From Twitter 02-13-2010

• 09:06:30: Minus 8 this morning
  
• 09:59:45: @dazzw he was also shit in Eastenders
  
• 10:00:53: @Dervheid cheers for the #
  
• 12:15:12: We are on a train in Switzerland.. that is all you need to know right now.
  
• 16:33:55: This is our balcony view http://twitgoo.com/duyw5
  
• 19:19:54: @abstractimages some of the buildings look like they should feature in heidi. I'm currently looking for Peter the goat boy
  
• 19:22:51: Paid approx 18gbp for a weeks internet access.. hurahhh
  
• 20:35:32: The little'un @scampi_jobson at the bottom of the halfpipe http://twitgoo.com/dva61
  
• 20:49:44: @molliemouse4 don't forget this is mobile internet, the cheapest UK cost is 1.25gbp per mb, this is cheap
  
• 20:51:51: @iamadamski tell me about it! I'm sure I saw somewhere about it snowing in Paris.. it may have been in a dream though
  
• 21:07:21: @molliemouse4 ha ha
  
• 22:02:36: @branderzy that thing is high as a house, I'm just sticking to the slopes :)
  
• 22:05:32: @Neurosceptic I watched it with a bunch of mates years ago, everyone of us fell asleep. I kid you not.
  
• 22:09:58: @Neurosceptic I agree, what I did see was truly absurd, they were like fucked up Klingons
  
• 22:11:10: @Woodseaves I think that would be awesome to receive
  
• 22:14:00: RT @yogesh_n Haha #WeAllHateMiley #FTW << not sure why I'm retweeting this but wtf :)
  
• 22:15:52: @Woodseaves it can't fail
  
• 22:19:02: @yogesh_n that'd be it, she's just another example of the mk ultra style princess warrior bullshit that we are subjected to .. rant over
  
• 22:20:52: @Neurosceptic I wish he would Fucking get going, and quite frankly I don't want to know if he's got something to tell me
  
• 22:24:48: It's quiet tonight
  
• 22:29:03: I caught a bit of the winter Olympics opening ceremony, I love a good boo'ing, but what was all that about?
  
• 22:34:01: @Neurosceptic waterfall skiing would be unmissable, men's water skating not so much
  
• 22:38:16: @Neurosceptic yup, however I initially read that as salmon drowning..
  
• 22:59:30: Night folks, its Zzzz time
  

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From Twitter 02-12-2010

• 00:10:12: @EmpressOzzie i think i'd call the A Team .. But seriously not sure...
  
• 00:12:06: Tomorrow I will be in the highest town in Europe... Nope note Amsterdam
  
• 00:15:03: @EmpressOzzie dont censor yourself.. Your government does that for you
  
• 00:18:57: RT @abstractimages I'm in bed. Eating Cheerios. << don't drop any, they're a bugger to untangle from your hair when they dry
  
• 00:19:30: Now im hungry
  
• 00:28:28: @abstractimages very pre-emptive of you, I be you're wearing latex gloves too to prevent milk burn
  
• 00:31:35: @abstractimages laters...
  
• 00:32:18: @EmpressOzzie tight timescale .. not enough time to do anything .. plans?
  
• 00:32:46: @EmpressOzzie I had toast .. the world will be ok for a little while
  
• 00:34:19: RT @RichNeville: Everyone should be made aware of this breaking story! RT @Woodseaves : @RichNeville Ooer! http://bit.ly/45um43
  
• 00:42:49: RT @Oobermann: who the fuck are @planetjedward are they cunts like bono? << No one is that Bad
  
• 01:10:15: @EmpressOzzie good work :)
  
• 11:23:53: @EatMyHalo I nearly spat tea all over my monitor #tweepfacts
  
• 11:26:17: @EatMyHalo I would only ever get close to Bono if he was on fire .. and that would be to douse the fucker petrol .. perhaps I'm in denial
  
• 11:26:49: So how's everyone swinging?
  
• 15:40:14: waiting pft...
  
• 15:43:45: @RichNeville I'd love to see the amount that are in favour of torturing Blair .. not just limiting to Mail readers though
  
• 15:47:37: @Neurosceptic cheers for the #ff ... regrettably I don't have time to reciprocate today .. does this count? who knows!
  
• 16:22:15: @andy_lamb Or club biscuits (remember them?) out of their outer wrapping..
  
• 16:26:31: @andy_lamb It was a tough decision between mint and orange for me .. at the time fruit were dragging the rear .. these days I 'm not sure
  
• 16:28:41: Here is a 3 year old photo of my son sporting a bolognese goatee http://tweetphoto.com/11142781 .. it is now a fully blown beard
  
• 16:34:42: flight at 6:50 .. it sucks that you have to be at the airport 2 hours prior to the flight
  
• 16:36:15: @dazzw on what basis is it being meausured ml or number of times?
  
• 16:37:57: laters folks .. will tweet from the airport for a wile
  
• 17:53:45: At bhx .. with booze http://twitgoo.com/dsl06
  
• 17:57:49: RT @Neurosceptic #cheapgameshows Mock The Weak
  
• 18:04:42: Thanks for #ff @robinbogg .
  
• 18:24:04: Three mobile you're fired ...
  
• 18:37:54: Looking forward to switching to a Swisscom sim tomorrow
  
• 18:44:13: @Neurosceptic yes it is, to be fair a toblerone shard would be more effective than my 3 sim
  
• 19:41:14: 20 minute delay, for the love of Baphomet... grrr
  
• 19:49:36: Jesus built my hotdog #boringsongs
  
• 19:52:01: Knitting in the name of #boringsongs
  
• 19:53:01: I think our gate is about to be called .. laters my brave touchpad warriors
  
• 22:10:40: In Zurich now
  
• 23:46:36: -7 centigrade here brrrrr
  

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From Twitter 02-11-2010

• 00:53:10: @abstractimages you're so fucking lucky, whereabouts does Nigeria figure in this one?
  
• 00:56:15: Today I baked some bread, tomorrow I shall mount a coup by overthrowing the worlds leaders using soup magik
  
• 01:00:38: @beginjapan this time tomorrow I will be king of the world... Or more realistically just in bed
  
• 01:03:36: @Angela_Holtzen ... You can laugh, just you wait and see
  
• 01:06:17: @Angela_Holtzen well i can understand that :)
  
• 01:07:12: @EmpressOzzie mania??
  
• 01:14:34: @EmpressOzzie now, that makes a lot more sense
  
• 01:16:06: @abstractimages you gotta love em. I used to spend hours reading thru scambaiting web sites... Awesome
  
• 01:18:31: @abstractimages not sure ive read that one, will look for it tomorrow
  
• 01:26:28: @abstractimages cheers.. Should be good for a read over breakfast
  
• 01:30:10: Was ist das?
  
• 01:32:55: After tomorrow my tweets will be sporadic for a week, after which normal service will resume
  
• 01:35:07: @EmpressOzzie another scorcher today? Or something else?
  
• 01:38:00: Burger on a Wire #takeawaymovies
  
• 01:40:32: @EmpressOzzie i blame the Swiss, their cheese mountains arent compatible with my data plan
  
• 01:44:17: @Angela_Holtzen just as well.. I use the scrunch up technique, it's the most effective way of ensuring my tramp like image
  
• 01:49:32: #popquestionsanswered whats that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Just fuck off weirdo
  
• 01:50:28: @Angela_Holtzen i might be lieng, though to find out you'd have to speak to my bin buddy
  
• 01:51:42: @EmpressOzzie is this the new Alice film? Looks pretty groovy i must say
  
• 01:54:46: Right my lovelies, bed beckons.. Till tomorrow 
  
• 09:29:35: @beginjapan here's a VPN solution 5GBP per month http://bit.ly/dpfBjD An Actual TV service from 15GPB http://bit.ly/d1ixSk .. more later..
  
• 09:35:23: @beginjapan no probs .. the UKTV2C one allows paypal but is more expensive
  
• 09:40:07: @EmpressOzzie ignore them if they don't, or get a tshirt made-up
  
• 10:10:32: @beginjapan I couldn't agree more
  
• 10:14:31: @EmpressOzzie :)
  
• 10:15:48: @andy_lamb They should do a Wii version of Enduro Racer .. that was a great game
  
• 10:23:45: @abstractimages I would never admit to meeting that cretin Bono, unless I had just whacked him
  
• 10:25:31: @andy_lamb Never played Elite, but heard a lot about it from my school friends at the time. I heard you had to invest a lot of time in it.
  
• 10:32:23: @andy_lamb Only a genius could create a a flawless website like that
  
• 11:52:31: @abstractimages Hypocrite is one of the nicer ways I would describe him. My preferred description would be dead, but then he''d be a martyr
  
• 12:00:50: ob-la-di ob-la-da 64 #beatlesbingo
  
• 12:02:48: RT @obotheclown: 100 years ago: http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2008/11/go-fuck-yourself-with-broken-bottle.html
  
• 13:48:40: I have some work to do .. laters kids
  
• 21:04:46: Hey ... you the wok steady cue
  
• 21:41:17: @molliemouse4 thank you muchly
  
• 23:47:35: Mika is a Nob Jockey.. Thats not an insult.. Thats what it says on his passport. Google it if you dont believe me
  
• 23:52:44: Im watching derren brown, why?
  
• 23:54:21: @EmpressOzzie its a bit of a fuzzy photobooth shot.. Im not that blurred in real life
  
• 23:59:06: @BinaryDad ahh.. The dirty mind fucker, now my hair gel on toast cravings make sense
  

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From Twitter 02-10-2010

• 10:17:15: @andy_lamb Congrats ... bloody student !
  
• 10:54:48: Miniature Sensor Perpetually Charges Self Using Environmental Energy - http://j.mp/c5xUSf
  
• 11:07:39: Government loses Binyam Mohamed torture appeal - http://j.mp/9OogOs .. why would they want to prevent disclosure if there was no torture eh?
  
• 12:40:36: Walking around ASDA I spotted a befuddled old lady with a shopping trolley containing only cappuccino singles and a 10 pack of coathangers
  
• 12:45:40: I mean .. cappuccino and coat hangers .. does anyone have a recipe that can utilise both of these ingredients?
  
• 12:47:14: Also was driving through a populated area .. sign flashed "30 SLOW" .. I took this as a criticism and sped up
  
• 12:48:17: @EmpressOzzie It probably is ... I think if you use wire ones it's diet coke .. blending them must be the answer
  
• 13:03:42: @EmpressOzzie Arrr We'd better batten down the hatches then or we'll end up in Davy Jones' Locker
  
• 13:12:14: @MariBiscuits I love that they hide it in a rug at the bottom of the stairs or somewhere similar, rather than a visible wipe clean surface
  
• 13:16:13: Quick runaway ... runaway .. its Snowing
  
• 13:16:46: @abstractimages hello
  
• 13:49:21: @EmpressOzzie it's nearly midnight surely ... that's no time to be exciteable.. or perhaps i'm doing it wrong!
  
• 13:52:43: @MariBiscuits Was it discovered before or after the foot went in?
  
• 13:57:53: @EmpressOzzie Super ... is the Weather still hot over there? We've just had a brief flurry of snow .. it's cold #randomquestion
  
• 13:59:29: @MariBiscuits That's good. Having prep'd my Sons cereal yesterday I left the kitchen briefly, returned to the cat tucking in = son crying
  
• 14:09:12: @EmpressOzzie have a good un
  
• 15:25:06: @Dervheid I think only certain web based clients allow blocking / muting .. and that applies to that client only
  
• 16:10:04: @EatMyHalo Have you watched 'The Devils Tomb' yet ? In my opinion it is one of the shitest films of the last 12 months.
  
• 16:18:23: Some people eh!
  
• 16:24:25: @abstractimages Now symbian is going open source you may see one soon. I used to use Gravity on my old nokia E71 (cost about £3) #mattthe3rd
  
• 16:27:31: @abstractimages Someone has done a roundup of them all here http://is.gd/85wML
  
• 16:31:11: Over inflated perception of self importance
  
• 16:32:54: @abstractimages That was my favourite .. they do regular updates too.. which is nice
  
• 17:10:29: @branderzy That sounds like a bit of a boundary issue ...
  
• 17:14:20: Just had a quick go on Google Buzz .. it's like a shit twitter etc...
  
• 17:20:31: I think i've just twit myself .. what a mess
  
• 17:20:57: It's snowing again #TheWeather
  
• 17:21:49: @branderzy good .. kids these days a cheeky little f***kers froma very early age, obviously not all of them!
  
• 17:25:17: Why can I not type a coherent sentence?
  
• 17:27:03: I've only just noticed, but my tweet counter has been corrected .. it's now showing what I would expect it to
  
• 17:31:21: @branderzy I know what you mean!
  
• 17:33:58: @andy_lamb I'm only on just over 5,000 .. I think you will Level Up when you hit the 10K mark .. you may even get an extra life
  
• 18:05:26: You Smell of Egg Man #beatlesinsults
  
• 18:08:14: Obloodyhell, Ob-La-Da #beatlesinsults
  
• 18:08:55: He's A Woman #beatlesinsults
  
• 18:12:27: While My Goiter Gently Weeps #beatlesmedicalanomalies
  
• 18:14:17: Gay Stripper #beatlesinsults
  
• 18:16:47: @RufusHound Because the Tax will get passed back to the general public
  
• 18:18:41: @iThumbmynose I think he is hibernating at present with all the other Sloths
  
• 21:23:00: @BinaryDad isn't that what 99.9% of journalists do anyway?
  
• 21:23:47: @beginjapan I think we can let you off!
  
• 22:03:38: @SIMpixels http://twitpic.com/12gc5k - Awesome
  
• 22:36:10: @abstractimages I can help balance things up by admitting I'm shit
  
• 22:39:09: @SIMpixels no worries :)
  
• 22:39:54: @beginjapan slingbox? or http://bit.ly/M1z3O through a proxy ??
  
• 22:41:48: @abstractimages It must grate...
  
• 22:42:57: @iThumbmynose kept you at top .. just
  
• 22:43:33: @abstractimages yup
  
• 22:46:04: @beginjapan i'll have a look tomorrow and send you some links .. i'm about to watch some tv myself
  

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From Twitter 02-09-2010

• 00:59:54: All heil me
  
• 01:24:38: I'm too tired for words.. Zžćaærŵßłœø
  
• 08:54:20: good morning children of nephilim
  
• 08:56:36: Facebook has always looked like fried vomit. I can't see the difference
  
• 09:34:46: Dancing on Acid http://twitpic.com/1271rl
  
• 10:30:10: @andy_lamb What's office paraphernalia ? Or are you talking about pens and calculators?
  
• 11:18:17: chief exec of FSA has just resigned .. unfortunately not killed himself
  
• 11:22:48: A little harsh my last tweet .. sorry
  
• 11:29:51: @joe_Smoothee Just on BBC News and Sky News http://is.gd/7ZZXD
  
• 11:31:30: @joe_Smoothee no probs
  
• 13:05:33: HA HA HA http://twitpic.com/127mk0
  
• 13:07:56: @debonbon Terrible isn't it ... I was about to go eat .. but I may have to wait a while
  
• 13:10:50: @EmpressOzzie Shhhh .. everyones sleeping
  
• 13:21:44: The Handel Rocks The Cradle #composerfilms
  
• 13:23:00: Chopin's Labyrinth #composerfilms
  
• 13:24:14: Wolf Grieg #composerfilms
  
• 13:25:16: Dvorak to The Future #composerfilms
  
• 13:29:32: Howard The Gluck #composerfilms
  
• 14:25:45: Weird bikini top type thing ... http://twitpic.com/127ws9
  
• 14:26:54: Weird Shoes http://twitpic.com/127x07
  
• 14:28:30: @EmpressOzzie I do hope you're not referring to me ;) but the freaks on the picture
  
• 14:30:39: @EmpressOzzie haha
  
• 14:32:11: I must say if you just type "weird" into google image search in amongst the "weird insertions" pics lies some interesting stuff
  
• 14:32:37: @EmpressOzzie nahh .. weird is good ... normal is .. well just normal frankly
  
• 14:34:44: Weird leotarded (is that a word?) chap http://twitpic.com/127y3m
  
• 14:37:24: Really Freaking Weird Womens shoes http://twitpic.com/127yil
  
• 14:41:55: More Weird Womens shoes .. http://twitpic.com/127yzp
  
• 14:44:56: @branderzy diet come?
  
• 14:49:47: @EmpressOzzie you have a blog?
  
• 14:50:13: Temporary Avatar .. unlike the film
  
• 14:52:48: @watsoncomedian If you pop to a bar.. it's bound to come while your waiting for a drink
  
• 14:57:57: @branderzy ha ha .. is the answer Diet Come?
  
• 14:59:58: @EmpressOzzie I shall read it this evening
  
• 15:06:33: @branderzy awesome .. also probably the more dangerous (healthwise) over a sustained period
  
• 15:07:45: Man nearly dies after one spray of Lynx deodorant - http://j.mp/9ffceI << THE LYNX EFFECT
  
• 15:10:01: @EmpressOzzie My number of tweet shot up by just over 10,000 last weekend (perhaps a little earlier), as did quite a lot of other peoples!!
  
• 15:14:25: @RealBillBailey iTunes will get dusty unless you have the iDust application ...
  
• 15:15:35: RT @davidschneider: This has cheered me up no end http://bit.ly/dxCuSS (via @MandyPandy32)
  
• 15:24:20: @The_Grim_Weeder whereabouts are you?
  
• 15:26:29: @EmpressOzzie It seems that twitter has an open ticket on this http://help.twitter.com/forums/31935/entries/103520
  
• 15:30:33: @EmpressOzzie G'night
  
• 16:06:09: @The_Grim_Weeder ha ha .. West Midlands then? just a guess
  
• 16:52:21: @ZpoonZ http://twitpic.com/128iaz - That child is a young Obama .. it's the truth!
  
• 17:03:00: @BinaryDad *tumble weeds roll past in complete silence*
  
• 17:05:49: @ZpoonZ :)
  
• 17:08:08: RT I nearly sicked in my mouth then! @EatMyHalo: I fucked Bono once #4wordsaftersex
  
• 17:12:51: @BinaryDad probably right ,but I think it was complete drug/alcohol addled package that people liked so much + his cover of Hurt = awesome
  
• 17:14:08: @RealBillBailey The allergic ruin everyones fun...
  
• 17:17:26: @BinaryDad I like him, not saying he was the greatest by a long shot.. I guess some people are blindly obsessed, much like Beatles fans
  
• 17:19:39: Thanks Mom, where's Dad? #4wordsaftersex
  
• 17:22:02: Thought you were dead #4wordsaftersex
  
• 17:24:12: Cheese on toast please #4wordsaftersex
  
• 17:27:31: Yess... nailed like Jesus #4wordsaftersex
  
• 17:31:25: Teeth out, then suck #4wordsaftersex
  
• 17:35:58: Mike Pence: U.S. MidEast Policy Should Be Dictated By Israelis - http://j.mp/bBUftU << isn't it already??
  
• 17:45:39: The government has your baby's DNA - CNN - http://j.mp/cl23bX
  
• 17:48:14: Five-dollar registration fee for persons planning to overthrow US government - http://j.mp/byeQ8o << LOL
  
• 17:52:00: There's a good chance you may be eating a livestock drug banned in 160 nations - http://j.mp/aN45UJ
  
• 18:01:10: Thanks for retweets ;)
  
• 18:02:05: RT :) @dazzw: Time for school now. #4wordsaftersex
  
• 18:05:41: @EatMyHalo It was great .. I dislike Bono to the point of excitement ..perhaps I could phrase that better!
  
• 18:07:32: @EatMyHalo ha ha
  
• 18:24:52: @_JESTA_ A Mushroom?
  

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From Twitter 02-08-2010

• 09:11:29: Hello World
  
• 09:26:48: just soaked next next doors cat with water, he wa scoming through our cat flap for a tussle ... the shit
  
• 10:58:07: @abstractimages Thats very defeatest.. Does it stipulate readability anywhere? Surely wine is vimto + vodka + water
  
• 13:03:27: Yahoo Answers - Very Popular Techno Song - http://is.gd/7VU0q << This is brill but probably been done to death
  
• 13:10:33: @andy_lamb I have it to watch and have been putting it off for weeks, I think the wait may be even longer now!
  
• 13:15:50: @andy_lamb cheers for that .. I can free up a bit of HD space then
  
• 13:19:06: @andy_lamb Gervais is so up his own arse, without good reason, as his work has been proper wank since extras .. phew..
  
• 13:36:20: Microsoft's Mundie calls for 'internet driving licence' - http://j.mp/a0bHlN << Has anyone else read this shit? .. utter utter cunts
  
• 13:39:07: Dear Microsoft, FUCK OFF, kind regards
  
• 14:03:10: I think we are being lined up for a Jay Rockefeller sponsored False Flag Cyber Terror event, we all know what he thinks of the web ..wanker
  
• 14:05:48: @Neurosceptic I was trying to come up with something like that .. but its too fucking early for my sense of humour to kick in properly
  
• 14:26:09: RT @Neurosceptic: The children of Haiti have been lucky in the sense that if the earthquake happened last year, Michael Jackson would've ...
  
• 14:44:29: @molliemouse4 I'm relaxed .. just had some green tea :)
  
• 14:55:13: @molliemouse4 nahh .. the tea came after
  
• 17:21:23: Jack Straw's pants are on fire
  
• 17:21:38: q
  
• 17:29:21: @EmpressOzzie Absolutely , well no actually just figuratively speaking ... but if they were really on fire it would make better TV
  
• 18:14:55: @EmpressOzzie That sounds really nice .. My problem (and it sounds irrational) is that I can't eat goat produce
  
• 18:29:28: @EmpressOzzie nighty night
  
• 22:43:56: @SIMpixels Awesome!
  
• 23:27:27: @Woodseaves It would have made for an excellent interval performance for the Superbowel
  

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From Twitter 02-07-2010

• 00:53:30: This is what it sounds like, when divs cry
  
• 00:58:45: Children of Men Who Stare At Goats #combifilms
  
• 01:01:25: @robinbogg bugger, that would have worked too!
  
• 01:10:29: Batman on Fire #combifilms
  
• 01:15:20: Watership Down, with love actually #combifilms
  
• 01:17:58: @EmpressOctopus im not sure how it happened, but i think your predictive text got smart and retarded mixed up!
  
• 01:24:04: Dirty Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkhaban #combifilms #icantspell
  
• 01:27:00: @EmpressOctopus a little, but i had chips tonight and they were so greasy, my stomach doesn't like grease! Too much info?
  
• 01:28:02: RT @abstractimages Stand by me myself and Irene #combifilms
  
• 01:30:13: Finished
  
• 01:31:57: @EmpressOctopus pate is good, particularly on toast and dipped into HP Brown sauce... Now i'm hungry again!
  
• 01:35:17: @iThumbmynose if he'd been offered a grant he would have gone through with it
  
• 18:10:33: Watching: Alvin and The Chipmunks 2 The Squeakquel .. what has become of my life?
  
• 18:16:34: @EmpressOzzie that sounds awesome, does it work or would 3 dimensional earthly poison darts be more effective?
  
• 18:57:28: @EmpressOzzie My surname is identical to a popular Fox Cartoon Series and Ex American Football star/(alleged)Wife killer
  
• 19:02:00: @EmpressOzzie cheers Im actually gonna make a new one soon, this is quite old now
  
• 19:02:36: im going for a bit see ya'all later
  
• 20:29:17: @EmpressOzzie it's actually an anagram of my name!
  
• 20:36:43: @JFoundation We have a Turntable version and it does the job. Nothing magnificent but the Ion prices are pretty decent.
  
• 21:01:48: @JFoundation Got ours from Maplin electronics. One thing I would say, you tend to only get trial software for cleaning the recording up
  
• 21:05:42: @abstractimages Our cats are complete 2 faced arseholes.. they either want a stroke or feeding, if they dont get their way theu break stuff
  
• 21:07:20: Goatse Busters #arsefilms
  
• 21:08:14: @KlarkeKent John Pilger does some cracking articles IMHO
  
• 21:11:04: @KlarkeKent This guy is pretty good too .. Webster Tarpley ..not quite as mainstream as Pilger mind http://tarpley.net/
  
• 21:12:38: Watching Blackadder thingy on UK Gold .. ace tv
  
• 21:15:43: RT HA HA @EatMyHalo: Scat Thing You Poo! #arsefilms
  
• 21:17:17: Anal Babes IV #arsefilms
  
• 21:17:31: sorry
  
• 21:18:39: The Ring and I #arsefilms
  
• 21:18:52: this is a cracker for losing followers
  
• 21:19:42: Sphincter The Dragon #arsefilms
  
• 21:20:44: @SwarmedAx purest dear, not just pure
  
• 21:21:53: Out of Arselicker #arsefilms
  
• 21:24:44: RT @abstractimages: Piers Morgan goes to Camp #cuntfilms
  
• 21:25:03: Cack To the Future #arsefilms
  
• 21:27:52: RT @abstractimages: White Men Can't Dump #arsefilms << HA HA
  
• 21:28:34: So who is going to win the Superbowl... Man United or Brazil?
  
• 21:31:43: RT Hasn't she retired from Cricket followig that sex scandal? @abstractimages: @NeoplasmSix my money's on Henman. #surrealbankruptcy
  
• 21:35:13: The Ass of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford #arsefilms
  
• 21:35:59: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM by Baldrick
  
• 21:39:03: Ass House On The Left #arsefilms
  
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• 21:42:16: TV time, catch you a little later folks
  

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