From Twitter 07-22-2010

• 00:09:53: And then I said 'stop it! It's tickling' everybody went quiet for a while then laughter errupted #random
  
• 00:12:37: Apparently I had shit myself. I didn't find it funny though, so I killed everyone in the room .. that shut the fuckers up #random
  
• 00:18:18: Bed !!
  
• 11:41:00: if it were me or you that pushed him would the verdict be the same? http://twitpic.com/27j9cb
  
• 11:41:26: Yo yo yo
  
• 11:45:15: @sexbiscuit wow .. never being called playboy before .... I now feel a little uneasy :)
  
• 11:46:58: @Fowget likewise ... seems to be a trend of this happening of late!
  
• 11:47:31: i'm hungry and it's too early for lunch :(
  
• 11:56:38: "Is Time Disappearing from the Universe? (A Weekend Feature)" http://j.mp/91l4E0 << Interesting theory but utter bollocks IMO
  
• 12:59:18: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was successfully deleting his facebook account
  
• 16:51:05: Perhaps we should have a register of stand up comedian's jokes to avoid any plagiarism issues in the future #cheggarsgate
  
• 16:52:11: Or perhaps these standup comedians should get a fucking life and stop robbing jokes from twitter themselves
  
• 16:58:58: RT @BinaryDad: If the Police had made a joke on Twitter about Ian Tomlinson, the CPS would have been all over it. #InJustice
  
• 18:04:46: RT Nice! @Neurosceptic Keith Chegwin: Twitter Public Enemy No.1 http://post.ly/oJfS
  
• 18:49:53: RT @Dervheid There's more oiliness in that cunt Mandleson than in the fucking Gulf of Mexico
  
• 18:50:39: @shinytuppence never too early!
  
• 19:15:07: @billymeddows i hope you showered after getting too close to it?
  
• 20:13:40: I hope all 2nd hand gags on tonights #mocktheweek will be fairly attributed
  
• 23:12:54: Good evening beautiful people, and ugly fuckers alike
  
• 23:18:30: Dude where's my Cardiff #welshfilms
  
• 23:21:44: @shinytuppence not at all offended
  
• 23:22:51: Barmouth by southwest #welshfilms
  
• 23:24:36: Rhyl and Ted's excellent adventure #welshfilms
  
• 23:25:57: Sheeper by the dozen #welshfilms
  
• 23:30:40: @robinbogg that will never get mentioned as they would have to reveal CIA and MI5 involvement in concealing crime scene
  
• 23:38:07: @robinbogg I figured that, this BP connection is clouding the waters (so to speak) though. :)
  
• 23:40:56: Drag me to Rhyl #welshfilms
  
• 23:44:30: 28 Leeks Later #welshfilms
  
• 23:48:01: The Lovely Jones #welshfilms
  

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