From Twitter 05-01-2010

• 09:30:25: My Son's 7th birthday playlist http://bit.ly/9jQQfh
  
• 17:48:22: @branderzy ha ha .. he has awesome music taste .. we've taken him to about 5 V Festivals and a few gigs here and there.
  
• 18:00:07: We have homemade mushroom soup and homemade bread for dinner tonight plus Doctor Who. If we had dancing girls to follow it would be perfect
  
• 20:16:57: Light and water falling from the sky ... loud noises .. boom boom
  
• 20:20:38: Majestic flute playing #bgt
  
• 20:25:21: No no no nooooo #bgt
  
• 20:38:19: @EatMyHalo every historic event requires a commentary , even if that event is our downfall as a species #bgt
  
• 20:41:57: Metal mouth #bgt
  
• 20:43:24: The cyborg mouth implants are helping here #bgt
  
• 20:56:24: This is emotionally crippling tv #bgt
  
• 20:57:11: Sorry I meant shit #bgt
  
• 21:06:36: @MattyG72 after all that fisting you must need a man's drink
  

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From Twitter 04-30-2010

• 00:07:25: Have the pantomime baddies gone back to their castles yet?#ge10
  
• 00:11:13: The trilateral commission and bilderberg meet in Europe over the next couple of months. That would be political discussion worth watching !!
  
• 09:23:04: Al Gore, Tipper Gore snap up Montecito-area villa - latimes.com - http://j.mp/bxDx50 << Words fail me
  
• 10:34:54: 'I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby' - http://j.mp/9FzN8q << :/
  
• 14:11:01: WikiAnswers - Why cant sheeps fly - http://j.mp/cRDRx9
  
• 14:15:04: WikiAnswers - Do whales have brains? http://j.mp/9bKgyu
  
• 14:17:18: Good afternoon y'all
  
• 14:20:00: @jackdavidburton I had that the other week .. It lasted about 4-5 days .. get well soon
  
• 14:20:28: @EatMyHalo many thanks .. just honing my basic Photoshop skills
  
• 14:22:45: @jackdavidburton ha ha
  
• 14:42:54: Yahoo chief Carol Bartz said that Google would have to "do a lot more than search" http://j.mp/a7EaIb << Android & Chrome? Data Mining?
  
• 15:04:33: Killin in the Name of #scotlandsongs
  
• 15:05:04: Ooops back to work
  
• 15:33:00: http://twitpic.com/1jnl6p
  

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From Twitter 04-29-2010

• 00:15:42: Jizzsore #kidstvporn
  
• 00:17:34: Ben 10" #kidstvporn
  
• 00:19:07: The Gimp Adventures of Billy and Mandy #kidstvporn
  
• 00:24:06: Hong Kong Screwy #kidstvporn
  
• 00:26:27: Zzzzzzzzzz nighty night
  
• 09:12:49: Saw a girl driving a car with a window sticker "Face of an Angel. Mind of a Slut" I was unable to verify either of these statements
  
• 09:15:22: HP to acquire to Palm. Does that mean if you squeeze your handset too hard brown sauce will ooze out of the bottom?
  
• 09:16:33: A New national stalking helpline goes live today. If you keep getting caught phone these guys up, they have excellent evasion tips.
  
• 13:30:21: @PrezofEarth Cheers Pres .. awaiting your orders come Judgment day
  
• 13:32:37: Afternoon folks ... back to work it is then ....
  
• 14:20:19: It's all going stab crazy in little China at the moment
  
• 14:49:40: Microsoft makes Natal sound ultra creepy, like Big Brother - http://j.mp/bbzt42
  
• 14:58:40: "Since 1945, the United States has overthrown fifty governments...." - John Pilger - http://j.mp/bgW5am
  
• 15:12:39: @EatMyHalo Awesome ...
  
• 16:33:26: I see Toni Braxton has a new album out in May... oh joy of joys .. my life seems to be an ever growing list of things to avoid
  
• 16:35:27: @iThumbmynose arghhhh .. my life was turned upside down when I accidentally went on that 'ride or 'bad trip' at Disney many years ago ..
  
• 16:38:36: Here's a pic for all you Lib Dem fans http://twitpic.com/1jedj3 .. shamelessly stolen from B3TA #ge10
  
• 16:43:03: @iThumbmynose And then someone reminds you of it .. and then you start to question your own sanity again
  
• 16:44:45: Here's a pic for all you Tory fans http://twitpic.com/1jef22 .. shamelessly stolen from B3TA #ge10
  
• 16:49:18: Finally for Labour fans out there http://twitpic.com/1jeg8y shamelessly stolen from B3TA #ge10
  
• 17:16:58: The 3 party system is controlled by James Blunt .. http://twitpic.com/1jen3f #ge10
  
• 17:34:43: The Puppet Master - http://tinyurl.com/22q942j
  
• 17:36:29: sorry
  
• 17:46:33: getting angry about stuff is all the rage these days
  
• 17:49:05: @serafinowicz kodak gold 200 36 exposure
  
• 18:12:18: To think the Leaders Debate is less than 10 miles away from me today .. urghh #ge10
  
• 18:22:05: Brian McFadden is a judge on Australia's Got Talent <<< Please keep him
  
• 19:34:52: Sitting on the dock of Guantanamo Bay #alqaedasongs
  
• 19:38:37: D.I.S.C.I.A.O #alqaedasongs
  
• 19:40:52: Anything by Bomb 'The Base' #alqaedasongs
  
• 19:42:41: I know it should be 'bass'
  

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From Twitter 04-28-2010

• 08:26:44: Good morning everyone
  
• 09:07:13: orange ™ has evolved more than William III would ever have expected
  
• 09:18:01: "Noah's Ark 'discovered' 4,800 years on... 4,000m up a mountain in Turkey - http://j.mp/ct8JSn << A good LOL story
  
• 09:29:50: Pakistan | Over 700 killed in 44 drone strikes in 2009 - http://j.mp/90bQOV
  
• 12:51:06: BBC Headline "Greece fears batter markets again" << A 'batter' market seems a little bit too niche to be worrying about in my opinion!
  
• 13:05:29: Dear Politicians you are ALL cunts .. I thank you
  
• 13:10:14: @molliemouse4 I unfortunately struggle to find a more apt word than the one used.
  
• 13:13:01: They have the power to switch off your brain - http://j.mp/92yFaG << applies to Politicians and Scientists as well as "God" Conduits
  
• 13:13:55: @molliemouse4 all good .. I've long given up getting stressed about it.
  
• 13:19:30: @remittancegirl Nice photos.. hardly anyone around too.. bonus!
  
• 14:29:14: Aerial drone will fly on Texas border soon, Napolitano says Dallas Morning News http://j.mp/aml9U9 << Predator Drones too. Judgement day!
  
• 16:20:21: http://twitpic.com/1j4ceb
  
• 16:40:56: This woman may be a bigot, but that doesn't change the fact that Brown is a cunt of the highest order #bigotgate
  
• 16:41:11: I carnt spel
  
• 16:46:15: @Alanjcoffey Perhaps highest order was a little over the top
  
• 16:47:45: @crabbyknickers Exactly ..
  
• 16:53:21: Bigotry - requires the elements of obstinacy, irrationality, and animosity toward those of differing devotion #wikipedia
  
• 16:54:43: @jackdavidburton You're probably right on that one.
  
• 17:01:18: @Alanjcoffey He is also a globalist puppet, much like any person elected to power these days
  
• 17:03:13: @jackdavidburton It'll only make a difference in the honeymoon period anyhow. Once the EU seizes more power they will literally be puppets
  
• 17:12:25: @jackdavidburton The EU is based primarily on the NAZI idea of a European super state, just a prettier route or something!
  
• 17:14:41: @jackdavidburton boom tisch...
  
• 17:15:03: Laters folks...
  
• 19:19:00: I can't live like this, life without my laptop sucks, imagine the inconvenience of having to walk to the adjacent room
  
• 20:34:13: Evening comrades
  
• 20:38:55: I currently appear to have an internet connection from the early 90's
  
• 20:39:52: Around 1993 if that helps
  
• 20:51:41: I think William III can be proud of himself. The evolution of orange ™ has surely surpassed his wildest dreams. #remixed
  
• 20:56:16: @RyanCHutchings Iphone
  
• 20:58:04: Like sands through the hourglass so are the days of our lives
  
• 21:01:37: He used to give me roses; I wish he would again, but that was on the outside, and things were different then.
  
• 21:09:40: @RichNeville your lucky, I've got Al Gore following me, he keeps trying to turn all my electric appliances off!
  
• 21:12:13: that should have been you're #grammarNAZIpre-emptivestrike
  
• 21:13:08: @RichNeville damn that was a good'un I should have used that!
  
• 21:15:49: @KlarkeKent That's unfortunate .. your challenge is to think of a way of expressing yourself without using an 'A'
  

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From Twitter 04-27-2010

• 08:24:08: Good morning serfs
  
• 09:26:23: "Razer Venom Professional Gaming Enhancement Solution | Razer | For Gamers. By Gamers™" http://j.mp/avPXlH << I missed this April Fool!!!
  
• 09:57:12: Vote For Mange
  
• 10:02:32: I know I'm not participating .. I'm busy .. but I am watching you all .. quite closely
  
• 11:13:42: Resistance is futile
  
• 11:17:46: @andy_lamb just had a play on Thats My Face - http://bit.ly/afToXw quite good fun you can upload pics, fiddle etc
  
• 11:22:16: @andy_lamb They're quite creepy aren't they? They'd make excellent pressies for Xmas and Birthday though.
  
• 11:26:33: @andy_lamb hmm interesting. I also like the fact that you can get a face mask of yourself ... oooh the mischief
  
• 11:30:29: @andy_lamb try uploading some pics! remember though one profile and at least one side pic for best likeness!
  
• 13:27:30: 'Andrew Stanton-Heath' #torynames
  
• 13:46:54: Worlds Smallest Horse http://twitpic.com/1iut92
  
• 14:07:31: Megabanks: The Banking Oligarchy That Controls Assets Equivalent To 60 Percent Of America’s GNP - http://j.mp/czsJGt
  
• 14:41:51: WOW - this looks mental http://twitpic.com/1iv5zp .. she is apparently 25
  
• 16:49:30: He who laughs last laughs Mongest #oneletteroffquote
  
• 16:57:07: First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you wink #oneletteroffquote
  
• 23:00:34: It feels like tonight has passed me by. Arse!!
  
• 23:11:55: A rotting Heath Ledger plays Jeremy Paxman in 'A Newsnight's Tale' #worstbiopics
  

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From Twitter 04-26-2010

• 08:31:05: Good morning minions and overlords alike
  
• 09:19:43: Mofos that like exhibiting 6 inches of of boxer short why not go the whole hog and drive around with the boot open with boot liner a hangin
  
• 09:40:41: Got to work, realised I had forgotten my specs, drove home. Pulling up outside my house I noticed that they were on the passenger seat!
  
• 09:45:02: None of that would have happened if I'd been wearing my specs
  
• 10:03:21: This election will decide whether we take the same, the deceitful or the pretty route to a centralised EU government. #thereisaidit #GE10
  
• 11:47:09: New telescope LUCIFER allows astronomers to watch stars being born- http://j.mp/aSVZ4C
  
• 12:13:02: Google Street View logs WiFi networks, Mac addresses - http://j.mp/cySjmt
  
• 12:15:54: Why do newspapers put the word 'conspired' in quotation marks. It's a normal word that describes criminal actions of 2 or more people!
  
• 12:23:29: @debonbon That'd be funny .. it's just a way of taking credence away from the facts. I hate newspapers and TV news... full of lies and BS
  
• 13:51:21: @Neurosceptic .. happy birthday to you .. etc etc etc
  
• 14:34:07: Jesus Christ Wonder Bra #chickflicks #trannyfilms
  
• 14:37:01: Dye Hard #chickflicks
  
• 14:37:21: Diet Hard 2 - Diet harder #chickflicks
  
• 14:39:23: 24 Hour Party Poopers #chickflicks
  
• 14:48:32: South By WestEast or something #chickflicks
  
• 14:53:11: The Shiny shiny shiny (Steven King) #chickflicks
  
• 14:54:52: Last Shoe Shop on The Left #chickflicks
  
• 16:29:41: @EatMyHalo Do it .. you'll be great
  
• 17:51:39: These people also want CHANGE :S http://twitpic.com/1io3hf
  
• 20:18:46: Groovy cloud - http://tinyurl.com/32o4mx9
  

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From Twitter 04-25-2010

• 00:42:52: Watched the end of a program about pagents a short while ago. Gosh the people involved are so wrong in the head. Pseudo Paedos..
  
• 00:46:22: First!
  
• 09:42:13: ♥ Electric Feel (Justice Remix) by MGMT #lastfm: http://bit.ly/M3j1x
  
• 15:34:02: We went cycling today in Sutton Park and found some wild Ponies http://youtu.be/vIRGqHz_HeA
  
• 16:14:44: After eating chocolate brownie mix from the mixing bowl I now have a well deserved headache #londonmarathon
  
• 18:24:32: Look a robot chick ..An early prototype T100 methinks... http://j.mp/c3NkW3
  
• 20:30:45: A rare glimpse of our shy albino plec http://youtu.be/ntw6eJVqcOM
  
• 23:50:21: In space nobody can hear ice cream
  

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