From Twitter 02-27-2010

• 00:14:58: Today is no different to any other Friday , I will start Saturday with less followers than Thursday
  
• 00:46:24: Can't really be arsed with this NME awards thingy
  
• 00:49:16: The Specials have won an award for being special
  
• 00:51:44: @Woodseaves I think we should all receive a lifetime achievement award at some stage in our lives
  
• 00:58:46: @Neurosceptic I think I stopped reading it around the same time.. I think the answer must be on the internet.. I shall ask Jeeves
  
• 01:07:24: Award shows throw together bizarre collaborations. I'd like to see the Happy Mondays featuring Cliff Richard with a cover of Rock Me Amadeus
  
• 01:11:45: @Neurosceptic kind of like a muso's book of revelations then. he of Suede doth wear the number of the beast
  
• 01:14:52: @Neurosceptic hasn't he got a new project on the go?
  
• 01:37:46: @Neurosceptic ta I'll check it out on the morrow
  
• 10:10:35: Vote for change ... A puppet change that is. Meet the new boss, same as the old fucking boss, but with 2 eyes and a posh accent.
  
• 12:04:48: Mississippi Talmud Pie #religiousdishes
  
• 12:09:35: Prayfish Tails #religiousdishes
  
• 12:10:46: Papal Crumble #religiousdishes
  
• 12:15:45: @andy_lamb Microsoft cu*ts cough cough.....
  
• 12:18:25: @monstroso I don't think operation Mockingbird ever ceased
  
• 18:19:26: My son is soon to be 7, he is staying at his Nan's house tonight and he has packed his laptop and electric guitar.
  
• 18:20:19: My question is: Are kids spoilt these days?
  
• 18:22:21: @jackdavidburton ha.. It's only a cheap one, however I recall myself in a similar situation taking a little bit of meccano and cards!
  

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From Twitter 02-26-2010

• 01:19:24: @Neurosceptic 'epileptics disco challenge' is one i'd stay up to watch
  
• 01:23:52: @dazzw a flid kid / penguin mellee of sorts?
  
• 01:30:06: @dazzw i think the penguins would edge it, particularly in the water based events.
  
• 01:31:55: Good night kids
  
• 13:23:56: Good afternoon *special* people .. where has the day gone?
  
• 13:25:42: Do not pay for black teeth, soot is freely available and not too dangerous
  
• 13:45:06: @le_poisson_mort Sage? wouldn't sage be kind of green and herby, like you'd rubbed cannabis on your gums rather than coke.. errm oops
  
• 13:45:28: @le_poisson_mort Me too
  
• 14:05:31: @molliemouse4 Ive heard of this before to be honest .. people used to chew tarmac as well I believe
  
• 14:36:33: @andy_lamb you just want a black one!
  
• 14:59:44: @andy_lamb abnsolutely ..i'd bag the new one
  
• 15:18:38: @ArmyofDave Burgerking? you lucky bastard
  
• 15:22:15: @ArmyofDave i'll keep it under my hat ;)
  
• 17:31:39: This is one of the signs on the wall at my son's gymnastics club - http://twitpic.com/15g98l
  
• 17:34:59: @SIMpixels you've been more absent than me.. how goes things?
  
• 17:36:44: @le_poisson_mort interview backdrop??? Can I get some clarification.. what type of interview requires a backdrop? :S
  
• 17:45:29: @SIMpixels too much 'nothing in particular' is keeping me from doing things that I should be cracking on with, but it's all good.. ta
  
• 18:06:42: There are kids here no older than 10 wearing tight singlets and tight shorts that look like hotpants.. it's not right..
  
• 18:11:31: Will it ever end?
  
• 18:17:50: I am too easily embarrased by other people.
  
• 18:19:06: When I say 'other people' I of course mean my son.
  
• 18:20:54: When we are both older, I will of course get my revenge
  
• 18:25:17: @The_Grim_Weeder many thanks for the #FF sir..
  
• 18:31:43: My son was just being tortured in a gymnastic type situation and was quite clearly under strain.. I just smirked
  
• 18:37:28: Jesus, my son practically just done the splits. That's as unnatural as ermm... things and that #selfcensored
  
• 23:42:07: @le_poisson_mort aha
  
• 23:44:05: @Neurosceptic many thanks for the #FF .. I really should put the effort in some day
  
• 23:47:12: This Chris Moyles quiz is more painful than haemeroids
  
• 23:49:06: @EatMyHalo isn't that the film that victor morrow died on the set of ?
  
• 23:53:22: @dazzw fat people are mong
  
• 23:55:07: @EatMyHalo they should have put that on the DVD extras
  
• 23:56:54: Someone has stolen Jimmy Carrs shoulders
  

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From Twitter 02-25-2010

• 09:06:38: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy appears to be one of the best things on TV these days.
  
• 09:07:06: Morning folks
  
• 09:17:54: X Faxtor Winner - Joe McElderrey -with Slide #onehitwondersequels
  
• 09:19:33: @andy_lamb Hi Di Hi
  
• 09:38:28: @le_poisson_mort ;) how are you on this blustery god foresaken day?
  
• 10:33:55: We the British Tax Paying public own 84% of the RBS bank #apparently
  
• 11:14:01: ADL Ackbar #jewishstarwars
  
• 11:19:12: Jabba Talmud #jewishstarwars
  
• 11:20:22: ha ha apparently there is a droid called 'Bollux ' in the StarWars franchise http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Wars_characters
  
• 11:21:37: EmTorah Palpatine #jewishstarwars
  
• 11:27:30: @EatMyHalo I know!! However I particluarly like 'Ken' and 'Grand Moff Muzzer'
  
• 11:31:42: @EatMyHalo Poor fucker .. I say we get CSI Yavin 4 to investigate ..
  
• 11:35:41: @EatMyHalo I may have to do a third rate photoshop job this evening
  
• 11:40:23: @EmpressOzzie Hows it going??
  
• 11:45:09: @EmpressOzzie excellent news ... however I feel a little dirty appearing in the same tweet as your PM ... I shall again shower shortly
  
• 11:49:46: @EmpressOzzie you noticed? I thought I might get away with that!
  
• 11:55:38: @EmpressOzzie whoaaa .. trying to work here ;)
  
• 12:37:06: Guess what... Yup it's raining .... again ... or should that be ... still
  
• 12:39:18: Remember folks .. its only twitter there are no winners .. but there are definitely some losers
  
• 13:24:56: @Neurosceptic Wasn't it Robocop that gave us Muddy Funster too?
  
• 13:29:07: @andy_lamb Were these all pre / post watershed ? Did we even have a watershed back then? My memory is all blurry
  
• 13:31:29: @Chilma If it makes you feel any better I'm not rich, I hate both London and the Media
  
• 13:35:32: @andy_lamb I now have the soundtrack running through my head duh du du duuuh du.... etc
  
• 13:39:19: @Neurosceptic Don't recall that one .. but Beverly Hills Cop was savaged too if I remember correctly
  
• 13:43:00: Found these re: TV Edits http://is.gd/99qjc http://is.gd/99qta
  
• 13:58:01: @Chilma I really have to start being less obvious in all respect of my life
  
• 14:01:48: I'm now going to read the Wonderful BBC News Website and delight in how our government is really out to help us. Gordon Brown is my hero.
  
• 14:04:07: Haven't RBS done well, only 3.6BN loss .. Tax payers own 84% of the RBS .. our money really is being well spent
  
• 14:06:27: @Dervheid I'm hiding behind the facade of a media gullible sheeple .. that would just give it away
  
• 14:13:18: It's good that the number of terror arrests has gone up .. Those damn pesky foreigners who don't like us.. bring on the biometrics
  
• 14:14:01: Enough .. I can't do this anymore .. back to being me
  
• 14:14:27: @Dervheid I tried .. It was too difficult
  
• 14:17:00: UKIP would ban Al Gore film in schools - Telegraph - http://j.mp/b6Li5K
  
• 14:18:34: @Neurosceptic I thought they were the same person .. I feel my day has been shattered
  
• 14:36:14: SKY TOP NEWS: US TV Presenter Suspended Over 'Too Old For Short Skirt' Attack On Colleague's Outfit http://j.mp/aoUEBo
  
• 14:38:17: Editors pick on Sky News Website http://twitpic.com/158z3o
  
• 14:43:27: @RealAlexJones UKIP would ban Al Gore film in schools - http://is.gd/99CUC
  
• 16:44:17: @BinaryDad How about a binary image of yourself?
  
• 16:54:03: @BinaryDad Just found this site http://www.text-image.com/index.html
  
• 17:14:55: @BinaryDad Thought it'd be appropriate given your username, may need to fiddle with brightness etc on the source photo
  

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From Twitter 02-24-2010

• 01:06:23: Watched the CSI Trilogy .. Not bad, but I am looking forward to the day that Horatio Caine's murder is being investigated.. The cunt
  
• 09:02:11: Morning
  
• 09:05:45: @MDuette how's everythng on the otherside?
  
• 09:10:05: @MDuette officially morning but it could be dusk ... blustery, wet and scraps of snow still on the ground .. nice eh?
  
• 09:21:21: Bernanke: Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion http://onion.com/9d2Wmk << There is more truth here than any REAL news item
  
• 09:31:39: SIBEL EDMONDS: THE TRAITORS AMONG US" http://j.mp/aCkb10
  
• 10:52:33: @debonbon is that the Sarah Connor Chronicles?
  
• 10:58:36: @debonbon I only watched the first few and stopped .. Is Summer Glau still in it aswell?
  
• 11:01:06: @debonbon She was the only reason I watched the first few .. it was still hard going ..
  
• 13:05:55: It's been a long time since the police have worked for and protected the public hasn't it? These days they seem to work for the Government
  
• 13:06:47: That last tweet was brought to you by #naivety a new brand of #sarcasm
  
• 13:12:47: what's the issue with Newspapers phone-hacking? We have a division of Echelon operating in the UK .. we are all effectively bugged FFS
  
• 13:13:59: @KlarkeKent That's called confetti I believe !
  
• 13:17:04: @MDuette G'night
  
• 13:54:09: @EmpressOzzie I like my pineapple natural without any distractions :)
  
• 14:01:24: @EmpressOzzie We import ours in the UK so Ironically we do not have that problem
  
• 14:24:22: There is only one word to describe Tzipi Livni and unfotunately that word is 'CUNT' , a disgusting word, yet apt for this woman
  
• 14:44:20: "Al Gore’s Communist Connection" http://j.mp/cKL7l1
  
• 14:48:38: @EmpressOzzie I like snickers too
  
• 14:52:31: @EmpressOzzie Never heard of those ...
  
• 15:01:02: @andy_lamb Ooops
  
• 15:36:14: @EmpressOzzie G'night
  
• 17:00:43: Eating scones
  

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From Twitter 02-23-2010

• 08:53:51: Dick Cheney Ill, is it wrong that this has made my day?
  
• 08:58:25: @debonbon cool ... how's the ozzie temperatures these days?
  
• 09:02:04: @debonbon good stuff, its been snow and bluster over here
  
• 09:08:41: "Western Governments admit Carrying out "False Flag" Terror" http://j.mp/a7OMHB
  
• 09:25:28: Can anyone spot the photoshop flaw on the picture in this advert ? http://twitpic.com/14vbz3
  
• 10:17:05: @le_poisson_mort I can't prove it .. but I'd love it to be true
  
• 10:21:00: RT My sentiments too @Glinner: Worried about Dick Cheney. I hope he recovers enough to someday die in prison.
  
• 10:36:37: I have just had a Grays Herbal Tablet .. I don't think the day can get any better than this
  
• 10:37:21: @molliemouse4 You got it
  
• 10:57:15: @Dervheid we are at a staggering +1 here (outside)
  
• 11:11:24: Scump
  
• 11:39:07: When Darth Cheney gasps his last breath who will replace him at the side of Pope Sidious? http://twitpic.com/14vpfg
  
• 11:46:51: Palin all light sabred up ready to replace Darth Cheney - http://twitpic.com/14vqb3
  
• 11:47:05: @le_poisson_mort indeed
  
• 11:58:47: "So where did all the money go? - Telegraph" http://j.mp/aBShws
  
• 12:01:46: "Tzipi Livni scoffs at Tory pledge to end threat of arrest for Israel officials - Telegraph" http://j.mp/bH2UIh << Very Very Wrong
  
• 13:04:25: It's about time someone came up with a good sub £100 ebook reader to kick start the ebook revolution. Over £150 for a book device = cuntish
  
• 13:42:17: @le_poisson_mort You could have activated cheat mode, selecting shoplifting and super-speed #asdazombies
  
• 14:24:01: @Claire_Cordon Was that the program on about 11pm last night? It was interesting to say the least.
  
• 14:26:09: @Chilma I think it is only socially acceptable to do so on Fridays
  
• 14:26:46: @EmpressOzzie spice rocks
  
• 14:30:30: @Claire_Cordon Ta, I shall take a look.. there was a prog on late too C4 I think about Palm Oil and Hormone-Injected Milk producing cattle!!
  
• 14:32:28: @Claire_Cordon It wasn't C4 it was BBC at 10.35 I-player link http://is.gd/907Mq .. will check your links later
  
• 14:39:05: I find it odd & Ironic that Echelon didn't pick up on that light aircraft attack on one of the buildings that house it last week ..
  
• 16:00:46: Its fucking Snowing again #WeatherReport
  
• 16:03:36: @EmpressOzzie g'night
  
• 17:13:06: @davesusetty Paris Angels - Perfume - http://is.gd/90ISo (youtube)
  
• 17:46:22: @EatMyHalo I've said it before and I'll say it again .. 90% + of the population is obsessed with Celebrity .. the Cult of Celebrity
  
• 17:50:08: @EatMyHalo I think the spell could be broken by removal of TV for a week and the permanent destruction of heat magazine and similar mags
  
• 17:51:20: @EatMyHalo On 2nd thoughts your idea was better
  
• 17:54:05: Heat magazine is like a bible to the mentally retarded
  
• 22:00:47: I have a headache
  
• 22:03:54: @Woodseaves I blame it on the kids,
  
• 22:09:45: @EatMyHalo I don't think I have any of that stuff, I may just have a lemsip
  
• 22:10:05: off to watch CSI trilogy ..
  

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From Twitter 02-22-2010

• 09:32:25: Morning folks .. i feel like absolute bollocks
  
• 10:16:52: It's hardly surprising Vanessa Redgrave won the Fellowship BAFTA Award .. I didn't see any other nominees
  
• 10:30:11: Looking likely to all go off in Iran .. http://is.gd/8UZGM ... The banker backed Military Industrial Complex really are massive cunts
  
• 11:00:50: Does anyone have a free Youtube clone script for pre-encoded videos (i.e. no serverside encoding) #help
  
• 12:03:02: One More Try - Does anyone have a free Youtube clone script for pre-encoded videos (i.e. no serverside encoding) # pleasehelp #help
  
• 13:24:06: RT @obotheclown: Blogging: Here we FUCKING go again http://tinyurl.com/yh6gthv
  
• 14:07:55: Eugenics and the Nazis -- the California connection - http://is.gd/8VB5v << Interesting Read
  
• 14:59:16: Airport Security: Welcome to Scannergate - http://j.mp/9g8pBg
  
• 15:12:05: Sci-Fi Sex Ads http://twitpic.com/14q7ch
  
• 15:34:42: More SciFi Ads - http://twitpic.com/14qay2 http://twitpic.com/14qaya http://twitpic.com/14qayi http://twitpic.com/14qayu
  
• 15:35:26: Last of the SciFi Ads - http://twitpic.com/14qb58 http://twitpic.com/14qb5a http://twitpic.com/14qb5w
  
• 15:38:18: @MattyG72 Have you finished for the day then?
  
• 15:53:52: http://twitpic.com/14qeau
  
• 16:15:52: RT @andy_lamb: I think Labour's 'Death Tax' is a great idea. I'd like to pay all my tax when I'm dead, if that's OK?
  
• 18:13:11: chips, bacon and egg for dinner .. I doubt anyone can beat that
  
• 19:14:40: @Woodseaves this happens to me everytime ostand up
  
• 22:26:27: @niponravel was quite thick .. however I forgot to mention the inclusion of Baked beans and home baked bread
  

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