From Twitter 12-11-2010

• 10:11:00: good morning
  
• 12:23:57: @andy_lamb what! i dont imagine that they were going to go into Christianity co-opting pagan celebrations
  
• 12:24:58: @ArmyofDave is it senuti or something like that?
  
• 12:29:16: @ArmyofDave *coughs* torrent
  
• 19:06:42: @ArmyofDave did you find any freeware that does the job?
  
• 21:12:01: next up Cher making up the numbers on a Run DMC comeback #xfactor
  
• 21:34:51: do people actually like this kind of music? #xfactor #rhianna beggars belief
  
• 21:41:52: @MattyG72 who is?
  
• 21:45:29: @MattyG72 she reminds me of Christina applegate circa Married With Children #slut
  
• 21:50:09: @MattyG72 I think she's been on the power shakes and has forgotten to exercise
  
• 21:55:08: @scampi_jobson ana?
  

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From Twitter 12-10-2010

• 00:11:43: in a universe of infinite possibilities everything is impossible
  
• 00:33:46: The sky is falling, society crumbling and i'm tired ... Goodnight
  
• 13:44:00: On BBC News Website: "PM condemns attack on royals' car"
  Not on BBC News Website: "PM is a cunt, the royals are cunts too"
  
• 17:29:36: I don't understand the inner workings of a childs mind, nor do I want to
  
• 20:48:40: On the Game for a laugh #badgamesgows
  
• 20:49:24: The Prick Is Right #badgamesgows
  
• 20:51:12: A Question Of Spurt #badgameshows
  
• 20:52:05: Smeggheads #badgameshows
  
• 20:54:47: Universally Challenged #badgameshows
  
• 20:57:16: Name That Tumour #badgameshows
  
• 21:00:13: RT @dzhimbo Bullshit #badgameshows or Japseye?
  
• 21:04:35: Have I Got Jews For You #badgameshows
  
• 21:06:08: 9 Out Of 10 Cunts #badgameshows
  
• 21:23:38: RT @markthomasinfo: Amnesia may not your problem @piersmorgan, your problem I imagine is trying to get others to suppress their gag refl ...
  
• 21:48:06: @TummyCustard either way it's still smegging micro$oft though
  
• 21:49:59: @piersmorgan they weren't hacked .. that's one clear difference for a start
  
• 21:52:06: @TummyCustard agreed re: iworks and fair enough on Outlook
  
• 21:54:32: @TummyCustard indeed .. word formatting sucks big donkey balls
  
• 21:57:36: @TummyCustard fiddled around doing that for ages, 1 per page is the only way with word unless you're a masochist
  

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From Twitter 12-09-2010

• 12:39:21: Divs> http://bit.ly/h62SAD
  
• 14:05:19: Let sex offenders adopt and work with children, says report http://t.co/xwVwOTF << What the fucking fuck??
  
• 16:53:18: Students .. why not level the playing field by coming to the next student demo on your horse or pony
  
• 16:53:32: that last one was a joke btw
  
• 16:54:11: @andy_lamb words failed me
  
• 16:54:57: @Spangila thanks ... it was one of those inspirational thingies that happens now and again ...
  
• 17:11:34: same here
  
• 17:16:25: @davesusetty I think it's because protesters are penned in, the usual result being the situation 'boiling over' but I may be wrong
  
• 17:19:06: @Spangila couldn't agree more
  
• 17:29:49: @debonbon and he was assassinated
  
• 17:31:55: I think the rozzers are secretly happy about the fires burning everywhere
  
• 17:34:37: sorry for the next tweet ... it's a remix of an earlier tweet
  
• 17:35:22: Students .. why not level the playing field by coming to the next student demo on your own horse or pony #demo2014
  
• 17:41:41: it can only be a matter of time before we see some form of martial law
  
• 17:42:54: @Fowget me too now I think about it ... Arse!
  
• 17:45:08: met police 'extremely dissapointed' with protesters #policespokeswomanonskynewsisshit
  
• 17:45:54: apparently my spelling is also shit
  
• 17:50:19: vandalism is sad but the state of this country is much much worse
  
• 18:13:20: My year in Facebook statuses http://twitpic.com/3edy39
  
• 18:15:06: My year in Facebook statuses 2010 http://post.ly/1JSQ7
  

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From Twitter 12-08-2010

• 14:43:12: word up
  
• 18:39:13: how old is John Lennon's corpse ? .... I don't think it's been mentioned for quite a while
  

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From Twitter 12-07-2010

• 11:17:40: Assange arrested #thenews
  
• 11:26:07: Does this mean the encryption key for the insurance file is going to be released? or is that only if the fucker disappears??
  
• 15:31:39: ---> This <--- or ---> That <---
  
• 18:46:39: Does anyone else think that one of the most important times historically is happening right now? #thinkingoutloud
  
• 20:23:54: A Nightmare on Rich Tea 4: Custard Cream Warriors #biscuitmovies
  

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From Twitter 12-06-2010

• 14:53:51: good afternoon you lot
  
• 17:43:11: The Microsoft website is down .. Armageddon time
  
• 22:05:34: it's like 'The day after tomorrow' outside #sorta
  

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From Twitter 12-05-2010

• 02:07:43: Nigel the nipple biting nut sac #notbored
  
• 13:01:19: morning !!
  
• 18:12:34: @hotpigandbadger we've had waxes done, quite reasonable at £8 ... full service is £25 I think, we're having ours done before we go away
  
• 18:28:47: @hotpigandbadger because we are there each week, we let them keep it until the following week ... so not really sure!
  
• 18:29:43: @hotpigandbadger do you go near cannock at all, boardwise in cannock do it i think!
  
• 18:33:19: @hotpigandbadger they defo wax, its a good shop
  
• 21:16:32: Never heard this song before! is it new? #xfactor
  

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