From Twitter 06-05-2010

• 17:19:01: Sunshine, Snowboarding, bike ride, chucking @scampijobson into the oversized paddling pool.. top day me says.
  
• 17:56:06: Fat Bellyme #fatpopstars
  
• 17:58:40: Cake That #fatpopstars #PBD
  
• 18:02:31: @SimonSwears Afternoon Simon, how's life?
  
• 18:03:20: @Neurosceptic they look like Triffid stingers on the left!
  
• 18:09:36: @Neurosceptic you should try and convert it into a vegetarian give it some of that soya mince shit or a Lind McCartney sausage ..
  
• 18:09:58: Linda not Lind .. me and my fucking keyboard!
  
• 18:16:08: Bilderberg-Trilateral goal is for the U.S. to conduct air strikes on Iran http://j.mp/93OO8B
  
• 19:45:43: RT @EatMyHalo: Did you hear about that guy who was found dead in Tesco next to the apples, grapes and bananas?
  He'd been fruitally murdered.
  
• 19:48:54: This child gives me the fucking creeps #BGT
  
• 19:58:17: too many adverts #BGT
  
• 20:00:55: Excellent #BGT
  
• 20:05:33: @RichNeville That rogue blond hair was annoying me too #bgt
  
• 20:20:50: RT @joskinner: She fucks that dog #bgt
  
• 20:50:20: I'm drinking plonk that's cheaper than your mom
  
• 20:53:34: and i.m quite frunk
  
• 20:56:20: fuck off Jamie you mockney twunt
  
• 21:00:23: RT @octavianasrCNN: Israeli government office apologizes for distributing mock #flotilla video "We Con the World" created by Jerusalem P ...
  
• 21:01:06: @SimonSwears nice one Simon
  
• 21:02:42: RT @SimonSwears: @NeoplasmSix is a chutney spunk
  
• 21:10:52: @jackgonedark go on.... your new user name allows you to do such thing #bgt
  
• 21:11:27: she warbles
  
• 21:14:18: @jackgonedark indeed.. i guess it has to be instant for any effect
  
• 21:24:15: I can't remember this guy in the earlier rounds .. he's shit #BGT
  
• 21:26:29: RT @dazzw: I wish one of them would buzz usher. #bgt
  
• 21:48:40: Heil #bgt
  
• 21:49:37: Parupapumpum
  
• 21:52:39: As you were everybody #bgt
  
• 23:56:16: Civil disobedience FTW
  

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From Twitter 06-04-2010

• 00:04:03: @RichNeville that's awesome
  
• 00:16:03: Bilderberg article from The Times - http://bit.ly/cdEjWe
  
• 00:18:06: @RichNeville I would too, intrigued to know how that was done
  
• 09:27:36: The pill that can wipe out those painful memories - http://j.mp/amFijW << Is this the blue pill from the Matrix?
  
• 09:31:12: An impact event on Jupiter has been observed - http://j.mp/bIZvzb
  
• 09:36:11: Israelis kill American – Joe Biden says: "What's the big deal?" - http://j.mp/anNCID
  
• 09:40:27: "Are Cameras the New Guns?" http://j.mp/d6YxkB
  
• 09:49:52: @RyanCHutchings happy birthday geezer
  
• 09:54:10: @SwarmedAx I thought Jupiter is supposed to be a Gas Giant!
  
• 10:18:40: @jackgonedark its a good question however banned or not people will still get hold of them if they want one
  
• 10:22:14: @jackgonedark Me too.. however as I understand it Chicago has one of the strictest gun laws in the US and one of the highest gun crime rates
  
• 10:24:05: If all guns were banned how are the cops going to assassinate people on trains?
  
• 10:26:24: @jackgonedark Most gun crimes I assume are USUALLY committed using non legal weapons so banning them would be a non issue
  
• 10:28:49: "Guns don't kill people, rappers do" that's what Goldie Lookin Chain said and I believe them
  
• 10:29:45: @jackgonedark agreed
  
• 10:38:09: I'm currently writing a 'help' file .. exciting stuff eh?
  
• 11:47:26: I have to share this with you .. just saw it on b3ta ... http://twitpic.com/1tsagj
  
• 11:48:16: Sorry
  
• 12:00:08: F.A.S.T http://twitpic.com/1tsdf7
  
• 12:01:25: @expatina Carlin told it like it is
  
• 14:00:47: @debonbon I thought we entering end times but this confirms it :(
  
• 14:07:39: @TheFlyBlown Thats awesome and cheers
  
• 14:12:52: I am wearing a new avatar today thanks to @TheFlyBlown
  
• 14:48:00: @PrettyHate666 prefab sprout?
  
• 14:48:32: wrong as usual!
  
• 16:31:00: @SimonSwears afternoon Simon
  
• 16:36:31: Jehova Jehova Jehova #thereIsaidit
  
• 16:44:49: @nihiofkdi ha ha
  
• 17:35:21: @htc .. any clues on a date for the UK gsm 2.1 update for the Hero?
  
• 19:30:58: @b46bs yes please
  
• 20:09:20: @b46bs super .. can you keep it in the fridge please .. now i'm hungry!
  
• 20:49:07: @b46bs thanks for the #followfriday most appreciated .. I will get off my lazy arse and do one next week (probably!)
  
• 20:51:52: To Kill a Cocking Bird #dickjokemovies
  
• 20:54:50: Jay & Sillent Knob Strike Back #dickjokemovies
  
• 21:18:30: The Men who stare at scrotes #dickjokemovies
  
• 21:22:13: @remittancegirl @TrevL31 Thanks for the retweets
  
• 21:24:40: Sackshaft #dickjokemovies
  
• 21:28:04: Hardon state #dickjokemovies
  
• 21:35:55: @iThumbmynose welcome back, I've been on a semi-break too
  
• 21:37:43: @remittancegirl g'night
  
• 21:42:28: @EatMyHalo world peace??? You're a fantasist ;)
  
• 21:47:55: @EatMyHalo absolutely.. I'm sure I've seen them on the internetz
  
• 21:52:34: @EatMyHalo a flatpack Swedish sex castle would be a winner with the chavs I reckon
  
• 21:53:53: @Oobermann you could make giant pegs out of them
  
• 22:00:07: @EatMyHalo I think a precision built stainless steel sex castle built by Germans would be proper!
  
• 22:03:37: I'm watching Alexander sky plussed from last night.. who'd have thought he was Irish eh? Genius casting
  
• 22:05:48: Angelina before she was ruined by the Pitt Stick
  
• 22:09:54: Film casting tip. When casting an epic don't use shit actors with regional accents unless they are the correct region
  
• 22:23:01: @iThumbmynose agreed about England ...not gonna happen for a long time .. I'd love to see Holland win though
  
• 23:31:48: Fanny California #vulvamusic
  
• 23:33:58: Cunt 242 #vulvamusic
  
• 23:35:38: @iThumbmynose attack of the Obamanoids?
  
• 23:36:29: @sexbiscuit it was yours that actually inspired mine ... Back atcha
  
• 23:37:09: It's quite warm tonight
  
• 23:39:18: If I had pyjamas I definitely wouldn't be wearing then tonight
  
• 23:40:24: Sweaty
  
• 23:50:13: @iThumbmynose you'd have thought they would have spotted a trend in your feelings towards Nobama but then again they voted the guy in
  
• 23:59:34: Goodnight muppet babies
  

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From Twitter 06-03-2010

• 10:00:32: If all guns are eventually banned then how are police going to shoot the wrong people?
  
• 10:00:38: morning folks
  
• 12:30:54: Livestation is an odd beast .. watch tv and tweet .. sadly restricted to News Channels!
  
• 12:32:35: They will learn lessons where needed! http://twitpic.com/1tioky
  
• 12:53:35: who is the recipient of JP Morgan's £33M fine?
  
• 13:28:47: Gores have lots of loot to split | Washington Examiner - http://j.mp/cjLVp0 << This sickens me no end
  
• 15:25:07: Apple exploring 'particle gun' based wireless authentication http://twitpic.com/1tjxyp http://bit.ly/9mCGOH << WHY APPLE WHY???
  
• 21:57:30: to round a week of death off i'm going to watch Spartacus.. it only seems right!
  

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From Twitter 06-02-2010

• 00:20:22: Snog Mary Avoid #catholicTV
  
• 00:28:17: De-frock the Week #catholicTV
  
• 00:31:02: Match of the Pray #catholicTV
  
• 09:25:03: greetings simplefolk and genii alike
  
• 11:19:47: I can hear apologists for the IDF pirates on in the background .. I just wish they would shut the fuck up
  
• 12:35:17: @Capture6 theres really a new Teenage Fanclub album?
  
• 12:37:42: @Capture6 Cheers .. i'll check it out on spotify first i reckon
  
• 13:38:53: Gaza: investigate the raid, end the blockade (petition) http://j.mp/acTPA1
  
• 13:55:38: Cumbria seems like an exciting place to be today
  
• 14:09:31: @EatMyHalo the shooter is apparently dead .. not releasing number of dead yet
  
• 14:13:22: @EatMyHalo me too .. this guy has been popping people in the face .. a new level of 'not nice'
  
• 14:36:02: RT @RichNeville: Here's a #38Degrees petition to Cameron and Clegg about the attacks on #GazaFlotilla: http://bit.ly/bTHIWZ
  
• 15:03:10: http://twitpic.com/1tab6b
  
• 16:16:18: RT @almightygod: Israel, like me, should never be questioned. Whatever they do, it's right.
  
• 19:24:27: Official: US Will Stand with Israel - http://j.mp/du7z7Z
  

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From Twitter 06-01-2010

• 08:45:22: Morning folks
  
• 08:46:48: Is it not anti semetic to call Israel out for murder anymore? Wow this is progress!
  
• 09:50:20: apologies if my Israel tweet earlier offended anyone
  
• 11:00:29: Approaching space object 'artificial, not asteroid' says NASA - http://j.mp/9aYlPV
  
• 11:08:58: I Think the Vogon Constructor Fleet is coming .. towels at the ready
  
• 11:26:58: RT @xavlur: China produces & discards more than 45 billion pairs of disposable chopsticks every year, and cuts down 25 million trees to ...
  
• 11:53:56: RT @ibnlive Turkey threatens action; Israel on alert - http://bit.ly/aeiQII
  
• 12:20:36: Just because I'm not tweeting doesn't mean I'm not here.. I'm actually looking over your shoulder
  
• 12:22:38: 314 days until Judgement Day
  
• 17:29:30: RT @BinaryDad: I was shocked by this Guardian caption, till I read it properly. Phew. http://twitpic.com/1sp6vd
  
• 17:53:21: I hear Tipper Gore has had enough of Al's bullshit
  
• 19:31:02: Two nuns in a bath, it's an acid bath, they have been dismembered and are slowly disolving #harrowingjokes
  
• 20:29:58: @EatMyHalo here's a list of swearwords current and from days gone by http://bit.ly/3niYoS I note Dick Splash has been omitted though
  
• 20:49:26: #bgt This is utter pish .. the scallywag has no idea
  
• 21:43:07: I've somehow managed to make Al Gore look more repugnant than he actually is http://twitpic.com/1t3mre
  

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From Twitter 05-31-2010

• 00:29:15: Is it bedtime yet?
  
• 23:54:56: Evening you corrupt bunch of bastards...
  
• 23:56:29: Blimey.. is that the time!!!
  

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From Twitter 05-30-2010

• 21:32:04: Israel Submarines Headed for Persian Gulf - - Israel National News http://j.mp/dxcs4f << FUCK
  

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