From Twitter 01-23-2010

• 11:08:00: is there a photographer demo against anti terror laws today? coincidence that the alert level increases today... hmmm
  
• 12:39:38: http://open.spotify.com/track/6GLzsKzFJ6m1L3O1aMB8NA Spotify: Front 242 – Welcome To Paradise
  
• 12:41:50: http://open.spotify.com/track/7oyxaCjnv7P1F68DDXU7y7 Spotify: Violent Femmes – Add It Up
  
• 12:46:42: @abstractimages With you all the way, unfortunately most of the population (western civilization) are either oblivious or gullible
  
• 19:15:46: http://twitpic.com/ze65r homemade cheese topped ciabatta. mmmmm
  
• 20:26:45: @KlarkeKent no worries matey
  
• 20:37:57: my Saturday night will consist of a shave, shit and perhaps a cigarette... take that to the bank party people
  
• 20:41:01: @robinbogg I didn't notice the hashtag and smiled slightly, does that make me a bad person :)
  
• 20:44:07: I'd like to see a female version of Jackass featuring hot chicks. I think Party Girl would be awesome.
  
• 21:02:42: cosmic wank
  
• 21:11:45: @EatMyHalo I used a realy hot celestial body as stimulation. I jest of course
  
• 21:18:43: @EatMyHalo that was probably as good as you can expect given the subject matter 
  
• 21:55:29: what's this dancing shit hosted by the wonkster, sorry I mean Cat Deeley?
  
• 21:59:19: @beatnikrow cats are selfish fuckers, this much I know.
  
• 22:18:29: @beatnikrow Arrogant little bastards, whenever I stand up they think I'm going to feed them. I shall defeat them by crawling everywhere
  
• 22:19:19: I am going to watch Dorian Gray and nothing any of you can say will stop me
  

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From Twitter 01-22-2010

• 00:16:54: @abstractimages that'd be awesome probably a dm would be more appropriate!
  
• 00:17:11: Plums
  
• 00:18:55: @abstractimages im just playing around so it's nothing specific. I've never really played with Photoshop properly until now
  
• 01:31:28: @abstractimages you lucky bastard, ASDA is where it's at! #neverreallyunderstoodthatphrase
  
• 10:18:21: Tag
  
• 10:30:19: @abstractimages It's Friday .. thinks get better in about 7 hours, and hey haven't you got ASDA to look forward to?
  
• 10:46:51: @abstractimages I've always found that if it can wait until Friday, it can wait until NEXT friday
  
• 10:49:43: @andy_lamb Who is Matthew Holness? Any relation to Bob?
  
• 11:27:23: @abstractimages I always find you can purge irritating songs with "Better The Devil You Know", however this can be sometimes more annoying
  
• 11:30:37: Apple & Blackberry Crumble - http://twitpic.com/z6slr
  
• 11:31:30: @abstractimages yep, cheerz now I can hear that in me ead!
  
• 11:46:23: You've gotta check out the B3TA Unlikely Product Mergers challenge http://is.gd/6NgSa my favourite I think is http://twitpic.com/z6tug
  
• 12:52:08: A Trend Micro scan is the computer equivalent of being slowly strangled to death
  
• 12:56:22: @andy_lamb I think If you continue pushing on them for a little while longer you actually see a doorway, step through it and your dead
  
• 15:12:13: @mrchrisaddison Probably running around, robbing banks, all whacked out on scooby snacks!
  
• 15:30:05: RT @robinbogg: RT @BillGates I would tweet more but my computer keeps crashing. I think it's a problem with Windows.
  
• 15:41:28: #wantstolistentobutnotreallysuitableforaworkingenvironment http://is.gd/6O2jC Spotify: Ministry – Jesus Built My Hotrod
  
• 15:56:50: @abstractimages Just fancied some really pacey mosh music, however currently sitting at my desk. Will listen later
  
• 16:01:26: @abstractimages absofuckinglutely unfortunately
  
• 16:27:53: Cheesus Christ #foodrelatedblasphemy
  
• 16:30:28: RT @robinbogg: .@NeoplasmSix God and Chips #foodrelatedblasphemy
  
• 16:36:05: Sharia Carey #popstarlaw
  
• 16:38:23: Martial Mathers III #popstarlaw
  
• 16:40:37: Struggling
  
• 16:41:18: RT @abstractimages: Amy Courthouse #popstarlaw (more apt than you think)
  
• 16:43:50: Ian Jury and the Dock Heads #popstarlaw
  
• 16:44:29: RT NICE @abstractimages: Affidavid Soul #popstarlaw
  
• 16:46:35: Work for a bit, me thinks whilst I think of more #popstarlaw
  
• 17:09:41: @JFoundation Alt-3 ???
  
• 17:16:42: @robinbogg Nice .. I'm actually struggling after my first one!
  
• 17:17:47: I shall be issuing notices of Follow Friday this evening!
  
• 17:34:02: RT @robinbogg: Orange Jews #foodrelatedblasphemy
  
• 17:35:08: @robinbogg That was my thought exactly .. it's not called blasphemy for nothing. Any Irish joining in? ;)
  
• 17:36:37: Islam & Pea Soup #foodrelatedblasphemy
  
• 17:47:55: Priest Pudding #foodrelatedblasphemy
  
• 17:50:24: @robinbogg On the menu but they were all off on the day. #foodrelatedblasphemy
  
• 17:58:03: The Guava, The Bun and The Holy Roast #foodrelatedblasphemy
  
• 17:59:17: @serafinowicz Does it come with a removable head?
  
• 18:28:45: @iThumbmynose You will have Xe or other private miliary contractors offering their services in the ensuing aftermath to deal with looting!
  
• 18:31:14: @rhys_isterix Have you tried the virtualised beta release? It's a bit, how do I say it.. SHIT !
  
• 19:10:43: Mississipi Talmud Pie #foodrelatedblasphemy
  
• 19:12:32: @jackfaulkner i think it's awesome for what it's worth
  
• 19:16:53: @branderzy cheers... How is your weather treating you today? Still windy?
  
• 19:18:36: @andy_lamb he's a member of the club that will ensure it remains broken ;)
  
• 19:22:49: Wow never expected #foodrelatedblasphemy to take off like this. Awesome stuff people
  
• 22:13:35: Just had a Reeses Nutrageous. It was only a regular sized one and as such a mere mouthfull. Am I a greedy bastard?
  
• 22:15:36: I shall rattle out some follow friday thingies later when I feel motivated and once the alcohol kicks in
  
• 23:16:22: The fact that I really can't be arsed to do follow fridays today makes you even more special to be on my rather truncated list .....
  
• 23:17:30: @andy_lamb @BinaryDad @DazzW @iThumbmynose @JFoundation @KlarkeKent @MattyG72 @Mondayisntfunny @neurosceptic @abstractimages #FF
  
• 23:19:49: @beatnikrow @SIMpixels @SwarmedAx @Woodseaves @EatMyHalo #FF
  
• 23:21:37: Apologies if I've missed anyone... I'll do better next week honest!!! All people listed are currently under police investigation #FF
  
• 23:22:41: Now I have to watch more TV .. It's my third job behind wanking
  
• 23:23:51: @MattyG72 Eh.. what you talking about Willis?
  
• 23:25:32: #nowwatching some opera shit
  
• 23:25:59: @MattyG72 Gonna watch it in a short while
  
• 23:26:14: @MattyG72 no one pays attention anyhow!
  
• 23:27:47: laters fucknuts...
  

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From Twitter 01-21-2010

• 01:08:34: I ate some smoked cheese a short while ago. Just as i was finishing it I noticed the mould. I dont expect this to end well!
  
• 09:31:59: Gode morweninge
  
• 09:39:02: @iamamro likewise, tis nearly the weekend thankfully
  
• 10:24:59: @abstractimages Was it "good","bad" or "drop the dead donkey" type news?
  
• 10:28:34: @abstractimages Ahh the days before the "War OF Terror" when globalisation was in its infancy .. good times
  
• 10:35:29: @abstractimages Look into her eyes, look into her eyes .. OBEY, CONSUME, WATCH TV, CONFORM http://twitpic.com/z1lkq
  
• 12:35:09: @abstractimages yep.. they have a monopoly on child cruelty, you wouldn't want to step on their toes
  
• 14:34:31: Soldiers in Haiti told to stop handing out food - Military News, News From Iraq & Afghanistan - http://j.mp/7GlDfD #WTF
  
• 15:14:24: The Adventures of Huggleberry Finn #hugfilms
  
• 15:23:59: @Jason_Manford Wireless Bathroom Speakers ! http://is.gd/6JPTX
  
• 15:28:54: @abstractimages LOL :) #hugfilms
  
• 15:49:40: Vacation Ideas in Asia - The Door to Hell - Burning Gas Crater in Darvaza, Turkmenistan - http://j.mp/84DMiz <<WOW
  
• 16:24:28: @andy_lamb There appears to be a facebook group for exactly what I think you are suggesting ;) http://is.gd/6K3mc
  
• 16:26:06: RSOE EDIS - Emergency and Disaster Information Service - http://j.mp/7wJ1dH << Intriguing Website
  
• 17:20:36: @abstractimages Its now its name to Social.com!! http://www.social.com/ basically a bookmarklet for dumping a web page straight into twitter
  
• 19:27:52: @SimPixels Simon, quick question, do you know of any FREE Mask plugins for Photoshop (mac)... ta
  
• 19:29:21: @abstractimages As a photographer I'm guessing you play with photoshop, quick question, do you know of any FREE Mask plugins for (mac)?
  
• 19:34:37: Can any photographers / photoshoppers point me towards a free mask plugin for CS4 (Mac) .. cheers
  
• 19:39:02: @SIMpixels Cheers Simon, I'll give it a try :)
  
• 20:43:04: @abstractimages Ta for that MP4 costs about $100 from what Ive seen .. its a bastard to get hold of if you know what I mean, hand it is then
  

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From Twitter 01-20-2010

• 10:09:04: Has anyone noticed how it just fluctuates between night time and dusk now. It's like soooo much effort to be bright that it can't be arsed!
  
• 10:24:45: @andy_lamb OMG :O
  
• 10:38:38: @andy_lamb I Didn't see any brown sauce either!
  
• 12:02:11: Oh look Natwest have 67 Unsatisfied CCJ's http://twitpic.com/ywzkl
  
• 12:10:56: @_3_ from this website http://www.tpuc.org/content/hall-shame it's quite interesting!
  
• 15:22:09: @iamamro That's a bit of "generalisation", we don't all park like cocks
  
• 15:25:12: @iamamro Don't worry I get frustrated by some of them too. Particularly those that can't control their vehicles, and on school runs!!
  
• 15:31:02: @iamamro Amen to that, although it applies to those that drive oversized Mercs, BMWs etc... too
  
• 15:45:44: It's surprising that Hare Krishna's brothers Bare and Gare don't get any recognition whatsoever
  
• 15:52:58: @Saronimo You could be right about that. I wonder why they never mentioned Hare in interviews, perhaps he was a family outcast
  
• 17:05:40: @andy_lamb I'm opting for "Bloody Like Sunday Morning"
  
• 17:07:20: @iThumbmynose is NYT a Murdoch Publication per chance?
  
• 17:09:20: @abstractimages That's a very specific place to hate
  
• 17:12:55: @iThumbmynose I agree. Its well known here that Murdoch plans to do it for all his online news outlets. Which is a "quality" filter of sorts
  
• 17:26:04: @andy_lamb LOL - I've never seen that website before, bizarre
  
• 17:31:14: RT @PrezofEarth: Seems like a good day for a revolt. Please retweet.
  
• 17:38:58: @themanwhofell I like the proposed National German Flag of 1919
  
• 21:32:00: c'Mon you fuckers
  
• 21:33:27: @PrezofEarth do you have a current list?
  
• 21:45:02: @PrezofEarth good list I will put my thinking cap on
  
• 21:47:17: @MattyG72 I'm watching football and QI concurrently. who are you insulting tonight, I may join in
  
• 21:54:44: @MattyG72 both.the awards and channel do not bode well
  
• 21:57:46: UTV
  
• 21:58:34: @MattyG72 it must be award season or something.
  
• 22:00:40: @beatnikrow @MattyG72 without wishing to be tactless, presumably you are referring to when she was still alive?
  
• 22:01:45: 4:2 awesome
  
• 22:07:08: this is a route
  
• 22:07:42: @MattyG72 hmmmm
  
• 22:08:19: consolation goal
  
• 22:09:31: RT @MattyG72: Fuck yuo you fuck faced cunting prolapsed ugly cunt bitches
  
• 22:15:21: @iThumbmynose still 30 mins left though!!
  
• 22:16:29: @iThumbmynose I mean 20 mins!!!
  
• 22:23:34: @iThumbmynose villa of old could easily fuck a 3 goal advantage up. I'm hoping we've learnt our lessons
  
• 22:28:08: oooooooh
  
• 22:29:42: arse
  
• 22:30:55: @iThumbmynose 6:4 aggregate now :/
  
• 22:31:35: @_3_ tense stuff, why do we always do this?
  
• 22:33:48: aaaargh
  
• 22:36:36: 4 Fucking minutes
  
• 22:38:04: 7:4 on aggregate UTV
  
• 22:39:45: job done. I can now revert to type
  
• 22:41:59: pitch invasion
  
• 22:42:57: RT @nickjfrost: What a great game of soccergame! Well done the Claretmen.
  
• 22:46:05: @MattyG72 I know, you prefer fish abduction / aqua S & M
  
• 22:47:30: @_3_ it's up the club I believe, I doubt any damage was caused. the FA may fine the club I guess
  
• 22:48:25: @MattyG72 are the awards still on?
  
• 22:50:48: @MattyG72 you're very brave to sit through all of that
  

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From Twitter 01-19-2010

• 09:03:30: Good morning citizens of Eurasia and beyond
  
• 10:46:51: @abstractimages Morning... The sky is falling. I think it's in my best interests to stay in doors today.
  
• 10:48:00: @BinaryDad careful with that kind of talk ;-)
  
• 11:20:20: Gamers, here are 10 pages from a book about Behavior Modeling, read it and weep (literally) http://is.gd/6A24z written in 2008 (US DoD)
  
• 11:39:55: Dullteasers #sadconfectionery
  
• 11:43:26: Singer Billy Bragg to stop paying taxes over bank bonuses| Reuters - http://j.mp/6FI9Yy
  
• 11:51:03: Nuts, whole hazelnuts. Cadbury take them and they cover them with cheese Whizz
  
• 11:51:40: @abstractimages Oops .. corrected
  
• 12:36:25: @SIMpixels Good work ;)
  
• 13:47:45: Imagine Cadburys Cream eggs filled with cheese spread .. I've just sicked a little in my mouth. It must be lunch time!
  
• 14:39:51: "U.S. Military Weapons Inscribed With Secret 'Jesus' Bible Codes - ABC News" http://j.mp/64kcAw
  
• 16:45:17: There was a terrible smell in my car just, It wasn't me on this occasion .. this much I know
  
• 17:26:57: @KlarkeKent That makes me want to see the movie even less than I already do!
  
• 22:20:38: @An_Irish_Brit are you getting abuse? That sucks
  

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From Twitter 01-18-2010

• 00:24:47: @realrossnoble Adrian hadley from jigsaw suffocates inside a real glass box while trying to mime his way out #kidstvdeaths
  
• 10:35:50: Had a clear out this morning of useless eaters
  
• 10:38:56: RT @Glinner: Psst! I'm thinking of commiting a MAJOR CRIME this week. DON'T TELL ANYONE!
  
• 10:50:50: RT @davesusetty: Man arrested for tweeting- the @StephenNolan show on BBC Radio Ulster now! -listen online at http://bit.ly/swDVL Please RT!
  
• 10:58:09: Tony Blair: "Find me some obviously sick children" - http://bit.ly/4ZB2as << Life imprisonment would be too good for this scumbag
  
• 11:29:29: @crabbyknickers I don't think there are anny apps that let you do it, but there some web based sites: twalala and Muuter I believe
  
• 11:37:07: BBC News - Ticket ballot due for Tony Blair Iraq inquiry grilling - http://bit.ly/66sx0X
  
• 12:24:01: FBI uses Spanish MP's photo for Bin Laden - http://bit.ly/5VuVeU << LOL
  
• 13:09:28: @abstractimages Morning. It sounds like you're having a proper Monday. I'm still waiting for my first disaster of the day
  
• 14:05:19: WikiAnswers - Does snow turn into gas http://bit.ly/92ZAP9 (via @WikiAnswers) << Someone please tell me ;)
  
• 14:12:52: "WikiAnswers - How many holes are there on the bottom half of your body" http://bit.ly/5taUkN :o
  
• 14:20:39: Sarah Palin can’t name a founding father -True/Slant http://bit.ly/5N7F0h
  
• 14:49:20: This Patent application details some heavy shit - http://bit.ly/4HVgBW
  

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From Twitter 01-17-2010

• 12:38:28: @andy_lamb if you have a shaver socket in the bathroom you could bare the wires and use screwdrivers to hold in place.
  
• 15:09:17: Dishwashers .. either way too empty or not enough room .. does anyone disagree?
  
• 15:10:05: Under The Boer War - #fightingsongs
  
• 15:51:31: @andy_lamb awesome news :)
  
• 15:52:46: @abstractimages I couldn't agree more
  
• 17:34:34: I find Sundays to be quite depressing #newyearblues
  
• 17:43:04: watching Never Ending Story 3. There are gags about the title to ne had. needless to say it really is wank
  
• 19:04:06: @Chilma Thanks .. I may start my own film twitter review!
  
• 19:07:04: @abstractimages It came out in 1994. 16 years is a long film, but 'never ending' is a bit of an exaggeration. Jack Black was fat back then
  
• 19:12:59: having looked in our fridge / freezer it is evident that we have no food that will cook or prepare itself .. bollocks
  
• 19:40:11: @MattyG72 yes
  
• 19:41:48: @abstractimages Nah the Missus doesn't like Chinky food particularly. I ended up making sarnies and beans on toast. Cordon Bleu
  
• 19:42:31: RT LOL @joskinner: The Princess Died #dailymailfilms
  
• 19:43:27: @MattyG72 You'll get a kicking for that!
  
• 19:48:19: @beatnikrow I warned him you know. Glutton for punishment :)
  
• 19:48:58: @MattyG72 That wasn't me it was a retweet!
  
• 19:56:39: @beatnikrow Katie, have you restated your running today as the weather has appeared to have brightened up?
  
• 20:08:34: I see theres some guy called Justin Bieber trending. I have never heard of him so by extension he can fuck right off.
  
• 20:09:12: @beatnikrow ah yes Matt mentioned that. My memory is quite shite
  
• 20:15:00: I am a PC, I am also a liar
  
• 20:22:19: not much on the internet tonight
  
• 21:02:51: @MattyG72 that sounds like some kind of dirty euphemism
  
• 21:11:11: @MattyG72 who told you that? that's one of my favourite hobbies, particularly people I don't know
  
• 21:42:39: Our cats seem to think everytime I stand up it's dinner time
  
• 22:51:07: @MattyG72 too true
  

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