From Twitter 06-26-2010

• 15:07:28: it seems that the decription 'Demented mongoloids' isn't held in the same regards as it used to be .. must try harder!
  
• 15:10:27: Grolsch O'Clock
  
• 15:15:04: @MERutherford I have an eclectic mix of Grolsch and Stella, i'm going to either be asleep or beating the shit out of someone later
  
• 15:23:35: good afternoon @SimonSwears
  
• 15:25:17: RT @SimonSwears: @NeoplasmSix is a massive clown << this is not swearing .. this is what my mom says!
  
• 15:29:23: Grolsch no 2
  
• 15:30:18: @MERutherford no probs .. it wil probably slowly become littered with speeling mistakes :)
  
• 15:31:40: @expatina he's ill again? :)
  
• 15:36:09: (:> )€ < that is my dead penguin emoticon
  
• 15:37:25: @expatina ha ha .. I mean oh ... #notreally
  
• 15:38:51: I hear The Edge is a guest for Muse tonight at #glasto .. those guys have truly sold out
  
• 15:48:53: I rooted my phone yesterday .. thats #notaeuphemism and also not the Australian definition
  
• 15:50:06: that'd be perverse and also a bit of a squeeze!
  
• 15:51:49: RT @pow3rvator: What is the collective term for a group of catholic paedophile priests?
  
  Priests
  
• 16:08:02: @MERutherford Pimms?? .. I take it this just your starter? ;)
  
• 16:10:17: @PrettyHate666 don't get the order of those 2 mixed up?
  
• 16:10:38: Stop ! ...... Stella time
  
• 16:15:33: @davesusetty "herbal" tea I hope!
  
• 16:17:45: RT :) @EatMyHalo: My mate reckons dildos feel better than actual penises. I think that's a total phallusy.
  
• 16:18:15: I appear to tweet more with alcohol !
  
• 16:42:20: @davesusetty I'm on a break until August personally, I was getting too tolerant and the effects were outweighing the 'benefit'
  
• 16:46:19: @joskinner that's a very specific type of guy you're looking for, don't get your hopes up :)
  
• 16:48:03: @Dervheid afternoon!
  
• 16:53:49: @Dervheid mmm nice .. i'm taking a break though for an hour or so though now .. i'm a bit of a lightweight and we have guests later!
  
• 20:24:37: New avatar. .. does my face look fat in that?
  
• 21:42:03: @MERutherford back. On grolsch and Stella. . About 5 so far
  
• 21:46:08: http://twitpic.com/2082xi http://twitpic.com/2082uy
  

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From Twitter 06-25-2010

• 00:02:02: @BinaryDad it'd probably sensationalise it though, imagine deathrace 2000 style news bites!
  
• 00:06:07: I'm going to bed to reflect on the corruptness of geo politics, then probably nod off for a peaceful sleep .. Nighty night
  
• 08:29:58: RT @adam_ps: The Times has lost half its UK traffic since enforcing registration via #paywall http://bit.ly/au7quS / @Hitwise_UK #murdoch
  
• 08:53:44: Do any MS Windows fans know how to get rid of this XP annoyance? http://twitpic.com/1zr5k9
  
• 09:21:24: Israel Draws Up Plans for Next Gaza Invasion - http://j.mp/akrpTp
  
• 10:00:45: "Film Director: File Sharing Only Hurts Bad Or Mediocre Films | Techdirt" http://j.mp/aiJn2R
  
• 15:05:27: Oi
  
• 16:08:22: good afternoon how are you special people ?
  
• 18:34:17: Here's a pic reflecting the gulf of Mexico situation http://twitpic.com/1zv7qs #ff to follow later
  
• 19:33:55: The sky http://twitpic.com/1zvph6
  
• 20:21:23: #FF Demented mongoloids @Neurosceptic @Capture6 @Mansonovic @EatMyHalo @jackgonedark @dazzw @Feisty_Onion @dzhimbo
  
• 20:25:46: #FF Currently undergoing psychological evaluation : @Woodseaves @SIMpixels @andy_lamb @B46bs @MDuette @joskinner
  
• 20:26:27: I'm sure there's more that deserve a shout out.. will let them rip on the fly so to speak
  
• 21:17:50: hi @SimonSwears how are you dirty felcher?
  
• 21:25:52: boing boing boing boing boing boing #glasto
  
• 21:26:19: @joskinner me too .. V last year .. awesome stuff #glastonbury
  
• 21:32:36: look at the state of that grass #glasto
  
• 21:35:58: @SwarmedAx i'm the one who cuts it FFS #glasto
  
• 21:42:21: stop! Lager Time
  
• 21:49:41: @BinaryDad is it on at 9?
  
• 21:53:17: fuck .. its nearly 10 not 9!!
  
• 21:59:02: just realised I've seen this IT Crowd.. phew!
  
• 21:59:14: @pow3rvator C4
  
• 22:05:34: Please let Shaun Ryder be a special guest for the Gorillaz #glasto .. he's a legend but I need a laugh
  
• 22:42:25: Thank god Jonathon Ross will no longer be gracing our screens
  
• 22:42:52: Kylie though ... Purrrrrrrrrrr
  
• 23:06:19: I like Seasick Steve
  
• 23:10:17: In 297 Days 21 Hours Skynet is due to go online
  
• 23:10:34: Kylie time
  
• 23:51:00: @B46bs the problem with @SimonSwears is, he minces his words!
  
• 23:51:59: @SimonSwears what's wrong with a crusty sandwich eh Simon... absolutely fucking nothing that what .. try harder
  
• 23:52:27: @SimonSwears better
  
• 23:54:00: ahh this is the one everybody knows #glasto
  

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From Twitter 06-24-2010

• 07:40:11: @joskinner happy birthday!
  
• 07:51:13: Listening to Tim Burgess interview on Xfm, it's a refreshing change for a lead singer to not be a cunt
  
• 09:52:36: I see another globalist cunt puppet has been placed into office .. Australia's turn this time though!
  
• 09:55:07: Dobby morning droogs and other lewdies
  
• 09:55:51: How to lose followers and not influence anyone #myplanfortoday
  
• 09:56:01: 2 down
  
• 10:39:46: Die Lard #fatfilms
  
• 10:40:36: Eat the Fockers #fatfilms
  
• 10:44:16: Ice Cream Tub Time Machine #fatfilms
  
• 10:44:58: The Wildly Obese #fatfilms
  
• 10:48:09: American History XXXXL #fatfilms
  
• 10:50:45: Dial M for McDonalds #fatfilms
  
• 10:51:31: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Wagon Wheel #fatfilms
  
• 10:55:40: Catch Me If You Can ........ Fatty #fatfilms
  
• 10:57:31: xXxL #fatfilms
  
• 11:18:10: I started a new band after my pal put a shotgun to his head, but that's the way I Grohl
  
• 12:01:07: RT Simon it was #sausagesayings yesterday !!! @SimonSwears: Sausage fuck
  
• 12:02:33: "Jesus will return by 2050, say 40pc of Americans - Telegraph" http://j.mp/dd4811 <, Jesus Fucking Christ!!
  
• 12:12:51: Wow .. some rip off merchants on Ebay ... http://twitpic.com/1zhyct http://twitpic.com/1zhyq9 #Iphone4
  
• 13:34:15: "WHO to tax your internet usage to fund vaccines in third-world countries" http://j.mp/bP3W6s
  
• 13:41:30: "Researchers create self-assembling nanodevices that move and change shape on demand" http://j.mp/95lutJ << Replicators!!
  
• 14:49:48: RT :) @debonbon: Now THAT is a headline! http://twitpic.com/1zj3qw
  
• 14:56:57: "Lady Gaga Wants Dead Bodies on Tour: Corpse Preserver Gunther von Hagens May Design Las Vegas Set" - http://j.mp/at8Jfr << Yuck
  
• 16:11:23: "Google remotely wipes app from a few phones, explains why | Android Central" http://j.mp/92khvQ
  
• 16:36:07: looking like an Italy exit #worldcup
  
• 18:43:20: @PrettyHate666 Fiona?
  
• 18:46:20: @PrettyHate666 ha ha I'm shit at most things apart from names
  
• 18:47:00: right gotta knock some dinner together ...laters
  
• 19:29:49: @PrettyHate666 that's a great idea, however I opt for just blanking people, I'm sociable like that though!
  
• 23:28:16: RT @Neurosceptic: This faux-shock about soldiers being killed in Iraq & Afghanistan has to stop. People usually die in wars the last tim ...
  
• 23:50:25: When a soldier is killed in battle the media should detail the number of kills they made, just to put things in perspective #thereisaidit
  

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From Twitter 06-23-2010

• 00:14:15: RT @scifiwire: NASA discovers crack in the Milky Way Doctor Who warned us about http://bit.ly/9oqfKK
  
• 08:33:50: "Dimunitive Male Genitalia Disorder" http://j.mp/dlwez4 << hmm!
  
• 09:19:16: I don't hunt btw
  
• 09:24:29: @remittancegirl I like the fact that there's a research organiZation dedicated to solving the riddle of small genatalia
  
• 09:40:20: @remittancegirl totally agree
  
• 09:45:18: @remittancegirl no problem it was easily deciphered ..
  
• 10:18:48: RT @Capture6: MS Word for Wizards comes with an awesome spell checker.
  
• 10:46:12: First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they steal your sausages #sausagesayings
  
• 10:49:14: An ounce of discretion is worth a pound of sausages #sausagesayings
  
• 10:50:31: Lets sausage dogs lie #sausagesayings #pbd
  
• 10:51:25: Two sausages are better than one #sausagesayings
  
• 10:53:16: @beginjapan ha ha .. I'll get on the case .. or were you planning on starting your own?
  
• 11:12:49: He who controls the Sausage, controls the universe #sausagesayings
  
• 12:00:09: RT @BertSwattermain: #sausagefilms Herbie Goes Kabanos
  
• 12:04:42: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Gallery #notquiteclassic
  
• 13:21:34: BP’s Other Gifts to America—and to the World - http://j.mp/9J8Epy
  
• 16:03:16: Ashley Cole runs like he constantly needs a shit #worldcup
  
• 16:14:46: Ashley Cole runs in the style of someone who constantly needs a shit #worldcup
  
• 16:49:38: Joe Cole = proper shit
  
• 20:46:19: cracking goal #worldcup .. oh
  
• 22:43:39: Tweeting 1 year, 4 months, 1 week, 3 days, 2 hours, 4 minutes, 49 seconds (Feb. 11, 2009). How about you? http://bit.ly/eC942 #howlong
  

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From Twitter 06-22-2010

• 08:05:00: dobby morning droogs
  
• 08:22:42: There's some propaganda shit going on against Iran .. type 'Iran' into Google image search and contrast it with a Bing image search
  
• 08:27:53: on a brighter note ... awesome weather
  
• 08:36:12: @SIMpixels indeed Simon .. however I don't like eating outside particularly .. the flies .. the flies
  
• 11:32:54: It sounds like this guy received the Dr David Kelly Treatment - Dead nuclear expert had insisted Iran posed 'no threat' http://j.mp/bgGokN
  
• 12:15:34: Are they going to televise 'Hitting the highest earners hardest' .. can the poor people choose what they get hit with?
  
• 12:52:06: This may come as a surprise to some of you but I fucking hate politicians #budget
  
• 12:54:51: @SIMpixels it's been a longtime coming.. I know I just thought I'd out myself before someone else did :)
  
• 12:57:16: How are the Royals going to get by on a £7.9M civil list #budget
  
• 13:01:48: RT I think this one is directed towards George Osborne #budget @SimonSwears: Cuntfaced knocker
  
• 13:09:48: The bank buddies don't like that
  
• 13:18:47: Guido Fawkes was 147,778 days early #budget
  
• 14:23:31: RT @MyMuses: PLS RT: if you think @Nokia_UK should give the £1300 HD camera, audio equipment, editing gear & tripod kit to the runner up ...
  
• 16:22:37: It's time for a revolution
  
• 16:22:49: after dinner (obviously) !
  
• 17:11:09: @EatMyHalo isn't Arec Barwin how a Chinese person would pronounce Alec Baldwin?
  
• 17:12:16: @EatMyHalo it is .. im now embarassed
  
• 17:14:19: @EatMyHalo indeed I remember now... my addled brain is barely functioning at present
  
• 17:16:32: @EatMyHalo nahhh .. I'm embarrassed that my memory is so shite, however you make take it however you want ;)
  
• 17:30:44: "There Will Be War - Forbes.com - http://j.mp/a68jz1 << An Ex-CIA wrote this- it's not hard to tell either, another CIA colours revolution?
  
• 20:04:06: "Bee decline could be down to chemical cocktail interfering with brains | Environment | The Guardian" http://j.mp/czMnQR
  
• 23:37:23: RT @SwarmedAx: I love Spartacus, it rules! << me too
  

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From Twitter 06-21-2010

• 10:52:49: The Tories are going to start killing foxes again .
  
• 10:53:46: Good morning my pretty pretties
  
• 11:07:57: @EatMyHalo That's what I was hinting at
  
• 11:09:25: @remittancegirl Morning! Hope all is good in whichever exotic part of the world you are currently residing.
  
• 11:12:03: @EatMyHalo indeed 'They' do . .to be fair quite a lot of 'Us' are stupid .. the 'Us' that voted to put 'them' back in power
  
• 11:17:03: @EatMyHalo indeed .. I keep calling for a revolution .. however 'only in my head' .. I don't want to get in trouble that't be plain stupid
  
• 11:18:17: @remittancegirl Still sounds exotic to me ... I'm stuck in Sutton Coldfield UK awaiting the Popes visit in September! not really!
  
• 11:22:59: @EatMyHalo ha ha photoshop fun ..
  
• 11:28:01: @EatMyHalo I jest mainly, however in the lead up to 19 April 2011 I will collate all the info into a mega blog entry ..
  
• 11:40:56: Real-Life Skynet? Modern Android & Robot (R)Evolutions - http://j.mp/cWCiBe << A good tongue in cheek article
  
• 11:43:36: Military Begins Funding Super-Intelligent Computer Chip http://j.mp/aEZavV #skynet
  
• 11:58:42: A structured comprehensive guide to overcoming your OCD #rejectedselfhelpbooks
  
• 12:04:02: An Insomniacs guide to Hypnopædia #rejectedselfhelpbooks
  
• 12:06:42: RT :) @MyMuses: Date Rape For Dummies #rejectedselfhelpbooks *cringe*
  
• 12:29:35: A Mute Tourette Sufferers Guide to Self Expression #rejectedselfhelpbooks
  
• 12:31:54: The Stella Artois guide to 'beating' spousal abuse #rejectedselfhelpbooks
  
• 19:35:35: It's quite warm isn't it?
  
• 20:17:20: @shyposter1 move one app on top of another
  
• 21:54:41: is anyone seeing ibooks in the UK app store for iPhone?
  
• 22:26:18: http://twitpic.com/1yts3n
  

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From Twitter 06-20-2010

• 15:27:14: http://ow.ly/i/29RU
  
• 15:31:26: Costco do a 18ft x 9 ft 'swimming' pool, or as Costco customers refer to it... outdoor bath
  
• 16:46:54: BBC News website screen snapshot http://twitpic.com/1yhavh
  
• 19:02:52: @SimonSwears afternoon Simon
  
• 19:18:20: @joskinner wow she's a right bitch/twat combo
  
• 21:28:07: My head hurts
  

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