From Twitter 06-06-2009

• 17:18:42: Now summer is over in the UK, does anyone have any winter plans?
  
• 17:32:09: BBC1 = boring, but for the old folks so I'll let it lie
  
• 17:34:33: oh great Boredom Grown is gonna speak...
  
• 17:41:43: a day of commemoration for Veterans and commiseration for the banking elite once their cash cow had dried up,!
  
• 17:45:50: @calvinharris Like Berocca Bukkake?
  
• 22:50:57: cool - http://twitpic.com/6s0e6
  

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From Twitter 06-05-2009

• 09:37:25: "AIDS-Lite" - currently being tested in China (http://tr.im/nvyc). Importers say demand has outstripped supply but a shipment is due soon.
  
• 09:53:44: Small person/car or massive dog? - http://twitpic.com/6nsdr - YOU decide
  
• 09:56:01: @Simpson65 did you get my earlier message about switching my machine on
  
• 09:57:29: Bush & Chenney as Beavis & Butthead - http://twitpic.com/6nsie
  
• 10:06:11: Last one for now - MS Word Hidden Settings panel - http://twitpic.com/6nssi
  
• 12:29:33: @simpson65 http://twitpic.com/6nxbl - on a chipped plate
  
• 13:22:33: Who has broken the BBC News website? Come on hands up..
  
• 13:29:54: Why has that twat Sugar been given a peerage?
  
• 13:40:07: RT @calvinharris: Just got on the eurostar headed to paris for some dj gigs, is the food good? May not be compatible with your palette
  
• 13:47:45: @Jayman888 - words cannot express how much I hated Brown and Sugar separately and I'm not even the hating sort !!
  
• 14:09:36: YAWN - Here we go again - http://tr.im/nwO8 - #swineflu to be declared a pandemic in next 10 days - PANIC PANIC get Tamiflu (NOT) !!
  
• 14:13:00: MP expenses prosecutions 'unlikely' - http://tr.im/nwQ1 -from the Gutless Twunts at Scotland Yard/Fraud Squad
  
• 14:14:58: @nilesmc absolutely and that didn't turn out too well either did it
  
• 14:17:07: Can anyone else access http://news.bbc.co.uk/ or is it just me?
  
• 14:36:29: Waterboarding pic from the Vietnam War - http://twitpic.com/6o3bh
  
• 16:21:53: Stick em up you worthless piece of sh*t - http://twitpic.com/6oadf
  
• 16:35:43: #ff @MattyG72 @simpson65 @neurosceptic @beatnikrow @thewales @littlepegTHE @KlarkeKent @andy_lamb @iamadamski - don't have time for more!!
  
• 16:36:48: @calvinharris Seems you share a common foe in the NME
  
• 16:45:12: #ff @BarackBorat @calvinharris @thefuckingpope - amusing twerpers
  
• 16:48:25: People are just voting Tory as a protest vote..Notice they have the same "Change" thing going on that nObama had, look how that worked out..
  
• 17:00:24: @skynews - Censorship on comments is bloody awful, why bother allowing comments when you only show what you want to show....
  
• 17:26:21: @newsarse - new follower here, great spoof site keep up the good work
  
• 18:04:13: http://twitpic.com/6oifx - Naughty police!!!
  
• 18:21:18: http://mobypicture.com/?1k1e9e - Twitpic fail - illegal police parking
  
• 18:23:06: @TheBigKlosowski I think twitpic is going thru its weekly fail cycle, I've lost one too!
  
• 18:24:45: RT @IanPJ: RT: @hwallop: Alan Sugar's firm Viaglen won �30m contract to supply Gov't with computers just a month ago http://tinyurl.com/ ...
  
• 18:33:21: @andy_lamb surely Fajitas and Tequila ? or a bottle of Desperados ?
  
• 18:54:33: US NEWS - HR 1207 - Audit the Federal Reserve has 190 co-sponsors - http://is.gd/Pkim
  
• 19:36:15: @calvinharris you can have a "Royale with cheese" in Pulp Fiction style
  
• 22:05:42: Batman? - http://twitpic.com/6p00n
  
• 22:41:35: #wossy - beards everywhere
  

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From Twitter 06-04-2009

• 08:50:39: So we are voting for an EU exit strategy and further Govt destabilisation? I'ts great to have a plan &#263A;
  
• 08:54:17: @andy_lamb Must be a slow news day! My son is 6 and often has adult meals in restaurants and is yet to even make the local papers
  
• 14:38:36: got some chicken out of the freezer to defrost a couple of hours ago, it should be ok by about June 14th
  
• 16:27:30: It seems weird that we have to vote an anti-EU mp into parliment to look after our best interests
  
• 16:49:47: just testing Blogo for my blogging and twitter updates, seems OK at the moment!
  
• 21:43:42: browsing #bb10 on the PC - is this the last one or what? please say yes..
  
• 21:44:46: #bb10 - knob
  
• 21:46:47: #bb10 - looks like the cast of some trash 70's sitcom with non-PC stereotypes
  
• 22:10:51: #bb10 - none of them housemates - are we going to sit thru this again - talk about milking it!
  
• 22:16:37: #bb10 - im lost for words
  
• 22:18:28: #bb10 - sayid #lost
  
• 22:21:53: damn api limits
  

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• 08:21:31: U.S. Releases Secret List of Nuclear Sites Accidentally - http://tr.im/nfUl
  
• 10:19:05: Cheney: Death is the only option - http://is.gd/N1bB
  
• 10:30:18: @andy_lamb Is that a large bag of onions at the rear of the sub?
  
• 10:57:53: Empty Cabinet? - http://twitpic.com/6iuq9
  
• 11:01:43: I'm attempting to opt out of automated messages via tweetlater, (i.e. annoying autobots) - http://twitter.com/optmeout - Does this work?
  
• 11:21:26: News Fact Check Fail - http://twitpic.com/6ivdj
  
• 12:14:48: looks liek someone woke the "celebs" up
  
• 12:15:07: Sorry embarrassing typo..
  
• 12:19:47: Guy gets tazered and then escapes from the fuzz - http://tr.im/ngSU
  
• 12:24:26: Horny Kitty again.... I added you out of sympathy now you send dopplegangers to stalk me, you are almost as annoying as our cats, almost...
  
• 12:33:04: Great article from John Pilger entitled "Britain: the depth of corruption" - http://bit.ly/S5YFs
  
• 13:56:15: Is there another Bin laden tape from beyond the grave? How convenient - http://tr.im/nhkV
  
• 17:00:20: @SaraFeenan Thats a bit of a harsh way to talk about mentally unbalanced people ;-)
  

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• 09:53:29: Another Sunny Day - Good Times back at work - Bad Times
  
• 10:17:38: @rhys_isterix And they turned the world 90 degrees clockwise....
  
• 10:45:01: CDC Vaccine Advisor Pockets $29 Million Promoting Vaccines - http://is.gd/M7Q8 - MORE ELITIST SCUM VACCINATION PROFITEERING - Sorry :-(
  
• 10:48:20: Following on from other "non-lethal" forms of weaponry the US has a new toy in its Armory - The Puke Ray - http://is.gd/M7Yv - #policestate
  
• 11:00:16: Iowa State University researchers are putting flu vaccines into the genetic makeup of corn - http://is.gd/M845 - GM Good my arse
  
• 11:10:35: UN to import drugs into Afghanistan - http://is.gd/M8tJ - to devalue Opium, whilst troops guard the Poppy Stock - http://twitpic.com/6ggjj
  
• 11:31:14: An important read for all parents regarding FORCED VACCINATIONS in UK - http://is.gd/M9ms
  
• 11:45:17: @andy_lamb That sounds like a Viz Top Tip - http://is.gd/M9Yp
  
• 11:51:13: @andy_lamb I'll have to buy one, I wasn't sure if they were still going...
  
• 11:55:14: RT @andy_lamb: RT @phpchap: wow... just wow... http://bit.ly/2DbKd0 - Looks Awesome but needs snowboards too!
  
• 12:54:39: Just scouring http://www.demotivateus.com and had to blog a few of my faves - http://is.gd/McEX
  
• 13:04:26: RT @andy_lamb: RT @SamShepherd: good lord. Jaqui Smith is resigning as home secretary - Unfortunately she will replaced by another Sith lord
  
• 13:32:09: So Jacqui Smith has gone, who's going to drive the Big Brother Bus to surveillance state now?
  
• 13:34:52: @jimmycarr http://twitpic.com/6gl27 - wow your name is right next to Phil Neville - you must be well proud
  Doesn't it seem weird that o ...
  
• 13:40:52: @stangrof I agree, there will be queue licking their lips at this opportunity
  
• 14:07:35: http://twitpic.com/6gmp9
  

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• 10:16:46: Cracking lie in this morning
  
• 10:56:02: http://twitpic.com/6e730 - @littlepegthe has done his homework!
  
• 10:58:29: @Jayman888 Birmingham UK
  
• 10:59:42: @Jayman888 Teacher training day so had to take the day off to look after my young un
  
• 11:25:32: @Jayman888 New St eh? Had to pass thru that every day in my old life, stay well away most of the time now
  
• 11:49:04: any tv streams of news stations reporting on the missing aircraft?
  
• 11:56:04: @Simpson65 http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/06/01/air.france.brazil/index.html
  
• 12:17:22: @andy_lamb She 's stalking you too, bloody decepticons!
  
• 12:56:58: found my video camera - yippeee
  
• 13:14:38: @Simpson65 finish as early as possible
  
• 13:33:40: @littlepegTHE spotted bouncing in the sun - http://is.gd/Ls5I
  
• 13:36:43: oops try again - http://is.gd/Lsfw
  
• 13:40:58: @Simpson65 yup of course
  
• 14:18:51: RT @andy_lamb: Bo Selecta! http://u.nu/3vq8 ...What? AGREED
  
• 15:55:38: WOW DHS to scan finger prints of all travelers exiting the US from 1st June 2009 !!! - http://is.gd/Lyq0
  
• 16:11:28: @andy_lamb - what about "www.andy-lamb.com" ?
  
• 16:12:48: nope www.andy-lamb.com" has gone too
  
• 16:14:55: @andy_lamb - some kind of Beta Web design, presumably before the word "aesthetic" was invented
  

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• 00:15:16: @KlarkeKent google android to be released on netbooks
  
• 11:33:07: Morning all, blimey sunny again, surely this is some kind of record of late
  
• 11:34:23: @Jayman888 Emergency preparedness drill most probably - troops should not be on our streets!
  
• 14:13:47: Itunes genius playlist builder is no genius it chose the feeling!
  
• 14:52:26: Bush, Clinton joke, defend each other in Canada | Reuters http://u2s.me/5Sp5
  
• 14:54:56: http://twitpic.com/6byvm - anti hunting fail
  
• 14:58:50: @jimmycarr http://twitpic.com/6bwhp - @Jason_Manford - dark clothing on a sunny day - that couldn't of helped!
  
• 15:05:40: @Jason_Manford haha - OUCH - i'm sure you'll remember next time!
  
• 16:03:00: http://twitpic.com/6c2t6 - now this one is a fail fail
  
• 16:12:33: http://twitpic.com/6c3fs - last one I promise - City Sign FAIL
  
• 16:24:59: @jason_manford http://twitpic.com/6c412 - sorry but WTF? do I spy a pickled egg?
  
• 16:30:16: @andy_lamb "a twisted fire starter, You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter" #quote The Prodigy - Ha
  
• 18:24:10: RT @Simpson65: more trampolening by @littlepegTHE http://mobypicture.com/?u52cy4
  
• 18:31:25: Koaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxzi
  
• 18:50:48: why can't you get smoked steak?
  

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