From Twitter 01-15-2011

• 10:45:53: remember Google Wave? what was all that about eh?
  
• 12:04:44: now watching: Treasure Island In Outer Space mov4men+1
  
• 12:06:42: it's bloody awful, but hard to turn off!!
  
• 12:11:21: now washing: clothes
  
• 12:13:53: this is really bad, really really bad
  
• 12:16:37: this kid was 'born in a radio beacon' apparently! http://twitpic.com/3q7bj3
  
• 12:17:28: for this reason he is able to take bearings!
  
• 12:43:09: @andy_lamb sounds like a case of over-achievement to me
  
• 12:44:44: the film has finished, genuinely disappointed
  
• 12:50:58: @andy_lamb I'd say have a lie down and another coffee, website fiddling isn't really a Saturday thing IMHO
  
• 14:40:25: Robocop - Future Of Law Enforcement .... why did they have to make this film? *shakes head*
  
• 17:36:15: I wonder if Jedi's wear boxers, briefs or go commando? #starwars
  
• 18:16:01: @MattyG72 sorry, there are lady Jedis too though, thong, big pants or commando?
  
• 18:43:30: @MattyG72 I thought you were fisting tonight!
  

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From Twitter 01-14-2011

• 14:45:36: So Peter Sutcliffe won't ever be eligible for parole, I bet he never saw that coming (out of his left eye)
  
• 14:58:19: Magnetic North Pole shifted, Sun 48 hrs early in Greenland #interestingtimes
  
• 17:07:43: just coughed up some lung custard
  
• 17:12:51: @SIMpixels it's good to share, at least that's what my mother used to say
  
• 17:18:19: watching a film called 'Nuclear Hurricane' on Syfy
  
• 19:02:36: @mattyg72 happy birthday fool
  
• 23:32:20: One day I want to copy someone's Tweet word for word and see if they notice.
  

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From Twitter 01-13-2011

• 09:28:05: @simonpegg Asylum season 2??
  
• 14:46:52: why I am I watching Jeremy Kyle?
  
• 14:47:15: too many I's
  
• 14:50:17: http://twitpic.com/3pn3j9
  
• 16:39:09: http://j.mp/fB30pu. http://post.ly/1U1av
  
• 16:42:30: this is dire http://twitpic.com/3po0c7
  
• 17:16:38: Yoda http://post.ly/1U23c
  
• 17:59:47: @andy_lamb is it copyright issues? if so can't you find someone with less morals?
  
• 22:05:58: @iThumbmynose saw them a few years ago, not sure if they're still together
  
• 22:33:26: @iThumbmynose I always thought they were similar to Shed 7 .. both great bands
  
• 22:35:26: RT @dzhimbo: Somebody's nicked my German marzipan cake. It's been Stollen.
  
• 23:17:55: @MattyG72 saw them once as a support act for The Happy Mondays.. they were the bollocks
  
• 23:26:19: has anyone else got 'better the devil you know' running through their head?
  

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From Twitter 01-12-2011

• 19:42:16: don't talk to me about laryngitis
  
• 20:20:41: @hotpigandbadger 'an'
  
• 21:11:42: @hotpigandbadger have you done the Gugenheim or however you spell it?
  

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From Twitter 01-11-2011

• 12:25:39: I am catarrh hero
  
• 15:12:50: ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ lǝǝɟ ı ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ
  
• 16:32:36: catarrh of the throat sucks #catarrh
  
• 16:57:47: being unable to talk is a bit rubbish
  
• 17:00:57: @SimonSwears you twat bot
  
• 17:55:04: @comedyfish you can set up a private blog in blogger and use a free facility to export your days tweets to that blog
  
• 18:04:06: @comedyfish ha ha, presumably though it's dumping all tweets including the @ replies though
  
• 20:42:50: Explaining the Acts of Madmen... http://pulsene.ws/HS15
  
• 21:50:03: my head hurts from coughing #sharing
  
• 23:41:54: Teh New how sarte Ta tagos #lysdexicfilms
  

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From Twitter 01-09-2011

• 12:05:55: there appears to be some bible bollocks trending right now. please someone make it stop
  
• 17:56:27: I've lost my voice through incessant coughing
  

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