From Twitter 02-06-2010

• 00:03:18: @EmpressOctopus or perhaps Glaring at Stoats !
  
• 02:28:08: Apparently it's quite late
  
• 11:39:38: BREAKING NEWS. AP are reporting that due to a faulty hose we are going to have to wash up by hand, sources close to the family are said ..
  
• 17:42:43: Bayonetta ... sexy time
  
• 17:44:36: @Woodseaves he moves in the shadows
  
• 18:26:57: @Woodseaves yes a burglar, you definitely mean one of those
  
• 20:23:37: We really don't have the equipment for washing up by hand, surely we can't be the only ones without a maid.
  

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From Twitter 02-05-2010

• 00:03:03: Dimbelby is a cunt #bbcqt
  
• 00:06:35: @Oobermann there you go.. a super cunt
  
• 00:09:04: That lad in the yellow is a cunt #bbcqt
  
• 00:09:36: twitchy eyed bastard #bbcqt
  
• 00:10:21: Sorry for swearing
  
• 00:11:41: @Oobermann I stand corrected
  
• 00:16:00: Talk about the fucking elite banking families, the ones who have consolidated additional wealth at the publics expense not RBS twats #bbcqt
  
• 00:20:42: @abstractimages I love photography but have no patience for composing a shot unlike yourself. Not knowing what i'm doing doesn't help either
  
• 00:21:15: @abstractimages I think Dimbley sounds better
  
• 00:46:26: goodnight people
  
• 09:27:43: @BinaryDad mine went up by 10000 overnight
  
• 09:57:44: good morning residents of Milky Way / Inner rim of the Orion Spur Solar System / Sun / 3rd planet in
  
• 10:00:04: @Woodseaves Morning, how come you are up so early?
  
• 10:06:05: @andy_lamb oh.. There is another web app that list followers/friends in categories I will try and remember what it is
  
• 10:07:45: @Woodseaves Ours came today too, it's the recycling van that's the loudest though
  
• 10:08:20: Geoff Built My Hotrod / Ministry #Geoffmusic
  
• 10:10:37: The Tweet Counter increase is a Level Up Multiplier #fact .. congratulations everyone
  
• 10:12:07: @remittancegirl why thank you #Geoffmusic
  
• 10:13:29: I think I will change my avatar tonight. I look dead at the moment
  
• 10:28:08: When the Geoff Goes Down / Cypress Hill #Geoffmusic
  
• 10:28:50: RT Awesome @remittancegirl: #geoffmusic Every Geoff You Take
  
• 10:28:59: Laters peeps .... worky time
  
• 10:38:14: A wee Irish boy is sat crying by the side of the road. A lady eventually wanders by and asks, "What's wrong (cont) http://tl.gd/74adq
  
• 12:11:46: The Tweet Counter increase is a Level Up Multiplier #fact .. congratulations everyone << A REMINDER
  
• 12:31:56: @AngryBritain At least if it hits you, it will be an ecologicaliy friendly accident
  
• 12:43:36: @SIMpixels morning Simon
  
• 12:49:30: @SIMpixels same old, same old you know .. just about clinging on to my sanity, how about you?
  
• 12:53:13: @SIMpixels good to hear..
  
• 13:04:16: @SIMpixels it's a cracking program though isn't it. I've been enjoying the Phototune 3 plugin lately
  
• 13:09:20: @SIMpixels I, ahem.. acquired a copy of Mask Pro. not a problem as such I just wanted a decent tool to use. sadly i haven't explored it yet!
  
• 13:16:29: @SIMpixels Thank you for the recommendations.. I will ahem.. cough cough... check them out ;)
  
• 13:26:04: RT HA HA @hashtagchampeen: AIDS in Manhattan #worstfilmideas
  
• 13:29:59: Jesus Christ Masterchef #worstfilmideas
  
• 13:32:58: The Men Who Swear At Goats #worstfilmideas
  
• 13:36:28: Debbie Does Salad #worstfilmideas
  
• 13:39:17: @andy_lamb being incredibly naive I just had to look that up ... and I agree
  
• 13:42:59: RT @andy_lamb I think I've seen this float past already, but 'Men Who Stare at Goatse' might be the worst film idea ever #worstfilmideas
  
• 13:43:37: @andy_lamb Did a search and nothing showed up!
  
• 13:47:07: @simpixels .. hehe I'm putting off eating for a short while. blame @andy_lamb
  
• 14:08:56: @Spandavia It's a conveniently timed distraction .. pure theatre
  
• 14:18:46: “Planetary Skin” Tool Aims to Improve Response to Climate Change" - http://j.mp/clOqA2 << BIG BROTHER (CLIMATE DIVISION)
  
• 14:22:10: @SIMpixels Thanks Simon.. I may do some tonight #ff
  
• 14:29:31: @Spandavia Chilcot in general .. waste of time exploring what we already know. They should be in the Hague
  
• 14:33:25: I think Bill Hicks got it spot on here with "Life is Just a Ride" - http://is.gd/7KUWp
  
• 14:36:41: @Dervheid when was this? The west knows exactly what weapons were in Iraq.. we have the vendor copies of the receipts
  
• 14:43:41: @Dervheid Nowt on the Record website, which is weird #whitamugeh
  
• 14:52:38: @Dervheid Managed to read it. As it's not WMD it would it probably have been used against the Allied forces .. absolute sensationalism IMHO
  
• 15:41:33: @BinaryDad They are Non-Toxic
  
• 15:56:33: RT @abstractimages: The Green Bile #worstfilmdeas
  
• 17:26:50: RT @andy_lamb: John Terry must be well chuffed he's trending on twitter! Well done #johnterry
  
• 19:50:04: I hope this fucking curry hurries up.. that's all
  
• 22:38:11: @abstractimages I thought "French" was the french word for twat
  
• 22:41:03: @abstractimages LOLe
  
• 22:43:21: Watching Silent Witness as I need cheering up
  
• 22:45:20: This week I have learnt that Superman isn't real, It has been a devastating time .. a bit like End of Days
  
• 22:50:58: What a bitch
  
• 22:51:33: @abstractimages is that in HD?
  
• 22:52:53: @abstractimages mmm ripe puss
  
• 22:54:16: RT YEP @abstractimages: @NeoplasmSix had your curry? I had salad. My IBS is flaring up. I've been 7 times today. #youdidnotwanttoknowthat
  
• 22:59:35: Gaddafi Duck #cartoondictators
  
• 23:04:17: RT @sickipedia: 22,000 dead in Burma so far. Both families are said to be devastated.
  
• 23:32:47: RT @abstractimages: Castro the Friendly Ghost #cartoondictators
  
• 23:42:21: Adolf In Wonderland #cartoondictators
  
• 23:42:56: Finding Nero #cartoondictators
  
• 23:48:29: @abstractimages cheers .. i'm spent on these!!
  
• 23:49:04: RT ha ha @abstractimages: Belgrano and Sebastian #cartoondictators
  
• 23:49:27: TV for a while
  

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From Twitter 02-04-2010

• 01:03:46: It's late, i'm tired and you all smell a little. Goodnight
  
• 09:11:33: God morgon
  
• 09:37:15: Looking at the weather you'd think we were facing "the end of days". Of course only if you believe that shit.
  
• 10:05:34: @serafinowicz What song would you cover to help the Haiti relief effort? #psdvd
  
• 10:17:31: NYTimes.com - Corporation Says It Will Run for Congress http://j.mp/a8bLZD
  
• 10:23:16: @EatMyHalo you've just mentioned him now! Perhaps the P word shouldn't be mentioned just King Nazi or something
  
• 10:27:16: @EatMyHalo I guess you've seen this picture comparison before, it's uncanny http://twitpic.com/11b6iu
  
• 11:22:06: @serafinowicz I have a nasty case of #psvd - what can I use to clear it up? #psdvd
  
• 11:44:44: @BinaryDad This ... http://twitpic.com/11bdkh - It gives me nightmares
  
• 13:56:30: @Woodseaves Wow, that's like a "50% extra free" sleep
  
• 14:33:51: @branderzy I think it may start next month in the UK!
  
• 14:42:55: @branderzy Hope so too, the last 2 were great so he's got a fair bit to prove. The trailer looks quite exciting http://is.gd/7Gvgd
  
• 15:20:44: Pictures of freaks (some of you may even be related to them ) http://twitpic.com/11c2fl http://twitpic.com/11c2fm http://twitpic.com/11c2g0
  
• 15:23:56: @davesusetty from here http://is.gd/7GE4S .. it's amazing what you can find when you're not really looking for anything
  
• 15:28:08: When the bank says "quantitative easing" they actually mean reducing the value of your money
  
• 15:30:27: @Sundaeg1rl That's awesome, most grandma's have 1940's magazines featuring powdered milk recipes and knitting patterns
  
• 15:31:43: @Dervheid this is true. I may try my own form of quantitative easing when I go shopping at the weekend
  
• 16:18:07: Now Miley Cyrus's nine-year-old sister launches risqué clothing line for pre-teens - http://j.mp/abq67O << VERY VERY WRONG
  
• 16:32:59: @simonpegg seems ok to me
  
• 16:33:06: Fast Food Provocateur .. http://twitpic.com/11cd04
  
• 17:06:55: @andy_lamb http://dossy.org/twitter/karma/ shows all on one page .. cant bulk unfollow anymore though
  
• 17:10:07: @andy_lamb I think that's right!
  
• 17:13:59: http://twitpic.com/11cjd1
  
• 17:16:55: @Saronimo Look at the blue sky, it was clearly that good weekend in May 2009
  
• 17:19:55: sit UP #keepfitfilms
  
• 17:22:58: @andy_lamb I tried it myself too and it seemed correct. Removal of "bulk unfollow" was a bollocks idea though
  
• 17:24:11: Con Aerobics #keepfitfilms
  
• 17:27:14: The 39 Step Masters #keepfitfilms
  
• 17:29:54: @Saronimo Awesome will do. I'll leave the camera at home. I've never been able to roll a ham joint, it's not flakey enough for my technique!
  
• 17:33:14: @andy_lamb I think "Friends" is people you follow, "Followers" is obvious, and "Mutual Friends" is those that follow each other?
  
• 17:36:08: Hello @giantearwig_ @oghme @greenenergy90 @UltimateFlirt @ihavegoodcredit - are you real people?
  
• 17:53:40: I have a couple more funny pics, first an ITV tribute http://twitpic.com/11cpiu next a Toyota advert http://twitpic.com/11cpm8 That is all.
  
• 17:59:10: @Woodseaves That should ensure another 10 hour sleep if your lucky
  
• 18:08:57: RT @davesusetty: #jedwardfacts Jedward helped Freddie Mercury set the record for Most Grave Spins during a single song.
  
• 21:24:49: come on twitter, say something interesting
  
• 21:39:59: @abstractimages website doofer, waht is that?? ehhh
  
• 21:41:14: @abstractimages thanks
  
• 21:42:50: @abstractimages ahh like a ratings and reactions type thing. I installed Discus on my blog
  
• 21:46:35: @abstractimages i'll watch that in a few minutes
  
• 21:49:18: RT Eww freaky @abstractimages: Hey, these'd go down pretty well in your neck of the woods @Ginger_KR http://bit.ly/6HyyIFEwwww
  
• 21:51:35: @abstractimages not so much a counter, but I believe it actually lists all retweets, see the bottom if interested http://bit.ly/92anmw
  
• 21:59:09: @EatMyHalo is San Andreas rubbing itself up again? Bad bad fault. Apparently Yellowstone Nat Park is a bit volatile too. Superman not real??
  
• 22:03:22: @EatMyHalo What the fuck are we going to do when Zod shows up then? :(
  
• 23:24:20: @abstractimages - I like these ones: Still Life http://bit.ly/aOhQFz
  
• 23:33:14: I think Verint Security systems may just be public face of Big Brother not the TV Show!
  
• 23:34:01: Also in the news. I'm tired
  
• 23:45:36: "Police unable to confirm that missing explosive has beenaccounted for" http://j.mp/dzgcH4 <<WTF DOES THIS MEAN .. This is in Vancouver btw
  
• 23:58:45: Question Time is just a big load of cunty bollocks, don't look to Television for any kind of truth
  

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From Twitter 02-03-2010

• 09:13:53: FED GAVE Banks Access to 23.7 TRILLION NOT 700 BILLION... http://youtu.be/fHLXO_y3KIg
  
• 09:15:45: Gordon Brown | A vote to give politics back |http://j.mp/bAkVhs .. funny comments
  
• 09:19:09: Morning kids
  
• 10:20:07: Bercow's wife in spat with fellow Twitter user" http://j.mp/dkS5Co << MPs wife doesn't like being spied on
  
• 11:25:12: @BinaryDad how about Paraphilia?
  
• 11:25:52: @BinaryDad apologies thats a wide term
  
• 12:04:46: This is fantastic and cruel - http://twitpic.com/115qzr
  
• 12:08:58: @Dervheid good innit?
  
• 12:31:16: One day, I swear I will know what I'm doing
  
• 13:10:42: @Woodseaves Important question: What type of cake?
  
• 13:17:45: @Woodseaves Mmmm. I don't think i've tried them .. now I'm hungry, luckily it's lunch time soon!
  
• 14:11:21: @Woodseaves some might say a "Pilgrim's Choice". I shall get my coat
  
• 20:59:55: Snowdilocks and the 3 boards http://twitgoo.com/d4c53
  

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From Twitter 02-02-2010

• 00:08:20: Evening all
  
• 09:25:18: Good morning
  
• 09:27:52: My run down of today's news .. Fear, fear, bullshit, fear, fear, bullshit, The fucking Pope, fear, fear, bullshit, football transfers, fear
  
• 09:28:19: @BinaryDad Morning
  
• 09:30:01: @thefuckingpope absolutely you are :)
  
• 09:35:26: RT @robinbogg: How many clubs did Robbie Keane support as a boy? << I've found the list http://bit.ly/c22t1l
  
• 10:07:53: RT ha ha @EatMyHalo: Morning. I fell asleep last night during 'Hannibal' and missed the disembowelment scene. I'm gutted.
  
• 10:19:59: Our debt time bomb is ready to go ka-boom Paul B. Farrell - MarketWatch - http://j.mp/dbFz96
  
• 10:30:06: @JohnPollock Kissenger?
  
• 10:50:59: RT @Sundaeg1rl: http://twitpic.com/1100b0 - Am I ready to go to Hell yet?
  
• 11:02:24: The Catholic Clergy .. fucking our kids for hundreds of years #truetaglines
  
• 11:02:53: That should lose me some followers
  
• 11:06:51: Religion - Fucking With Our Minds since the Dawn of Time (6000 years ago?) #truetaglines
  
• 11:13:31: Claire Short appears to be puffing lightly on the whistle at present unless i'm mistaken (this happens often)
  
• 11:26:53: RT @GaryDelaney: Good to see the Pope has an issue with gay adults having consenting sex with other gay adults, but obviously fucking ki ...
  
• 11:28:31: @andy_lamb Does he have a Nigerian Bank account?
  
• 11:52:33: BREAKING NEWS: Panic has set in due to my mothers car battery being flat
  
• 13:22:31: @prospect_uk Can you provide the link to the article or it just a news bite re: Dog Impact on Enviroment
  
• 14:47:00: @dazzw Web Only but: http://dossy.org/twitter/karma/ apparently though Twitter have banned Bulk Unfollowing!!!
  
• 16:50:24: Pope's got a brand new bag #popepop
  
• 16:52:41: Pope Will Eat itself #popepop band
  

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From Twitter 02-01-2010

• 10:34:58: Good morning Tau'ri
  
• 10:37:18: @ihuntmidgets how about a "snatch of vaginas" ?
  
• 11:35:47: BBC News - Israel disciplines top officers on white phosphorus - http://j.mp/ceO8xD
  
• 11:51:30: How come Peter Mandelson is allowed to be alive?
  
• 12:28:59: I thought the #Chilcot Inquiry was to establish the legality of slaying Iraqis, not whether our chaps had the correct equipment
  
• 15:48:25: @KlarkeKent Shit. I thought nobody had noticed
  
• 15:52:18: @KlarkeKent what course are you doing?
  
• 15:54:18: @KlarkeKent sounds cool. I wont pretend to know what that involves, apart from possibly reading stuff
  
• 15:56:05: @Chilma racist ;)
  
• 15:57:23: @KlarkeKent i'm only guessing. Perhaps it's like watching TV or summat! The TV is media right?
  
• 15:59:55: @KlarkeKent You should become a hermit like Obi-Wan and live in a cave, perhaps you could repair droids too
  
• 16:14:45: right.. gotta fetch mini me from school... laters folks
  
• 16:58:43: Thanks for removing my username :) http://tweetphoto.com/10171087
  
• 17:01:28: @RichNeville No one ever answered me, I think I'm going to stop asking!
  
• 17:04:03: "The Church has always been anxious to form the hermits into communities" http://j.mp/bPvqgE << #CHURCHFAIL
  
• 17:08:42: "Depictions of Female Orgasm Being Banned by Classification Board" http://j.mp/cjDrwU << Australian Government - You're fired
  
• 17:15:45: @RichNeville The situation isn't ideal I know. My 6yr old wants to see the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, obviously a No No with tits in it
  
• 17:19:06: Jeb Bush is back& some think he's looking presidential http://j.mp/bJaBvx < The world really needs another Bush crime family member in power
  
• 17:27:54: Black History Month in the US & Canada eh..
  
• 17:50:03: "The Terror Card: Fear is the Key to Obedience" http://j.mp/cXhTLL << EXCELLENT ARTICLE
  
• 18:28:16: Belgium - Uncyclopedia http://j.mp/9JRYtW "Recent studies of the area Belgium have shown that Belgium doesnt exist" LOL
  

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From Twitter 01-31-2010

• 00:30:28: Too much vodka makes @neoplasmsix a really caned boy
  
• 20:51:18: @MailOnline what does "swingeing" mean?
  

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