From Twitter 09-04-2010

• 08:04:25: Why Americans elect lousy presidents http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=HIR20100903&articleId=20890
  
• 17:00:47: this guy says the US is in a position to win 'The Last War' :/ http://twitpic.com/2l79rg
  
• 17:09:32: is twitter fucked again?
  
• 18:54:28: http://yfrog.com/n3h6vj
  
• 20:26:28: Cher's plastic surgery is awesome, dodgy eyebrows though #xfactor
  

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From Twitter 09-03-2010

• 09:36:14: Found this on Liveleak - Google Ice Cream Van - http://twitvid.com/R0ZGK - creepy but spot on
  
• 09:52:22: @KlarkeKent because they are nothing more than a government propaganda mouthpiece .. Do I win a prize?
  
• 09:58:57: @KlarkeKent Thanks you sir
  
• 10:39:15: John Pilger - War on truth -http://j.mp/b0htRt < This is from 2003, it's brilliantly written and still holds true today
  
• 11:30:24: RT Couldn't agree more .. it's proper manky @Fiona_Troma: Anyone on here like celery? If so, wtf is wrong with your mouth?
  
• 11:44:26: "Stephen Hawking: smartest handicap on earth." - according to What The Trend - http://is.gd/eSZcu
  
• 11:45:11: @duffyc I thought you were surfing today?? or was that just my imagination
  
• 12:00:37: @duffyc Good work .. I'm inland and have no concept of tides at present.
  
• 13:21:56: rah rah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  
• 15:31:48: 170-Page Child Molestation Instruction Manual Surfaces - http://j.mp/cSTru4
  
• 15:38:16: @iamamro that would even be outside my moral boundaries
  
• 15:50:11: @iamamro no such luck, but hardly surprising, hopefully they treat this as what it is, and don't use it as an excuse to increase censorship
  
• 15:51:38: @branderzy that sucks .. you'll have to get used to it though sooner or later !!
  
• 16:05:31: @branderzy you might get lucky like us though, after 8 weeks he slept through the night
  
• 16:11:37: @branderzy the only trouble is when they are teething or ill as this = no sleep .. I was like a zombie up to about 3 years ago
  
• 16:18:02: @branderzy you'll both get used to it though ... nothing to worry about in the long run
  
• 16:18:47: I'm choosing twitter over writing release notes ... be back in 5
  
• 16:25:53: Some fat ex-politician has died ... ho hum
  
• 16:31:11: @nejomo are we talking Spitting Image here by any chance?
  
• 16:42:46: @nejomo He definitely was in it, here's a screen grab http://twitpic.com/2kuqgt from the fat song at the end http://youtu.be/mg6OppvC5nM
  
• 16:44:56: @nejomo ha ha .. I was probably a bit harsh with my original comment too
  
• 16:48:21: Unsurprisingly Mick Hucknall's puppet was better looking than him http://twitpic.com/2kusou #spittingimage
  
• 16:58:21: @nejomo there have been a few of late admittedly
  
• 17:09:29: @Coffee_Anathema the trouble is with android is that there are so many choices
  

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From Twitter 09-02-2010

• 08:26:03: @andy_lamb Also recommend Camera 360 Pro if you haven't tried it yet, it takes great faux HDR shots
  
• 12:54:40: Tonsillitis ! my son may have it and as such me and @SwarmedAx probably will very shortly ... arse biscuits
  
• 12:57:24: @andy_lamb must admit i tend to try then buy .. all my apps are legit
  
• 13:51:30: @iamamro I noticed that .... perhaps a new law limiting music choice is on the horizon
  
• 13:54:59: @iamamro god knows, some bright spark decided people generally have narrow music tastes .. idiot springs to mind
  
• 14:05:37: @iamamro i agree with you, I like stuff from most genres, as long as it's good
  
• 15:41:36: I think the Script are bobbins
  
• 15:45:15: @Feisty_Onion got me there, I'll see your Maroon 5 and raise you Scouting For Girls
  
• 15:54:07: @branderzy it's a safe for work incarnation of bollocks
  
• 15:55:25: @BertSwattermain I quite like a couple of their tracks, but nobody's perfect eh?
  
• 15:57:45: @Feisty_Onion thanks, that was my ace card
  
• 16:15:35: Dear Apple, it appears Ping is shit .. kind regards
  
• 16:16:15: @branderzy oooh congrats
  
• 16:20:32: @BinaryDad he's a journalist and therefore by default a cunt, it's just to what degree is the real question ..... IMHO
  
• 16:30:01: Apologies if you are a c̶u̶n̶t̶ journalist
  
• 16:32:22: tweetdeck doesn't render strike through very well, and by very well i mean not at all
  
• 16:32:50: @Emunki Never heard of them, but perhaps I should do my best to avoid them
  
• 16:33:59: @andy_lamb ha ha it's supposed to be a strike through .. tweet deck eh .. making me look foolish .. again!
  
• 16:37:05: @andy_lamb this one looks well boring http://gynecologyblog.com/ and I don't mean well boring as in drilling as that would also be boring
  
• 16:40:42: @andy_lamb Yup .. there weren't many that stood out regrettably
  
• 16:43:13: I see Amazon USA charging 99c to own a TV Episode, how many people would actually pay this?? As for Apple charging 99c rental .. hmmm
  
• 18:30:30: @iamamro yep .. added you ..not sure what your supposed to do next though
  
• 22:07:51: Flapjackass #cakefilms
  
• 22:09:26: Flapjackie Brownie #cakefilms
  
• 22:13:48: gateau brother where art thou #cakefilms
  
• 22:17:06: Apple Crumble in the Bronx #cakefilms
  
• 22:18:22: Doughnut Look Back #cakefilms
  

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From Twitter 09-01-2010

• 22:41:15: @andy_lamb i recommend the tweetdeck beta for android .... http://bit.ly/9JYDn4
  
• 23:30:53: @andy_lamb that's weird never had a problem with my hero .. It's as smooth as a unicorn's tongue
  
• 23:36:59: RT @Political_Fun: TOP TIP: Brighten up your day by moving at least one of Tony Blair's books to the Crime section in your local book shop.
  

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From Twitter 08-31-2010

• 14:52:16: Word
  
• 14:58:44: @Mansonovic That'd be excellent .. I never knew what Diaspora meant until I looked it up http://is.gd/eNq9X .. Weird choice for a name!
  
• 15:14:44: @mrjimBob a Mars bar in Victorian times!!
  
• 16:11:50: @iThumbmynose This is my problem too.. it's been more like 4 weeks for me !
  
• 16:23:59: @iThumbmynose All is good ta.. yourself? Nobody cares - the cult of personality and the left/right political paradigm have condemned us all!
  
• 16:30:00: @SIMpixels that desk looks far too tidy .. shuffle some drawings or something ;)
  
• 16:38:12: @SIMpixels good work Simon
  
• 16:44:52: @iThumbmynose is it today the US Military switch to peace Keeping Missiles rather than those they use for combat?
  
• 16:50:08: @iThumbmynose ha ha ha, that's pretty close to Semetic, you'll have those ADL nonces on to you
  
• 17:12:43: @shinytuppence There's nothing wrong with being 39
  
• 17:32:09: @andy_lamb what handset? I've got it on my Hero (of a fashion)
  
• 18:26:40: @andy_lamb cool, planning on defecting to iPhone 4 next month .. have you visited droidappz yet? Cracked apps! !
  
• 23:51:25: Evening all
  
• 23:56:24: #youahoeif you're an agricultural tool used to agitate the surface of the soil around plants
  

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From Twitter 08-30-2010

• 19:12:11: My new bruise http://yfrog.com/bdo5arj (upper thigh)
  
• 19:25:17: @dzhimbo filling in for @simonswears?
  
• 19:38:34: @dzhimbo no offense intended, but yes 'that cunt'
  

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From Twitter 08-29-2010

• 00:01:18: And that's why I don't watch the news
  
• 00:07:04: I had some cheese today that was approximately 11.375% too 'mature' for my taste buds.
  
• 00:13:31: @whistlingduck Laughing Cow ... No offence ;)
  
• 00:30:14: Time to back out, night folks!
  
• 22:07:35: I am in pain
  
• 23:19:52: There appear to be rumours going around that Lady Gaga has got someone pregnant, can anyone confirm this?
  

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