From Twitter 10-09-2010

• 08:19:56: Newt witter ?? WTF is that?
  
• 08:24:39: Happy somethingth of october #idontknowwhatdayitis
  
• 08:27:43: With each day that passes, I cheer myself up with the notion that we are one day closer to getting hover cars
  
• 11:05:56: http://twitpic.com/2vyllx
  
• 11:10:14: @JFoundation the one in the warm upstairs, having a week off boarding
  
• 11:26:46: @JFoundation we're hoping to go up to aviemore for a bit of snow and fog this Xmas though!
  
• 16:25:37: @JFoundation awesome .. however I now have a disturbing mental image I can't shift
  
• 23:52:48: The house next door to the last house on the left #prequelfilms
  

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From Twitter 10-08-2010

• 00:00:22: Good morning all
  
• 10:12:19: Hello peeps
  
• 10:20:30: @SwarmedAx when is your hair appointment?
  
• 10:23:50: @SwarmedAx half an hour then I reckon .. can you get me some fags whilst out please ... ta
  
• 10:27:02: @SwarmedAx 20 Silk Cut Menthol ... thank you kindly
  
• 10:32:44: @SwarmedAx very
  
• 10:40:35: @SEDiamond I reckon you could bring down the housing market and economy with that vacuum cleaner
  
• 10:46:20: @SEDiamond I say go for it .. start with government buildings and banking institutions .. remove the problem at source :)
  
• 10:52:18: @SEDiamond this much is true
  
• 10:56:52: @Mondayisntfunny it's Liu Xiaobo .. whoever the fuck that is i'm not sure!
  
• 10:59:48: @Mondayisntfunny haha couldn't agree more ...
  
• 11:34:59: @andy_lamb can't you give it to your spider?
  
• 11:43:47: @andy_lamb it's a tough call .. if you let it go and it is slightly injured it's going to get caught again .. we get mice and frogs!
  
• 12:45:23: Things I have learned today: Thimbu (spelling variation) is the capital of Bhutan .. How you ask: iphone auto correct for 'Thingy' !!!
  
• 13:05:54: Whilst the Nobel Peace Prize is a farce, awarding it to Liu Xiaobo appears to be an act of provocation against China #IamNotDefendingChina
  
• 22:58:17: im fucked
  

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From Twitter 10-07-2010

• 08:27:16: @SIMpixels oi ;) I tend to agree though!
  
• 09:23:34: "Girl sends tooth fairy money to PM - Yahoo! News UK" http://j.mp/aDQbhS << Sickening
  
• 09:41:02: I made it through the wilderness, Somehow I made it through ew ewwwwwww
  
• 09:45:18: @FilthyLurker aww shucks *blushes*
  
• 10:04:25: For mash get smash : http://youtu.be/3SAbJjktk7E
  
• 10:34:14: Children of a lesser Dog #k9films
  
• 10:37:13: The Hound of Music #k9films
  
• 10:37:38: My left Mutt #k9films
  
• 10:43:01: Raiders of the Lost Bark #k9films #sorry
  
• 10:44:14: Bark to the Future #k9films
  
• 10:49:11: Woof Actually #k9films
  
• 10:57:05: The Beagle Has Landed #k9films
  
• 10:59:58: Setter off Dead #k9films
  
• 13:02:52: Happy 9th birthday 'War of Terror'
  
• 13:17:15: How to Cut Carbon Emissions http://t.co/73YRpKP via << This is some of the sickest propaganda I've seen
  
• 13:58:08: They Weren't Aliens - http://j.mp/d16E8Q << interesting !?!
  
• 14:40:24: The worst thing about Microsoft Outlook is everything
  
• 14:48:18: Why DO people capitalise THE wrong words to emphasize a POINT, eh?
  
• 15:44:31: Why do Indian call centre people use the word expedite without ever doing so #angryasfuckrightnow
  
• 15:46:34: apologies if that last tweet came across as racist, it wasn't intended to
  
• 15:56:36: @Fowget thanks
  
• 15:59:16: @ThreeUKLatest Do three have customer service representation on Twitter?
  
• 16:00:31: @Animalhouse36 it was to be honest ... Three UK unsurprisingly, however they are all the same .. call centres that is!!
  
• 16:01:48: RT @Animalhouse36: @NeoplasmSix I wish all call centres would go back to where they came from.<< :)
  
• 16:19:52: This is NOT an Asphalt Highway - http://j.mp/dlZesY #ThisSucksBigTime
  
• 16:30:33: RT @dzhimbo: The Great ESC #computermovies
  
• 16:35:54: The Big BIOS #computermovies
  
• 16:36:36: The Ram Busters #computermovies
  
• 16:36:56: @dzhimbo thank you sir #computermovies
  
• 16:39:40: fireWall Street : LAN Never Sleeps #computermovies
  
• 16:41:07: Rear Windows 7 #computermovies
  
• 16:48:55: @ThreeUKLatest Don't worry .. the issue has now been resolved .. many thanks
  
• 23:21:33: http://twitpic.com/2vi821
  
• 23:56:31: Its nearly Friday
  
• 23:59:53: It's Friday
  

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From Twitter 10-06-2010

• 06:51:57: Been awake for an hour! What a waste of sleep time!!
  
• 08:21:32: @shinytuppence all 3 in one?
  
• 08:23:51: @shinytuppence haha worth a try ;)
  
• 10:02:49: Why is it the main item of news that a Scouse football club occupying a relegation position might be sold? #MainStreamMediaCunts
  
• 10:05:21: @SEDiamond Blimey, who is saying this?
  
• 10:08:32: @EatMyHalo it appears to be turning into a soap opera again though! #lfc .. morning by the way!
  
• 10:11:50: @EatMyHalo Indeed I've been busy of late! ... I'm not sure why it is the major news item like everywhere! Must be burying some bad news!
  
• 10:13:13: @SEDiamond I've long given up on forums .. full of people not willing to see other peoples point of view and push their own agenda
  
• 10:15:05: @SEDiamond I'm with you there
  
• 10:21:37: @EatMyHalo You're probably right about that .. I'd like to use 'enhanced interrogation techniques' on the press for kicks
  
• 12:05:10: Baps to the Future #breastinshow
  
• 14:17:22: Has anyone upgraded their phone to iPhone 4 on Three ? .. If so how long does the activation take?
  
• 14:30:03: @Dervheid damn that must be it? I used a bread knife!
  
• 14:40:42: @robots_ http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/
  
• 14:44:01: @robots_ your tweet made me think that such a website should exist .. and it does .. barmy
  
• 14:47:48: @Dervheid The instructions weren't terribly clear!
  
• 14:49:10: @robots_ I know!
  
• 15:23:39: Turns out I needed to phone 3! up to 24 hrs!!
  
• 15:56:17: It's time to take our country back from these cunts (not specifically the Tories).. I just need to pop to the toilet first though
  

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From Twitter 10-05-2010

• 13:35:05: If you see a UFO, don't be scared, the alien robots inside are just stocking up on Smash
  
• 14:14:49: @a_rum_do don't do it... you'll be all over the news and will probably get tazered ... or something
  
• 14:44:20: The Mattress Reloaded #filmremakefail
  
• 14:52:23: The Fashion of The Christ #filmremakefail
  
• 15:31:20: "NASA Relaunches Astronaut Jim Lovell To 'Finish The Job' | CNN - http://j.mp/d74RFk
  
• 15:32:40: sludge leak?
  
• 16:03:22: Ei8ht #sequelfail
  
• 16:05:37: Back to the Furniture #filmremakefail
  
• 16:07:00: How to strain your Dragon #filmremakefail
  
• 16:14:20: @andy_lamb don't worry... Tax breaks probably wont start until nearer 2015, giving you up to 5 years to save for your wedding :/
  
• 16:18:10: @andy_lamb 23 yrs .. wowsers!
  
• 17:01:04: Is it too much to ask that people check their spellings on the item description before submitting it to be sold on Ebay
  
• 19:24:12: The Kate Mossad #celebintelligenceagency
  
• 19:28:14: MI5 Night Shyamalan #celebintelligenceagency
  
• 19:30:04: @robots_ it's portable .. take it with you
  
• 19:32:38: Jack DEA #celebintelligenceagency
  
• 19:36:02: @robots_ i'm on my 2nd macbook, i screwed the O/S up on the 1st. It took me 9 throws at a hard tiled floor to break it. They're tough!
  
• 22:59:01: Good evening tweet fans
  
• 23:04:52: @DarkBeige I've watched the first 3 and it's not bad, I'm praying it doesn't go all 'Flash Forward' like though
  
• 23:25:16: <tweet> nothing to see here </tweet>
  

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From Twitter 10-03-2010

• 09:40:04: I'm getting up at 10am .... Probably
  
• 09:41:01: Afterall this gut won't feed itself
  
• 10:36:17: @davesusetty jailbreak and unlock
  
• 13:49:01: This is bullshit
  

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