From Twitter 05-15-2011

• 16:32:56: everything is OK
  
• 16:33:46: @hotpigandbadger can you recall what the 'International' part was again.. or was it just to add effect?
  
• 21:19:50: @iamadamski @hotpigandbadger so we could have called it 'Slightly garlicy transvestite twister' instead then!
  
• 21:24:09: @iamadamski I don't mind them really, as long as they keep away from me... that is
  
• 21:24:31: The French huh!
  
• 21:27:25: @iamadamski it's a vain photoshop of me as Che Guevara
  
• 21:38:35: @iamadamski ahh, we don't do sarcasm on Sunday evenings in Wylde Green. It's for outsiders only
  
• 21:41:28: I'm not ashamed to say that I quite enjoyed Chalet Girl. #ShallowAl
  
• 21:44:13: We're watching 'The Time Machine' ... I'm sure i've seen this before ... sometime in the past
  

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From Twitter 05-14-2011

• 01:13:57: oops I appear to be sideways
  
• 11:55:47: all of my brakes are binding and I'm still sideways ..... hello
  
• 15:46:40: @Arcuate_Fire Thanks for the #ff appreciated as always
  
• 15:49:28: is there a footie match on ? or something?
  
• 15:55:18: First-Ever Microsoft Kinect Sex Game Launches - XBIZ Newswire http://t.co/ii4OkQA << didn't take long did it?
  
• 20:17:21: hello
  
• 20:25:39: RT @AL64: I used to be in this band, in fact i was in charge of making a ‘new tomorrow’, but in the end I just made a fire and burnt dow ...
  
• 20:40:43: #eurovision they won't be popular
  
• 20:46:03: #eurovision imagine if all music was like this ... forever.... think about it.. then puke
  
• 20:56:03: #eurovision Jim Morrison doing opera ... why!?
  
• 21:00:05: Beyond the shadow of coffee? come on Italy you can do better than that surely
  
• 21:01:17: RT @MattyG72: It's a wop Hue n Cry the smarmy, greasy, war dodging, side swapping scum #eurovision
  
• 21:13:11: #eurovision make this win
  
• 21:26:30: @hotpigandbadger yes ... I remember your bollocks swinging low... that keeps me awake some nights
  
• 22:16:14: get your freak on
  

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From Twitter 05-13-2011

• 00:33:55: RT @Feisty_Onion: Bono wears sunglasses permanently because his eyes were gouged out at school and replaced with raisins. #MadeUpFacts
  
• 10:43:55: @hotpigandbadger There is a rumour of a new album #thepixies
  
• 12:00:10: Hi kids whats happening?
  
• 12:41:31: Whoever invented the term 'Cloud computing' is a twat
  
• 13:02:38: If any of you crazies are having your rapture next week, can you be quiet please as I'll be at the pub and I don't like too much noise.. ta
  
• 13:09:11: @SIMpixels That used to happen at my old work place .. people consider themselves printer experts, usually followed by a new printer
  
• 13:21:43: @SIMpixels .. you should go and hide a couple of key components to ensure it can't be rebuilt then ;)
  
• 13:24:40: The Littlest Hobocop http://t.co/S7Pevzy (via b3ta)
  
• 14:13:07: RT @SteveToyne: Kenny Loggins: the number one IT problem in Scotland
  
• 14:26:59: @MattyG72 I'm not interested either.. it's all bollocks
  
• 14:57:46: 256,971 days ago the Vatican executed many of the Knights Templar for Heresy, luckily Heresy escaped and released 'Pure and Simple' in 2001
  
• 14:59:30: @andy_lamb Be careful with Doritos ..they can be a bit stabby if you eat them too quick
  
• 15:06:45: RT @GreenLikeCash: RT if you hate people telling you what to retweet.
  
• 15:08:02: @andy_lamb I think your plan would make riveting tv , but like you say it is fraught with potential #healthandsafety issues
  
• 15:13:13: We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office - Aesop #truedat
  

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From Twitter 05-11-2011

• 08:15:08: China: The New Bin Laden http://bit.ly/ifR3pR
  
• 13:35:17: Police buy software to map suspects' digital movements http://t.co/VAHQCda >> and so it begins
  

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From Twitter 05-09-2011

• 10:36:51: RT @michaellegge: Remember: He's OUR @mrjimbob so if he gets to no.1 it will be like we're at no.1. RT the link,if you can: http://bit.l ...
  
• 11:10:08: please somebody waterboard Dick Cheney #youknowitmakessense
  
• 17:11:44: RT @YourAnonNews: Anonymous’ Latest Press Release and Sony Being Very Naughty Boys! - The following article contains foul... http://tumb ...
  
• 18:50:34: hello
  

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From Twitter 05-07-2011

• 07:22:01: Shit My Students Write http://feedly.com/k/kdhtp2 << quite an amusing blog
  
• 09:59:01: good morning fellow infidels
  
• 13:29:12: I wonder if 'ground control' ever called Uncle Tom instead of Major Tom by mistake?! #ivealreadygotmycoaton
  
• 18:02:40: the people who know, will be first to go
  
• 18:03:23: the people with an idea, will slide into fear
  
• 18:04:15: the ignorant, will just carry on as always
  
• 18:04:50: meep
  

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From Twitter 05-06-2011

• 09:47:31: Currently coughing up little splooshes of lung custard #yuck
  
• 10:22:06: @fowget Congrats 'n all that
  
• 10:56:04: Elfoid is the human-shaped phone from Japan that tickles when it rings (video) -- Engadget http://t.co/B1yV9hU << NO THANKS
  
• 11:16:35: RT @Solutions_Inc: For today's #FreebieFriday we're going to make you work for your prize ; ) Give us a follow and we'll let you know at ...
  
• 13:26:24: RT @h0mfr0g: A fictional color is a pigment of your imagination.
  
• 13:36:18: Horn on the 4th of July #randyfilms
  
• 15:53:18: @davesusetty you shouldn't put the @ for direct messages
  
• 21:52:46: Rain #ukweather
  
• 22:00:33: another fake? http://yfrog.com/h04okp
  
• 22:30:55: I loved The Shamen
  
• 22:31:52: Mr C ruined this version for me #progen
  
• 22:35:02: I liked this at the time... bit dated now mind
  
• 22:35:46: what sort of drugs was I on?
  
• 22:36:38: yes .. Gary Clail!!
  
• 22:41:21: good album but not as Box Frenzy
  

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