From Twitter 07-04-2009

• 08:03:17: @davidschneider Nap-n-trade?
  
• 17:25:10: @iamadamski Well, I shall strike Tamworth off my list then
  
• 18:00:38: good god, they're talking about teddy bears..
  
• 18:21:15: BBQs should be just about the food, call me when the food is ready next time, i'm officially anti-social, kids sod off, go on you little fuc
  
• 18:31:45: Food urgently required....now...
  
• 20:57:44: Xx
  

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From Twitter 07-03-2009

• 09:43:18: RT - really? @moontweet: ps. only 5.5 hours left until the 3rd Mac book winner is chosen #moonfruit
  
• 09:52:59: #ff Lunatics first - @neurosceptic @KlarkeKent @andy_lamb @davidschneider @_SATAN_
  
• 09:55:02: #ff - family & friends 2nd - @scampi_jobson @beatnikrow @iamadamski @MattyG72 @swarmedAx @thewales
  
• 09:56:55: #ff - Finally I'd like to thank everyone else, without whom I wouldn't be where I am today...
  
• 10:27:41: Is anyone else struggling to picture Rambo doing Bollywood - http://tr.im/qJES - http://twitpic.com/94tr4 - not now (#shitphotoshop)
  
• 11:12:42: Insects and small rodents beware, little hover is watching you - http://tr.im/qJYp (wired article + video)
  
• 11:19:02: @andy_lamb I share your dismay,we've got one this afternoon.. little fuckers everywhere..apparently there is a bar though ;-)
  
• 11:56:16: #robotcomedians - Gort Burns
  
• 11:56:59: #robotcomedians - Bender Hill
  
• 11:58:58: #robotcomedians - Peter K9
  
• 12:03:02: #robotcomedians - Cylon and Ball
  
• 12:09:23: @andy_lamb - If no expert, not even an amateur but i always use the Activity Monitor to kill the process ala windows task manager
  
• 12:20:30: RT @caitlinmoran: Any TV geeks out there know the cost of the cheapest hour of TV programming possible? Ask the producers of #oneshow
  
• 12:22:30: Sorry thought she meant cheapest looking hour of TV possible !
  
• 13:01:25: I really don't think I'd like to live in a world without cheese
  
• 13:08:00: Police told to use Wikipedia for court preparation - http://tr.im/qKAC - this is one of the most disturbing thinks I've read for a while
  
• 13:28:57: RT very sedate message - I'd have said cunts @KlarkeKent: Don't send Gary McKinnon to America, you morons
  
• 13:35:25: @KlarkeKent - I want to know if Asperger sufferers have good recall - as that may explain why they want to put him in the klink
  
• 13:40:37: Virtual Billions stolen in online virtual game - http://tr.im/qKLG - virtually no one gives a stuff, is this the best the BBC tech can do?
  
• 13:44:38: BBC Tech News - Twitter followers 'can be bought' - http://tr.im/qKN9 - I'll take 5 groats for anyone that will take horny kitty from me.
  
• 13:50:07: @minimaggi - I agree, but some seem to think it's a competition
  
• 13:50:52: RT - BOOKMARKED - TA @KlarkeKent: RT http://bit.ly/UkAQu
  
• 14:00:02: RT @neurosceptic: @KlarkeKent Swine Flu clearly isn't as unstoppable as Carter's Sex Machine.
  
• 14:03:19: I only play #spymaster to collect virtual money, the way things are going it will be worth more than sterling
  
• 14:05:54: just missed my mouth with my coffee cup, brown stains everywhere, that'll teach me to wear my angel costume to work on Fridays!
  
• 14:23:17: @KlarkeKent Do you have any serious underlying medical conditions?
  
• 14:27:10: @KlarkeKent I understand it to be one of the symptoms, along with a bit of a cough and a runny nose - I'd call NHS direct Immediately
  
• 14:50:49: RT Here Please @moontweet: Less than 10 mins to go. Where will Macbook winner number 3 be? http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit
  
• 16:07:49: School fetes = unbearable
  
• 20:31:26: Listening to "No Easy Way Out" by Go West from Rocky IV soundtrack - now that's hardcore
  
• 21:48:10: - Ahh the memories, reminds me of playing footie on the Hummingbird dance floor circa 1990 &#266B; http://blip.fm/~9bt2o
  
• 21:50:41: - Rent - Carter USM - Yess (sorry peeps) &#266B; http://blip.fm/~9bt7m
  
• 21:54:10: - Paris Angels ߝ Perfume - this was well underrated in my most humblest of opinions &#266B; http://blip.fm/~9bteq
  
• 21:57:57: @iamadamski - Ad, you remember this? - "The High ߝ Box Set Go" &#266B; http://blip.fm/~9btmp
  
• 22:00:33: RT @neurosceptic @Nettofabulous And then you could change your username to Josef Twitzl :p
  

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From Twitter 07-01-2009

• 08:37:47: RT @andy_lamb: Am I the only one in the world who thinks Chris Moyles is completely talentless, and unbearably smug because he knows it? NO
  
• 09:49:59: Celebrate 10 years of Moonfruit and win a MacBook Pro http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit
  
• 09:53:28: @andy_lamb http://bit.ly/2kTZs7 #streetart #graffiti #urban - good find that, reminds me of the olden days..
  
• 10:45:53: opened the patio doors to let some cool air in, in reality I have just let cool air out..
  
• 10:56:27: If there is a heaven, there must be a queue, what are the odds that the queue is managed by Disney, and do they do those queue jump passes?
  
• 11:10:24: @SwarmedAx - You talking about waiting made me think, "we the people" must spend a massive portion of our lives just waiting for stuff
  
• 11:57:10: Its getting more humid #fact
  
• 11:58:37: @beatnikrow - That I believe is one of @SwarmedAx ' s bosses driveways
  
• 12:27:24: #randomalbumcovers - My effort from a couple of years back.. http://twitpic.com/8xpqr
  
• 12:42:57: There is a bird in the garden chirpy chirpy cheep cheeping the same frickin tone over & over & over & over again... shut it...
  
• 15:15:51: #shitphotoshop - Gordon Brown-a Lisa - http://twitpic.com/8y0ig - sorry bored at present
  
• 15:22:33: #shitphotoshop - The Scream(ing baby) - http://twitpic.com/8y131
  
• 15:52:06: #shitphotoshop - Beadles Last Supper - http://twitpic.com/8y3jh (starring the cast of Game for a Laugh)
  
• 16:01:17: Last piccie for now - http://twitpic.com/8y4bo
  
• 16:04:49: RT <Yuck> @My_Boobs: NO! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/918179/
  
• 17:13:16: Ex CIA Employee wants other Ex CIA Employee to commit an act of terror at: http://bit.ly/4FDO5
  
• 19:32:15: #craptransformers - Gordon Brownatron - turns into a cycloptic cumbersome metalic brute that can fuck up economies with apparent ease.
  
• 19:34:54: #craptransformers - Obamatron - turns into a a
  
• 19:35:40: screw it this twitter client is shit
  

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From Twitter 06-30-2009

• 09:37:37: Morning all, lets start off the day with some win - http://twitpic.com/8u3g3
  
• 09:56:37: Must remember when starting back at the Gym after a break that you shouldn't push it with weight machines, the Inner thigh in particular
  
• 10:02:42: :-) http://twitpic.com/8u4cx
  
• 10:29:51: I just reached level 14. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  
• 10:40:49: The Yemeni Jet crash isn't making the trending topics - http://tr.im/qhxA - but Michael Jackson still is - what a fucked up world
  
• 10:56:45: RT That's pop idol Britain for you.. sickening really @Jason_Manford: RT This makes me feel queasy: http://bit.ly/saVd2 (via @mrs_wallace)
  
• 10:59:00: Wanted - http://twitpic.com/8u6fc
  
• 11:16:00: Michael Jacketpotatohead - http://twitpic.com/8u73o
  
• 13:47:51: I just signed an Anti-Taser petition - http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/EndTasers/ - oh yes I did
  
• 14:27:34: Beer and Loathing in las Vegas - #alcobooks
  
• 15:54:56: Interesting Idea regarding 5 year licenses for teachers - http://tr.im/qjKt - would this work? who knows!
  
• 16:04:46: This is so F*cking ridiculous - MPs to investigate UK net speeds - http://tr.im/qjPu - Perhaps the recession and illegal wars have ended..
  
• 16:08:34: Daily sex 'best for good sperm' - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8125934.stm
  

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From Twitter 06-29-2009

• 08:08:11: Warwick Castle's annual spitting contest drew a record crowd this April - http://pic.im/6iq
  
• 18:05:28: Another fucking #swineflu death LMFAO - Guess Other Serious Underlying Medical conditions -http://bit.ly/lw6on
  
• 18:07:38: A family of 5 have died of Swine Flu
  
• 18:08:36: RT @NeoplasmSix: A family of 5 have died of Swine Flu - Police ar elooking into whether the sever car accident had any bearing
  
• 18:09:21: Spaz is the right name for the spaz twitter client - propper spastic
  
• 18:45:25: @calvinharris i hope it was a meat based salad.
  
• 18:45:56: big rain is a comming
  
• 18:46:45: massive lumps of rain, right now in Sutton Coldfield
  
• 18:50:17: everything feels so frickin sticky, Sun, rain, sun rain, thunder blah blah blah
  
• 19:28:29: Awesome - Biggest Snake Ever Recorded Found Dead! http://bit.ly/iRMSF
  
• 20:51:06: @SwarmedAx its been 45 minutes, I bet Clarke is being better behaved than @scampi_jobson, at leat 10 visits to the toilet + 1 arguement
  
• 21:21:01: @SwarmedAx in the office
  
• 21:39:34: oh dear it's started - http://bit.ly/4sGeKr - 12 #jacko related suicides
  
• 21:57:08: @SwarmedAx Are you asleep?
  
• 22:09:18: I dont even like tennis but this is tense stuff
  
• 22:39:17: nice one Tim
  

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From Twitter 06-28-2009

• 12:14:23: http://twitpic.com/8nzya - My most reserved Toby Carvery portion ever.. #fact
  
• 17:25:12: so, whats new peeps, Ive been leading an alternate lifestyle today, one involving excercise, very strange, fell kinda achey...is that normal
  
• 17:32:45: So we've had a 2nd Swine Flu Death in the UK, I wonder when the first actual real one will occur http://bit.ly/wdpKl - scaremonger wankflaps
  
• 17:37:58: RT @claritynow: What's your apocalypse of choice (nuclear, plague, zombies, et cetera)? Definitely Zombies a head shot and they're dead
  
• 17:48:57: Rumours of status quo only knowing 3 chords are vastly exagerated, it is in fact only one chord shape in 3 different positions on the neck
  
• 18:45:53: @neurosceptic cooked ot frozen?
  
• 18:46:04: or ffs
  
• 18:55:50: Glaasto Flags - kin'ell - http://twitpic.com/8ook7
  
• 19:50:48: #glasto - someone please fill me in with the significance of the Ninja Backdrop please...
  
• 22:19:12: #glasto - evwifin
  
• 23:34:00: Smack maaa biatch upp
  

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