision: Constitution is Void - Yahoo! News http://yhoo.it/gxbsKj << WOW
  
• 10:02:39: Morning all!
  
• 11:38:06: is Tony Blair a real boy now, I don't see his strings?
  
• 12:27:36: These made me laugh http://yfrog.com/h2aoyqdj http://yfrog.com/h7g5shp http://yfrog.com/h4awfop #iraqinquiry
  
• 12:51:59: I'm sending round the HSE they'd love a bit of that (@hotpigandbadger)http://yfrog.com/h2xkcqgj
  
• 13:03:11: Killarney in The Name Of #placemusic
  
• 15:39:39: I'm really struggling to smoke this nicorette gum, do I attempt to crumble it into a pipe? or use hot knives?
  
• 16:16:44: @kev_owl i'm phasing them in at the moment, will probably have to wait until after our trip to Switzerland in a month before going for it!
  
• 16:26:10: Two Suns? Twin Stars Could Be Visible From Earth By 2012 http://t.co/Uc6syAd << Hmmm
  
• 16:30:02: Head teacher told kids: World War III has begun http://t.co/QtXLIdh << what a dick
  
• 16:54:15: @BinaryDad that's a good point, hopefully they get better than "Living and Growing" which was used at my school, terrible cut out diagrams!
  
• 16:59:35: Living and Growing http://t.co/vkEP3rM << Time to show your age.. who remembers this from school?
  
• 18:10:05: http://twitpic.com/3s2bmu
  
• 18:17:10: http://yfrog.com/h0r0uqbj
  
• 18:21:31: Jesus Fridge Magnet BDSM http://yfrog.com/h0aqdcyj
  
• 23:27:34: evenin' all
  
• 23:31:41: @Mr_Neurosceptic ha ha .. he's a pastor
  
• 23:39:30: @MattyG72 yes it is. what you up to tomorrow evening
  

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From Twitter 01-20-2011

• 13:33:03: http://yfrog.com/gyljmobj
  
• 13:42:39: I may have been to Nandos #unsure
  
• 13:51:03: 10 World Biggest Holes Created By Human and Nature http://t.co/8zfvRIr << Katie Price not even listed!!
  
• 14:13:23: @RichNeville sorry... I can't answer that
  
• 14:47:35: I still have a lot of time for this http://twitpic.com/zjwbo #Jesus #dogsarse
  
• 14:49:32: This still turns my stomach http://twitpic.com/127mk0 #blair
  
• 15:01:02: Captain Israel. #1: http://t.co/f9XfzFz << Oh dear!!
  
• 15:21:28: Sandwich toasters ... remember them?
  
• 18:19:49: http://yfrog.com/h5v31ymj
  
• 20:03:09: meep
  

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From Twitter 01-19-2011

• 11:07:32: Porcupine vomit
  
• 11:36:51: In 90 days Skynet will be activated, 2 days later is judgement day
  
• 11:42:07: @dzhimbo I don't think anyone would notice to be honest
  
• 12:26:03: Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... By the power of Greyskull!
  
• 12:56:13: From now on when you hear the word 'Warfare' you should imagine 'Dwarf Hair' ... it's much more favourable
  
• 14:10:05: Modern Dwarf Hair
  
• 14:55:41: Answers.com - How did luke skywalker turn to the dark side http://t.co/kOEHVyu *shakes head*
  
• 15:00:06: "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will" - Yoda (a long time ago)
  
• 15:29:14: @MattyG72 a Galaxy,far, far away ?
  
• 16:59:09: nearly fell asleep then
  
• 17:02:14: @andy_lamb sadly not, I just experienced the dreaded after lunch meeting nodding off feeling. What is a 3DS? #imnotdownwiththekids
  
• 17:37:59: @andy_lamb Ahhh a Nintendo!?!
  
• 18:14:16: RT @dzhimbo: I do this stuff off the cuff, you know. That's why it's rubbish.
  
• 18:58:07: @dzhimbo yup utter bollocks
  
• 19:56:16: @MattyG72 I think you may be correct, however there is no evidence to suggest it still exists
  
• 20:26:28: @MattyG72 you must be a belieber
  
• 20:27:49: what the fuck is a 'beardtongue' ? it just came up as an autocorrect suggestion!!
  
• 20:54:10: @MattyG72 I liked the typo version better
  

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From Twitter 01-18-2011

• 10:06:11: why is Barbara Dickson on my TV without Elaine Page?
  
• 10:08:15: that's better
  
• 12:35:33: Is it possible to Jailbreak iPhone 4 IOS 4.2.1 untethered yet?
  
• 12:42:27: Rent-A-Ghost http://twitpic.com/3r51ia
  
• 13:21:02: My day has been ruined, just found out the guy who played Timothy Claypole in Rent-A-Ghost died 23 years ago :(
  
• 14:37:37: http://twitpic.com/3r5w1q
  
• 14:43:53: RT @RichNeville: Dick Cheney is considering have a heart put in. At least a decade too late.
  
• 16:18:55: Gonorrhean Guard #starwarsillnesses
  
• 17:03:00: NEW YORK IN 1933 http://www.froot.nl/categorie/art-en-design/fotografie/new-york-in-1933/
  
• 17:25:31: Oooh look an email from Paypal http://yfrog.com/h0joetj
  
• 21:40:57: ALERT: This is not a dressed rehearsal
  

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From Twitter 01-17-2011

• 00:28:31: #dissapointingbooks. American Pikey
  
• 00:31:04: #dissappointingbooks American Pikey
  
• 00:31:48: Can't spell tonight .. Goodnight all
  
• 12:23:43: These cops look excellent in their Blake 7 / Gimp crossover costumes http://twitpic.com/3quupy
  
• 13:38:46: Bird and swine flu ‘super-lab’ at St Pancras site http://t.co/myinL3d << if I lived near here I'd move double quick sharp
  
• 15:03:45: Who is Liz Jones? Why should I care? why do you care?
  
• 15:33:18: @NeoplasmSix ha ha
  
• 18:21:01: Who is Johnny Deep and why is Mr Deep trending? anyone??
  
• 18:24:32: RT @dzhimbo: Follow @DenniHowes whose parents are under threat of extradition to the US even though THEY HAVE BROKEN NO LAWS.
  
• 18:25:37: RIP Johnny Deep
  
• 18:25:52: I have no idea
  
• 20:03:51: boom shaka laka
  
• 20:18:28: @B46bs how do you solve a problem like the 80s?
  
• 20:49:49: @hotpigandbadger nuff vibes ennit?
  
• 20:50:50: how did Johnny Deep die then? come on twitter lie to me.
  

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From Twitter 01-16-2011

• 00:26:57: inside every gook is an american waiting to get out #fullmetaljacket
  
• 00:31:20: @hotpigandbadger aye, some not bad flicks in tonight
  
• 12:32:27: What’s in Fast Food? What’s in the Non-Chicken Half of the McNugget http://pulsene.ws/KXVq
  
• 12:59:50: Israel tested worm linked to Iran atom woes - report http://r.reuters.com/ryt56r << wow there's a fucking surprise
  
• 14:10:11: I don't fucking care if you favourited a YouTube video
  
• 19:44:52: @MattyG72 yes, that must be it
  
• 20:00:41: RT @SimonSwears: Rancid thundercunt
  

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