From Twitter 10-03-2009

• 11:01:36: Raaaaaaa - Snowboarding holiday for Davos booked(ish)
  
• 11:07:18: @SIMpixels He can't get to the booking office - no wheelchair access
  
• 15:02:32: Kids birthday parties suck....
  
• 15:22:36: #fuckyouEU .. That pretty much sums it up
  
• 18:17:14: @Deanoandrews weird good or weird bad? you don't have to answer that!
  
• 19:32:33: @DazzW you said Tesco .. thats why
  
• 23:54:53: Groove is in the heart ♫ http://blip.fm/~eaeta
  

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From Twitter 10-02-2009

• 08:21:34: Morning all..
  
• 08:26:43: Liars all over the News channels .. ughh
  
• 08:32:51: Excellent .. Supernatural and Fringe obtained ready for tonight
  
• 08:33:30: @SIMpixels How's Nottingham this morning .. partially sunny here
  
• 09:09:30: @SIMpixels Sutton Coldfield - outskirts of Brum
  
• 10:31:41: USA are apparently backing the Chicago bid for the 2016 Olympics .. eh
  
• 10:40:58: @andy_lamb when does it get decided? I think it would be an interesting gauge to how popular USA is with the ROW right now .. a bit like..
  
• 10:41:12: @andy_lamb Eurovision on steroids !!
  
• 10:42:56: It also can't be a coincidence that the USA nomination is Chicago with the nObama and Emanuael connection.. corrupt to the core
  
• 10:43:13: Fuck off porn bots
  
• 11:28:55: Spoons as Weapons http://bit.ly/2OyA5m - quick ban everything just in case something happens .. cars, food, people .. they are all weapons
  
• 12:10:52: Portable Pain Rays - Police gone wild - http://bit.ly/4Czc7G
  
• 12:39:25: Letterman in the news .. why bother he's shite
  
• 12:49:22: "Font Muzik" by M - #fontmusic ... does this count or is it too clever?
  
• 12:53:09: midnight train to georgia #fontmusic
  
• 12:54:39: I shot sans serif #fontmusic
  
• 12:55:34: Do you verdana dance #fontmusic
  
• 12:56:23: all fonted out for now
  
• 13:52:19: IPCC sticks to Menezes decision - http://bit.ly/18scF8 - of course they would !!!
  
• 14:01:17: EU Superstate yet?
  
• 14:01:54: Why the fuck did the UK not get a written constitution????
  
• 15:22:32: time to string up ALL corrupt politicians #gallowfriday
  
• 15:26:21: I feel so empty it's bring me to tears #hollowcryday
  
• 15:29:48: I recall the first unmanned Lunar Module flight as if it were #apollofiveday
  
• 15:30:08: I dont really .. before my time
  
• 15:35:19: It hasn't rainded yet today #stilladryday
  
• 15:40:20: Look, its my decisiion or you can fuck off #mywayorthehighway
  
• 15:43:17: Today we can wear really specific bird based neck apparel at work #swallowtieday
  
• 15:48:16: @SIMpixels I don't know about you, but i'm really scratching the bottom of the barrel .. I think it shows
  
• 15:52:32: Bloody big blue bottle buzzing around here #wherestheflyspray
  
• 16:30:51: @andy_lamb - That is no suprise whatsoever - Eurovision rules it is then .. cheers for the heads up .. Rio I reckon
  
• 16:31:39: Madrid & Rio left
  
• 16:48:06: Pendulum-fasten your seatbelts - awesome awesome chooooon ♫ http://blip.fm/~e81bp
  
• 16:51:48: @Woodseaves I Wish
  
• 16:53:12: Are all Chicagans (have I just made up a word?) upset with IOC decision, ar eyou gonna put a ganster stylee hit on the IOC chairman
  
• 16:54:14: @Woodseaves - Oh aye .. my other half @swarmedax bish boshed her tendons .. oh how we laugh when we look back at it
  
• 16:55:30: @SIMpixels Scottish name .. but I knew that anyway .. cool to see the scattering throughout teh country though
  
• 16:57:35: Really been getting into Cut Chemist and Sub Focus recently ..
  
• 17:00:03: Also enjoying new Ian Brown album, listened last night on spotify then purchased on Itunes ...the cover of 2525 is particularly cool/bizarre
  
• 18:07:15: RT:It's Ice Neil @Jayman888 Risotto man! http://yfrog.com/9ghkrj
  
• 18:52:34: http://twitpic.com/jz4mi - ha ha ..
  
• 20:14:33: @andy_lamb is twibble an iphone app?
  
• 20:17:41: @DazzW that was cracking.. she took it quite well too
  
• 20:19:40: @andy_lamb i use gravity on my e71 its the best ive used away from ipod touch/iphone apps
  
• 20:34:41: @andy_lamb I think its a nokia only application unfortunately ... But i may be wrong on that matter
  
• 22:34:52: RT @TRCBNews Six Jewish Companies Own 96% of the World’s Media http://trcb.us/6g5
  
• 22:36:36: Awesome ending on Peep Show tonight .. missed the rest though :-(
  

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From Twitter 10-01-2009

• 08:11:06: Polanski directing Robert Harris' "The Ghost" http://bit.ly/YTYal) - set for release 2010 about Tony Blair - immaculate timing eh?
  
• 09:15:27: @andy_lamb Being that china hold a lot of the USA's debt, they could effectively screw the world economy - a new ecconomic order being born
  
• 09:17:22: Has anyone else been acosted by the ADL's liarbot ?
  
• 09:19:26: @robots_ Glen Beck is nothing but a flip-flopping fake liberal neocon ex alcoholic knob end of a human being - rant over
  
• 09:21:14: @andy_lamb "could be" or "is" ?
  
• 09:24:51: @andy_lamb I agree ..but, i've been trying to understand the technological side/software side of all of this such as GIG/Ptech/PROMIS etc..
  
• 09:26:35: anyway .. front cover of Telegraph described Gordon Brown as "Tetchy" .. surely "cuntish" would have better described it
  
• 09:31:20: So Bayer AG are responsible for the reduction in no. of Bees http://bit.ly/k9cqp .. suprise suprise it being a big pharma co.
  
• 09:32:14: I thank you *takes bow*
  
• 09:33:03: @miniMaggi ha.. took me a while with that one .. it is quite early!
  
• 09:34:03: time for some work .. laters fellow serfs
  
• 12:41:11: Are the irish voting to prevent an EU superstate tomorrow?#
  
• 12:41:57: cr# bang wallop
  
• 13:21:37: Change you can believe in http://bit.ly/dnC8L - LOL
  
• 14:33:26: @RichNeville You are probably right .. I wonder what would happen if we were ever allowed to vote ..
  
• 17:04:19: I've had enough today ...
  
• 17:13:54: time for a bit of twitter karma
  
• 19:06:25: I think all of you that are currently suffering from "Underlying conditions" better be on the lookout
  
• 19:41:08: This is the stuff of nightmares http://tinyurl.com/ylebeu5
  
• 22:56:35: We appear to have adopted a new cat or perhaps more appropriately the other way round.
  
• 23:13:46: @KlarkeKent Have you retuned?
  

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From Twitter 09-30-2009

• 08:01:37: Our cats double teamed a mouse overnight and this morning they inside-outed it .. good work you murderous bastards
  
• 08:02:32: Jazz is the musical form adopted by people who simply don't know what the tune should sound like
  
• 08:24:57: This 14 year old HPV victim had a serious underlying condition . the condition known as "being alive" ..FFS it's been killing in the US too!
  
• 08:25:54: can anyone else hear beeping?
  
• 08:33:20: Studio catalogue seems to have arrived .. bollocks .. page after page of stuff reduced by 60% plus .. obviously shite to start with
  
• 08:36:30: The "Sun" switching allegiance is yet more proof that people who align themselves with either party are caught in a Left/Right paradox..
  
• 08:38:23: I have a bad stomach .. I blame all his bullshit the TV and Newspapers keep ramming down my throat
  
• 09:28:03: Has anyone seen this website - http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/ - this looks like an ideal career opportunity for psychopaths
  
• 10:35:03: anyone got a googlewave invite to spare?
  
• 10:41:17: @SIMpixels As soon as I hit enter..my message appeared at the same time as yours!!
  
• 10:42:50: @BinaryDad I agree.. and this Polanski shite is the biggest piece of non-news that we have had for a while..
  
• 11:17:26: @BinaryDad Careful Now
  
• 11:19:12: @glinner - I take it you've seen the "anonymous" take on the Father Ted protest - http://twitpic.com/jpakg
  
• 11:20:49: @SIMpixels are you sure.. there are loads here http://bit.ly/4BRovF
  
• 11:49:11: Crazy brainwashed yanks praying to Obama - http://bit.ly/ICsUn - the world is in more trouble than I can shake a stick at.. I like sticks!
  
• 12:23:01: Visage against the Machine #hybridbands
  
• 12:23:37: Beastie Boys to Men #hybridbands
  
• 12:34:28: De La Soul 2 Soulwax #hybridbands
  
• 12:39:48: @richardpbacon now it feels like you don't really want us there, but are just being "polite" !
  
• 12:53:24: These shag bands are quite disturbing http://bit.ly/19QWUK. and werent around when I was young !!
  
• 14:04:21: Death Penalty (during War/Riots and Upheaval) sneaks back in via Lisbon Treaty for Europe - http://bit.ly/kM0LO (paragraph 5)
  
• 14:25:02: In SF airport, if you feel guilty about your carbon footprint.. you can donate money to Al Gore to help run his mansion http://bit.ly/1j6nyE
  
• 14:25:43: @RichNeville you could do a lot worse
  
• 15:01:11: Pixel F #computersongs
  
• 15:02:00: (MS) Word Up #computersongs
  
• 15:15:35: The (Dot)Matrix #computerfilms
  
• 15:15:40: The (Dot)Matrix Reloaded #computerfilms
  
• 15:15:46: The (Dot)Matrix Revolutions #computerfilms
  
• 15:18:17: Network #computerfilms
  
• 15:23:19: Mickey "Pointing Device" in Fantasia #computerfilms
  
• 15:45:22: @An_Irish_Brit They are very small though
  
• 15:56:02: @An_Irish_Brit Your right of course .. Im addicted to snickers - the bigger the bar the better :-(
  
• 16:06:55: @An_Irish_Brit The thing is they put 2 of the fun-sized bars in one packet and call it a duo bar !!
  
• 19:18:45: @BinaryDad Sounds like a classy joint..
  

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From Twitter 09-29-2009

• 07:56:00: Poor Gordon "cyclops" Brown .. sends soldiers to death in unwinable illegals wars... but complains when someone sends him a nasty letter
  
• 08:12:26: @calvinharris there's a course in france next April ! http://www.ecolechocolat.com/programs.php
  
• 09:49:21: Hitler didn't shoot himself, project paperclip, Brazil .. its all starting to come together now :-S
  
• 09:50:45: @BinaryDad They have oil and cowboys?
  
• 09:57:38: Am I childish... I have just been smirking at a conversion about divs .. and no the conversation is not about spackers .. give us credit
  
• 10:03:31: @SIMpixels you know I'm not really sure .. I just had to make the distinction .. perhaps it is time to dig up some old cusses :-)
  
• 12:09:48: Posted on Radio 4 blog link that the Y2K bug was a convenient distraction from war mongering - still awaiting moderation #bbcobjectivityfail
  
• 13:54:10: @robots_ is Episode 3 available then? - The first 2 were cracking
  
• 13:56:13: @robots_ I know they are pretty quick..but can't admit to staying up persee just to download it
  
• 13:56:49: they only tend to take about 10 mins normally to grab anyhow
  
• 17:44:04: RT @PembsDave: RT @LucasBlack: RT @Welshracer: RT @MrsStephenFry: PLEASE REMEMBER - TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL 'NO RETWEETS' DAY!
  
• 20:25:14: So kids .. whats on the idiot box tonight ?
  
• 20:30:39: @An_Irish_Brit ta .. all crap : (
  
• 20:31:21: @An_Irish_Brit Dave it is then!
  
• 20:32:42: theres some thing going down in Samoa !
  
• 20:33:22: http://tinyurl.com/ybqtpnd Samoa!
  

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From Twitter 09-28-2009

• 08:39:07: @JFoundation starts in january according to Wilipedia i believe
  
• 10:01:23: bwhaaaa - tweetdeck is all fucked again
  
• 10:44:47: So Sarah Brown has lots of followers .. she obviously isn't as corrupt as that cunt of a husband of hers ...Novus ordo seclorum my arse
  
• 13:52:30: Israel's Dimona Nuclear Weapons Factory In 3D - http://bit.ly/HQ7TO
  
• 14:06:36: Is anyone else a little suprised that the LHC (possibly capable of creating a mini black hole) doesn't have an early warning system?
  
• 14:14:33: @Woodseaves hehe - a 5 minute warning would provide a sufficient cigarette break before it all goes off though, surely..
  
• 14:15:15: This doesn't look too promissing - Riyadh 'offers airspace' for Israel attack on Iran - http://bit.ly/Wddhu
  
• 14:17:53: @BinaryDad you may be right ... however they do state that it may have prevented all that damage that occured from the last attempt !
  
• 14:23:48: Oh fuck - "More spiders expected this autumn" - http://bit.ly/wSMEr
  
• 14:35:16: "Film prize for actor with Down's" - http://bit.ly/136ndJ - this chap with down played a chap with downs .. is this really acting?
  
• 14:46:29: Only in Amerika! - "Grandmother arrested for buying cold medicine" - http://bit.ly/XZCV7
  
• 16:02:33: Attorney: "Oklahoma City bomb tapes appear edited" - http://bit.ly/DWfaj - is the truth starting to surface on this event ?
  
• 16:11:23: @andy_lamb who knows..I certainly don't..all I do know is so called "conspiracy" theories are becoming mainstream .. FBI caught - Pants down
  
• 16:12:41: This is the endBeautiful friend
  This is the end
  My only friend, the end
  
• 16:15:30: Does anyone have idea what's for dinner tonight?
  
• 16:21:15: @andy_lamb Its quite well known in certain circles that Oklahoma was a FBI operation.. I suspect misdirection more than likely ..
  
• 16:21:36: @SIMpixels That'd be awesome.. what time shall I be round?
  
• 16:24:44: @SIMpixels Excellent.. your only an hour away.. I'll pick the family up onthe way :)
  
• 16:30:58: News: G20 Thug Cop Police Sergeant Delroy Smellie (excellent name) faces assault charge http://bit.ly/60uRB
  
• 16:31:28: @SIMpixels I don't have any mates :(
  
• 16:31:37: :)
  
• 20:27:36: @SwarmedAx does it feel better letting it out?
  
• 23:34:45: In bed now...
  

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From Twitter 09-27-2009

• 15:02:30: @andy_lamb also on google video - Santa Cruz, both Wheels of Fire and Streets on Fire and H Street Shackle Me Not / Hokus Pokus - WOW
  
• 15:11:59: Natas Kaupas - Wheels Of Fire - http://bit.ly/uhLAs
  
• 15:13:58: @andy_lamb http://bit.ly/7Pnsu
  
• 18:24:40: took a bike for a ride earlier today .. I hope the owner doesn't mind too much
  

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