From Twitter 07-03-2010

• 00:04:23: @SimonSwears fuck off Simon you shifty twat licker
  
• 16:02:50: booked tickets for Kele in 11 days: )
  
• 16:06:45: RT @SimonSwears: Spunk breath << which one of you is this aimed at?
  
• 16:14:01: RT @ChristBooth: Lawrenson presuming no one understands Spanish, he's right I don't, but he's still a cunt #WorldCup
  
• 16:25:21: zwei - nil
  
• 16:26:12: @nejomo I think they're great personally
  
• 16:29:32: As the Queen's subjects we should all get behind her home nation #worldcup #Ger
  
• 16:30:45: @BinaryDad I didn't, but i do now!
  
• 16:31:38: @nejomo I'm half expecting them to go all the way to be honest, and it'd be well deserved
  
• 16:33:49: RT @RichNeville: Germany are making Argentina look like England. #wc2010
  
• 16:36:26: @nejomo absolutely
  
• 16:46:21: awesome #worldcup
  
• 16:48:06: I think Germany are better than a lot of people give them credit for #worldcup
  
• 16:48:52: oh Diego .. ha ha #worldcup #arg
  
• 18:18:32: I'm drinking desperados, not the film though, that'd get stuck in my throat and be just plain weird
  
• 20:47:11: what's this yellow card and penalty bollocks #worldcup
  
• 20:47:30: arse
  
• 20:48:13: farcical #worldcup
  
• 20:48:31: arseome #worldcup
  
• 21:11:13: what the fuck is wrong with these players?. Back in the day they'd get is cleanly in the back of the net .. it's all fucking post #worldcup
  
• 21:13:31: 'it' not 'is' #obviously !!!!
  
• 21:15:11: @SwarmedAx is a wazzock
  
• 21:17:54: @SwarmedAx is a fajita licker
  
• 21:20:59: @SwarmedAx is a saveloy greasing mong sponger
  
• 22:08:04: @iThumbmynose I only had a sandwich for dinner
  
• 22:24:32: @iThumbmynose it's been surprisingly good, thankgod the dross like England are well out of the picture
  

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From Twitter 07-02-2010

• 19:07:47: In 291 Days 1 hour Skynet goes online
  
• 19:08:06: @adam_ps thanks for the #ff Adam
  
• 19:45:50: http://tweetphoto.com/30369907 <<how symmetrical is this prolific burglar?
  
• 20:24:07: @itsWatty thanks for the #ff much appreciated
  
• 20:32:20: This 3d tv advert is blurred as fuck #shit
  
• 21:10:09: I've been suffering from Tweet deprivation this week
  
• 21:10:54: Now I'm struggling to get back into it!
  
• 22:05:56: @CodeNameSommers thanks for the #ff most appreciated : )
  
• 22:42:17: @Glinner street countdown.. bravo sir #genius
  

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From Twitter 07-01-2010

• 08:17:13: @andy_lamb this still makes me laugh
  
• 08:30:07: "BBC News - Blair to receive US peace medal" http://j.mp/dvQY2M << This is equally as funny as Obama winning the Nobel peace prize
  
• 08:31:17: However War = Peace .. so it may be right! #1984
  
• 11:31:58: I think all those involved in the hysteria surrounding Swine flu (Govt & media) should be made to take ALL of the leftover vaccines
  
• 11:47:10: RT @Capture6: Salt-n-Pepa should have married Tupac. Then they'd be Salt-n-Pepa Shakur. And bigamist widows.
  
• 19:03:58: @iamamro your secret is out now
  
• 19:04:30: RT @itsWatty #starwarsmovies Padawan Flew Over The Dooku's Nest
  

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From Twitter 06-30-2010

• 00:11:59: @B46bs happy B'day :]
  
• 00:43:51: Bed... Now... Laters...
  
• 08:01:43: yarp
  
• 08:11:40: Boobies? I approve
  
• 13:11:53: Taliban attack Nato base in Afghanistan -http://j.mp/8X3HJJ << Too fucking convenient for my liking
  
• 17:46:12: "David Cameron will back down in fight with EU, say officials - Telegraph" http://j.mp/bWQXGm << #cunt #traitor
  
• 20:15:01: Your facebook friend total is inversely proportional to you IQ #fact
  
• 20:24:09: spelling 'your' as 'you' however just shows that you are either shit at typing or you don't check your work
  
• 22:51:57: @DustyBinLaden I like your dusty bin name and avatar
  
• 23:03:44: @SimonSwears evening dude!
  
• 23:04:37: @andy_lamb isn't that like 800 points to do that .. ?
  
• 23:07:48: @andy_lamb good answer .. it's all binary digits anyway
  
• 23:10:51: @andy_lamb most amusing spelling of responsibility ever 'resopsibinlity' awesome :)
  
• 23:12:27: @andy_lamb likes this http://twitpic.com/21c042
  
• 23:19:06: it's dark and warm .. just like a .. erm .....
  
• 23:24:22: @SwarmedAx could be!
  

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From Twitter 06-29-2010

• 08:17:31: "An Unexpected Apple Ally: Porn Industry to Drop Flash | ConceivablyTech" http://j.mp/cDUFQM << ha ha ha in your face Steve Jobs ..
  
• 08:34:51: "RBS tells clients to prepare for 'monster' money-printing by the Federal Reserve - Telegraph" http://j.mp/d8eZFU
  
• 20:52:00: gooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
  
• 21:33:53: @B46bs blackberry massager :)
  
• 22:05:59: O o o bomb me Gen Petraeus bomb me Gen Petraeus...bomb bomb bomb bomb me Gen Petraeus
  

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From Twitter 06-28-2010

• 08:21:41: Seasons greetings
  
• 08:31:42: Dr David Kelly: Damning New Evidence http://j.mp/dq8Jq2 << anyone surprised? .. interesting read though
  
• 09:58:30: CIA defends Blackwater contract worth $100m http://j.mp/cdRmBz http://twitpic.com/20o1vi
  
• 10:03:06: @EatMyHalo I can forgive her .. a spot of botox I reckon though
  
• 11:37:27: Last Night a BJ Save My Life #misspeltpop
  
• 11:40:38: @expatina rightly so .. the Germans were the only good thing about the entire debacle
  
• 11:57:10: Does anyone know of a mac app for ripping BBC video? (not iPlayer) ... #help #mac
  
• 11:58:50: @beginjapan I heard about this Airbase a while back .. I guess it should come as no surprise #japanews
  
• 12:06:15: @beginjapan ahhha I thought it was to with this: http://bit.ly/9yRZEO
  
• 12:09:26: There's only one #Bieberblast I'd like to see, and as I don't fancy a visit from the spooks I'll leave it at that
  
• 12:13:25: Martin Amis Reloaded #swapwordinfilmwithmartinamis
  
• 12:15:57: A Clockwork Martin Amis #swapwordinfilmwithmartinamis
  
• 12:16:54: Martin Amis of Arabia #swapwordinfilmwithmartinamis
  
• 12:18:38: @beginjapan gotcha .. unusual in that a politician would renege on a promise
  
• 12:21:23: @beginjapan sadly 90% of voters actually listen to the policies, a large proportion I suspect believe them
  
• 13:04:42: "It would be absolutely, fantastically exciting if we produced black holes at the LHC" : /
  
• 13:11:28: Loose-Lip McChrystal Did Obama a Huge Favor - http://j.mp/aDgYgl
  
• 19:24:47: Had a tooth out an hour ago.. looking forward to pain now
  
• 21:45:55: RT @tonypaulway Together at last! - http://tweetphoto.com/29701803
  
• 22:24:30: @Glinner that's a bit like being 'suicided' http://n.pr/aAfeZQ
  
• 22:28:21: it's starting to throb #mytoothhole
  
• 22:37:46: Has the worldcup finished? Seems to be a distant memory now!
  
• 23:01:38: Why is Gary Busey in Twitter's 'funny' suggested user list? Presumably as there isn't a 'cunt' list
  

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From Twitter 06-27-2010

• 00:19:58: Neil's Tennant looks like my grandad, who has incidentaly been dead for almost a decade #glasto
  
• 00:48:07: A few beers were consumed tonight, which was nice.
  
• 00:49:50: @jkne indeed it was
  
• 00:50:57: I'm going to have to change my avatar again tomorrow .. Fat booth does me no favours
  
• 01:03:43: I have pre-emptively taken Headache tablets for my future hangover... fuck you God of dehydration and all your little wank wizards
  
• 14:36:47: http://twitpic.com/20g0yb
  
• 15:11:37: I have more pace than Barry and I only have one leg #worldcup #eng
  
• 15:11:58: I have 2 .. but that was just for effect
  
• 15:17:49: passing is pretty shocking .. you'd have thought they'd be used to that ball by now #worldcup
  
• 15:19:59: arse
  
• 15:20:29: they think it's all over .. it probably is #worldcup
  
• 15:23:41: it's them fucking white boots I tells ya .. #worldcup
  
• 15:32:14: Some people say 'denied by the woodwork'.. but we all know that's just a nice way of saying 'missed' #worldcup #eng
  
• 15:32:31: game over
  
• 15:39:28: RT @AlanCarr: That was a motherfucking goal!!
  
• 16:19:55: @andy_lamb big faced boy .. that's the kindest description I've heard of him .. :) #worldcup
  
• 16:23:28: can't they just disallow that goal .. iI saw nothing then !
  
• 16:26:20: Barry has the pace of a dead Snail
  
• 16:27:48: I guess it's Heskey's fault for this performance #worldcup
  
• 16:33:26: we need a proper humiliation so that all the failed old guard can fuck right off once and for all #eng #worldcup
  
• 16:39:12: RT @nejomo: Oh no! That means Johnson is out of the next game
  
• 16:43:17: Gary Coleman on #worldcup
  
• 16:51:46: At least we got further than Scotland *ducks for cover* #worldcup
  
• 17:04:31: Seasick Steve is on at #glasto now
  
• 17:09:43: API rate exceeded ... bugger
  
• 17:14:51: This scumbag is coming to my home town in September http://twitpic.com/20h9h9
  
• 17:18:37: @ChristBooth That'd be awesome :)
  
• 18:56:43: http://twitpic.com/20i2ic
  
• 19:12:17: Sky looks fab! http://twitpic.com/20i7a6
  
• 19:23:56: @adam_ps its got a bit of adjustment on the dynamic range but still!
  
• 19:28:23: @BinaryDad ta.. its not natural.. a little touch of dynamic range tampering.. but still!
  
• 19:30:09: It appears to be still hot and getting more humid. :/
  
• 20:28:19: John Terry seems to think that there's a world cup next year ... twat
  
• 20:52:10: My tooth is hurting .. but the fucker comes out tomorrow .. revenge is sweet
  
• 20:58:41: Alice's Adventures In Sunderland #boringmovies
  
• 21:04:15: @Jayman888 it's apparently against Twitters TOS so unlikely I suspect
  
• 21:06:59: @Jayman888 probably .. i need to do it myself, but i've been putting it off for that reason
  
• 21:08:57: Things to do in Denver when your deaf #boringmovies
  
• 21:13:09: Spar Trek #boringmovies
  
• 21:14:39: I spit on your gravel #boringmovies
  
• 21:27:55: In t'shed with Madonna #swapwordinfilmwithshed
  
• 21:28:23: @Jayman888 ta .. just had a mini clear out
  
• 21:28:41: Shaun of The Shed #swapwordinfilmwithshed
  
• 21:34:10: Hunt For Shed October #swapwordinfilmwithshed
  
• 21:36:53: Better off Shed #swapwordinfilmwithshed
  
• 21:41:07: Shed Sonja #swapwordinfilmwithshed
  
• 21:44:17: Shedknobs and Broomsticks #swapwordinfilmwithshed
  

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