From Twitter 03-06-2010

• 16:27:08: I have scraped the skin off 2 of my knuckles sawing a pipe.
  
• 16:29:01: @iamadamski how's it going?
  
• 18:06:29: @molliemouse4 there is no maybe about it.
  
• 20:29:01: Watching this Dance Sport Relief thingy ... cringeworthy isn't the word
  
• 20:30:09: Spuff is the word
  
• 20:33:51: @watsoncomedian No it doesn't ... fire away
  
• 20:34:25: @EatMyHalo hello back atcha
  
• 20:38:58: @EatMyHalo I take it you're watching this Dancing nonsense ... TV doesn't get any crapper than this .. for some reason I'm hooked though
  
• 20:40:21: Drink time .. catch ya later evil Bill & Ted
  

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From Twitter 03-05-2010

• 00:05:37: Horatio Caine vs A Bunker Buster bomb #fantasyfights
  
• 00:06:34: Al Gore vs The Truth #fantasyfights
  
• 00:09:39: Michael Hutchence vs Kristian Digby #fantasyfights
  
• 09:50:51: Morning gentle folk
  
• 09:52:38: Outlook takes about 5 minutes to start up ... microsoft bollocks
  
• 09:54:34: @EatMyHalo Thanks for noticing, all those arse crunches are paying off finally :)
  
• 09:57:54: @molliemouse4 uhhh microsft combined with cricket .. probably the most boring / frustrating combination EVER ... morning
  
• 09:58:21: @EatMyHalo Ahhh As long as you don't mention Bono again ... ahh shit
  
• 10:09:09: @molliemouse4 Chainsaw?
  
• 10:22:48: @Woodseaves I 'd take calm any time I can get it. But its just storm, storm, storm, storm, storm. No calm ......... ever ... .......Morning!
  
• 10:25:35: @Woodseaves yup without sugar too ...
  
• 10:32:00: @Woodseaves I sometimes have a tendency to exaggerate too
  
• 10:55:06: I have just accidently deleted my website/blog .. waiting to see if host will restore from a backup . not expecting anything though ... WANK
  
• 10:58:29: @Woodseaves There you go a storm of my own making! Time for some green tea and meditation
  
• 12:09:40: My hosts didn't have a back up ... ARSE
  
• 12:12:14: @andy_lamb Luckily it's a matter of just importing a couple of blogs to WP and playing around with the CSS files .. mainly hassle :(
  
• 12:33:28: @andy_lamb indeed .. have you ever used a CPanel File Manager .. if not avoid at all costs .. it's so crap it could be Microsoft
  
• 19:37:24: The Fucking cat just nearly tripped me up. Grrr
  

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From Twitter 03-04-2010

• 00:45:07: @SIMpixels awesome stuff, I like the first one best
  
• 00:57:28: @SIMpixels good stuff Simon, are you putting any of them up on flickr / your website ?
  
• 09:24:52: greetings folks ... Its relatively bright today .. perhaps that's a sign
  
• 21:26:07: hey friendly people does anyone have a spotify invite floating around?
  
• 21:48:06: The Three Billy Goat's Spuff #jizzpuns
  
• 21:49:28: Cum is in the Hair #jizzsongs
  
• 21:54:39: You'll either jizz on us or you'll jizz on the terrorists #jizzpuns #JizzWBush
  
• 23:58:07: Jason Nevins vs RUN DMC #fantasyfights
  

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From Twitter 03-03-2010

• 00:55:40: So... have I missed anything? Is John Major still the prime minister?
  
• 08:59:30: @Dervheid morning!
  
• 09:01:36: morning cybernauts
  
• 09:38:25: Last nights pizza... hotter on the way out... thanks Domino
  
• 10:10:36: Beware of this pizza http://twitpic.com/16cno0 >> IT STINGS
  
• 10:32:44: @Chilma don't fight human nature.. get photos ;)
  
• 13:01:34: TIP: Annoy Google by selecting a Gold theme for your Google Chrome Web Browser
  
• 14:36:33: Any news on when the HTC Hero 2.1 #android update is going to be available?
  
• 17:07:17: I'm considering starting a company called Epple and releasing a product which will be known as the Ophone, what could possibly go wrong?
  
• 18:07:51: @molliemouse4 My son is soon to be 7 .. I'm pretty sure he'd love one
  
• 18:08:46: RT @DanBrowning76: Dan thinks Third Person Day is a fine idea.
  
• 18:25:10: @molliemouse4 not particularly big .. but he has a liking for power tools .. he never gets to play with them though ;)
  
• 18:33:12: Why there was nothing natural about the death of Kristian Digby http://twitpic.com/16eo7g
  
• 18:35:25: @iamamro Not my work .. I don't have the time or patience to mock that up!
  
• 18:37:04: Making Hospitals Dangerous B3TA challenge .. http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/hospitals/page13 - fantastic stuff here
  
• 18:37:19: laters folks
  
• 20:07:22: Watching Big train Season 1 Episode 1 http://www.seesaw.com/TV/Comedy/b-7188-Big-Train
  

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From Twitter 03-02-2010

• 10:58:31: Morning folks
  
• 11:03:46: No Survivors #budgetbbc
  
• 11:04:38: I can't believe it's the 2nd day with Sunshine .. surely this must be some kind of record
  
• 18:09:42: SparSailor #tributeactsthatmustexist
  
• 18:10:22: Giddee Rascal #tributeactsthatmustexist
  
• 18:12:52: Daisy Electric Bread Knife #tributeactsthatmustexist
  
• 20:04:24: "Exam Questions and Answers" http://j.mp/bCRdOh << Old Classics but still funny
  
• 23:59:15: RT @Neurosceptic: Please donate to our #Chile Earthquake Appeal by following this link http://bit.ly/bQTiBb Pls RT to your followers. Th ...
  

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From Twitter 03-01-2010

• 09:21:19: Morning folks
  
• 09:23:57: People really like shit pictures such as 'can you see Jesus' .. this twitpic has received over 10,000 hits FFS http://twitpic.com/zjwbo
  
• 09:30:18: @remittancegirl Vitruvian man or however you spell it?
  
• 10:17:13: @remittancegirl Yup I can agree with you on that
  

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From Twitter 02-28-2010

• 00:17:28: I am drunk
  
• 16:10:22: Cmon the lads etc etc
  
• 18:51:26: Bossier sheriff launches 'Operation Exodus' a policing plan for an end-of-the-world scenario http://j.mp/c3Kiek :/
  
• 19:50:33: Pixies - Dig For Fire ... Yeahhhh baby ♫ http://blip.fm/~lwx0m
  

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