From Twitter 06-12-2010

• 14:54:45: RT @SwarmedAx So proud of my boy youngest in group and got 2nd place in 7-11 downhill snowboard race! http://twitpic.com/1w4lxb
  
• 15:36:38: @EatMyHalo Put them all on a wall, take one down then pass it around etc etc etc...
  
• 16:03:00: @EatMyHalo I expect them all to be gone TODAY
  
• 16:09:12: @EatMyHalo Nooooo not my intention .. what sort of beer is it?
  
• 16:12:45: @EatMyHalo whoaa ... fantastic .. if I could get off my arse i'd grab some myself
  
• 18:53:50: RT @RichNeville England and the USA will only have strategic long-term goals during this game, which will be of unknown duration. #wc2010 :)
  
• 19:02:37: RT ha ha @SimonSwears @EatMyHalo is a smelly bellend
  
• 19:04:06: @SimonSwears no 's' required Simon
  
• 19:15:42: Watching Doctor Who.. has the footie started?
  
• 19:45:32: ITV are unawesome
  
• 20:00:36: Who said Heskey was useless #WorldCup
  
• 20:00:54: RT @SimonSwears Donkeyraping gimp
  
• 20:11:05: spanner cunt goalie #worldcup
  
• 20:13:41: RT @darthvader: He's a clumsy as he is stupid. #worldcup
  
• 20:18:27: RT @b46bs: england goal keepers need to start wearing Kenny Everett's Large foam hands as gloves from now on ! #worldcup
  
• 20:18:59: Capello OUT #worldcup
  
• 20:25:15: England's Epitaph will read "It all started so well" #worldcup
  
• 20:29:58: RT ha ha @itsWatty: #worldcup Kevin Keegan a pundit for ITV? I bet he'll quit before the end of the program
  
• 20:36:35: if we're lucky as ITV HD viewers I reckon will get to see the same amount of pixels as regular ITV for this match #worldcup
  
• 20:39:12: RT @dzhimbo: All the USA squad members are called Johnson #worldcupfacts
  
• 20:46:04: my ears, my ears, my ears #worldcup
  
• 20:47:38: way are USA wearing Paegent sashes? #worldcup
  
• 20:48:39: why can't I spell pageant?
  
• 20:54:07: Gosh
  
• 20:59:31: Wright Phillips pffft
  
• 21:01:22: RT @SimonSwears: Donkeyraping shitbag #worldcup
  
• 21:05:00: RT @NeoplasmSix: Wright Phillips pffft << this
  
• 21:17:55: Oneweyu or whatever his name is has his head on upside down #worldcup
  
• 21:21:48: Crouch only need to lean forward to be offside #worldcup #worldcupfacts
  
• 23:49:31: FUCK N-Dubz ITV2+1 #crimesagainstmyears
  
• 23:55:24: Saudi Arabia gives Israel clear skies to attack Iranian nuclear sites - Times Online http://j.mp/d7sd5P << here we go again
  
• 23:59:37: 44 Weeks 2 Days 20 Hours 11 minutes until Skynet goes online
  

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From Twitter 06-11-2010

• 00:43:39: Good night!
  
• 00:44:06: @AndyRileyish happy birthday
  
• 08:57:03: RT @GaryJBusey: Who do I think is going to win the World Cup? I'm hoping 2 girls. #worldcup
  
• 09:05:10: Good morning you bunch of dirty Gaian dipsticks
  
• 09:09:31: @jackgonedark Thank you kindly monsieur must do some myself later
  
• 09:14:38: You can now officially register your interest in Project Natal or the Home Talkie (1984) as I'd prefer it to be known
  
• 09:20:04: @Capture6 That's a jolly good point .. it's also going to look hilarious to any onlookers passing your house if you are in view.
  
• 09:34:52: @originalsteve Morning sir!
  
• 09:36:00: I have lost over 6000 tweets again .. probably for the best though!
  
• 09:39:50: @Mansonovic I have lost over 6000 .. they were mostly inane ramblings though
  
• 09:42:23: @Mansonovic to me they were but to anyone else .. not so much
  
• 09:43:34: Time to update my Twitter Bio: I don't think the word 'spacker' is enough
  
• 09:44:30: It's mostly true though
  
• 09:45:15: @Capture6 Thank you sir
  
• 09:47:32: I shall be doing my #ff these eveing .. don't think there's much on TV tonight
  
• 09:57:49: Why are the FBI investigating an iPad security breach?
  
• 10:05:26: Good morning @SimonSwears you've been quite quiet so far today
  
• 10:06:26: RT @SimonSwears: @NeoplasmSix is a cocksmoking pissflap
  
• 10:08:01: @SimonSwears I think you will find it should be 'AN anal cockjockey'
  
• 10:53:00: RT @wikileaks: Pentagon manhunt for WikiLeaks staff declared: http://bit.ly/cN1Kl8 just say no: http://bit.ly/ctRxAV
  
• 13:27:06: Wow, good to that #worldcup opening ceremonies haven't improved .. this one is like a crap Michael Jackson video
  
• 14:20:06: 314 Days until Judgment day
  
• 14:26:44: I am only 388 points away from my purple star ... Jealous?
  
• 15:00:07: Israel extremely worried about stolen nukes http://j.mp/cqz0TH << WOW (Cannot vouch for the legitimacy of this article)
  
• 16:35:40: @An_Irish_Brit That's shit .. the meeting I mean!
  
• 16:57:10: Doubletwist .. pointless unless your in the US
  
• 19:52:01: Pseudo Mentalists #FF @Neurosceptic @Capture6 @Mansonovic @EatMyHalo @jackgonedark @dazzw some are new to me but are recommended
  
• 19:58:07: My 7 year old son can't understand that I'm allowed to hate France without any specific reason
  
• 20:02:31: A special #FF to @SimonSwears Q: why? A: Because he's a cunt
  
• 20:03:02: @EatMyHalo My pleasure
  
• 20:04:11: Just because I don't do more FFs doesn't mean I don't appreciate you, it's just I'm a proper lazy arsehole
  
• 20:05:55: BREAKING NEWS #worldcup .. My son thought Uruguay were actually Euro Boys !!!!
  
• 20:07:30: Oh how we laughed
  
• 20:12:59: At least France aren't winning
  
• 20:17:05: @WilliamShatner http://www.africaworldcup.tv/ .. not free
  
• 20:19:47: Iran Dury #hatedpopstars
  
• 20:26:53: Devil 42 #hatedpopstars
  
• 20:27:01: sorry that was shit
  
• 20:51:28: #worldcup http://twitpic.com/1vwkve
  
• 21:25:47: This is well cool Infographic: Tallest Mountain to Deepest Ocean Trench http://twitpic.com/1vwtbp also here http://bit.ly/b46Ktu
  
• 21:47:22: "Mysterious Mountains Hidden Beneath Antarctic Ice Revealed | LiveScience" http://j.mp/cptOyK << Wowsers
  
• 21:53:05: "Toxic Corexit dispersant chemicals remained secret as feds colluded with Big Business" http://j.mp/cUzEym
  
• 23:01:57: RT @SimonSwears: Chocolate fucksock
  

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From Twitter 06-10-2010

• 08:18:04: Good morning citizens of Gaia
  
• 08:21:31: Chairman of Goldman Sachs International Was - Until Last Year - Also Chairman of BP - http://j.mp/9vzl0G
  
• 12:03:50: I'm watching you all ..
  
• 12:06:15: @beginjapan indeed ...
  
• 13:32:49: None of these world leaders give a fuck about REAL environmental issues, it's all about MONEY & POWER hiding behind empty rhetoric #cunts
  
• 16:26:59: Ho Shots #missingletterfilms
  
• 16:31:05: Easy Ride #missingletterfilms #pbd
  
• 16:32:54: The Princess ride #missingletterfilms
  
• 16:33:40: The Neverending Tory #missingletterfilms
  
• 16:36:49: Roy #missingletterfilms
  
• 16:39:56: Run LOL Run #missingletterfilms
  
• 22:52:27: Good evening @SimonSwears
  
• 23:32:20: Good evening retarded pig stains
  
• 23:36:36: Watching a film called Sixty Six with @serafinowicz in. It's pretty good!
  
• 23:45:06: @EatMyHalo is the answer enlightening or do we need to hold an intervention?
  
• 23:48:48: @EatMyHalo Thursday is the nearly new Friday.. so ... as you were.. no Twintervention tonight!
  
• 23:52:45: Having just used the word 'twintervention' I feel like a proper twat.. never mind
  
• 23:53:53: @EatMyHalo ha ha . It's been a fun read. Night night
  
• 23:55:10: Toy Tory #missingletterfilms
  
• 23:58:18: I spit on your rave #missingletterfilms
  

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From Twitter 06-09-2010

• 00:00:47: RT @SimonSwears: Tiny idiot
  
• 08:23:18: Yo
  
• 08:34:55: Bloody depressing Summer Weather forecast http://yfrog.com/119onp
  
• 10:04:37: I see the war drums are still beating for Iran. Why don't they give it a fucking rest we can see right through this shit
  
• 10:07:34: Israel back out of a Nuclear Arms Proliferation meeting and have 200+ warheads, Iran 'may' be enriching Uranium, but it's Iran for the bomb!
  
• 10:09:20: Hello
  
• 11:25:51: Sing for ASBOlution #crimetunes
  
• 11:50:30: Someone has slowed time down today! why?
  
• 16:55:07: Bastard Radio Buttons .. that is all
  
• 17:44:50: It's raining quite effortlessly at the moment
  
• 19:24:35: Kim Yong Ill, really really ill #illnesscelebs
  
• 23:34:50: Has the big brother tweetage ended for now?
  

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From Twitter 06-08-2010

• 08:37:41: Dear "The fucking government" you haven't helped me with my debt as such you can GO FUCK YOURSELF.. best wishes
  
• 08:41:07: Greetings and salutations
  
• 11:17:14: "Official" Bilderberg Attendee list .. http://bit.ly/bLFqJm This doesn't include those that wish their attendance to remain a secret
  
• 11:29:53: @nihiofkdi Too busy singing with McCartney for that type of stuff. He apparently went to last years with that other chap Hilary Clinton
  
• 11:37:12: @nihiofkdi apologies it was 2008 Virginia - the day he absconded with Hilary leaving the press on an aircraft
  
• 19:16:37: Anyone having O2 service issues in West Midlands?
  
• 22:51:24: What's this shit?
  
• 22:52:07: http://yfrog.com/2m7cep
  
• 23:35:59: @Angela_Holtzen me too, there's so much of it around these days, metaphoricaly and literaly speaking
  
• 23:39:09: @robinbogg Usher slipped through the net though. I don't think the system works properly
  
• 23:43:32: 57 away from 7000 tweets.. Fuck
  

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From Twitter 06-07-2010

• 12:59:03: @beginjapan Wow never .. I remember seeing them in Birmingham at the Hummingbird just after the 1st Album release
  
• 13:23:43: The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement - http://j.mp/9dhGmP << These lot can Fuck Off and Die
  
• 16:27:57: Bin police will fine you £1,000 - http://j.mp/c2Ppy5
  
• 19:48:00: @jackgonedark evening
  
• 21:31:57: @TheFlyBlown you're definitely not the only one
  
• 22:02:08: Adobe PS CS5 Art History Brush .. how do you switch to a normal history brush?
  

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From Twitter 06-06-2010

• 01:03:05: #itsnotcheatingif you wear socks in bed
  
• 01:06:10: I think we may be in for a storm, twas just a thunderin'
  
• 14:08:48: Thinking about going to Aviemore between Xmas and new year.. is it nice?
  
• 14:15:08: @Glinner isn't os 4.0 supposed to address that issue?
  
• 19:33:55: Watching #socceraid .. for the life of me I don't know why .. also why the fuck is it called 'soccer" aid
  
• 19:52:22: @BinaryDad is it the singular of Polymer?
  
• 19:57:53: How exactly is socceraids transmitted?
  
• 20:00:16: @nihiofkdi ahhh I see
  
• 20:03:56: RT @natcagolding: RT @WillSudlow: If you want the 'Go Compare' advert to stop... please retweet this.
  
• 20:17:27: http://twitpic.com/1ukg4r
  
• 20:22:11: @nihiofkdi You are indeed correct, but that's just being a little picky .. ;)
  
• 20:55:58: @jackgonedark that's awesome, best of luck .. when is it televised?
  
• 20:58:07: @jackgonedark noted
  

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