From Twitter 05-08-2010

• 07:36:20: Goooooood mooooooorrrrrnnning
  

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From Twitter 05-07-2010

• 08:26:14: @andy_lamb the fuckers broke it into segments and included it in their C4 alt election special ala comic relief
  
• 08:27:57: I am going to do some ff's later ...
  
• 08:32:25: RT @PrezofEarth: It is 11:39 Thursday night-If this tweet has 100 stars on favstar.fm @ midnight, Friday May 8, I'm donating all of my h ...
  
• 08:38:01: Now the election is behind us we need to continually remind parliament that THEY WORK FOR US
  
• 09:15:05: If you don't follow: @remittancegirl @PrezofEarth @expatina @EatMyHalo @RyanCHutchings @JackDavidBurton then you will be terminated #FF (1)
  
• 09:21:59: Future members of the resistance: @Neurosceptic @RichNeville @iThumbmynose @dzhimbo @andy_lamb @joskinner @KlarkeKent @Woodseaves #FF (2)
  
• 09:23:29: Right .. more FF's later .. I seem to lose followers every time I get included on someones FF list .. my aim is to get to 450 today
  
• 09:23:58: Worky time now
  
• 10:27:07: It's going to take a lot of wood to build a gallows fit to hang 650 people .. I hope it's televised though
  
• 10:34:52: This election should be settled with a game of Televised Russian Roulette #ge10
  
• 10:48:32: Bilderberg are meeting in Europe over the next couple of weeks. This is where the policies that our puppets sign into law are made #ge10
  
• 11:09:11: Thanks for any #FF s folks
  
• 11:20:19: According to the BBC website .. the 'Others' presumably from Lost have won a seat in parliament #ge10 #ukelection
  
• 11:33:19: Some mathematics for y'all: 1984 + 2010 /Internet = http://twitpic.com/1lqbzn
  
• 11:38:38: @dazzw what a cunt!
  
• 11:42:29: @dazzw Sometimes if the urinals are empty I will take one near the middle in a set of 4 .. just to test people .. not too often though!
  
• 12:11:13: @dazzw I agree
  
• 12:11:26: RT @dazzw: @NeoplasmSix I was at no.2 - he went to no 1. http://bit.ly/afu6Ae <<Should be taught in primary school.
  
• 13:40:00: @Saronimo #no #revolution There's no time for a revolution BGT is on tomorrow night!
  
• 14:07:52: @Saronimo Don't make me spell it out!!! Britain's Got Talent .. I think 'Television, Drug of the Nation' by Disposable Heroes .. sums it up
  
• 14:30:47: So is King Lizard Mandelson going to appoint a new Labour sock puppet?
  
• 14:40:49: Cameron bollocking on about Carbon #cunt
  
• 14:44:25: has anyone got a link for one of the new Non-Latin web addresses .. I need to see what they look like at the top of my browser
  
• 14:47:06: @nihiofkdi thanks!
  
• 14:51:19: cheers guys for the non latin links .. crazy stuff ..
  
• 14:54:04: @beginjapan obviously .. I take it you're still outside the UK?
  
• 14:57:07: @beginjapan I'm afraid it has got a little bit broken and apparently we can't afford the repair bill
  
• 15:02:58: "BBC News - Chaotic polling problems lead to calls for e-voting" http://j.mp/a4UOiO << NO NO NO .. these are too open to Electoral Fraud
  
• 15:18:36: We do not want to go down the route of electronic voting .. how the fuck do we know what happens to our vote http://bit.ly/cxLpq6
  
• 15:23:08: @beginjapan tempting .. but it'd be rude to leave the family to suffer
  
• 15:28:56: @beginjapan how long are you staying for? or is it permanent?
  
• 15:31:16: @beginjapan Blimey .. perhaps you will be eligible for day release at some stage
  
• 15:33:40: 347 days until Skynet is switched on
  
• 15:40:12: 349 days until Judgment day
  
• 15:41:16: 232 days until Christmas
  
• 16:49:34: @iThumbmynose no worries and good luck for Sunday and all that.We're stuck with Europa this year
  
• 17:06:54: The Internet anticipated in 1964 or “The World in a Box” - http://j.mp/dBNgCb <, Interesting read
  
• 17:18:54: Halliburton Secretly Doing Business with Key Member of Iran’s Nuclear Team - http://j.mp/cEgmV6
  
• 17:27:12: "EU Votes for Labels on Nano, Cloned and GM Food" http://j.mp/arbpgu
  
• 19:00:30: I'm having Lamb Dhansak and there's nothing you can do to stop me
  
• 19:35:27: That was fantastic
  
• 19:36:34: RT @beatnikrow: Once again the Sutton coldfield observer demonstrates its commitment to hard hitting, local current affairs! http://tw ...
  

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From Twitter 05-06-2010

• 00:02:13: @expatina thank you for your kind recommendation
  
• 00:04:11: Seriously though I can't wait for a new government to be installed so that our misery can continue unchanged #ukelection
  
• 00:09:13: No matter who you vote for the Government always gets in
  
• 00:13:18: Just been reading about time travel, in about half an hour I'm going to close my eyes. When I open them I should be 7 hours in the future.
  
• 00:24:00: Just about to start my attempt at time travel, unfortunately it's a one way trip. I'll see you on the flip side.
  
• 07:57:54: @wyldangyl nice!
  
• 08:03:44: @wyldangyl http://twitpic.com/1lg9m5 - is it wrong to encourage you to drink more?
  
• 08:04:32: Good morning folks.. what a dull day eh?
  
• 08:06:17: @wyldangyl very true
  
• 08:08:24: BBC news reports that Facebook has fixed an embarrassing floor ... it must surely be the fitted tiger skin rug that they're talking about
  
• 08:10:05: @wyldangyl An explosive mix indeed
  
• 08:29:47: @wyldangyl apologies that last one wasn't meant as a DM!!!!
  
• 08:42:34: @wyldangyl what sort of music do you like?
  
• 08:47:27: @wyldangyl have you ever tried lastfm ? http://www.last.fm/ .. it's great for finding similar artists to those that you already like.
  
• 08:53:32: @wyldangyl no probs .. i'd never heard of those bands before either .. i'll check them out
  
• 08:55:16: My son has had a space hopper for his 7th birthday http://twitpic.com/1lghca it's too big!!!
  
• 08:58:28: @wyldangyl from what I've heard I agree
  
• 09:03:17: @wyldangyl good stuff . with lastfm you have to sign up for a free account but you can add friends online and share what you're listening
  
• 09:16:17: @wyldangyl what type of dancing?
  
• 09:40:52: I have electile dysfunction
  
• 10:48:32: @iamadamski yep it's great ta
  
• 10:53:10: http://open.spotify.com/track/0PvdCkxxUMjBipIIiIeLqk Spotify: The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy – California Uber Alles
  
• 10:56:40: http://open.spotify.com/track/7d8ASF9oRKKfsnnflDO44s Spotify: Black Flag – Annihilate This Week
  
• 10:59:01: Angry music morning
  
• 11:01:21: Blast From The Past - http://open.spotify.com/track/0aOrXQuE0spI6XUQuGakZ8 Spotify: The Stupids – I Don't Like Nobody [Porno Mix]
  
• 11:43:00: i'm listening to 'The Stupids' on spotify .. so there
  
• 19:34:08: @iThumbmynose Europe is already unravellng. The UK is in more debt than Greece and look what's going down over there. It's an IMF takedown
  
• 19:46:55: @iThumbmynose Indeed
  
• 21:59:58: RT @SwarmedAx: #C4alternativeelection we vote in a small shed with a portaloo at the side - it rocks (literally)
  
• 22:06:29: Underwhelmed
  
• 22:24:32: I've said it before and I'll say it again.. All this election decides is the route we take to a centralised EU govt. #ukelection #traitors
  
• 22:42:37: @nihiofkdi I wish I could be optimistic but it's been planned for over 50 years. Time will tell I guess.
  
• 23:21:38: I fucking hate it when a normally good tv program is broken up into smaller segments to fill a 'special' #c4altelection
  
• 23:39:56: @An_Irish_Brit no
  
• 23:42:26: @An_Irish_Brit that was a no it's not too late
  
• 23:48:44: Nighty night folks. It'll be the same old shit tomorrow, no point in missing sleep for this election BS
  

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From Twitter 05-05-2010

• 08:33:46: In approximately 12 months time I have an underwhelming suspicion that everyone will be saying that nothing has changed #ge10
  
• 08:36:21: @iamamro I know people care, it was just a protest tweet against the constant election blather... I didn't mean to offend
  
• 09:06:42: @EatMyHalo Morning... Holmes infuriates me every time he opens his mouth .. subject matter irrevlevant
  
• 09:09:50: @EatMyHalo I understand your anger
  
• 09:12:42: @EatMyHalo I would even provide an alibi ...
  
• 09:42:23: NLE 10 troubles me and I don't even live in the US - http://j.mp/9MXgYL << Bad things happen during 'training exercises'
  
• 10:54:42: A message from the people of Greece http://twitpic.com/1l7p7z
  
• 10:57:41: @joskinner can you Tar and Feather him please
  
• 11:04:24: @RyanCHutchings @NeoplasmSix @joskinner @dzhimbo . These should be standard operating procedures for contact with all MP's not just thingy!
  
• 11:07:25: I didn't mean to tweet myself then ... fucking idiot
  
• 11:12:23: I just clicked into FaceBook and was presented with this option in the middle at the top http://twitpic.com/1l7sxn !!!
  
• 12:28:19: #ge10 All citizens of the UK without an Official Polling Card don't worry you are subject to termination
  
• 12:47:07: Keep roads safe - breath test pedestrians - News.com.au - http://j.mp/bJ5xzm
  
• 12:58:38: Whatever the result for #ge10 I have an underwhelming suspicion that in 12 months everyone will be saying that nothing has changed.
  
• 13:07:43: RT @RyanCHutchings: #jackburtonsmassivepenis #jackburtonsmassivepenis #jackburtonsmassivepenis #jackburtonsmassivepenis #jackburtonsmass ...
  
• 13:09:13: House Fire MD #tvshowkilloffs
  
• 13:12:51: @BinaryDad Shhh I'm trying to prophetic .. (if that's a real word!)
  
• 13:13:39: ahh fuck missed a word out again ..
  
• 13:30:54: The Greeks are burning banks
  
• 16:19:38: Facebook | Vandalised Conservative Billboards's Photos - http://j.mp/a48SbS
  
• 16:36:55: "Why the Greek crisis matters - Markets - MSN Money UK" http://j.mp/b2nM7I
  
• 16:43:15: Time-Traveler Busted For Insider Trading http://j.mp/cuOrq4
  
• 17:23:48: Wow Bin Laden is hiding in Iran, he is apparently lodging with Lord Lucan
  
• 19:51:32: @iamadamski Ad, how can this be? He was never alive to begin with.
  
• 23:59:52: I shall be voting for Noel's House Party tomorrow, now that's actual and verifiable change #ukelection
  

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From Twitter 05-04-2010

• 09:43:20: What is up dear homies?
  
• 09:51:46: The Men Who Stare at Scrotes #testiclefilms
  
• 09:57:42: My left Nut #testiclefilms
  
• 10:00:21: Crown Jewels of the Nile #testiclefilms
  
• 10:01:09: Plum and Dumber #testiclefilms
  
• 10:01:33: Nutsack and Two Smoking Barrels #testiclefilms
  
• 10:02:16: Gonads in 60 seconds #testiclefilms
  
• 10:02:39: Love Spuds Actually #testiclefilms
  
• 10:16:40: Jason and the Ar-Gonads #testiclefilms
  
• 10:18:39: Thunderballs #testiclefilms
  
• 10:22:04: A Fistful of Bollocks #testiclefilms
  
• 10:26:05: Full Metal Nutsack #testiclefilms
  
• 10:28:39: @RyanCHutchings You must find out who it was and force them to eat a 'Meltdown the Revenge' it hurts .. on exit
  
• 10:31:35: Reservoir Cods #testiclefilms
  
• 11:42:09: US and Russia to propose ban on WMD in Middle East - http://j.mp/dhxb3J << LOL
  
• 11:44:00: Obama Jokes about Killing People via Drones - http://j.mp/dojolx
  
• 11:47:13: Hoth in The City #starwarsmusic
  
• 11:50:24: Eine Kleine Cantina Musik #starwarsmusic
  
• 13:24:59: Election Manifesto 2010 / Landless Peasant Party - http://j.mp/a1pCmL <<Awesome Manifesto
  
• 13:46:39: Goldman Sachs Reveals it Shorted Gulf of Mexico one day before the sinking of an oil rig - http://j.mp/bekb8d (Huffington Post)
  
• 13:47:40: That last one is satire by the way
  
• 17:40:02: There is a 'Profound' decline in fish stocks and twitter doesn't care ... fuck off fish, you wet slimy bastards... that's what we all think
  
• 17:40:15: That was a grammar correction
  
• 17:59:38: ♥ Def Con One by Pop Will Eat Itself #lastfm: http://bit.ly/M4K5F amazon: http://amzn.to/auOOSR
  

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From Twitter 05-03-2010

• 09:44:33: ♥ Always Like This by Bombay Bicycle Club #lastfm: http://bit.ly/P5loK amazon: http://bit.ly/3EL6AI
  
• 10:04:43: ♥ Spell It Out by The Sunshine Underground #lastfm: http://bit.ly/bRrlP4
  
• 10:24:19: ♥ Being Watched by The Faction #lastfm: http://bit.ly/ah0GEZ
  
• 10:43:35: ♥ Weakness by McRad #lastfm: http://bit.ly/caG2ad amazon: http://amzn.to/a59tkB
  

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From Twitter 05-02-2010

• 00:09:10: @remittancegirl good morning, and what an awesome view!
  
• 00:10:09: I am going to sleep now ... G'Night all
  
• 18:43:16: This is a video from a couple of years ago of a mad old dear in Stratford doing a bit of keep fit http://youtu.be/qEBRof4-HQY
  
• 19:33:10: RT @BinaryDad: Not convinced devout prayer can cure homosexuality, but I think intense fucking might cure Christianity.
  

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