From Twitter 07-17-2010

• 00:22:24: Cat farts linger and infiltrate your taste buds #catfartfacts
  
• 00:34:02: [-o-]
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• 00:45:47: \O/ O O /_O_\
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• 00:46:51: That didn't work :(
  
  Night night
  
• 09:09:12: Babel 2 : fire in the city #historicalmovies
  
• 19:52:28: I'm at my niece's engagement party .. yes I'm driving. :(
  
• 20:01:40: RT @SimonSwears Bleeding spastic << yes Simon?
  
• 20:14:09: A cunt of politicians #CollectiveNouns
  
• 20:20:59: A grope of cleavage #CollectiveNouns
  
• 20:22:25: RT @triplecherry: Rt @NeoplasmSix A cunt of politicians #CollectiveNouns > A penis of politicians
  
• 20:24:19: An internet of porn #CollectiveNouns
  
• 20:27:16: A migraine of artificial sweeteners #CollectiveNouns
  
• 20:46:12: A CIA plane of cocaine #collectivenouns
  
• 20:54:54: A collapse of economies #CollectiveNouns
  
• 21:36:32: Knob missile F1-11 #changelovetoknobsongs
  
• 21:49:13: Dreamer - Livin Joy #livedjtweet
  
• 23:25:17: Itchy eyes and lost fags .. That is how the night ended for me :(
  

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From Twitter 07-16-2010

• 00:08:20: @branderzy our walmarts over here attract some odd people .. I think there's even a website dedicated to 'people of walmart'
  
• 00:23:07: Bed time .. Night all
  
• 16:24:06: Thanks for the #ff @LaGillbear and @Fowget .. most appreciated
  
• 16:30:43: What's all this #newfacebooktributepages thing? I'm feeling a little out of touch!
  
• 16:34:40: It's about time someone invented the #tashhag
  
• 16:37:27: @robinbogg ahh I had a look at that! Some of the worst grammar I've ever seen, on both sides of the 'discussion'!
  
• 16:48:06: This cheap energy drink http://tweetphoto.com/33008185 tastes like sugar ... just sugar!! The violent rampage begins in T - 15 minutes
  
• 16:53:21: I can see queerly now that Wayne has gone #tashhag
  
• 17:00:59: Howard the Duck just popped into my head ... I feel slightly weird .. it could be a sugar rush though
  
• 17:04:30: I find it hard to believe that respectable parents called their children 'Jason' back in the Argonaut days, but what the fuck do I know!
  
• 17:05:55: No offence intended!
  

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From Twitter 07-15-2010

• 00:00:34: Laters .... friends
  
• 00:09:13: @branderzy funnel some heat over here, ours has snuck off somewhere
  
• 08:33:10: @Fowget we're talking terminator .. not biblical !
  
• 23:35:35: RT @iThumbmynose: Why didn't BP seal that oil spill with the shit they use to seal CDs?
  That shit's impossible to open.
  
• 23:58:00: @branderzy isn't that a common thing for the 'ladies' of walmart to do?
  

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From Twitter 07-14-2010

• 00:02:49: Night folks .. Don't forget to 'keep 'em peeled' .. Oh yeah and 'don't have nightmares, these kind of incidents are very rare'
  
• 08:24:28: what the fuck has happened to the BBC news home page .. our license fee at work no doubt!!
  
• 08:26:59: What kind of a fucked up world do we live in where whistleblowers are prosecuted and murderers patted on the back??
  
• 08:35:38: Horse meat goes on the menu with sale to humans allowed in Western Australia http://j.mp/cJUXSW << Yuck
  
• 19:28:49: At the O2 academy to see Kele
  
• 23:22:48: wotcha
  
• 23:26:34: @EatMyHalo ahhh . I've been busy and lazy all rolled into one, hence my sabbatical ...tonight however i've been to a gig .. your good self?
  
• 23:31:31: @EatMyHalo it'll be up on us soon enough, we need to have fun in the meantime and kick back
  
• 23:44:10: @EatMyHalo we have less than 300 days left, a little bit of illegal can't hurt
  
• 23:47:13: @branderzy I read that earlier in the year, cross it with 1984 and I reckon you get pretty close to current western society
  
• 23:59:24: @branderzy hard to decide they are 2 different ideals - distraction through drugs/sex vs a totalitarian state. I (cont) http://tl.gd/2gulc1
  

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From Twitter 07-13-2010

• 08:13:25: Batman's labyrinth #movieswithbatman
  
• 08:22:48: Morning all .. apparently some chap who goes by the acronym 'BP' has a new item of headwear
  
• 10:38:47: MoD lifts lid on unmanned combat plane prototype - http://j.mp/d0DDGS << what happens when they mix this tech with AI computers?
  
• 13:00:28: An overly firm slice of beetroot can really ruin the lunchtime sandwich experience
  
• 13:09:40: BP Buys Search Engine Phrases Redirecting Users http://bit.ly/bVFpR2
  
• 23:45:55: Twitter appears to be fucked again, for me at least anyway! The web interface is so 2009 :(
  
• 23:50:39: iPod/iPhone needs a version of swype .. Tapping letters out is so 19th century
  
• 23:51:50: @SIMpixels Nice pic Simon ;)
  
• 23:57:24: Right, it seems I'm being penalised in an API kind of way for no reason.. Fuck you Twitter and your fuckedness ..
  

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From Twitter 07-12-2010

• 08:32:44: Evening all
  
• 08:39:43: @MDuette it'll more than likely be your email host, can you login for web mail?
  
• 09:47:57: @MDuette hmmm to be honest I use Thunderbird rather than Mail.
  
• 13:05:12: I think this is Moaties ex on Facebook! ... http://bit.ly/9hKqS2
  
• 13:05:59: Morning all
  
• 13:14:48: @Mansonovic struggling with life .. mustn't grumble .. your good self?
  
• 13:17:49: I'm about to eat a cheese, ham and beetroot on Hovis seeded bread with walkers lite crisps (ready salted) .. #stereotypetweet
  
• 14:07:51: It wasn't 'just ham' either .. it was 'Brunswick Ham' .. which was nice
  
• 19:07:19: morning all
  

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From Twitter 07-11-2010

• 00:00:28: Hangover starting to take hold
  
• 12:51:37: @iamamro I'm digging the shirt
  
• 13:03:17: @iamamro bullying? Surely not!
  
• 17:15:59: look ..... over there ----------------->
  
• 17:16:16: too late .. you missed it
  
• 17:19:20: @MDuette I only saw it out of the corner of my eye .. then it was gone :(
  
• 18:35:03: RT @SimonSwears: Beautiful baboon
  
• 19:42:43: Come on Espanederlain #football
  
• 19:45:02: At the end of the day FIFA is the winner #Worldcup
  
• 20:02:11: RT @SimonSwears Shitting badger << yes?
  
• 20:07:46: @branderzy no need for filthy requests ... there's a football match on
  
• 20:24:06: @branderzy ;)
  
• 20:32:38: I have sleepy eyes
  
• 20:37:38: @SwarmedAx everything¿
  
• 20:54:32: Did I ever mention that I don't like Spain ? Oh look I just did
  
• 20:56:59: Phew #Worldcup
  
• 21:05:22: I pray this match doesn't go to extra time .. Dull is an understatement
  
• 21:07:34: Apart from the scuffles of course
  
• 22:15:17: a dutch player called bra fight.. He he he
  
• 22:23:38: football is dead, long live soccer #Worldcup :(
  
• 22:26:30: @MDuette don't worry there will probably a war we can tweet to soon
  
• 22:30:57: @MDuette erm.. ;)
  
• 22:32:30: SA are milking District 9 until milk powder flutters from its nipple
  
• 22:33:44: Perhaps that should have been bbc. Sorry SA
  
• 22:39:15: These cars on #topgear .. it's like they just make the names up ...crazy shit
  
• 23:34:30: @serafinowicz extinct species
  

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