From Twitter 11-28-2009

• 01:09:13: Dizzeeeeee
  
• 10:35:20: Good morning twietnam
  
• 10:36:25: Sorry
  
• 11:58:01: Feeling a bit shit today .. had no alcohol last night either .. hmm.. maybe that's the problem
  
• 12:00:04: All entities (US included) that probe ports checking for "illegal" torrent downloads are hacking and should be extradited to face trial
  
• 20:11:03: @photosbymatt yeah sorry about that .. been out in the food and xmas shopping wilderness, now i'm suffering from overeating based exhaustion
  
• 20:23:26: Is any one else swearing at the #xfactor cunts tonight or is just me?
  
• 21:11:05: #xfactor - nope
  
• 21:12:17: #xfactor - is Cheryl speaking english.. i could barely undertsand a word
  
• 21:13:10: #xfactor - emeeeaazing
  
• 21:14:34: #xfactor - he should be in bed its way past his bed time
  
• 21:18:37: #xfactor - Louis you are soooooo controversial
  
• 21:23:39: That lasagne was pretty heavy going, perhaps I shouldn't have had seconds. it's been 2 hours though for fucks sake
  
• 21:24:56: oh and the mince pie and icecream didn't help either
  
• 21:26:41: #xfactor - where's Stan?
  
• 21:28:33: RT yet we all seem to watch it every week !!!! @andy_lamb: @remittancegirl Damn right, too. This show is pap
  
• 21:36:06: @andy_lamb I can now imagine a parallel universe where everyone that is made to watch someone on a console is tweeting about how shit it is
  
• 21:37:45: #xfactor - good one Simon ... the dancers are doing a brilliant job ... duh.. its their fucking job you cunt
  
• 21:43:36: @beatnikrow I was half expecting a picture of @mattyg72 .. only I know he will be fish worrying at this very moment
  
• 21:52:10: @beatnikrow very good point
  
• 21:54:04: im still suffering .. it's been nearly 2.5 hours since I ate .. wank
  
• 21:55:21: @andy_lamb hallibut?
  
• 21:56:13: @andy_lamb apparently It enhances ones teeth whiteness .. jams the jaw mind
  
• 21:57:38: #xfactor .. next week apparently it's Shaking Stevens night ...
  
• 22:13:33: Bastard Xmas adverts .. they seem to be on all the time at the moment
  
• 22:16:21: Shit hat Olly - #xfactor
  
• 22:17:47: Sounds like the Scissor Sisters - #xfactor
  
• 22:21:59: Cheryl sounds more butch than Joe #xfactor
  
• 22:26:03: boy to man???? c'mon his balls haven't dropped yet #xfactor
  
• 22:27:49: RT @andy_lamb: @NeoplasmSix And when they do, can I be the first to volunteer to kick them back up?<<< get in line
  
• 22:34:01: The whole crowd is revolving around her... weird #xfactor
  
• 22:35:44: I vote for Beastie Boy renditions for the Semi Final #xfactor
  
• 22:40:31: @andy_lamb I was imagining them prancing around to "Girls" doing a traditional Irish dance #xfactor
  
• 23:16:39: Right .. it is unfortunately in my itinerary to catch up on the last 3 weeks of CSI Miami .. if only Horatio had died
  

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From Twitter 11-27-2009

• 00:38:30: @KlarkeKent #bbcqt - I cant bear to watch that bullshit .. it's a circus IMHO
  
• 00:41:57: @photosbymatt just had a browse .... there are some cracking photos in your book .. good stuff
  
• 09:02:59: A big Fuck Off Friday to one and all
  
• 09:18:04: MINORITY REPORT - Denmark approves new police powers ahead of Copenhagen Environment -http://j.mp/8xdGJt
  
• 09:25:36: #Climategate: five Aussie MPs lead the way by resigning in disgust over carbon tax -http://j.mp/6YR7Ip
  
• 09:31:49: #Climategate- Aussie Frontbench MP resignations now up to 13 - http://j.mp/4N405i
  
• 09:34:25: @gidgetwidget Definitely worth the download .. paticularly for the character - Walter
  
• 09:42:50: @DB_Cooper_24 Possibly .. but you only ever get to hear one side of the bullshit .. everyone has an agenda
  
• 10:23:05: @_3_ Nothing surprises me anymore .. it begs the question of what has all the Nation Insurance income over the decades been spent on
  
• 10:24:30: @_3_ now I see it: "free personal care costs the taxpayer more than £350m a year"
  
• 10:26:49: Faulty swine flu vaccine withdrawn in Canada - Influenza A (H1N1) - http://j.mp/4OKusp - 200 Dead
  
• 10:28:46: Kitten in the Name Of - #catsongs
  
• 10:31:14: Paw to the floor #catsongs
  
• 10:36:06: @_3_ Suprisingly they haven't picked up on it yet. I'm sure it will be along the lines of " Scottish NHS condemns elderly patients to death"
  
• 10:42:04: Tiger Yellow Ribbon round the old oak tree - #catsongs
  
• 10:43:54: Ferral Across The Mersey - #catsongs
  
• 11:35:10: Google Wave Invite giveaway - http://is.gd/54zgB
  
• 12:08:55: RT ha ha ha @_3_: listening to "Gary Glitter-Hello Hello Im Back Again" ♫ http://is.gd/54AoP
  
• 12:20:28: @remittancegirl No problem and back at ya. I've seen your ID come up on several retweets and decided to follow @SIMpixels #ff recommendation
  
• 12:22:11: it's nearly lunch time .. i'd better do some work
  
• 12:28:31: Puss the Button - #catsongs
  
• 12:29:09: Kitten Me Softly - #catsongs
  
• 12:32:38: Grounds For De-claws - #catsongs
  
• 12:42:28: I recommend the awesome photoshop work over at Something Awful http://is.gd/54BfB. This one made me chuckle http://yfrog.com/4gi67j
  
• 12:45:50: Purrrsonal Jesus #catsongs
  
• 13:02:09: This #googlewave thing is getting quite tired now I know .. if you want one go here http://is.gd/54zgB, if not I can't really blame you
  
• 13:07:17: @DazzW Same here .. perhaps one day it will be of use ... can't see it myself
  
• 13:14:31: UK jails schizophrenic for refusal to decrypt files - http://is.gd/54CdK -Yet another example of the authoritarian state we are now in
  
• 13:21:37: @jandigo - Your googlewave invite has been submitted .. it could take a few days
  
• 13:41:24: He who laughs last, looks stupid - #failedproverbs
  
• 13:45:25: Every cloud has a chance of precipitation #failedproverbs
  
• 13:47:16: A friend in need is a friend best avoided #failedproverbs
  
• 13:50:06: No news is no news #failedproverbs
  
• 13:50:57: One mans meat is no other mans business #failedproverbs
  
• 13:52:19: When in Rome take in the scenery #failedproverbs
  
• 13:57:50: If you cant beat them, kill them #failedproverbs
  
• 13:58:58: Possession is 9/10 against the law #failedproverbs
  
• 13:59:39: There are non so deaf as deaf people #failedproverbs
  
• 14:00:23: The way to a mans heart is through his chest cavity with a rib saw #failedproverbs
  
• 14:36:50: The #climategate face saving exercise begins "Past climate anomalies explained" - http://is.gd/54EwI
  
• 14:45:40: In the land of the blind the one eyed man is blind #failedproverbs
  
• 15:05:02: RT ha ha @SIMpixels: All that Glitters is not Gary. #failedproverbs
  
• 15:07:09: A drib in the hand is really quite negligible - #failedproverbs
  
• 15:12:26: He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask has probably googled it #failedproverbs
  
• 15:18:34: Where there's a will, there's a won't #failedproverbs
  
• 15:19:45: An ounce of indigestion is worth a pound of shit #failedproverbs
  
• 17:12:02: @SIMpixels time to offer to "help" out with IT
  
• 19:15:42: #googlewave invite giveaway - go here .. http://simpedia.blogspot.com/2009/11/google-wave-invites.html .. still some left
  
• 21:54:01: Tiger woods feeling under par?
  
• 23:11:20: watching the legend Johnny Cash on BBC4
  
• 23:45:37: Peter Kay looks extra bloated
  

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From Twitter 11-26-2009

• 09:17:00: God mourning
  
• 09:25:12: Outrage as Mandy goes on a country shoot with Gaddafi son - http://bit.ly/6Q1wsa This cunt wants to Foreign Secretary - #hangthemall
  
• 12:51:54: Luke Skywalker Facebook Status update http://yfrog.com/1ym69ej
  
• 13:11:23: Telegraph: "Aliens 'already exist on earth', Bulgarian scientists claim" - http://is.gd/5410V - WTF?? Is this Project Bluebeam in action?
  
• 13:25:22: An oldie but funny still: Police shoot man attempting self-harm - http://yfrog.com/3lvomj
  
• 13:47:07: Wikipedia really is shit
  
• 14:09:00: Beat the gag! “toxic waste in the Ivory Coast leading to the deaths of a number of people” #Trafigura http://bit.ly/4DvaNV
  
• 14:41:00: @jimmycarr Copenhagen vs Climategate
  
• 14:51:22: London Stock Exchange trading hit by technical glitch - http://is.gd/543C4
  
• 15:30:29: @SIMpixels nice... you've been busy snapping the ladies :-)
  
• 15:35:58: @SIMpixels cool.. I notice your setting your own website up .. presumably to showcase your work? in tandem with your flickr account?
  
• 15:41:03: @SIMpixels Excellent.. I look forward to having a butchers when it's up and running.. I like photography but I'm shit
  
• 15:42:02: @SIMpixels shit at photography that is .. i'm good at some things .. but I'm struggling to recall them at present !
  
• 15:51:52: @SIMpixels I'll bear that in mind :)
  
• 16:15:46: Hash Tagging #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:17:49: The Kylie "Spinning around" #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:19:38: Oops upside your head #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:25:29: Mounting the Pope #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:25:53: I dont even know what i'm typing here
  
• 16:26:16: Nailing her to the cross #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:26:51: dunkin the donut #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:33:27: Glossing the Bannister #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:36:07: Stirring the Custard #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:38:13: @debonbon Shame .. Mininova was quite useful
  
• 16:40:30: @debonbon I'd started using usenet myself, but like you say it was a good backup
  
• 16:56:05: Eating for two #madeupsexacts
  
• 16:58:43: Changing the oil #madeupsexacts
  
• 17:05:14: @KlarkeKent If you like great special effects, shit story and shit acting then may i recommend 2012, otherwise go for the other one
  
• 17:12:16: faggots suck .... (as do other offal based foods)
  
• 17:33:09: Icing the cake #madeupsexacts
  
• 18:27:53: Finding Nemo #madeupsexacts
  
• 19:02:12: Snap Crackle and Pop #madeupsexacts
  
• 19:06:18: @KlarkeKent take a photo
  
• 19:37:35: The Wacko Jacko Moonfuck - #madeupsexacts
  
• 19:50:46: The "Enhanced Interrogation technique" - #madeupsexacts
  
• 19:52:06: The United Nations - #threewordsofdespair
  
• 19:52:49: Doctor Henry Kissinger - #threewordsofdespair
  
• 19:57:58: Depleted Uranium Shells #thingsyouwouldntwantyourkidsplayingwith
  
• 20:00:25: I've had my iMac for probably nearly three years .. I can't use it for hair removal because I can't get the lid off
  
• 20:41:06: 404 Sex Act Not Found - #madeupsexacts
  
• 21:07:44: Happy Thanksfornothing day
  
• 21:11:26: Happy #Thanksgiving to all my American Friends
  
• 21:18:43: gonna watch V episode 4 now.. laters peeps
  
• 21:42:52: @JFoundation not bad at all.. it is overtly using obama admin propaganda to full effect .. definitely worth a download
  
• 22:04:15: @JFoundation it kicked off in ep1 but the Vs have started integrating into society, Diana is replaced by Anna http://pic.gd/9e8781 :-)
  

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From Twitter 11-25-2009

• 12:24:49: Lets sidestep the real issues #truthfultvshows
  
• 12:31:01: @_3_ Absolutely.. had it gone the other way the public would have to bail them out for another £30bn
  
• 12:57:21: @andy_lamb They did remake it last year and it was crap http://is.gd/53iRz :-)
  
• 13:03:06: @BinaryDad Is there a word to describe the opposite of "déjà vu" ? I regularly think to myself that I haven't seen something before
  
• 13:06:11: @BinaryDad Awesome thanks .. I shall be using that expression tonight
  
• 13:08:07: @andy_lamb I watched the first couple and it was atrocious ,I think it may have been canned.
  
• 13:09:13: @BinaryDad Not sure what you're talking about
  
• 13:15:03: Chilcot report humour - http://yfrog.com/1ee7aj
  
• 13:16:45: 1984-esque posters in Laaandan - http://yfrog.com/4etmvj
  
• 13:21:34: @iamamro <sarcasm> No, they are there to reassure you </sarcasm> :-)
  
• 13:32:24: @DazzW Is "Vu" where you are NOT SURE if you haven't seen something before OR where you are SURE you haven't seen something before ?
  
• 13:40:41: @DazzW ah ha - so we have Vu, Jamais Vu, Deja Vu and reste à voir .. someone needs to make a grid so you can x-ref experience to definition
  
• 13:52:16: Wow.. awesome sand sculptures http://is.gd/53kPv http://yfrog.com/4irc5uj
  
• 13:53:57: @ephemeraldog That is quite disturbing!
  
• 13:55:42: Here's a cracker - The Church of Climatology - http://yfrog.com/3lumjwj
  
• 13:56:42: @aquapanther Hey .. don't look blame me .. i'm just a repeater
  
• 14:00:49: @aquapanther Hey .. look, don't blame me .. I'm just a repeater (this now makes more sense!)
  
• 14:09:20: @DazzW You should keep a back up box of "An Inconvenient Truth" to burn after the frogs
  
• 14:10:29: Right.. its fucking lunch time .. bring it on ...............................................................................lunch that is
  
• 14:22:29: I think I speak for everyone when I say that no one speaks for me
  
• 14:58:03: Destroy All Politicians - http://is.gd/53nd1
  
• 15:22:06: Everything is Ok! - http://yfrog.com/4g8q3nj
  
• 15:48:08: Hope and Change - http://yfrog.com/1ygvoj
  
• 16:52:10: The wall is not and never has been a wonder - #songtitlerefutations
  
• 16:57:48: 'I won't let the b*****s out until they've done a deal': Climate change envoy John Prescott ( http://is.gd/53s6J ) #wanker #climategate
  
• 17:41:12: Scientist Repeats Swine Flu Lab-Escape Claim in Published Study - http://is.gd/53tKu #bloomberg #H1N1
  
• 17:51:26: Judas Priest #religiousrock
  
• 17:58:52: Nuns and Moses #religiousrock
  

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From Twitter 11-24-2009

• 00:11:44: according to my 6 year old son @scampi_jobson both Jamie Oliver and the sloth from ice age are Catholics
  
• 09:19:11: Urgh... What the fuck is this? - http://twitpic.com/qqeh4 - #EU #fuckyouEU
  
• 09:34:13: Police targeting people for their DNA - http://j.mp/7jB9m3 - The fuzz and the politician scum should be first in line #corruption
  
• 11:25:20: We should all be encouraging Murdoch to block google from indexing his sites .. google then becomes an instant shit filter
  
• 11:37:36: @andy_lamb The Stargate will be open soon then!
  
• 11:55:12: Router 66 #telecomfilms
  
• 11:56:33: Anne of Green Cables #telecomfilms
  
• 11:57:17: Baud of the Rings #telecomfilms
  
• 11:59:34: Proxy Brown #telecomfilms
  
• 12:01:21: Our Tone #telecomfilms
  
• 12:02:29: The Handset that Rocks the Cradle #telecomfilms
  
• 12:03:15: Solomon's Keypad #telecomfilms
  
• 12:06:18: O2 Brother, Where Art Thou? #telecomfilms
  
• 12:06:58: Spiderman 3G #telecomfilms
  
• 12:09:00: A Clockwork Orange(TM) #telecomfilms
  
• 12:13:58: Deep Bluetooth Sea #telecomfilms
  
• 12:16:31: The Taking of Pelham 1 2 ThreeUK #telecomfilms
  
• 12:17:59: BT Street #telecomfilms
  
• 12:18:58: Mobile Dick #telecomfilms
  
• 12:22:08: @watsoncomedian How about "curmudgeon"
  
• 12:37:56: Mercury one2one Rising - #telecomfilms
  
• 14:14:32: Why didn't apple call their Application Store the Apple-ication Store? #question
  
• 20:52:54: @calvinharris It's not like you trashed a music act .. some people need to lighten up
  

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From Twitter 11-23-2009

• 01:50:49: Spooks 8.3 would have been really good if it hadn't been full of misdirection and half truths
  
• 13:46:48: Times columnist Minette Marrin calls for forced sterilisation of people with learning disabilities - http://is.gd/51MJC #eugenics
  
• 17:06:10: Does anyone else think Apple could be responsible for this virus/worm that affects only Jailbroken Iphones?
  
• 17:37:32: After the De Menzes Whitewash Cops cough up the dosh - http://is.gd/51VtO
  
• 21:01:25: I'm so fucking tired .. there you go .. now you know!
  
• 22:16:11: WTF?? - Games 'permit' virtual war crimes" http://j.mp/5t4CMn - Why the fuck don't the BBC go after our very own war criminals??
  
• 22:18:52: Desperately Smirking Susan #LOLfilms
  
• 22:19:28: American Giggler #LOLfilms
  
• 22:20:09: The Grin #LOLfilms
  
• 22:24:49: Funny Hill #LOLfilms
  
• 22:25:16: The Laugh of The Mohicans #LOLfilms
  
• 22:28:39: Kug Fun Panda #LOLfilms
  
• 22:29:09: Wall He He He #LOLfilms
  
• 22:30:41: Fear and Laughing in las Vegas #LOLfilms
  
• 22:31:15: GI Joke #LOLfilms
  
• 22:33:03: 2012 #LOLfilms
  
• 22:38:01: Ha ha ha ha happyfeet #LOLfilms
  
• 23:06:16: This is funny http://headostate.com/
  
• 23:21:29: BEWARE - "BBC News - Police open up to social media" http://j.mp/8bQRdp
  
• 23:24:07: Shesus - Transexual Messiah
  
• 23:26:46: Gayer - lesbian goddess of the earth
  
• 23:29:55: I think i'm coming down with something ... oh yes that's it ... boredom
  

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From Twitter 11-22-2009

• 14:55:46: Climategate: the final nail in the coffin of 'Anthropogenic Global Warming'? - http://bit.ly/3Yv8cQ
  
• 15:00:46: c'mon people these climate hackers have unleashed some of the most explosive evidence of corruption .. barely a sniff in the media
  
• 17:09:16: hospitals .. full of sick people meh
  
• 18:37:39: @BinaryDad says he with 666 followers... :-)
  
• 21:10:39: RT yuck @MattyG72 Louie wants to put it up before they gogo, hes gunna touch their shite.....yer yer
  
• 21:14:39: EU president wants to see a new Euro tax http://tinyurl.com/y8dk3he
  
• 21:29:21: #xfactor when is Lennox Lewis singing?
  
• 21:33:19: RT @photosbymatt: @NeoplasmSix right after the exhumed corpse of Russell Harty. Should be a giggle... he's dead? bad news :-(
  
• 21:42:05: #xfactor cakey pig
  
• 21:45:16: Russell Harty RIP
  
• 21:48:36: #xfactor dedward
  

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