Saturday, 26 June 2010

From Twitter 06-26-2010



  • 15:07:28: it seems that the decription 'Demented mongoloids' isn't held in the same regards as it used to be .. must try harder!
  • 15:10:27: Grolsch O'Clock
  • 15:15:04: @MERutherford I have an eclectic mix of Grolsch and Stella, i'm going to either be asleep or beating the shit out of someone later
  • 15:23:35: good afternoon @SimonSwears
  • 15:25:17: RT @SimonSwears: @NeoplasmSix is a massive clown << this is not swearing .. this is what my mom says!
  • 15:29:23: Grolsch no 2
  • 15:30:18: @MERutherford no probs .. it wil probably slowly become littered with speeling mistakes :)
  • 15:31:40: @expatina he's ill again? :)
  • 15:36:09: (:> )€ < that is my dead penguin emoticon
  • 15:37:25: @expatina ha ha .. I mean oh ... #notreally
  • 15:38:51: I hear The Edge is a guest for Muse tonight at #glasto .. those guys have truly sold out
  • 15:48:53: I rooted my phone yesterday .. thats #notaeuphemism and also not the Australian definition
  • 15:50:06: that'd be perverse and also a bit of a squeeze!
  • 15:51:49: RT @pow3rvator: What is the collective term for a group of catholic paedophile priests?

    Priests
  • 16:08:02: @MERutherford Pimms?? .. I take it this just your starter? ;)
  • 16:10:17: @PrettyHate666 don't get the order of those 2 mixed up?
  • 16:10:38: Stop ! ...... Stella time
  • 16:15:33: @davesusetty "herbal" tea I hope!
  • 16:17:45: RT :) @EatMyHalo: My mate reckons dildos feel better than actual penises. I think that's a total phallusy.
  • 16:18:15: I appear to tweet more with alcohol !
  • 16:42:20: @davesusetty I'm on a break until August personally, I was getting too tolerant and the effects were outweighing the 'benefit'
  • 16:46:19: @joskinner that's a very specific type of guy you're looking for, don't get your hopes up :)
  • 16:48:03: @Dervheid afternoon!
  • 16:53:49: @Dervheid mmm nice .. i'm taking a break though for an hour or so though now .. i'm a bit of a lightweight and we have guests later!
  • 20:24:37: New avatar. .. does my face look fat in that?
  • 21:42:03: @MERutherford back. On grolsch and Stella. . About 5 so far
  • 21:46:08: http://twitpic.com/2082xi http://twitpic.com/2082uy


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Friday, 25 June 2010

From Twitter 06-25-2010





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Thursday, 24 June 2010

From Twitter 06-24-2010



  • 07:40:11: @joskinner happy birthday!
  • 07:51:13: Listening to Tim Burgess interview on Xfm, it's a refreshing change for a lead singer to not be a cunt
  • 09:52:36: I see another globalist cunt puppet has been placed into office .. Australia's turn this time though!
  • 09:55:07: Dobby morning droogs and other lewdies
  • 09:55:51: How to lose followers and not influence anyone #myplanfortoday
  • 09:56:01: 2 down
  • 10:39:46: Die Lard #fatfilms
  • 10:40:36: Eat the Fockers #fatfilms
  • 10:44:16: Ice Cream Tub Time Machine #fatfilms
  • 10:44:58: The Wildly Obese #fatfilms
  • 10:48:09: American History XXXXL #fatfilms
  • 10:50:45: Dial M for McDonalds #fatfilms
  • 10:51:31: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Wagon Wheel #fatfilms
  • 10:55:40: Catch Me If You Can ........ Fatty #fatfilms
  • 10:57:31: xXxL #fatfilms
  • 11:18:10: I started a new band after my pal put a shotgun to his head, but that's the way I Grohl
  • 12:01:07: RT Simon it was #sausagesayings yesterday !!! @SimonSwears: Sausage fuck
  • 12:02:33: "Jesus will return by 2050, say 40pc of Americans - Telegraph" http://j.mp/dd4811 <, Jesus Fucking Christ!!
  • 12:12:51: Wow .. some rip off merchants on Ebay ... http://twitpic.com/1zhyct http://twitpic.com/1zhyq9 #Iphone4
  • 13:34:15: "WHO to tax your internet usage to fund vaccines in third-world countries" http://j.mp/bP3W6s
  • 13:41:30: "Researchers create self-assembling nanodevices that move and change shape on demand" http://j.mp/95lutJ << Replicators!!
  • 14:49:48: RT :) @debonbon: Now THAT is a headline! http://twitpic.com/1zj3qw
  • 14:56:57: "Lady Gaga Wants Dead Bodies on Tour: Corpse Preserver Gunther von Hagens May Design Las Vegas Set" - http://j.mp/at8Jfr << Yuck
  • 16:11:23: "Google remotely wipes app from a few phones, explains why | Android Central" http://j.mp/92khvQ
  • 16:36:07: looking like an Italy exit #worldcup
  • 18:43:20: @PrettyHate666 Fiona?
  • 18:46:20: @PrettyHate666 ha ha I'm shit at most things apart from names
  • 18:47:00: right gotta knock some dinner together ...laters
  • 19:29:49: @PrettyHate666 that's a great idea, however I opt for just blanking people, I'm sociable like that though!
  • 23:28:16: RT @Neurosceptic: This faux-shock about soldiers being killed in Iraq & Afghanistan has to stop. People usually die in wars the last tim ...
  • 23:50:25: When a soldier is killed in battle the media should detail the number of kills they made, just to put things in perspective #thereisaidit


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Wednesday, 23 June 2010

From Twitter 06-23-2010



  • 00:14:15: RT @scifiwire: NASA discovers crack in the Milky Way Doctor Who warned us about http://bit.ly/9oqfKK
  • 08:33:50: "Dimunitive Male Genitalia Disorder" http://j.mp/dlwez4 << hmm!
  • 09:19:16: I don't hunt btw
  • 09:24:29: @remittancegirl I like the fact that there's a research organiZation dedicated to solving the riddle of small genatalia
  • 09:40:20: @remittancegirl totally agree
  • 09:45:18: @remittancegirl no problem it was easily deciphered ..
  • 10:18:48: RT @Capture6: MS Word for Wizards comes with an awesome spell checker.
  • 10:46:12: First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they steal your sausages #sausagesayings
  • 10:49:14: An ounce of discretion is worth a pound of sausages #sausagesayings
  • 10:50:31: Lets sausage dogs lie #sausagesayings #pbd
  • 10:51:25: Two sausages are better than one #sausagesayings
  • 10:53:16: @beginjapan ha ha .. I'll get on the case .. or were you planning on starting your own?
  • 11:12:49: He who controls the Sausage, controls the universe #sausagesayings
  • 12:00:09: RT @BertSwattermain: #sausagefilms Herbie Goes Kabanos
  • 12:04:42: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Gallery #notquiteclassic
  • 13:21:34: BP’s Other Gifts to America—and to the World - http://j.mp/9J8Epy
  • 16:03:16: Ashley Cole runs like he constantly needs a shit #worldcup
  • 16:14:46: Ashley Cole runs in the style of someone who constantly needs a shit #worldcup
  • 16:49:38: Joe Cole = proper shit
  • 20:46:19: cracking goal #worldcup .. oh
  • 22:43:39: Tweeting 1 year, 4 months, 1 week, 3 days, 2 hours, 4 minutes, 49 seconds (Feb. 11, 2009). How about you? http://bit.ly/eC942 #howlong


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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

From Twitter 06-22-2010



  • 08:05:00: dobby morning droogs
  • 08:22:42: There's some propaganda shit going on against Iran .. type 'Iran' into Google image search and contrast it with a Bing image search
  • 08:27:53: on a brighter note ... awesome weather
  • 08:36:12: @SIMpixels indeed Simon .. however I don't like eating outside particularly .. the flies .. the flies
  • 11:32:54: It sounds like this guy received the Dr David Kelly Treatment - Dead nuclear expert had insisted Iran posed 'no threat' http://j.mp/bgGokN
  • 12:15:34: Are they going to televise 'Hitting the highest earners hardest' .. can the poor people choose what they get hit with?
  • 12:52:06: This may come as a surprise to some of you but I fucking hate politicians #budget
  • 12:54:51: @SIMpixels it's been a longtime coming.. I know I just thought I'd out myself before someone else did :)
  • 12:57:16: How are the Royals going to get by on a £7.9M civil list #budget
  • 13:01:48: RT I think this one is directed towards George Osborne #budget @SimonSwears: Cuntfaced knocker
  • 13:09:48: The bank buddies don't like that
  • 13:18:47: Guido Fawkes was 147,778 days early #budget
  • 14:23:31: RT @MyMuses: PLS RT: if you think @Nokia_UK should give the £1300 HD camera, audio equipment, editing gear & tripod kit to the runner up ...
  • 16:22:37: It's time for a revolution
  • 16:22:49: after dinner (obviously) !
  • 17:11:09: @EatMyHalo isn't Arec Barwin how a Chinese person would pronounce Alec Baldwin?
  • 17:12:16: @EatMyHalo it is .. im now embarassed
  • 17:14:19: @EatMyHalo indeed I remember now... my addled brain is barely functioning at present
  • 17:16:32: @EatMyHalo nahhh .. I'm embarrassed that my memory is so shite, however you make take it however you want ;)
  • 17:30:44: "There Will Be War - Forbes.com - http://j.mp/a68jz1 << An Ex-CIA wrote this- it's not hard to tell either, another CIA colours revolution?
  • 20:04:06: "Bee decline could be down to chemical cocktail interfering with brains | Environment | The Guardian" http://j.mp/czMnQR
  • 23:37:23: RT @SwarmedAx: I love Spartacus, it rules! << me too


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Monday, 21 June 2010

From Twitter 06-21-2010



  • 10:52:49: The Tories are going to start killing foxes again .
  • 10:53:46: Good morning my pretty pretties
  • 11:07:57: @EatMyHalo That's what I was hinting at
  • 11:09:25: @remittancegirl Morning! Hope all is good in whichever exotic part of the world you are currently residing.
  • 11:12:03: @EatMyHalo indeed 'They' do . .to be fair quite a lot of 'Us' are stupid .. the 'Us' that voted to put 'them' back in power
  • 11:17:03: @EatMyHalo indeed .. I keep calling for a revolution .. however 'only in my head' .. I don't want to get in trouble that't be plain stupid
  • 11:18:17: @remittancegirl Still sounds exotic to me ... I'm stuck in Sutton Coldfield UK awaiting the Popes visit in September! not really!
  • 11:22:59: @EatMyHalo ha ha photoshop fun ..
  • 11:28:01: @EatMyHalo I jest mainly, however in the lead up to 19 April 2011 I will collate all the info into a mega blog entry ..
  • 11:40:56: Real-Life Skynet? Modern Android & Robot (R)Evolutions - http://j.mp/cWCiBe << A good tongue in cheek article
  • 11:43:36: Military Begins Funding Super-Intelligent Computer Chip http://j.mp/aEZavV #skynet
  • 11:58:42: A structured comprehensive guide to overcoming your OCD #rejectedselfhelpbooks
  • 12:04:02: An Insomniacs guide to Hypnopædia #rejectedselfhelpbooks
  • 12:06:42: RT :) @MyMuses: Date Rape For Dummies #rejectedselfhelpbooks *cringe*
  • 12:29:35: A Mute Tourette Sufferers Guide to Self Expression #rejectedselfhelpbooks
  • 12:31:54: The Stella Artois guide to 'beating' spousal abuse #rejectedselfhelpbooks
  • 19:35:35: It's quite warm isn't it?
  • 20:17:20: @shyposter1 move one app on top of another
  • 21:54:41: is anyone seeing ibooks in the UK app store for iPhone?
  • 22:26:18: http://twitpic.com/1yts3n


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Sunday, 20 June 2010

From Twitter 06-20-2010





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