From Twitter 01-30-2010

• 20:47:33: Good evening my manchurian candidates
  
• 20:55:12: @iThumbmynose good stuff. I've been cooking and shopping on and off all day and totally forgot about the footie until 10 mins ago!!!!
  
• 20:56:59: @abstractimages No worries. I hope you've tidied your desktops up
  
• 20:58:48: FFS this guy in the orange shirt makes Dale Winton seem masculine #lotterybollocks
  
• 21:01:04: RT @Neurosceptic: Whenever Amazon e-mail me to tell me "your order has been shipped!", i imagine a galleon setting sail from a warehouse ...
  

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From Twitter 01-29-2010

• 09:11:00: Aloha kakahiaka
  
• 09:13:57: Today's episode of Chilcot Theatre for the gullible will consist mainly of 'lies', suplemented by 'lies', finishing off with 'lies'
  
• 09:17:21: Oh yeah, I think I forgot to mention 'lies' http://twitpic.com/10a6c5
  
• 09:22:01: @andy_lamb I have a feeling personally that they will deem the war to be legal, i'm not sure how they will get to that conclusion cont..
  
• 09:22:55: @andy_lamb cont.. but they look after their own, bunch of cucking cronies. That Chilcot is a bit of a gatekeeper if you ask me. cont..
  
• 09:23:27: @andy_lamb cont.. I just think it's a show for the slaves to placate us for the time being
  
• 09:23:33: rant over.....
  
• 09:27:04: Blair, Brown, Straw, Lord "My Arse" Goldsmith and the rest of the criminal cartel should face a peoples court in Iraq
  
• 09:27:30: @andy_lamb ha ... totally agree
  
• 10:10:59: Tweet Poll -Tony Blair Hero or Criminal?
  http://j.mp/9hW5XM
  
• 10:21:09: This made me LOL http://twitpic.com/10acc2
  
• 10:23:23: Another LOL for you http://twitpic.com/10ackm
  
• 10:24:52: @andy_lamb I think we may be in hell already. It's just nicely gift wrapped at the moment, the Iraqis might disagree though
  
• 10:27:05: @andy_lamb This made me laugh http://twitpic.com/10acvf particularly noting your number of followers :)
  
• 10:30:53: Last LOL's for the morning - http://twitpic.com/10ad5q (Christian Mentalist) http://twitpic.com/10ad7l (Jesus or Gay?)
  
• 10:34:02: RT @davidschneider: Ah. Tony Blair. I miss him. He was the People's Liar.
  
• 10:47:19: The only connection between 9/11 and Indvading Iraq is Bush and Blair #fact #chilcot
  
• 10:48:45: Tony Blair's voice is a form of terrorism in it's own right #chilcot
  
• 10:51:58: The legendary 'al qaeda' have less blood on their hands than the banker backed criminal cartel of western leaders
  
• 10:54:58: I shall be performing follow friday this evening, thanks to any that have included me thus far #ff
  
• 10:57:49: RT @andy_lamb: Blah, blah, blah. Mr Blair, did Iraq have WMDs? No? Then you lied to start an illegal war and should be hanged. Simple #i ...
  
• 11:01:51: RT @EatMyHalo: Has anyone else noticed that every time he says 'President Bush' he automatically touches his penis? I think that's key. ...
  
• 11:13:20: Tony Blair is exibiting psycopathic tendencies #chilcot #chilcotenquiry
  
• 11:17:20: @remittancegirl I think we are ok. It's just others that have to apply.
  
• 11:31:26: The phrase "No man is an Island" is a #lie I have proof: http://twitpic.com/10aj00 http://is.gd/7hiwN
  
• 11:34:20: RT #chilcot @sexbiscuit: A Blair out of hand is even worse when with Bush.
  
• 11:38:02: Tweet Poll -Tony Blair Hero or Criminal? http://j.mp/9hW5XM #chilcot
  
• 11:42:03: RT @robinbogg: Blair: "Why all these questions? It's as if you don't believe me." #chilcotinquiry #iraqinquiry
  
• 11:46:51: @JohnPollock In my opinion it is nothing more than theatre for the gullible #chilcot
  
• 12:07:47: Blair is on the phone to Bush, hence the delay #chilcot
  
• 12:20:10: RT @ArmyofDave: Is that a copy of 'The Catcher in the Rye' in Blair's pocket?
  
• 12:25:32: Just because you either say something or believe something Tony, it doesn't make it true #chilcot #narcissist #psycopath
  
• 12:25:52: RT @EatMyHalo: He starts every sentence with 'in my mind' so that negates the existence of everything outside it, including truth. #chil ...
  
• 12:48:38: RT @shanecroucher: "Frankly, I would do it again" Blair would slaughter 1 million Iraqis all over again, if he had the chance! #blair #c ...
  
• 12:53:25: Follow the money #chilcot
  
• 13:07:25: @Woodseaves is it all over then?
  
• 13:09:31: @Woodseaves i'm not sure whether to offer you commiserations or congratulations
  
• 13:18:19: Ring of Liar #blairpop
  
• 13:26:48: Stop In The Name of War #blairpop
  
• 13:36:28: @sexbiscuit Apologies, but what is 'Facts of Life' ?
  
• 13:38:15: @sexbiscuit ahha that't explain it, cheers
  
• 14:01:14: Bin Laden blasts US for climate change -http://j.mp/d0IQRZ << HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT ... #cia #fake
  
• 14:05:08: War Criminals: Arrest Warrants Requested - Pravda.Ru - http://j.mp/bvrKyH
  
• 14:10:32: RT @js_crane: tony blair, his struggle with truth, http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/29/tony-blair-chilcot-iraq-inquiry
  
• 14:13:16: DO '45 MINUTES', FANS TELL BLAIR" http://j.mp/df6nkk #chilcot
  
• 14:44:35: Erm... http://twitpic.com/10b60x
  
• 15:01:00: http://twitpic.com/10b8c5 http://twitpic.com/10b8c9 http://twitpic.com/10b8cl #LOL
  
• 15:10:26: Secret Banking Cabal Emerges From AIG Shadows (Bloomberg) - http://j.mp/9jHDWz
  
• 15:26:09: Awsome photo of an aurora over the Norwegian town of Andenes - http://twitpic.com/10bby2
  
• 15:29:05: Haiti Gets a Penny of Each U.S. Aid Dollar (CBS News) http://j.mp/c3nSI1 << quelle surprise
  
• 15:34:01: Israel calls UN Gaza report 'anti-Semitic (AP) - http://j.mp/9Oi9OF
  
• 15:35:12: The world really is a depressing place, someone should bring on the dancing girls ...
  
• 15:36:24: @debonbon I can watch Blackadder time and time again (even Series 1)
  
• 15:39:07: @AndiPrama I shall watch it tonight when I have a decent connection speed thanks
  
• 16:17:38: @BinaryDad 7 is acceptable. At least that's what i've been lead to believe
  
• 17:03:36: RT HAHA @andy_lamb: Can't stop fiddling with Dave. Today, The Davester has been watching Chris Morris: http://bit.ly/9JmU0E
  
• 17:13:12: @branderzy Nice! What are you eating? I'm hungry
  
• 17:16:38: My David Cameron poster http://twitpic.com/10btcy or the all english version http://twitpic.com/10btfi
  
• 17:24:38: @branderzy nah Cheerios are fine, they kinda go from hard to very soft with no in between stage though
  
• 17:34:07: RT @Turing100in2012: Had Tony Blair achieved EU President, he'd be making "concerted effort" for an Iran invasion - Anemic Chilcot Inqui ...
  
• 17:43:34: @dazzw That's the last drink I had.. honest!
  
• 17:50:30: @dazzw You need Tweemodium then
  
• 17:55:59: @dazzw or "Stops You Shitting" #honestads
  
• 17:58:08: Smirnoff .. Takes The Edge off Life #honestads
  
• 18:00:13: The Chilcot Inquiry ... Sweeping the scandal of an Illegal war under the carpet #honestads
  
• 18:02:06: Embassy No 1 .. Cheaper than a Nicotine patch and far more satisfying #honestads
  
• 18:04:15: Mastercard - tempting you into unsustainable debt for a healthy profit #honestads
  
• 20:15:50: Anyone know of any decent winter X games streams???
  
• 20:26:11: @cunt_face cheers mate
  
• 22:17:40: @andy_lamb @BinaryDad @DazzW @iThumbmynose @JFoundation @KlarkeKent @MattyG72 @Mondayisntfunny @neurosceptic @abstractimages #FF
  
• 22:19:52: @SIMpixels @SwarmedAx @Woodseaves @EatMyHalo @branderzy @sexbiscuit #FF
  
• 22:20:52: will make more personal #FF next week, I promise .. and please dont thank me..
  
• 22:21:32: gonna watch opera, then Silent Witness, Supernatural and Fringe ... busy night
  

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From Twitter 01-28-2010

• 09:09:58: "Bill Gates's Hidden Dreams of Geoengineering Revealed - http://j.mp/9AAOJQ
  
• 09:23:32: I hope when I go to Davos in 3 weeks there are no lingering wanker politicians/bankers. Fucking pond life
  
• 10:03:31: @abstractimages We have a bedsit type apartment for 6 days .. not that swish! v close to lifts though
  
• 10:09:15: @abstractimages Snowboarding (quite badly) .. however I could combine the 2 into a biathlon assassin type sport. hmmm
  
• 10:12:15: Explosive tattoo http://twitpic.com/104ly3
  
• 14:38:47: So we have the worlds 2nd Pregnant "Man" or as we used to call them - "minger" - http://twitpic.com/105crk http://is.gd/7dusc EEK
  
• 14:44:46: sorry for comment on my last tweet. but really c'mon
  
• 16:56:06: "Haiti earthquake: orphans for sale for $50 - Telegraph" http://j.mp/9DrG6y << An opportunity for Madonna to expand her portfolio .. #sorry
  
• 16:59:11: @abstractimages chocolate or standard?
  
• 17:51:24: @abstractimages FTW
  
• 19:56:42: @iThumbmynose you heartless bastard :)
  
• 20:01:21: @iThumbmynose Fulham I believe, You've got Burnley I see!
  
• 20:27:27: @iThumbmynose I'd run with that .. time will tell, we are struggling scoring in league matches at the moment!
  
• 21:25:16: @KlarkeKent a DONK??
  
• 21:30:46: @KlarkeKent will do
  
• 21:56:14: watching some chap root through sheep shit lookig at arse worms... on TV
  
• 22:00:26: Silent Witness in a couple of minutes.. I get to see post mortems yummy
  
• 23:11:43: Streuth, Silent Witness was gripping tonight, students with guns, 9 dead and bombs planted around the college
  

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From Twitter 01-27-2010

• 00:41:40: @branderzy yup.. I Love that track...
  
• 00:43:26: @MariBiscuits how do you have lunch on facebook? Is it an app? :)
  
• 00:44:16: Im going to get my coat!
  
• 01:04:20: I know.. Sometimes it's hard to resist even though you know its awful
  
• 01:06:09: Time to start thinking "inside the box"
  
• 01:07:48: G'Night folks
  
• 08:35:20: #breaking Todays Weather: Shit with a chance of shit
  
• 08:50:24: @sexbiscuit Yup ... it'd probably still be better than our monotone grey sky.. temperature marginally over 1 deg
  
• 08:55:40: Oliver Stone: bankers helped Hitler- http://j.mp/cZ4vmX << It was way more than "helped"
  
• 09:05:35: @davesusetty It's a bit early for a boat ride
  
• 09:07:58: According to the BBC Apple are apparently launching a new product .. this is the first i've heard about it !
  
• 09:20:30: The One Eyed Twunt is staying in NI to avoid PMQs http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8481568.stm
  
• 09:21:55: @andy_lamb is that what it is? It's hard to get any information whatsoever on what this product might be! Sheesh Apple and their secrecy
  
• 09:53:43: @andy_lamb its apparently $1000 and the most important thing Steve Jobs has done! I agree re: fanboys
  
• 10:14:54: iCantbelieveitsnotbutter
  
• 10:54:27: Ladies and Gents introducing the new #apple iPad http://twitpic.com/zzabs due to be released in the summer
  
• 11:30:49: @andy_lamb Spicy meatballs, home made burgers ???
  
• 11:42:42: @Sinister_Dexter allegedly it is
  
• 12:04:09: @Neurosceptic indeed there would've been no need for Shipman and his iNjections
  
• 13:03:20: @_3_ it could be Camel silhouettes standing on small plesiosaurs
  
• 13:30:19: Blair: 'Iraq War Was Right Even Without WMD' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCDaMwcSL8A
  
• 14:42:53: Employer told they can't advertise for 'reliable' workers... because it discriminates against 'unreliable' applicants - http://j.mp/aMkiOk
  
• 14:49:29: Bin Laden Claims Responsibility for Balloon Boy Hoax - http://j.mp/94IeMl
  
• 17:38:45: This #chilcot enquiry is nothing but theatre, absolute garbage
  
• 18:58:48: @Dervheid haha indeed .. hows it going?
  
• 19:52:33: @andy_lamb http://twitpic.com/10180v a different iPad :)
  
• 19:53:18: @Dervheid slowly/leisurely !
  
• 19:57:59: RT @cuntoftheday: Lord Goldsmith is Cunt of the Day. A day in the life of a war criminal - smoothly defending his (cont) http://tl.gd/5junp
  
• 20:02:28: http://twitpic.com/10180v an alternate iPad :) #ipadhumour .. pic originally released this morning
  
• 20:25:11: iThink iNeed the toilet
  
• 21:19:30: @iThunbnynose You're 1:0 up at the moment, I'm sure you already know this!
  
• 21:20:06: @iThumbmynose You're 1:0 up at the moment, I'm sure you already know this!
  
• 21:21:20: @iThumbmynose 2:0
  
• 21:25:31: @iThumbmynose you're winning 2:0
  
• 21:26:31: @iThumbmynose http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8483814.stm
  

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From Twitter 01-26-2010

• 09:14:48: Good Morning ... could anyone tell me when England day in Australia is?
  
• 09:16:55: @debonbon Erm good question ... a sort of answer here http://www.encyclo.co.uk/define/Kasabian%20(disambiguation) !!
  
• 09:25:21: "The Bankruptcy of the United States" http://j.mp/8r8HHM
  
• 09:28:40: Blair's lucrative deal with hedge fund that bet on bank failures - http://j.mp/4IsqEa << ARREST THIS CUNT OF A MAN NOW!!!
  
• 10:05:48: @abstractimages Compliment Slips are the 2nd most useless thing in the world, Jeremy Kyle coming in 1st
  
• 10:35:06: @Sundaeg1rl Excellent track/Band :)
  
• 13:22:32: Hiya Kids .. whats going down?
  
• 13:27:29: RSPB - Royal Society for the Protection of Bankers #badcharities
  
• 13:30:07: RSPB - Royal Society for the Prevention of Bankers #goodcharities
  
• 14:01:47: RT @andy_lamb: RT @SkyNews: Children's TV Stars Face Anti-Terror Quiz http://bit.ly/7OWxTW << Hahaha don't they look terrifying?!
  
• 17:24:51: @_3_ Ooops silly boy
  
• 17:30:55: @_3_ I guess so.. time will tell I.. i'm suprised no one else went in for him though.
  
• 17:33:42: @_3_ I believe so .. don't know much about him to be honest
  
• 17:38:25: @_3_ I'll take a look when I get home tonight .. cheers
  
• 17:40:17: @_3_ I expect there to be some banter but thats about it. I don't think he was ever going to feature for MON TBH
  
• 18:05:27: My Cameron Poster - http://twitpic.com/zvbdc
  
• 18:07:11: @EatMyHalo Why would anyone assume you stupid?
  
• 18:09:39: @_3_ cheers, it's actually a rip off of some Bush/Obama posters from back in the day (2009) ! http://twitpic.com/zvc26
  
• 18:11:13: @EatMyHalo Well obviously :)
  
• 18:12:51: @_3_ I know .. I feel dirty
  
• 18:20:07: @EatMyHalo All I'll say is a lot of people are real opinionated assholes and leave it at that. Anyhow I don't converse with stupid people :)
  
• 18:20:22: @davesusetty UK 9
  
• 18:22:52: I'm heading off home from work in about 10 minutes. I will start preparing dinner in about 15 minutes #nehnehnenehneh
  
• 20:21:36: @EatMyHalo agreed, you gotta have a sense of humour in these dark days :)
  
• 23:01:51: watching CSI, no doubt I will be subjected to yet another post mortem.... yummy
  
• 23:12:40: hey poor, you don't have to be poor anymore
  
• 23:23:30: @abstractimages yep, plus the mandatory techno soundtracked scientific process that helps break the case
  

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From Twitter 01-25-2010

• 09:18:24: Heyyyyyy http://tweetphoto.com/9551223 morning folks...
  
• 09:29:06: @Woodseaves I hate auto-correct, I prefer it to be hi-lighted in a different color
  
• 10:14:00: The myth of Haiti's lawless streets guardian - http://j.mp/8jNK4Z
  
• 11:14:35: @abstractimages Adobollocks
  
• 11:17:38: @abstractimages Indeed!
  
• 18:21:13: Evening..... ish
  
• 18:28:06: @iamamro Evening Sir... I'd check the "change" if buying that item
  
• 18:32:25: @abstractimages Do you have messy crappers at your place then? I had a job where someone consistently peed all over the toilet seat.
  
• 18:36:50: Jesus, slebs parroting what they read about AGW again! Quelle suprise.
  
• 18:56:44: I nominate @serafinowicz for a Shorty Award in #humor because I'm being blackmailed (Damn those photographs) http://bit.ly/shorty
  
• 20:07:03: I just broke a plate and I am now guaranteed 7 years bad food
  
• 20:17:03: @iThumbmynose a little bit more than Detroit then :)
  
• 20:23:52: I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
  ~ Steven Wright
  
• 21:07:22: @iThumbmynose I read somewhere that Billions of $$ of improvements would be the probable outcome
  

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From Twitter 01-24-2010

• 01:07:12: @branderzy i've not read the book, the film was quite reasonable, however I couldn't help think that Dorian looked like Ted Theodore Logan
  
• 01:08:20: @EatMyHalo i've seen worse, Dorian Gray looked like Ted Theodore Logan though!
  
• 01:40:53: I can't believe you guys are still awake! It's bedtime surely
  
• 11:19:27: Women... sexual equality is moving forward for you .. you are now terrorists too
  
• 11:21:07: Aloha
  
• 11:33:04: @iamamro I got my finger on the trigger jiggaboo
  
• 11:37:02: New Bin Laden record released 8 years after his death http://bit.ly/77pGaG .. Fails to make top 10
  
• 11:41:40: "UN climate change expert: there could be more errors in report - Times Online" http://j.mp/7FuTux
  
• 11:44:15: David Kelly post mortem to be kept secret for 70 years as doctors accuse Lord Hutton of concealing vital information - http://j.mp/7QcVZe
  
• 11:51:04: "CCTV in the sky: police plan to use military-style spy drones UK news - The Guardian" http://j.mp/7eX6qj
  
• 12:11:08: http://open.spotify.com/track/0PX5DeeFUEVhA5LEeomIlG Spotify: Toto – Africa
  
• 13:35:25: In lieu of the recent articles regarding drone aircraft in MSM I feel it's time to repost my blog entry from July 09 http://bit.ly/6bTOlh
  
• 15:09:38: it is I Leclair #nextbinladntape
  
• 15:11:46: Too much food. I need a nap
  
• 15:13:22: We are currently watching Revenge Of The Drunken Master. Possible one of the worst films of all time not a patch on the Jackie Chan prequels
  
• 15:38:25: @The_Grim_Weeder a spliff? ;-)
  
• 15:49:28: Can you see Jesus??? http://twitpic.com/zjwbo
  
• 16:19:23: LOL at Arsenal
  
• 16:32:15: @playgirlc funnily enough second line of a google image search !!! http://bit.ly/57NCCk
  
• 16:33:32: Last FM on Boxee on AppleTV is a joy to behold #fact
  
• 17:42:01: at yet another kids party.. my life rocks!
  
• 23:10:18: The Men who stare at goats was pleasantly amusing, that's all I'm saying.
  
• 23:22:53: #DestroyAllMonsters #DestroyAllMonsters
  #DestroyAllMonsters #DestroyAllMonsters
  #DestroyAllMonsters #DestroyAllMonsters
  #DestroyAllMonsters
  

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