From Twitter 04-17-2010

• 16:39:32: Mmmmm vodka and relentless
  
• 17:10:54: I'm sitting in the garden listening to the orb and NOT on acid .. where did it all go wrong
  
• 17:21:54: Currently breaking in my new astronaut boots http://twitpic.com/1gatxs
  
• 17:58:31: @EatMyHalo I share your hate
  
• 17:59:50: Listening to jukebox hero
  
• 18:01:32: Bono is a Cunt #bonofacts
  
• 18:05:49: The volcanic eruption in Iceland was a conscious effort by the volcano to prevent Bono from traveling #bonofacts
  
• 18:07:37: There is no 'I' in Bono #bonofacts
  
• 18:10:46: Bono keeps mistakenly getting booked for kids parties, the kids usually cry for the other clown #bonofacts
  
• 18:14:32: Freddy Krugger is based on Bono, but toned down to comply with censorship standards #bonofacts
  
• 18:16:15: Bono is not the Antichrist, someone else is #bonofacts
  
• 18:16:49: RT @EatMyHalo: When you get one of those shivers up your back, it means Bono briefly checked your timeline. #bonofacts
  
• 18:18:39: Bono will not interrupt my dinner, he is tied up and gagged on the garage #bonofacts
  
• 18:20:29: Bono has no problem with homosexuals as long as they keep away from him #bonofacts
  
• 18:27:11: Bono is a confusing anagram of Boon and the reason for the grim reapers error #bonofacts
  
• 19:34:08: The final episode of Doctor Who will reveal that Davros was not the true creator of the Daleks #bonofacts
  
• 19:35:51: RT @robinbogg: This kind of thing never used to happen when it was Bejams #ukash #ashtag
  
• 19:46:58: RT @SOTTnet: The Living Planet Europe Cuts 77% of Flights; Relief May Come April 22: European airlines canceled more than 77 pe... http: ...
  
• 23:29:59: I am now going to fall asleep during csi as tradition dictates due to drunkenness
  
• 23:34:09: Focussing is tricky, thank fuck for predictive text
  

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From Twitter 04-16-2010

• 08:41:52: I like the ash filled sky.
  
• 08:44:21: Here it is http://twitpic.com/1fy2cm
  
• 09:20:17: With all the earthquakes and volcano activity I am fully expecting Atlantis to rise from the ocean bed
  
• 09:26:51: Essential Follows Part 1: @jackdavidburton @remittancegirl @eatmyhalo @iThumbmynose @RichNeville #FF more to follow later today
  
• 09:28:13: @EatMyHalo no problemo *in a terminator accent*
  
• 09:31:51: 17000 Flights in Europe cancelled today .. awesome ... more clear sky
  
• 09:31:59: @SwarmedAx indeed
  
• 09:38:12: Right work time .. catch you laters ... be cool
  
• 09:40:53: 'Hmmm…Software That Predicts If You Will Do Crime & Time' - http://j.mp/c8BRMj << bought to you by IBM sponsors of the Holocaust
  
• 11:41:12: TRANSGLOBAL UNDERGROUND Templehead .. Dig it ♫ http://blip.fm/~oqzvf
  
• 12:38:31: Meteor Madness: Space fireball lights up night sky in Wisconsin http://youtu.be/S-TYo1LgHr4
  
• 12:43:48: Thanks @remittancegirl @EatMyHalo and @JackDavidBurton for the #FF 's
  
• 12:44:36: @davesusetty I think you have to be listening via blipfm or lastfm
  
• 12:45:17: Lunch time
  
• 13:09:32: Current reading about US Space Command and their vision for 2020 ... Eek
  
• 13:10:01: that should have read 'Currently reading...'
  
• 14:23:08: US Space Command Vision for 2020. Sample http://twitpic.com/1fzswt . Dear USA you do not own space .. goodbye
  
• 14:25:10: More later ...
  
• 14:29:23: Here is the document if anyone wants to read it (not phone friendly) http://bit.ly/b5WuEZ It is quite eye opening
  
• 15:19:32: @Neurosceptic You'll be disputing his wearing of a floppy hat made from raspberries next
  
• 17:42:18: I have changed my picture, don't be afraid
  
• 19:21:09: Hello
  
• 19:25:16: Just had a quick look at hatroulette.com, it was tops
  
• 19:31:05: Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War - http://j.mp/9OkiBs << Brilliant
  
• 20:50:55: @iThumbmynose no worries
  
• 21:21:19: Peter Weller guest starring in this weeks Fringe..
  
• 23:19:10: http://twitpic.com/1g3e9f
  
• 23:39:26: I wonder if Iraqis and Afghanis don't fear the reaper as suggested by the Blue Oyster Cult
  
• 23:46:36: @iamamro have a good'un
  

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From Twitter 04-15-2010

• 08:12:15: Morning people, it's a bit grey today
  
• 08:14:51: So US congress is archiving all tweets and making them searchable, I am outraged on one hand and not surprised on the other
  
• 08:23:31: Imagine a world where The Onion News makes mores sense and is more truthful than the so called real news. Welcome to that world
  
• 08:31:35: 32% of voters apparently want a hung parliament. Lets make this happen
  
• 08:41:06: Whoa .. explosive stuff NEDA'S DEATH - NOT REAL!! (youtube) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJEX2rAAIE&feature=player_embedded
  
• 08:45:46: Intel Wants Brain Implants in Its Customers' Heads by 2020 | Popular Science - http://j.mp/dpCrbX
  
• 08:48:46: @Jayman888 You could use a voice to text app and update via text whilst running
  
• 08:51:56: what's all this about someones volcanic ass disrupting UK flights?
  
• 08:53:32: @PrettyHate666 good work
  
• 09:04:13: Messy bedroom - http://tinyurl.com/y6873ou
  
• 09:24:02: Here is the Volcanic Ass story - http://tinyurl.com/yykehga
  
• 13:03:37: ooh look some clouds - http://j.mp/ce4WDM
  
• 13:12:46: @iamamro every cloud eh?
  
• 13:13:26: Did a bit of volcanic ash just get stuck in twitters engines?
  
• 13:19:19: @iamamro At the moment the sky is pretty John Major'ish
  
• 13:20:02: RT :) @EatMyHalo: Seconds before my execution, the warden got an order to stop it on his mobile. I got a textually transmitted reprieve.
  
• 14:29:31: News: Volcanic Ash .. Yawn .. Election bollocks ... Yawn
  
• 15:02:29: The sooner the school holidays are over the better, as far as I'm concerned
  
• 15:49:11: @htc Any news on when are going to see 2.1. for the Hero??
  
• 16:15:59: @Saronimo Is that Zammo behind and to the right?
  
• 16:23:51: @Saronimo From Grange Hill! http://bit.ly/99CqAK .. I'll get my coat
  
• 16:27:28: @iThumbmynose Think, why mention this now.. what legislation can they hang off the back of this revelation .. perhaps i'm a thought criminal
  
• 16:42:42: RT Couldn't resist @RichNeville: True dat! LOL! RT @ImATwat I'm a twat! #ImATwat
  
• 17:03:56: Apparently, this is lego me http://twitpic.com/1fshop
  
• 17:06:29: @jackdavidburton it's good to be offensive now and again, it seperates the weak ones .. they will die soon anyway
  
• 17:10:41: Russian nuclear cruiser makes port call in Syria - http://j.mp/b3jeFZ << aye aye
  
• 17:23:36: Child Rapists Protected By The State - http://j.mp/dru3Yx << This is really sickening
  
• 17:28:26: @Dervheid I agree .. I don't have an acid dye T Shirt either
  
• 17:30:58: I'm heading home in a few minutes. I just hope a Volcanic Ass http://bit.ly/aS6JKJ doesn't fuck with my car
  
• 19:22:26: Tonight you get to see the Bilderberg /Rothschild controlled puppets put on a show. Happy viewing folks
  
• 19:24:42: @domjoly CSPAN?
  
• 19:26:20: @domjoly http://www.c-span.org/Series/Prime-Minister-Questions.aspx C-SPAN3 at 3:30pm ET
  
• 20:04:17: @Woodseaves I understand David Cameron is going to cover Snoop Dogg's 'Drop it like it's hot'
  
• 20:10:24: I'm watching Pineapple Dance Studio.. don't judge me please .. someone must process Andrew Stone into Soylent Green. That is all
  
• 20:11:40: @iThumbmynose You need to be in a blackmailable position before you become that good
  
• 20:21:29: @iThumbmynose at the end of the day though, without a revolution (of sorts) things will never change. It's the same over here too
  
• 20:28:29: @iThumbmynose Absolutely agree.
  
• 20:30:24: @iThumbmynose Oh I know, it needs the military to get fucked off with it all too, then they'd probably bring mercs in. Its a buggering mess
  
• 20:30:43: @Woodseaves The other one???
  
• 20:36:45: No flights till 1pm Friday now. I hope this doesn't drag on until next February
  
• 20:38:29: I'm not partaking in the bullshit debate. It will only make me angry
  
• 20:42:49: Someone should invent a Volcano Ash filter for aircraft engines.
  
• 20:45:27: It would involve a filter that fits to an aircraft engine. Simple
  
• 21:52:26: Live Long and ROSPA #VulcanBicycleProficiency
  

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From Twitter 04-14-2010

• 14:25:33: Lib Dems to unveil free lunches - http://tinyurl.com/yyou63e
  
• 14:39:21: Twitpic have reset my viewcount on this pic http://twitpic.com/zjwbo from over 12,000 back to 1 the wankers
  
• 14:42:45: @Woodseaves look on the brightside, it could have been far worse
  
• 14:53:00: @TwitPic I've very recently had a view count on a twitpic post reduced from around the 12000 mark back down to 1, any reason?
  
• 17:46:21: McCain: Time to 'Pull the Trigger' With Iran - http://bit.ly/9MzstN? << *shakey headed sigh type thing*
  
• 17:48:45: Iran could acquire 1 nuclear weapon in about a year if it chooses to do so http://bit.ly/altib0? key words: 1 and could
  
• 19:07:06: @jackdavidburton They'd better bomb the fuck out of them to be sure though eh? Nothing like pre-emptive measures to keep the west safe!
  
• 19:17:09: An open tweet to all corner cutting drivers in the Sutton Coldfield area. My patience is wearing thin I will start taking you out. Beware!
  
• 19:48:57: You can't hide.. I can see you
  
• 23:24:25: http://twitpic.com/1fmnlw http://twitpic.com/1fmnlo
  

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From Twitter 04-13-2010

• 09:33:28: RT @ArmyofDave: Anyone who plays Farmville will have their internet access revoked #ManifestoOfDave
  
• 09:44:58: Power should rest with people, not politicians. Sign #POWER2010's declaration for a new politics - http://www.power2010.org.uk/Declaration
  
• 10:47:52: Tories pledge to piss on voters - http://tinyurl.com/y8h5745
  
• 11:27:21: I hate living in the now. I'm all about living in the tomorrow .. I think I may be todaysist
  
• 12:26:49: If Carlsberg did the BBC News Website headlines: http://twitpic.com/1faj5w http://twitpic.com/1faj5y
  
• 12:42:54: I can hear Gordon Brown's voice in the background .. it is making me nauseous
  
• 12:51:14: NAZI Roots of the Brussels EU - http://j.mp/cyg4EB
  
• 13:05:55: Jack Straw confirms State Sanctioned Kidnapping will continue - The Independent http://j.mp/bqVbrS
  
• 13:31:02: Bilderberg to Meet in Spain, the Trilateral Commission in Ireland - http://j.mp/bsDOW3
  
• 13:39:50: oh twitter behave
  
• 13:46:28: "Did The Fed Just (Surreptitiously) Bail Out Europe? - The Market Ticker" http://j.mp/dyNq0Y
  
• 13:48:18: Thats the good news out of the way .. how is everyone this fine day?
  
• 14:23:24: Radical Islamic Extremists Snowboard Into U.S. Embassy - http://j.mp/bDB5ab
  
• 14:42:17: @RichNeville Davey boy seems to be mirroring the US policies ... it's quite evident that we're fucked
  
• 14:47:50: @RichNeville couldn't agree more, it's like a globalist relay race
  
• 14:52:19: I really think we could do with Captain Beaky and his band at the moment
  
• 14:55:33: @RichNeville perhaps a little, however I understood it was morre a dissemination of globalist agenda rather than a discussion perse.
  
• 14:56:34: I should remember to check what I type before I hit enter ... doh
  
• 15:00:09: Another 12 months of recession apparently
  
• 15:01:01: RT @SIMpixels: 140 peeps have joined my FB fanpage. Any more for any more? :) http://is.gd/aZZlY << now you're just being greedy :)
  
• 15:05:38: @RichNeville I may be wrong about the level of discussion, but Camerons about-turn on the EU referendum suggests he is already compromised
  
• 15:06:43: @SIMpixels no worries :)
  
• 15:13:10: @RichNeville It'll be interesting to see if anyone other than Charlie Skelton will report on it this year.
  
• 16:27:01: @EatMyHalo you're a dreamer ;)
  
• 16:41:52: @EatMyHalo I'm actually struggling to think of an 'original' movie idea
  
• 16:47:12: @branderzy it's just rumours but we'll see! Career change?
  
• 16:55:59: @branderzy ahhh yes, I knew you were teaching, but wasn't aware you were researching beforehand. Makes sense though.
  
• 17:18:18: @jackdavidburton it's almost futile, because there are plenty of cunts to vote them in, and if not it will be fiddled much like Bush in US
  
• 17:19:19: @jackdavidburton not that I advocate the current scum either
  
• 17:34:26: @jackdavidburton yup hung parliament is the best we can hope for, shame it isn't literal
  
• 17:42:30: Michelle Obama goes on holiday without Barry and it's newsworthy .. fuck off
  
• 17:43:38: I would never retweet this. Please retweet this if YOU would never retweet this either. (via @BinaryDad)
  
• 18:09:42: Elections in the British One Party State http://j.mp/dlMKq7
  
• 18:37:10: "With 1 in 5 Americans out of work, Obama issues over a million green cards" http://j.mp/9qHSxB
  
• 20:46:57: http://bit.ly/cJIqUq Spotify: Pop Will Eat Itself – Def Con One
  

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From Twitter 04-12-2010

• 11:08:39: Morning all, how's it hanging?
  
• 11:10:01: I normally hat these cat pics, but what the hell http://twitpic.com/1f2a1k
  
• 11:17:41: had a look at catroulette.com this morning .. saw some nice pussy
  
• 11:33:35: US President Barack Obama warns of nuclear terrorism - http://j.mp/dlYbQV << Oh Barry the Irony in that statement is awesome.
  
• 13:02:38: Andrew Mitchell didn't bother voting on #debill. Find yours www.VoteThemOut.co.uk
  
• 13:03:09: MP Siôn Simon didn't bother voting on #debill. Find yours www.VoteThemOut.co.uk
  
• 13:08:17: 'England is only a collection of Regions' - Gordon Brown #cunt
  
• 13:08:52: Charlie Kennedy - breaking England up into EU Regions is good because “it is calling into question the idea of England itself”. #cunt
  
• 13:09:18: David Cameron - “I’ll take on the sour Little Englanders, I’ll fight them all the way”. #cunt
  
• 13:21:15: @stef it was always going to pass anyway. We are and have been for a long time experiencing Corporate Fascism
  
• 14:19:35: We are useless performers says Brown - http://j.mp/dkH2xU
  
• 14:27:33: @EatMyHalo are they tall, or is she short?
  
• 14:32:14: @EatMyHalo i see
  
• 14:38:20: RT @wikileaks: vimeo.com removed Collateral Murder from our paid account: "no videos depicting unlawful acts or extreme violence".
  
• 16:11:19: @The_Grim_Weeder I hope you get justice served!
  
• 16:29:20: Introducing Opera Face Gestures - http://j.mp/bB1hTH << How did I miss this April Fool ??
  
• 16:30:57: C.I.A.S.C.O #binladenipod
  
• 16:52:16: whenever I hear the phrase 'Hung Parliament" I smile, then I remember it's not a literal phrase, then my smile disperses
  
• 17:31:57: How come Israel isn't on the list of "violators" of the Nuclear non-proliferation agreement #justsayin
  
• 17:45:59: "Expenses MPs Devine, Chaytor and Morley get legal aid" http://j.mp/9y9H6m << These people need to be terminated
  
• 17:59:41: @RichNeville I shall henceforth be burning my hair off
  
• 23:44:24: Jesus Fucking Christ. I've just taken a look at #ukelection and there are people actually believing what they read. Humanity is doomed!
  

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From Twitter 04-11-2010

• 20:01:30: chatroulette, what the fuck is that all about eh?
  

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