From Twitter 12-26-2009

• 21:07:07: Good evening peasants
  
• 21:10:46: Have changed avatar now Xmas has gone
  

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From Twitter 12-25-2009

• 18:05:02: Melly Chlistmass evely one
  
• 18:16:06: I am so fucking stuffed, to the point of regurgitattion I believe
  
• 20:23:55: @MattyG72 up yours too!
  
• 20:27:08: @MattyG72 where are you?
  
• 20:35:23: @MattyG72 gotcha, same here
  

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From Twitter 12-24-2009

• 15:40:37: Afternoon
  

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From Twitter 12-23-2009

• 10:28:02: Is 'Giant George' the world's tallest dog? The 7ft-long blue great dane could claim title - http://j.mp/6bUySh << BIG FUCKER ALERT
  
• 11:33:11: Amazing Speech by Iraq War Veteran - http://j.mp/5f1X6z (YOUTUBE) << Recommended viewing
  
• 12:15:14: Just went up the bank. It was cold, slippy & too high, so I decided to use the main entrance instead
  
• 12:21:34: If "Legal High" drugs are banned, surely they are not "legal" ... it's synthesised crap anyhow .. get the real deal if you have to indulge
  
• 12:22:56: Gordon Brown to face Iraq inquiry - AFTER election - http://j.mp/7oDzG1
  
• 13:38:13: @JohnPollock Also, many start off allowing comments only to pull them once they realise nobody is buying their propaganda/rhetoric
  
• 13:41:09: Saw a book in Waterstones entitled "The AUTHORISED History of MI5" .. I would actually prefer the unauthorised history if it's all the same
  
• 14:17:17: "Sen. Whitehouse: Foes of health care bill are birthers, right-wing militias, aryan groups" - http://j.mp/5gvP72 << :(
  
• 14:52:22: "Osama bin Laden's family living safe in Iran since 9/11 attacks | Mail Online" http://j.mp/7Lv2gb << Oooh look a reason to attack Iran
  
• 14:52:51: Mockingbird in full effect
  
• 15:31:07: Climate change ‘ forcing polar bears to become cannibals’ - http://j.mp/4WkYgb << BS at it's utmost best
  
• 15:37:47: @SIMpixels Now that would be a headline. "Global Warming cultists shocked as Polar Bears turn to Rastafari"
  
• 15:42:14: I fear the gluttony that is to take place over the next 3-4 days. Perhaps we should all post before/after pictures .. nah
  
• 15:44:50: @abstractimages We have had no more snow for a few days, but it is bastard cold, obnoxious wankers everywhere though
  
• 15:45:41: @andy_lamb I know the feeling. I feel full now just thinking about it
  
• 15:50:51: @SIMpixels I will write up an article, with badly photo-shopped pictures and submit it to them
  
• 16:42:41: BBC News - Universities' annual funding reduced by £398m - http://j.mp/5yN94e << Military Budget to increase by £398m??
  
• 16:57:31: Silicone Based Chemical in Pizza Huts Cheese is Polymethylsiloxane - http://j.mp/6oTyEB
  
• 18:10:27: @andy_lamb Merry chrimbo to you too
  
• 18:12:03: medication that's what I need
  
• 18:17:39: "LiveLeak.com - Police threaten to arrest man for sign saying"Scientology is a brainwashing evil cult"." http://j.mp/4N7K8z :(
  
• 20:25:31: It has just snowed a small amount .. the traffic will become confused, freak out and ultimately they will give up .. rubbish
  

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From Twitter 12-22-2009

• 09:59:34: Guten tag
  
• 10:04:38: @andy_lamb howdy ... sounds a cracking idea .. I'll check it out
  
• 10:13:50: @vaticanen - I understand the Vatican Assassins have 'whacked' Santa and replaced him with a MK Ultra mind control slave, confirm or deny?
  
• 10:18:46: @vaticanen - If god was one of us, would he really sit here on a bus? I find that really hard to believe, call me cynical but I don't buy it
  
• 10:25:01: @vaticanen - Please confirm that the whole "Xmas experience" is stolen from a Pagan Magic Mushroom based ceremony. Yoda doesn't believe me!
  
• 10:37:08: Support Santa Hat, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/47yysU
  
• 10:54:45: One Free Download Every Day from 26 Dec to 6 Jan. www.itunes12daysofchristmas.co.uk
  
• 10:59:20: Bahhh Fucking Humbug
  
• 13:17:13: Waving Goodbye to 2009 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyoGbd1iJIw << Interesting Video (US Biased) in a google wave presentation
  
• 14:59:48: RT @BinaryDad: They got bars big as cars / They watch Freeview & Gold / But the Ouze floods will screw you / They got homes for the old ...
  
• 15:17:11: @andy_lamb Re: No. 9 .. It's scary if people actually believe this? No 10 . Be wary either way. I bet they believe in trans-humanism too :-(
  
• 15:23:40: 1st entry under 'TECHNOLOGY AND SCIENCE' - http://www.wfs.org/forecasts.htm .. I think they miss the irony of using the word gatekeeper :-)
  
• 15:32:14: @An_Irish_Brit Is that your '5 A Day' ??
  
• 15:58:00: "BBC - Newsbeat - Pupils 'bypassing school internet security'" http://j.mp/6YmD3g << My faith in humanity has been restored a little
  
• 16:00:27: only a little though.. No more than that
  
• 16:34:12: Why can't people learn how to spell 'ridiculous', it's an 'i' not an 'e' you 'special' people. It's not fucking 'rediculous' !!!!!
  

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From Twitter 12-21-2009

• 10:33:12: Going to be with the heating on - AWESOME .. waking up when the heating has been on all night - NOT SO AWESOME .. dry skin, snotty nose!!!
  
• 10:47:38: last tweet should have read "bed" obviously
  
• 11:52:54: @AngryBritain if it looks like a pile of shit it's St Andrews
  
• 11:59:47: Downloading .Not 2.0 Framework .. Microsoft fuck off
  
• 12:24:37: "There'll be nowhere to run from the new world government - Telegraph" - http://is.gd/5w1H8 <<< Psychopathic wankers
  
• 12:43:40: Santa Claus, Magic Mushroom & The Flying Reindeer - http://j.mp/75YHa9 << The true meaning and symbolism behind Xmas
  
• 13:04:22: BBC News - BT to complete super-fast broadband network by 2012 - http://j.mp/8NYpyL << A new download based Olympic event is to be announced
  
• 13:20:08: @Dervheid The funny thing is.. if you mention anything to anyone .. you are considered a tin-foil hat wearing nutter
  
• 13:41:08: Downloading Rad Studio. It certainly isn't rad, but the download is studio sized
  
• 18:56:44: @AndyRileyish to be fair it is only stationary in a relative sense. On an astronomical scale it is moving in an orbital sense with earth ;)
  

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From Twitter 12-20-2009

• 00:04:25: watching the science of starwars on discovery channel.nerdy or what?
  
• 15:19:14: as a reluctant council tax payer, I took the last grit from the store for personal use. its not my fault that the council are cunts
  
• 15:19:52: happy Sunday and all that
  
• 15:22:56: perhaps c**ts is a bit strong for a Sunday. retards is probably more apt. who'd suspect ice and snow in winter. not the Fucking govt
  
• 15:26:23: @An_Irish_Brit steak beats shit chips that's for sure
  
• 19:32:15: "Police expect Mumbai-style terror attack on City of London - Times Online" http://j.mp/5po6am <<< hmmmm
  
• 19:32:57: RT @EatMyHalo Word on the grapevine is that Rage have done it. #RATM
  
• 20:10:16: "BBC News - What is anti-X Factor song Killing In The Name all about?" http://j.mp/7OGZ86 << This is absolute shite, co-intelpro #RATM
  

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